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The Year of The Bass on Hidalgo’s Grounds

On The Menu
Pilchards de La Mancha
Tripe Sausage with Risotto
chouquette with vanilla fudge
Fromage frais
… and a name-brand Cola

The Year of The Bass on Hidalgo’s grounds.

 

It’s Ten a.m.in Paris, France, and Petra is watching 🎬 Superman fait son Cinéma at The Oscar Chávez Award Show, meanwhile at the 93, my niggas in Paris are dropping The Bass, with Public Enemy and The Killer B’s.

All The Meals that fit.

 

Ladies in Gemini, we apologized for last night’s interruption of The José James carte des talents on the Fip Siren Show, sources close to Semolina Pilchard Relay that a band of Hollywood Vampires led by a Josh Haskell, the Telemundo 🚺 chick and, the NBC 🦃 crew kicked José James thinking that the Chicago fan was a Hari Krishna freaq. on the 📻 Seine-Saint-Denis dial of La Légion d’honneur.

In any tin can sealed, when it comes to fish, and the 🐟 friends of fish Öüï are always near so grab Yer’ nets 🕸️ and meet Mí at the top O’spaghetti after that little siesta on a Corn Flake under the A-86.

But FO’ist, let The Border Patrol know, that a friend of Pancho Villa eating burritos 🌯🌯🌯 at la avenida Revolución in Tijuana 🇲🇽  on his way to the I-95 via the I-10 from L.A., is off-course, —a friend of ours.

And Mme. Gatel, this is where Eye Will introduce you to Sophie 🛼  Fofie and Socorrito 💃 Braveheart à La plus belle Bagagerie de clochardland en Rivoli.

In the same inning, at the Seventh Inning Stretch, Nuestra Señora de Los Ángeles, Madame Bass will explain to representative Gatel that InDeed, not only can Öüï play Centerfield, but Eye can also play Shortstop in San Pedro ⚾ Macori en La República Dominicana…. goooooo, Dodgers.

 

But for… Nadiesha’s bio update 🪶

 1 de marzo, 2024

Note to editors:

Last Boat to El Segundo.

Abort! Abort!, stop the presses-es-ese!!! Stop The Presses-es—ese… and nevermind ESCALANTE!!! LOZADA is CARLOS, and he, LOZADA not Escalante is pulling a Semolina Pilchard but because The Eiffel Tower is on strike LOZADA is climbing up the Washington Monument.

You have to parse the words.

The events depicted in the following subset episodes document the last encounter with Brontis³ à la préfecture de Cité (75004) on September 26 of the year of Our Lorde³ 2014, —on The Twilight Zone. The first episode circles back to the riverside and brings you a word from our sponsor Led Zeppelin and the same old Immigrant Song, now with authentic squeezed German lemons.

Previously on La Fête des Morts à Paris, agenda… the good folks at NadieSh’da updated their but plugs, our All-things Fédérations and Associations correspondent, Catalonio Barcelonnette de Peralvillo, got an Ex-clusive In-side look at Misha’s New but plug:

Also available in BDSM and normies models.

 

Thickle your (🐉) ass with a feather?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

🎶 And, Eye, WOULD! For, —Ewe.

Alice In Chains.

February 29, 2024 — Freedom of ’76

… and now, the rest of the story:

From the creators of Jimmy Buffett’s piña coladas, comes the story of Waylon Jennings tacos de perro in Tijuana, only on Morning Joe.

That’s what We get for listening to Rachel Maddow, now Enjoy Your Hamburgers in Paradise, 75004.

In Local news, the Russian protectorate section of Moldova 🇲🇩, a country close to the Poisson extended-family in The French 🇨🇵 Antilles³ just invoked (overnight) Vladimir’s Oligarch’s protection, and in Poland, The Salon de l’Agriculture in Varsovie just fell for the Nazi-Slovak-Russian tactic of 1938, giving Ambassador Brzezinski there, a bone to chew on… and Rachel Maddow, try this Indian tortilla 🫓 for size, the Russian front just got a shipment of Nan-cheese to go with their rations, this is going to make for an interesting antipasti of small chunks of meets³ given the Spanish tapas that are currently joining The International Foreign Legion for The Ukraine side of the trench.

³~. As in Cold Cuts, Shredded Meats encountering each other; Eye doubts that there will be any Duck and Chicken on that D.A.R.E. tray, on account that part of the poultry is in Sri Lanka and the rest of the  other coop is under Marianne sweet bussom (jugs).

Meanwhile at the Apolline de Malesherbes Show on BFM’er TV, my favorite Frog, Dominique de Villepin just made the rounds to revisit his 2001 intervention against sending the French Foreign Legion, let alone French nationals, to die in Crimean Peninsula… that’s what the P.I.G.S. are for.

Page Tú, if I was the Devil…

Knock, knock… Who’s there? — Al… Al Who? — Al Ah Bama… Psykes.

 

Let’s take a Trip to Australia, it’s down 👇 under and that’s the way to get into Hell, but you know what Negrita, Eye knows a quicker route and that’s through México, because there’s No God in Tamaulipas all the way to Tee-Jay, güey.

Our first stop is Ensenada where President Joseph R. Biden and nigger-shoe peddler Donald Trump are stuck in a cabaña hut 🛖 full of bananas and coke.

But first, Öüï switch, It!, over to Chicago where a federal judge just danced El Pasito duranguense with Donald Trump and that motherfucker (nº 45, not the federal judge) is off of the General Election ballot in Ill y Noize, across the Bluegrass and beyond Churchill Downs, Senator Mitch McConnell just stepped down from his High Horse and is Leader no more.

For context, we return to Martin Luther King’s 2024 Edition when our multifaceted staff updated this most non-consequential blog’s take on France’s most consequential present-danger, which according to a member of the French Foreign Affairs Commission is, off-course a Russian Winter, —again.

Tequila Sunrise — Quattro Fromaggi, and because there is nothing artificial about Mí, this is in fact a time-delayed entry, not an Intelligence on the spot.

Meanwhile at Saint Merry, Nadiesha updated their butt plugs, or their bio, or something like that.

Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

Previously on my favorite Nazi Movie, Hitler inaugurates the NAZI Party 🍻

From the creators of Don’t Shoot The Motherfucking MESSENGER…

🎶 Ewe know that Öüï is living in a Meshugeneh World, y Oye Cómo Va, mi Ritmo 🪘.

Axl Foley stars in… Bad Jokes from Ewe. Featuring Anthony Hopkins in, “I’m having friends for dinner 🍽️.

Eye tells Ewe, he is funny… don’t procreate, 🫢 procrastinate masturbate. Let’s get Excited.

Alicia’s Steele Tempered Maths — 2 Jeers Baby Tú Years… in re-cap, it’s Two years of Vladimir Putin being a Nazi-lover… going on 3 in Siberia. 🙊

And, Alicia Menendez, breathe, take another breath 🫁 (that’s tú, breathes) now then, please be advised that this entry is in tandem 🚲—🚲 with Hilo, Hawaii’s, big Ol’coucou Clock.

Öüï now switch, IT!, over to Sesame Street where The Count is outside of the Rockefeller’s Rainbow Gin Joint in Manhattan, and next on the Matrix, it’s Alicia Menéndez who is wearing her Dominatrix leather skirt for the occasion, but only from the waist down, up top it’s the loose turtle neck in tan, and oh the humanity, Simone is dressed in black, Michael Steele remains a bald-headed Ho, but then again, isn’t that what a Black American is if s/he votes for the GOP?

Note to editors: no slouching when leather is worn, back straight missy.

Nevermind The SIMS … here comes Guy

A tale of two cities and Shiny Happy Canadians… what’s the difference?

Free City, desde El Cerro de La Silla, se deVisa una encuerada cuando empieza a°MA°necer.

Let’s begin in Monter°Rey where a street art mural criticizing “la poesía naranja” of TESLA’s takeover for the title of undisputed polluter, “verdad de Dios que sí,” was painted-over in white*, as a noun, the so-called “Regal city” SHINES a light at the dissonant headlights of Elon’s Teslas and the environmental issues that plague Tatiana Clouthier’s carbon industry strong-hold.

México S.A. de Capital Privado

Shiny Happy Pucks… and Mme, Gatel, after the break, it’s Overkill, and then I promise to finish that dang-on email that I promised Mains Libres (LOi de 1901).

 

With el sujeto d’arriva² in mind, the reason why Shiny Happy Canadians are ecstatic on their roller 🛼 skates at The Macro Plaza, is on account of a friendly match of Shinny. And sources close to the silver mining ⛏️ industry relay that Aluminium and Steel tariffs can only bring a warm fuzzy to Quebec and British Columbia plants 🏭 and smelters.

In local BROAD-casts

Hoy no hubo pipi, puro cambio de sostén.

Now few people’s name in the Whole Wide World of Sports can brag about having all of the vowels inscribed on their NOMENCLATURE, especially when it comes to the game of Shinny, if your employer pays for all of THE PUCK and all of the NEWS that stick 🏒.

Jump to Page Tú, where Guy from FREE CITY meets Otto from EL EY.

Che Guevara was a fag… Comandante Navalny 🚶

Alexei Navalny… tristesse no tiene fin, the Watchtower tampoco, or at least that’s what the Joker who took my Whine and smoked my Herb, said to Said.

🪘

Musical guest… Hendrix does the conga

Men At Work… Australia is The Enemy.

Putin is short for puto. All grown-up.

And, fip . fr, do you remember when Your Station used to broadcast news capsules on the Hour, every hour? Any how : Che Guevara was a Fag 🚶‍♂️

After the break, it’s, “€ual e$ El COLMO de Navalny?”

— That, Peter Baker from The New York Times will have to report that on Navalny’s last ride, he would be consoled by the mistress/wife of an Institutionalized oligarch named López, por pillo (Badum~tisch)… not necessarily Obrador.

Told y’all that Eye was a Stringer, now let me pull these other lines into these walls…

Ghosts appear, and fade away… come back another, —They 🚦

Salon de l’Agriculture at la Porte d’Issy-les-Moulineaux is already there, it never left.

More Cow, Belle, S.V.P. with Shugga on Top.

Why must I be like D.A.T. why must I Chase the Gat°el,

And, Snoop Dogg, nevermind the Talking Heads because Öüï’s having a German Breakfast 🍻 before a Super Bowl of Menudo, para la cruda. Enjoy one Beck’s… blow by blow, Bay-Bee.

Blow by blow and now in Temps Reel with VO, stf.

And, Mme. Gatel, since Doctor Buen Abad opened the Sur°Realismo over the Mexican Jornada³, let’s turn President Zelensky into an Impala 64 and, let’s look under d’Hood.

For starters, Eye can’t believe that these Coq suckers put carrots in the PANZA’ de la vaca 🥣, the Gall of France, Snoop Dogg, The Gall and this is why you need a nigger like Mí guiding Ewe in Paris during your Peacock stint.

Let’s go dutch, you constipated duck. And starring as Snoop Dogg.

🥣~. It’s like my main nigga’ in Amsterdam once said to Said, “It’s like dos pinches Canadians miners in San José de Las Panochas, Durango, who drench every motherfucking thing with mayo’Niece,” period full—🛑.

But seriously, Snoop Dogg, I am SIRIUS and youse Knot, nigga, don’t be fooled by that Bébé Requin, because that’s a fucking Citroën lemon from 1968, it’s da-Shizzle Mí Nizzle if youse into band wagons.

And nevermind the Stingray, the Shark 🦈 knocked’er up.

🛎️ Intermedio with Cherry on top

Breaking Bad :

Breaking The Knews, full circle to Doctor Poisson and The Year of Mexico in Montreuil-sous-Freddy Cats, cholos reloaded is a mile-marker in a kilometer world 🏍️🛵🚙… Full 🛑

 

And, Madame Gatel… have you ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Check it out deer, I am going to connect you back to 2006³, —and President Sarkozy, and then I am going to send that email to La Bagagerie, but first, here’s Natalio Reyes Colás 🛎️…

³~. In less than 3 strings and/or tangas.

Magik Buzz… now, the first thing One has Two know, is that Öüï does knot, or select the Bus lines, nor The News of The They, Mme. Gatel, Eye now knows why I could not finish the draft regarding your visit to La Bagagerie on MLK Monday, last month… I had to wait for the one that started it all, Nicolas Sarkozy, off-Course.

 

Öüï begins in Washington, where Joe Scarborough gave Mika a cowbell, as her Valentine’s gift… La Vache, Mika, La Vache!!!

🔔… more cowbell

🛎️ Happy Saint Valentín Strings (attaché de presse) … fuck them Vivants, especially the ones in VF, such as Raphael Morán.

…

One last thing, cette correspondance est rédigée en deux dimensions, la première étant ce courriel et la seconde sur mon blog wordpress. The information on the e-mail is a direct interaction with Mains Libres while the strokes on my blog font partie du kaléidoscope du PROCESSUS même qui, je le crois sincèrement, a fait de moi (Armando Segovia) le tout premier réfugié MADE in FRANCE..

They to They, chaos … South Park vS. Donald John Trump

And on a They, like too, They… the Lorde our God fucked The U.S.A., and Representative Maud Gatel, it’s sort’of, kind’ah, like your MoDem President and the Big French Reshuffling of the Ministries.

They to They chaos… Thanks, Obama! Now bring back Ctrl+Alt+Del.

 

Once a-gain, I ask again, what is the definition of a Mexican Standoff on The Hill, with reverberation in Strasbourg, France… I don’t know, in Paris, France, it has to do with how supermarkets and franchised corner stores operate under Grabiel At All’s Régime and the price of a cold beer³.

³~. Of Course When the France does it, it’s not highway robbery 12/27/2023.

Now, to un-bundle the context of the last line of pure unadulterated French Bashing (and England… phuck Ewe tú)… one has to rewind back to the 2024 Martin Luther King’s edition of this most non-consecuential blog, with that in mind, Representative Maud Gatel left “the place where Évry body knows your name” with Mí thinking that, Eye repeat, with Mí thinking that her séance during the Ordinary session of January 18 (09h00 C.E.T.) would be dealing with French national security and Ukraine getting fucked.

https ://www .assemblee-nationale .fr /dyn /16 /comptes-rendus  /seance /session-ordinaire-de-2023-2024 /premiere-seance-du-jeudi-18-janvier-2024

Instead, Mme. Naïma Moutcbou, opened the mic 🎤 to the Commission for the Evaluation of Official Development Assistance, which has to do with how the French agriculture Euros, and Frog expertise is distributed in shit-hole countries like México (C.F.E.*) or tropical paradises such as Colombia and/or the melting Arctic.

On that day I was waiting for the Ukraine part from Mme. Gatel on the 17th of last month, I’ve must have missed that section of the discourse; instead, the news from The Supreme Court in the U.S. just pulled out (moments ago in EST) a Groundhog out the places where the sun don’t shine and practically destroyed South Park’s argument before The Supremes to keep Ukraine worst enemy on the ballot box that will dissolve nato/otan.