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Eye ho’id it was Ewe — Let’s get some tacos

Love Cats

 

Like Öüï said, “night and day”

And right about now, if you are not reading this blog, you might be wondering why the editorial staff of this most non-consequential blog is flashing y’all with our very own meal card, well, that’s becuase the Municipal Race is about to get started and, should the current Minister of Culture, Rachida Dati, get elected to City Hall, this might be one of the last months that Öüï get one of those cards issued to us.

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Hoy no hubo jazz.

And Catherine, it’s not hyporbole, heck youse the one that welcomed MoDem  to the place where Évrybody knows your name (la bagagerie) in 2024, now, in 2026 MoDem is wearing the “trash collector’s” uniform and going around homeless campsites (la mano-en-la-mano) with Minister Dati. To be fair, we lost track of Assembly woman Maud Gatel but it’s going to be interesting to see how the race develops, considering that Minister Dati wants to erradicate people like me from Ariel Weil’s, Paris Centre, and the other 16 arrondissements aussi(e).

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Now, the way things are going, the Parti socialiste is going to crucify Mí (no pun intended 🇮🇱 ) and, the La France Insoumise is pretty much the home of Georgina Moreno and the whole of morena-francia in the block of Mélenchon, so 🔥 damned if Ewe do—damned if Jew don’t.

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You’ve all heard of the son of a preacher man³

³~. It’s not one of those…

This here is the offSpring of a Bank man. It’s a political cocktail mixed with Whisky 🥃 and Sangria 💃🏽. The effect is a tangent that touches the center right of europhiles who detest De Gaulle and raise a toast to Giscard d’Estaing while raising their mimosas to the good people of MoDem and Mme. Maud at l’Assemblée.

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Flaco Spinetta y el pescado de Oyuki

In our next segment Öüï touches base with Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ who unbeknownst to him will be challenged by Adanowsky and Carolina de Maigret Regret into El Pancracio de La Arena Coliseo para una Lucha dedos a tres caídas sin límite de intereses patrocinada por El Chase Manhattan Bank y los zapatistas exiliados de París.

La référée for this CATCH will be in the hands of Elena Poniatowska… la pinche “Tante” de Carolina (la más vieja, selon son même spiel*) which indicates and CONFIRMS that the bout will be Fixed and proves that the Only True Thing in Life is: su majestad la Lucha Libre. 

*~. Older, but better, but older. Rando Chante, 2019.

La Palanca de Diego Corrientes y un curado de fresa

Support your local predator… and on this Global day of La Mamapacha please be advised that things, according to the Talking Heads, are “same as it Eva was”.

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Happy hour on pulque de guayaba… and all of the street for you to pass-out on.

And, madame representative Gatel, nevermind the changing of the guard in Polanco³, according to your correlegionaria MoDemista, and vice-président of the French National Assembly, Elodie Jacquier-LaForge from l’Isère, Eighty years after Évry slithery cunt was granted the right to vote sexism has not shifted the camaraderie (compadrazgo during The Year of Mexico in France) between men in the locker rooms of power.

³~. Changing of ambassador to ambassadrice at the French siege in La CDMX, formally, el DeFe… basically chilangolandia.

To The Moon – Alicia

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

— Any how, Governor Newsome, I certainly hope that Ewe don’t take this personally, after all, one can SinSeerLy remember the fate of Julius Benedict, — remember him, Governor? The fate of that Mengle’s Kid. I mean, it would not be the first time that a California governor gets knocked-up… remember Junior?

… and, Governor Newsom, 🚓 Öüï’s gonna need a pregnancy test from Ewe. Welcome to Alabama. 🚓 Youse not in the Neutral Zone, any moor?