Habemus FuckUS… Papa est LÀ

Gets me to the church on time (church on time)…

Los fish~es en el’agua

R a y u e L À

Musical guest: Rudy and His Huevos Rancheros, featuring La Sirene de Saint-Germain near Saint-Michel.

 

Modern Rome, and in París all along La Seine, Emily flys alone. And this is where Calamaro 🇦🇷 joins in… y con un solo paracaAIDAs.

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol...

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol… Thank you Mme. Munera for ushering in the importance of Public Radio in the Papal Age of Trump. The images that you are seeing now are from Paris before the GWAR.

— Paloma, come in. Paloma come in 🫴
right now, all screens on Control Towers are BLACKENED by The Tower of Power 🎺

More Cupet on that 🍾 CowBelle, Urbain I. More Coop’et!!! 🍾 🍾 🍾

Musical guest : KISS

Note to Kerschovas: due to a certain Victory, i have just to figure out Which, Mí will Knot Bee Abel to join Ewe for To Theys—@lleGretos. And just to be baroque: Gooooooo, Dodgers!

It had to be you : Trump selects new pope

But then I (Armando Segovia) did tell you all before hand that it was all for the Glory of Fred CHRIST Trump’s son, Donald W.C. John, Hallelujah! Praise baby Trump.

Can Your Beat This Card, pundits?

Straight out of Sacramento : TESLA 🎸🧘🎣📐

That’s BALONEY, Father James, not Bolognese like you forecasted, but just like that French charlatan, MICHEL de Nostradamus once foretold about a River in Bohemia to usher Adolf Hitler onto history’s hysteria, so did you Father James, so did you Father James, because BALONEY is just a piss-a-way to Bologna and the MOB LAND that this former cardinal hails from, ISSY-Stephanie-de-las-Once, Chi•Cagó or, as that big fucking BEAN-in-the-Park once said:

… and The Sign said, Ewe has to have a 🏞️ membership CARD ♦️ to get inside .

TESLA…

Note to Joe Scarborough at MSNBC: “sir”, your show is as you say on The Morning Joe advertorial, “un-scripted” but only AFTER YOU READ and follow my lead you Son-of-A-Bitch. And mister Smith at BuzzFeed and The New York Times, fuck you and the little “crowd-sourcers” that you spawn onto my atmosphere 🌬️…

Love Will Find The Güey.

The Anti-Christ is now set… in case y’all missed the RED SMOKE that Öüï warned you about on Channel Tú with the “Brit”.

Up next on France Tú : Prof d’Anglais… really³?

God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, WWII was for the glory of his son. Donald W.C. John. No G.I. Housing no Trump. God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, the father of the anti-Christ at the White House. Sociopathy 101 for Erasmus Students at la bendita Sorbonne.

Generals gather in their masses.

Congrat’s you are now a muse, let Mí amuse. And if you are going on a trip to OZ land this one is for you. And if you see Jim before you set out over to Dover, tell that Coq sucker that Mando said hi.

 

 

³~. Ewe know my papi used to say, there’s only room for one Bret in town, not a Clown (Badum Tisch) anda if you are going to play uno i  will bring and/or summon the Cardsand little ol’Eye Will put you to The Test.

La Ocho de las Ocho.

 

La Mur is when Love gets a sex change on the pronoun without notifying the Article… Brit, Bret and, l’Intrusé makes 3 and if you Times this by Seven you get heaven, but Öüï is fucking with Poison right now, not Warrant, so here’s to you Arsenal: Évry Rose Has Its Thorn and every Motherfucking Cowboy sings a Sad, Sad Song.

And then Ben•Öüï•Öüï rocked The Casbah with a TU PELO accent.

🎸 Some people call Mí Maurice, ‘cus Eye speaks about the Hipocrisy of López Obrador’s wife, that fucking SALOPE, de moreno en fRancia y de Gilberto Bosques en este día de La Liberación. 

Eye told you yesterday, Denisa Kerschovas-es, that it was a López not l’Opus de morena-fRancia y el club de La Pájara Peggy con voz de pito: Sí~que~Sí Georgina, y “¿no que no?. Hipócritas de Mil Anos.

Over at El Encierro, the 6am fellow the from Yesterday matin en France2 is a lucky guy. The motherfucker split the 4-frame del Bulldog… ¿Qué mas pues?… well, for starters Ewe coq suckers omitted the Question Marks (en Sevilla) that alone merits summer school, and of course when “mas” involves quantités you need that little tilde on La E de “Enrique”, en París.

Well… Eye never been to Spain, but we will always, ALWAYS have Casablanca, —Vania.

In Roma, in Roma the smoke plume out of El Encierro was RED, not noir.

Entonces pues, Raphaël Morán ahora de ‘media’ part, o algo así:

Más hipócritas que Jean-Luc Mélenchon en fRancia, pues únicamente “Los Amigos de la esposa de López Obrador” en la Sorbonne, and if you don’t believe me ask a PROF. there, so, what says you, Jim?

Breaking in Cannes, vía Perros Bravos en La Jornada, JULIETTA BIN•OCHO just squared the split, Öüï repeats, Julietta Bin•Ocho split The Square… Oh, The Humanity.

Who’s bringing the Ice Cream, “Brit”? I found a bag of Waffles outside of Krispy Kreme or Franprix, can’t remember the trash can, but the expiration date on the seals is from 5 de mayo, so Eye reckons that the waffles are still good but if KNOT ‘Bret’, if that’s even your real impersonation, I (Armando Segovia) could pull some Spéculos de Mil•anos.

 

Well off-course she hit the Road, Jacques… esa chica es Loca cuando sale el Sol

López not l’Opus

Le PSG c’est au Parc… Minuto 28 Paris 1 Arsenal 0

 

And Révérend Al… Eye did not know you were a Kenyan fag 🎣… Öüï will not hold it against you.

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, sadly, La Tina knows shit for questions… ³

22:30 Paris 2 Arsenal 0… at minute 76 Arsenal scores so, Paris 2 —Arsenal 1

 

Amigos de México en fRancia, el siguiente segmento es dedicado a mi tío Emilio “el indio” Fernández, y desde El Paso³, para su Chingada Madre, “La Malinche”.

Alegretto de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli… context follows

 

Sinceramente, Armando Segovia… EFEméride a la sorda vía La Gorda 📐

³~. If, and only if, Ewe are from Juaritos then go to JAIL o como dicen en El TOLEDO, “a la Tzingada con Denisa Bohemia”.

Sol menor, Munera…. take it to deer 🦌 Red Nose, y puto el que coma ANSÍAS de Bac. Bac a.k.a. Bacchus by the way is the Ex-ception to the Rhules at the BAR… usually all them niggers (at the bar) owe me the last Round, except for Dion-y-sus the most free of the Dirty Dozen in Olympia… Washington via the Snoqualmie Valley of the Dead.

Quizás mañana, bri-YEH’l SOL

El Hebdo-madriario de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli 🪶

PUB:

No Sufras Más… y de paso, Pare de Surfear. Pedro Pascal was an Arsenal fan en la novela de las ocho: La Pasión y Vida. Featuring the music of Los Ángeles Negros.

El Hebdo-madriario de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli llega gratis en París cortesía de TFI (those motherfuckers) in Primetime.

Literally: 1000 assholes, that’s not amoR 🤹 that’s Mil-ano

PSG v. ARSEnal tonight at nine.

Habemus Abacus?

RightNow it’s RIGOLETTO POMODORO on the BAC

Synopsis: some fucking clown on Channel Tú gets naked as he grows eggplants on the pot, or something like that, la cosa es que “la gorda” is off to They, y el narrador se imagina que en pelotas también.

Ketch-up bitch:

Blurry lines… Issy-youse-a güd clown. Shakira is Loca Loca on the Latina Wave of La Seine. Tune in, find out. 99.0 FM : La Tina de Mélenchon y los Amigos de Raphaël Morán en París.

Oyster Perpetual nice Rose Ewe got there

Oyster Perpetual Diver Down “piss up a rope” Edition,

Momentary Lapse of frenchiness… She’ll Never Call Him dad Again… but I am not going there, Faisal, so pena that Tony Palma calls the cops. Like i told you this morning, I don’t select the Value(s) of the other themes 😉.

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It’s only rock and roll but I like it, and this Pablo Torre is what EYE was just telling Faisal, that numéro a). amarillo no me pongo and b). make up your mind MARIE CLAIRE, not that Öüï want or showed MORBO³ when the CUCKOLDING first broke out of the BFM’ERS tubes.

Porn is in the eye of the beholder, not me.

And this, my friend, is what little ol’Eye means when Mí told Ewe this morning that I, Armando Segovia, neither MAKEUP 💄 🗣️ them “actualites” much less, amigo mío, —select El Pálomazo de Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach on public jazz à La Seine.

And, Eddie Gloude Jr., ever wondered what the Holy Spirit tastes like? Chicken. That fucker tastes like chicken. Do you like chicken Eddie Gloude? My name is Lucifer, Eddie Gloude Jr., please keep yer’ hands off.

Literally can’t write this shit up.

Ladies in Gentleman please stand for ISABELA💃 PANTOJA

Franco hated this version:

Spain’s National Anthem : Hijo de La Luna.

 

Which is Y, “hoy no hubo jazz”.
How can Ewe have any jazz if El Himno is on?
If El Himno is on Ewe can’t have any jazz, unless…
Unless you use the Latini‘.

Django was the name that I, Armando Segovia, gave you and you do not pronounce it with an ‘i’ Griega but with a “J” just like the Mexican “ex” sounds cuando sale de la boca en Castellano: Dj-Ango. You too are from Durango.

“TODA LA VIDA”… FRANCO loved this track, go ahead DJANGO, « jump! ».

Numéro Zinc-Oh… yeah.

Anyhow Dyango, “Volverte a Ver… Is a Colombian song by JUANES, not El Mediterráneo del paisano de Serrat. Any 🦉 hoot Dyango, meet Faisal… he hails from the SOBEREIGN parallel land of Pan-ARABIA. It’s parallel because Pan-Ara—vía 📐 is just another track like the SOVEREIGN Pan•América; the first (🌍) was a victim of The Frogs and The Rosbifs, while the latter (🌎) the latter is The Marshall Plan of The TRUMAN 🕶️Shoe.

… and if your name is Johanne Poisson, i just buried SKYPE next to TITUS.

Descanso Dominical from A Thousand Miles from no “fucking” where

EAU-hay, oh eau-hay…
Eauuuuu-Ahhhh_hay ah Ahhhh-ay
—Ah ah
Eauuuuu-ahhh_haaaay
Thyme don’t matter for beans  

Sandrine Piau Piau fait π-π ICI 📍

 

My name is Lucifer, please take my hand🫴

Tren de Aguas

No es seria está descarga que sería en el panteón

… or judías en el museo del Conde de Bermejillo, municipio de San José de Las Panochas.

And, Susana Poveda… consider this my Botellita de FUNDADOR

HAIL, HAIL…

rock and roll

“Como hijo de un dios menor…

y por eso, “Aquí se viene El Sol”.
Aquí Se Viene El Sol : 17h40

Synopsis: Caetano Veloso sings George Harrison’s classic in Castellano granizado.

Surfing 🌊 Safari and then Öüï went skateboarding… 🎶 Ewe look like an Ace now ♠️

Big 👄 Hoe and Little 🌽 Corn

Big 👄  and Little 🌽 starring mister “¡Arroz!!!” himself, Mauricio ”🇱🇧” Garcés uttering his trademark thermomètre riser ZINGER 🥖 “Las Traigo Muertas”.

Spades and Hoes, man. Spades and Hoes, only at your local Picture Booth 📽️ Show 👯👯🕺👯👯