🎶 Válgame, Santo Niñito, ya’Garrarón a José³

Érase que se era…

³~. Previously on “Guanacevi, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas”… The Ukraine girls were having non of it, just as the morena-hawaii delegation were enjoying their pineapple 🍍 margaritas, Omar Harfouch spilled the beans on Fatima’s aunt, the former President of the Mexican Senate, Mónica Fernández Balboa (Tabasco-morena party) and her daddy, Bernardo Bosch Hernández, a high-ranking petro-chemical engineer on the PEMEX payroll, currently advising the General Director of PEMEX Exploration abd Production.

Hot Chili Peppers in a blistering Thai Soup-REM, while listening to John Coltrane at Lumière.

It turns out that even at the highest levels, beauty pageants are run under “El Concurso de Belleza : La Reina de Bermejillo City²” rules, which happens to be sketchy at best. You can take my word for it, Eye dated at least three of them beauty queens back when Fenster The Copy Editor was chopping his teeth in Buffalo Ranch, Chihuahua.

²~. Formerly, Bermejillo Ranch.

Meanwhile, back at La Fiscalía General de la República (FGR) , Omar Harfuch (sin o) anticipaba ya desde las 9 de la mañanera de Claudia, un discurso para suavizar a los chayotes de Munoz.

Across The Atlantic…

It’s Odd House Washington-NOW :

It looks like teens kissing and one of Em# got fingerbanged.

The Jihadist and the Nazi

 

Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas³

It Ain’t Me — Happy birthday, revolution.

 

En Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Margarita’s Happy Hour until Morning Joe drives the cows home, Issy-Phuck-It, Fatima, you just made the great and youse now “la chiqui-ti-bun Superior™ rolled into “La India³ que todos quieren”.

³~. Formally, “La rubia que todos quieren”.

Fake escalas 🛬 en la esquela 🪦… la toma de Torreón vista desde “la caseta” antes de llegar a Palomas (hoy) entronque a Chapingo.

https ://www .debate .com .mx /mexico /Muere-en-accidente-administrador-de-Aeropuerto-de-Matamoros

 

Tan Falso como San José de Las Panochas en Los Dos Amigos, o algo así. En fin, ministro de los difuntos nacionales, if the unfortunate accident happened after La Sierrita, then the municipality would befall to Tlahualilo… knot Bermejillo.

Sicario incomprendido, El fruto de una revolución.

Happy birthday, revolution.

Well off-course she hit the Road, Jacques… esa chica es Loca cuando sale el Sol

López not l’Opus

Le PSG c’est au Parc… Minuto 28 Paris 1 Arsenal 0

 

And Révérend Al… Eye did not know you were a Kenyan fag 🎣… Öüï will not hold it against you.

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, sadly, La Tina knows shit for questions… ³

22:30 Paris 2 Arsenal 0… at minute 76 Arsenal scores so, Paris 2 —Arsenal 1

 

Amigos de México en fRancia, el siguiente segmento es dedicado a mi tío Emilio “el indio” Fernández, y desde El Paso³, para su Chingada Madre, “La Malinche”.

Alegretto de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli… context follows

 

Sinceramente, Armando Segovia… EFEméride a la sorda vía La Gorda 📐

³~. If, and only if, Ewe are from Juaritos then go to JAIL o como dicen en El TOLEDO, “a la Tzingada con Denisa Bohemia”.

Sol menor, Munera…. take it to deer 🦌 Red Nose, y puto el que coma ANSÍAS de Bac. Bac a.k.a. Bacchus by the way is the Ex-ception to the Rhules at the BAR… usually all them niggers (at the bar) owe me the last Round, except for Dion-y-sus the most free of the Dirty Dozen in Olympia… Washington via the Snoqualmie Valley of the Dead.

Quizás mañana, bri-YEH’l SOL

El Hebdo-madriario de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli 🪶

PUB:

No Sufras Más… y de paso, Pare de Surfear. Pedro Pascal was an Arsenal fan en la novela de las ocho: La Pasión y Vida. Featuring the music of Los Ángeles Negros.

El Hebdo-madriario de aujourd’huiTzilopotzli llega gratis en París cortesía de TFI (those motherfuckers) in Primetime.