Tag Archives: 50 over 50 — know your value

Oyster Perpetual nice Rose Ewe got there

Oyster Perpetual Diver Down “piss up a rope” Edition,

Momentary Lapse of frenchiness… She’ll Never Call Him dad Again… but I am not going there, Faisal, so pena that Tony Palma calls the cops. Like i told you this morning, I don’t select the Value(s) of the other themes 😉.

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It’s only rock and roll but I like it, and this Pablo Torre is what EYE was just telling Faisal, that numéro a). amarillo no me pongo and b). make up your mind MARIE CLAIRE, not that Öüï want or showed MORBO³ when the CUCKOLDING first broke out of the BFM’ERS tubes.

Porn is in the eye of the beholder, not me.

And this, my friend, is what little ol’Eye means when Mí told Ewe this morning that I, Armando Segovia, neither MAKEUP 💄 🗣️ them “actualites” much less, amigo mío, —select El Pálomazo de Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach on public jazz à La Seine.

And, Eddie Gloude Jr., ever wondered what the Holy Spirit tastes like? Chicken. That fucker tastes like chicken. Do you like chicken Eddie Gloude? My name is Lucifer, Eddie Gloude Jr., please keep yer’ hands off.

Literally can’t write this shit up.

Right now, Paris (fr) is playing better Country music than them cunts in Nashville

And, George Cluny… don’t lie 🤥 motherfucker! Don’t you go into that Jardin commercial de Nice to hide from the MESS that your KENTUCKY WINDAGE calculations caused in the U.S. Election. You sir might be from Kentucky and even hold a Kentucky colonelship from Lynchburg (TN) but you SIR are no motherfucking TANKER.

Palo Mazo !!!

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You sir know jack-shit about SIGHT ADJUSTMENT and PIVOTING at the same time while traveling up-slope at 60 mph (on TRACK) and ACTUALLY knocking yer’Target 👇 at Churchill’s DOWns—baby.

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Nos fuimos juntos a volar 🪂…

 

It’s 12h00 in C.E.T. and the 1st of the month AIR RAID Sirens in France have never sounded so relevant, like an Oracle really, but it’s Way To Early for Classic Rock, —baby.

Meanwhile at the economy class of Abu Dhabi, the Bani Yas Band is going on tour with THE FOSSILE DUNES, the new troupe of Mika Brzezinski in The Middle East.

Boresighting procedures … don’t forget to clear the exhaust hoes from the Bore-evacuator before attempting to anticipate the hit.

We caught up with Mika at The Panama Canal because Katty Kay was not available at that time. Long story-short, Mika came up with her new troupe’s nomenclature during a The Rolling Stones concert, “it was like [a] Revelation” said the Morning Joe hostess. 

Los Rolling Stones son exactamente como los pintan.

Them Stones are exactly³ what Mick, Keith and, Woody look like when not on tour.

Elise Jordania

Bass player for The Fossil Dunes.

³~. At the time Elise Jordania was loaded up on mescaline, so tourists beware.

And, Oh Holy Static Stone 🪨…. Phat Bastard just ate Marjolaine Kalten-Portier Bach… and Deer Max:

The harroWING take of how Nancy sampled The Beastie Boys in at her son’s junior hall ball. And then she had a heart attack and the Beastie Boys went skateboarding.

 

News flash: scooter’s electric battery short circuit, rider eaten by land shark at Rivoli

Selfies… Like Eye said, no es lo mismo Ser, que Estar.

Perrier®️ saved the day. And Ewe can take that to the (Left) bank…

badum tisch 🥁 ☕📩

Just the facts, ma’am.

… over at Morning Mika, it’s “Men are pigs” and know your value, in Abu Dhabi. Thank God for porn. And, Willie Geist, remember that “porn is in the eye of The Filter”.

Por su parte, Abdul was on his regular delivery route. Abdul drives for a beverage distribution company from Montorgueil and he was minding his own case of Perrier to the Chinese gambling establishment on, or at the end of la rue Lointier when, flash! The scooter’s battery exploded.

As cold as Alaska and Dinarama… and now, “The Rest of The Story³”:

Hell on wheels… Lilith Landshark follows.

³~. Note to editors, the name of the hero and the street involved have been changed to protect Foot Locker and The Sketchy Shoes store in front.

The kids sitting on the front-loaded family cargo bike would sure have an interesting story to tell in class, and so would the beverage delivery driver who wasted a case of Perrier’s on an express delivery service electric scooter burning on the world famous rue de Ravioli.

Lilith Landshark, rue de Ravioli, Paris-Centre —primero.

 

It was just before 0900 hours, Mamadou began feeling a warming sensation on his buttocks but made no big deal about it as he waited on at the traffic light at Sebasto-Paul next to Saint Jack’s square next to the Gay Pride district in at the southern quadrant of the Saint Queen Merry, just before Chateau Lett, but by the time he approached the Saint Denis “Y”, Mamadou knew that his ass was about to light on fire, so he did the sensible thing that one does when one’s sensible ass is about to be lit on fire 🔥…

 

That negro pulled to the side, unloaded his ass from the heated seat and once on the ground, Mamadou did an about face (literally), folded at the belly and began blowing air to the leaking battery, perhaps in an effort to send smoke signals to the Fire Department.

Need a hero? Swipe 📲 right 🔥

🎶 Vete de aquí… yo solo pienso en tu piel, —no es necesario mentir.