This band needs more Cow Belle.
When Kashmir went to Rio and then the skateboard got stoned, Knot Mí, period full 🚏, ask Mme. Hidalgo, she was there too 🕵️
La música viva y el verde es vida, o algo así.
En fin, yo tengo la samba que tú quieres
Category Archives: En primera plana
Archivo de enclaves.
Neo-haciendas, néo-colonial-IS-is-IMMO_bilier and of course neo-Nazis
Don’t fuck around with “El Pi.pi.ri.pao”.
Issy… arriba del cerro matarón a un hombre, d’esos q’En la noche se salen a miar. Trou 🕳️ Story de Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.
No me levante la Vox…
Tampoco me hable tan fuerte
Yo no ando con medias, transa
Soy un hombre diferente
Amores Fingidos — A Face in The Crowd.
Los Plebeyos
El Diferente
Mi Hacienda d’Adobe y la milpa across the bend
¿Con los ojos cerrados? Ewe bet nigga’
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/05/15 /opinion /san-pedro-una-neohacienda-urbana
And starring as Julius Caesar
Roma SKAnke Tomatos, get your Roma SKAnke Tomatoes… in season now.
No particular Thyme, it’s 11:24 am in nato time and according to the California Raisins Richter’s ⚖️ Scale, Susana Poveda just had a Cosmic Orgasm en Cabine
Mercy, mercy, Mí.
Tic Tok? No, sorry… Öüï has never finger-banged with that app, period.
and ya_Don’t stop—ah Wan Tú (single-double).
i can get funky with my I’s dotted and my T’s with four prisms on each QUADRANT, Ewe bet.
… mirror 🪞 mirror on the wall:
I tell you this: if Eye was French… never mind 💋
here’s another thing Ewe don’t know, it’s 3° with Mí, myself, and Eye. Three nails and a cross makes Chuy a dull man.
That’s like all work and no organized Grab-Ass.
Any 🦉 hoot, Ari Melber, if the pants fit pull-Em# Up! Nigga. You are going to need a belt and Eye’Warrant—y—IT!, she’ll like it too.
But nevermind Seattle, Ari Melber, Eye tú been D.A.R.E. and stole the t-Shhhirt, Olympia will not let Mí lie, nigga’. Olympia would Knot and since Ewe are the resident NIGGER 📜 on the msnBC’s you know that EGO TRIP ends with a [sic] riff that should transition from NUBIAN to RuBiO and off-course: WARRANT
🎶 Para que quieres amores finjidos?
Issy-Marco-Rubio, you are a disgrace to La RAZA here, there, and Évrywhere.
Never mind the pope’s TWO BROTHERS, Salvador Allende was with Dylan in Durango
Dalmatians look great on a John Lennon Collection Winter Coat, but “hot chilli peppers” taste better con una helada en El Salto.
Feel Her Love ~ Let The Sun Shine In
It’s a romance thing, you cock suckers along MADISON AVENUE wouldn’t understand but you just keep.playing Hendrix on a loop ➿ with a laugh track to make Mika come on the set.
Ewe fools, I told you that Ben Wanted A Fucking TURKEY on that film :
Michelle my 🔔… you are going to need a National Security Adviser and, ma’am I’m Your Hegseth, Bay-Bee, and yes I too “like, Frédéric “fucking” Chopin with a 🪓 to grind, Eye gots’ a MACHETE aussi y el FILO está B•i•e•n• am°ELLA°do.
The Kid Stays in The Picture
The Fed, Kissinger and, Mika’s doctor dad are at a bar, hilarity ensues when Ed Luce spills the Diamonds on them boys best friends 👯👯👯👯🫴
🛎️… Fuck You Zbig and KISSINGER aussie.
🥸… Issy-motherfuckers… Y si. Salvador Allende is alive and well in La Sierra de Durango.
Skate on this Barranca you radical “chavo 🛹ruco” and lose your head, literally, on a different kind of “cordillera” entre Santiago Papas-quieres y El Triángulo Dorado just a short piss-a-way from
Hey Ed Luce, you fucking CUNT. Do you play drums? Can you improvise, or are you just a little butler-boy?
Get a haircut, you hippie… Badum-Tisch 🥁
7 Minutes to understand I fucking Told You So
La mafia (el narco) en Francia
“Avante, azione, traveling… 🗣️📣 SILENZIO.
Never mind Nicholas, nevermind it’s just an ankle bracelet, but I MUST SAY, that French Accessoire would look great on Donald John Trump’s DRAFT-DODGING, overweight and freakishly deformed HEEL SPURS… what a little bitch-ass way to get out of wearing a military uniform in QATAR.
Dear Stéphanie Menou, i hate to say it, but how is your Mexican Cinema Club at the préfecture de Cité working out for your Narco-menou Deo needs?
Let’s review, Los LEVANTONeS are on the rise, cocaine use (at least by the empty baggies) that I see where French bobos party are starting to be more common than petty HASH.
12 Frases Célebres de Pépe Mujica:
1. Entre las naciones, como entre los adinerados de El Club de La Pájara Peggy en París, el respeto a la coca ajena no es mutuamente EXCLUSIVO de una “carne asada³” en en la banlieue.
Wait until 12 year olds start acting like little entitled “madrinas” for JUANITO Guanabacoa and those “pretty” little friends of Mexico at THE Luminor en EL BARRIO de LOS PUTOS, en Le Marais.
³~. Carne Asada is code in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, for a party where one guest will be the cut into different pieces and then said pieces are simmered in a liquid that will dissolve all traces of humanity from the “special” guest at that macabre fest… but I (Armando Segovia) am sure that la bendita “police-de-la police” knew that already, but if you coq suckers don’t (know) just ask FLORENCE CASSEZ, she has a working background on how those “festivities” develop… 🎹 As Time Goes By 🎶 🎶 🎶so Stéphanie Menou, you must remember this:
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
Straight from el barrio de los putos en París
Note to all:
Puto no es necesariamente c’est qui La Banlieue refers to as « pede » or as “La Cage aux Folles” at theatre next door.
Putos
Alex Lora por ejemplo es puto desde que nació this according to Bose but you have to know the difference between “El TRI de Lora y El TRI de Bora”, and this has nothing to do with Saint Merry.
Silly Love Songs — Mujica para marihuanos de todos colores
Picture him as a purple dinosaur 🦖, not a green Mexican dinosaurio de el PRI³… like El Peje en “La Chingada”.
All The Hits you need, including, “La Mariana”, “Kuni-kuni la marihuana” y por supuesto, “Hasta Siempre, Comandante”.
“Y que te bendiga 👌ios.”
La Casita de El Amigo Chávez
The Farmer’s Almanac
Pause ⏸️ ‘member now, COVID made every airline filthy rich³
³~. … but it turns out Rusty Coils and air traffic control traînées is all that United Statesians got for their very White Christmas.
The Big Qatari Splurge – Happiness Is A Loaded Boeing ✈️ 🧮 it’s so basic that only a Fool Would Say that.
It used to be, just a short election ago that White Anglo Rednecks on an Evangelical private plane, that United Statesians were ‘exceptional’, ‘free’, and off-course brave.
“A dog with a bone in its snout neither barks nor bites.”
General Porfirio Díaz.
It turns out that Americans, are just like fucking Mexicans in France, delusional in the purity of the shit that they spray to hide their stench… and Eye ain’t even talking about axilas here, ese. Knot the sobaco at all because the odor is more de ÓSEO like the stench of scie à os machine or, a BandSaw, if you are current in French.
Welcome, Afrikaners. Welcome to The U.S. in A., Welcome. Please occupy any of the spots that used to belong to los otros refugiados.
So… In°deed. Jazz it’s so un•Reel, knot like the un°real audiocity of Def Jam Amerikaner Génocide, eh?
🎶 Please stop your lying 🛫 🧭 Jamal Ahmad Hamza Khashoggi… 🇸🇦 or SAW’mthing like Jamal goes here… What You’re Doing.
So… they tell Mí, that you know how to use an Abacus in the Missionary Position, eh?
La Tangente Perfecta
La moral es un árbol… en toda dictadura para que esa sea perfecta, o sea la dictadura no la pinche moral.
… told you fuckers that I Could See for Miles 📐🎺🫴
Any 🦉 hoot, where to begin, where to begin to break the ice? Where?
Biarritz on I.C.E., there’s a “tariff” for that 🎬 cut.
