Dear Cousin Joe… Eye can go to France, and be an American³, ask me how?

It’s 3 a.m. in NYC, 9h in Paris and, Katty Kay, midnight in Tarzana ; where The Birth of Nation is getting a face-lift via AI and at-a-miserable cost of $2000 U.S. and no white people in it, only Ones and Zeros like in The Matrix.

Biutiful

³~. Just like Alejandro González Iñárritu but for different motivations and literally, without the commercial ‘breaks’ and or “exercises” (Wood, 79) pero sí, Eye wanted to see what México looked like without Mí  “from the outside” and for my Mexicanidad, Öüï was of course blacklisted and ostracized (a reciprocal ‘perla’ if you know who MABM in Spain is) by a bunch (lot, if your name is in BAFTA listings) who wear flowery scarfs during  heatwaves and throw around highbrow words such as —altérité, justice and dignité.

Up next:

🎶🎶🛘 Fundación Slim invita las Tecates.

 

It’s not about fear or prejudice, it’s more about a “personal [fucking] note, the level of insecurity is very high in Mexico and to live in Mexico with two children was becoming very hard…”, to live inside of Alejandro González Iñárritu’s ranch of idiosyncrasies and 21 Grams.

Page144 of THE FABER BOOK of MEXICAN CINEMA

Reaganism

 

Y Tu Mamá También : under the purple 🟣 blossoms of Tomás “el Corbillón” secret garden 🪏, any 🦉 hoot, Marjolena Kalten-porten Bachbulbs, what Eye wants to know if that Californian on your cabin has casted his vote for the Governor’s Race in Cucamonga? Well has he?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr / club-jazzafip /le-swing-cheville-au-corps-d-anthony-wilson

Now on to other things in Tommy’s plantation grounds at Sunset, where youse not going to believe who’s coming for dinner? That’s right mister Amore’s Perros, doña Sortilegios who just happened to be waiting for someone to open that little FABER book of, —selon Sean Penn, “wetbacks” in Hollywood, and find out that Clint Eastwood ain’t even from San Francisco and he did (that dirty bastard) snatch that heart that the other birthday-boy³ left near Carmel by the coast.

Magical Mystery Whistle

Magical Mystery Whistle… damn-it! Who gave Paul pinole⁸ before the Whistle #Tag?!?

³~. Tony Bennett.

Bad Company — ISSY-Ewe-Can play with Madness 🕴🏼

Fcukers — La Nueva Pjaa

But first! Öüï switches it over to Austin, Texas, where The Daily Stoic is either painting his porch or peddling Russian “propaganda¹”… i see your 🦉 hooters 🦉 on that there Calendar of Wisdom and just for the sake of “short phrases” and “unknown flowers”, i raise you The Philosophical Herbarium.

~. ˢᵒtsugi ; 186 mars/avril 2026 “TURN UP THE BASS, MOTHERFCUKERS

Do[lorem ipsum goes here] so Carpe Diem motherfcukers.

¹~. A Calendar Of Wisdom, by Leo Tolstoy.

Las comparaciones, María Antonia, por eso son odiosas… y por eso las ostras (y los ostros) están siendo robadas y robados de su única posesi⊕n, en fin María Antonia la paella de hoy incluye la almeja que Patrick se llevó :

https ://haciendomagiaconpalabras .wordpress .com /2026/05/13 /las-perlas-del-perla-by-mabm/

… en fin Jackie Alemany, you say that you can spice up a mean paella, well Mí myself and off course, Eye, goes to the source in Valencia for the sake of pa’Lourdes in Pau.

J’te l’dis quand même, that this is a work in progress, but then again no, i never wanted to be a sculptor… that trade is for the fishes in Nice.

 

Can someone, anyone please put back the smile on Lorène de Sousbeille please, she sho’ is the bomb (Öüï ol’ and young agree 👍🏾) but that fucking explosion 💥 background is starting to get worn out ; how about if y’all bring in the garden girl for a fucking change FABIEN NAMIAS?

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… Next up : Karen BASS from L.A.

Don’t make me call out the boat-to-Pont Neuf³ and head over to Quai de Garigliano to kick your ass with some of that ChaYote that you seem to enjoy on the warmongering beat 🪘.

³~. It’s the same boat that Eye took to Cairo… i’m telling you Fabien, it’s fucking Madness 🕴🏼any 🦉 hoot 🦉 it’s that time again (after 61 of the 250 years) in ALABAMA when “the blacks” head on out to the bridge, to show solidarity we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) head on over to California’s 35th Congressional District where POMONA is on the ballot and that’s how Öüï’s going to fill that oval next to Norma’s name.

Inter💋medio con La MABM (Nº2.71)

Grrrrr… 👄 Dear, Debbie “bacardi”… It is you, former Rep. who is wrong on the EMBARGO, and it is HER, the Current U.S. Representative from Queens (N.Y.) who is on the correct side of Humanitarian History, more on that after the Olympic Moment with Tiffany -time delayed- Cross town traffic.

Microcuento #271 ©by mabm

Sexiest man alive… Fuck You George Clooney!

In local news, never mind the anti-covid protests at LA GARE de Saint LAZARE, Metro Line 14 (the purple line) that’s just the RIGHT WING of the frogs being idiots, pay close attention however to the following INFRASTRUCTURE Public Service Announcement regarding the aforementioned line; M14 will be closed from TODAY, July 25th all the way until AUGUST 8th but it only involves the stops from the GARE de LYON to OLYMPIADES (same goes for the RER Cthe Yellow Lead Better line) as this line, M-14 (∴my favorite line∴) is currently being connected to the ORLY International Airport. The delay is really not that bad considering the options available to move around this Olympic Villa.

Em#botella—miento… Contexte pour Cousin Joe via AVI VELSHI en IRAN, con ESCALA en La Havana* (l‘amour est dans l’AIR) — Fuck The Olympics (punto y coma) The Guardian*: “The quixotic notion that the Olympics could be a champion of human rights – and that staging the Games would open up authoritarian hosts to international norms and scrutinywas completely undermined by Beijing 2008, then rendered risible by the Sochi Winter Games in 2014… 

Je ne parle pas Espagnol … Lingua Franca es InglÉs, SVP

* Dear, President Joe Biden:

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexico-preparing-shipment-food-medicine-cuba-mexican-official- 2021-07-22/

Your counterpart in México is making you look like a Ur-fascist¹, or as George Clooney would call you at an Italian get together, an ETERNAL PRIMITIVE (primate). In Texas, Mr. President, you look like a TWO-faced Ronald Reagan.

¹ ibid… https ://www .openculture .com /2016/11 /umberto-eco-makes-a-list-of-the-14-common-features-of-fascism .html

2 de Octubre, 1968: “Salió el sol” according to Mexican nightly news and, the International Olympic Committee president, “was at the ballet”. The GUARDIAN* goes on to highlight that, << He then reacted to the greatest ever display of athlete activism at the games – the black power salutes – by destroying the careers of Tommie Smith and John Carlos. The IOC’s history is one of genuflecting before power and violence, and bullying the athletes it claims to revere >>.

Thank you for THE CHARITY; but JUSTICE is a better Deal, señor(es) Presidente. Call me… or KNOT.