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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

“Because it’s Wreakable”, said Gordon Gekko

And, Ananas Giridharadas replies, can Eye get a Bud, Fox?

Everybody wants to be a Tanker, but only a Distinguished Armor Technician knows that the Real Bud is brewed in The Czech Republic.

Page 182 P2:

The surly Zoran, in his wheelchair, moves from the metro entrance to the basement of Les Halles. I call him by his first name, he stares at me suspiciously without recognizing me. I introduce myself. He frowns, nods and declines contact. Occasionally, he shares his patch of pavement under a metro awning the with other companions and his radio [sic]. He’s aging fast. The last time I saw him, he was asleep, broken on the edge of his armchair in a basement next to an elevator in the Forum des Halles. Does he ever sleep in a bed? How does he manage to live on the streets, trapped in his chair? These questions open up an abyss I don’t feel brave enough to explore.

Now go “Romancing” with The Stones and don’t forget to take Mika’s little helpers, you son of a bitch!

Anyhow, Marjolena Kalten Porter-Sax… and the sign said,  you have to have a membership card. I told you yesterday that Gordon Gekko would be rewarded with an anti-greed documentary.

 

To they in His story:

Partout où nécessité fait loi
(“Wherever necessity makes law“)

10 July, 1940

The Vichy government is established sous les jupes de Stephen Spielberg at the Eiffel Tower, Semolina Pilchard reports. 

1985 – The Greenpeace vessel Rainbow Warrior is bombed and sunk in Auckland harbour by French DGSE agents, killing Fernando Pereira 

🥖 ☢️ 🏝️

On 22 September 1985, the French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius summoned journalists to his office to read a 200-word statement in which he said: “The truth is cruel,” and acknowledged there had been a cover-up, he went on to say that “Agents of the French secret service sank this boat. They were acting on orders.“

10 July, 2019

Hitler’s dream goes to die in México, in Puebla of all places, “the last of 5,961« Special French DGSE Edition » BEETLES… are sent to a museum. “From the nazis to the hippies, the end of the road of The Beetle happened in Mexico, where it was reproduced by the thousands³”

Previously on The History of Ideas… if youse out of Schlitz³

³~. Ewe are out of Schiltz.

In context, Fuck You Stevie Van Zandt, God bless the F.B.I., and God bless Edgard J. Hoover, the most AMERICAN law man to have ever planted evidence while wearing French lingerie under that G-men suit. And “Little Steven” fuck the Native Americans and their way of life.

“We are riding with Biden”

In “America”, a friend of Manson will walk free out of jail, but a Native American can rot in a cell for pissing off The F.B.I… I told you Yesterday that real criminals will be rewarded and the oppressed can stay that way, oppressed but with “Self-Determination and Education Assistance”, since at least 1975… restrictions apply, and if your name is U.S. President Zachary Taylor, eat more raw fruits and iced milk motherfucker, and then go straight to hell without collecting after passing GO on the Monopoly board of Destiny.

[ 1956 👙 🏝️ ☢️ 1850 kt. APACHE¹⁴ ]

And just to put a cherry on top, on a day like YESTERDAY, but of 1970, RICHARD M. NIXON, delivers a “special” congressional message En°Un°C.I.A.°Ting Native American self-determination.

PARIS, France, Palais-Bourbon. 9 July, 2024__ Meyer Habib is stripped from his soapbox in Turkey, Greece, Cyprus, THE VATICAN, San Marino, Malta, Italy and, that fucking IMAGINARY promised land called Is°Rael.  

… and, Katty Kay

Led Zeppelin II
Bring It On…
(to be continued).

Go Home Habib(i).

Home is not where chez is at.

Heard across The Atlantic:

Attack, attack, a tackle… or something like that ☎️

To they is, “Argento-French” observation day³

🦈… Sous les jupes de Bejo…

Seven, se ven, S even, period!

and, Vice-president Harris… god bless the Supreme Court of The United States. Normally at this junction I would write “thanks Obama!”, but this one is ALL-IN on The Rachel Maddow Show.

But seriously, all the credit goes to “The Notorious RBG” and her indispensable clause on The Law.

Nobody is indispensable, not even Justice and that’s all Eye is going to say on the Balance ⚖️ r.i.p.

And, Eddie Gloude Junior… choose your shade, nigga’. It’s going to be the next hue to holla.

Alicia in Chains ⛓️ And, Eye, would.

 

And, Representative Padilla D-CA, on a They, like today, the U.S. Army moved in on the Monterey Jazz Festival and the Yerba Buena THC Depot and thus, it’s the beginning of the last grab of Manifest Destiny and the Second Conquest of Santa Monica on Route 66.

1846 – US troops occupy Monterey and Yerba Buena, thus beginning the US conquest of California.

… and Joni Mitchell, goes here.

… in local news, it’s raining kids³ 🪟 Ale, Lou, —ya!

³~. No kids were harmed while burning the lead.

Save a child, rent a ho… say no to Child Alienation Syndrome at the courts.

Happy Birthday US Army, sincerely, Marquis de Lafayette

Wo früher meine Leber war, ist heute eine Minibar

… it’s Munich’s birthday, just in time to start the festivities in Berlin, and I swear that Eye is Knot making this up.

… just don’t ask Henry The Horse, becuase he is a natural enemy of  Henry The  Löwenbräu.

It’s Beer Thirty at The Morning Mika’s Show… Prost! Now, by the time that the 4th hour of The Al Franken Show arrived, Chris Matthews had downed an entire keg of Milwaukee’s Best [Champagne] and Mara Gay was downing chasers and challenged Mika for to a Wet T-Shirt contest… Oh Deer! Cousin Joe is plastered on the Güey tú early, set.

Contra puntos… 1982, Margaret Thatcher celebrates the conditional surrender of La Argentina en Las Falkland Islands.

🍻… any minute now, Schiltz is going to be Schlitz out of luck and Joe Scarborough is going to go on a Frontier Gibberish Rant.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

𝄆 Aquí se queda la clara… y porque no apuntarlo 👉🏽 ciertas transparencias.

 

Now before we get to our favorite year, month and They, Adrienne Elrod just tipped the Budweiser Clydesdale ponies and that Crazy bitch kicked the Dalmatian off of the beer truck.

Any how it’s Flag Day in Hawaii, and here is Joe Scarborough talking American exeptionalism gibbrish and pondering with Willie Geist if Don King kicked the spit bucket already:

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Territory_of_Hawaii# /media /File:School_Begins_ (Puck_Magazine_1-25-1899) .jpg

As a matter of fact, it was the very French in 1777 who selected the name for The 1775 Continental’s Army tabloid “Thee Stars and Stripes”, following Adolph Hitler’s Night of the living ANSCHLUSS in March of 1938 and the Very Consequential Nazi Occupation of Paris, France, on a day like today, in 1938… Hitler’s incursion into Paris was an example of “Time-delayed Karma” for the beginning of the French colonization of Algeria in 1830 and for declaring Arabic a “foreign language” in that African colony.

Over at the Avi Velshi’s “book banned club”, it’s Filthy Animals of the Bible, by Dorothy P. Lathrop. The author of that book won a prestigious children’s book award and it convinced the Vatican in 1966 to abolish the “Index Librorum Prohibitorum which was instituted by Cardinal Ximénez (of Monty Phyton’s fame) way back in 1557, and here is where Öüï takes the time to Claire-if-Eye that Milwuakee is fine, Boston!!! Now that’s a shit town, and here is why:

https ://www .cnn .com /2024/06/14 /europe /pope-comedians-vatican -intl-hnk /index .html

Because it happened in JUNE, in June, Willie Geist, June the 10th to be precise when Bridget MAGNUS was not expecting the Spanish Inquisition, because as Cardinal Ximénez says, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition”, or something like that, anyhow, on June the 10 Bridget (now BISHOP) was poked with the soft cushions, tied to the infamous “Comfy Chair”, and then she was hanged with a guitar string, and all of the Boston beaners celebrated with BECK’s cult in Saint-Denis 93000.

https ://www .ibras .dk /montypython /episode15 .htm

 

06/06/1944 — The Longest They

Nous ne “redoutons pas” la pluie… 

Don’t Fear The Raindrops, scooter for sale, it has “historicity”. It’s not the one that J.G. rode on, but the one that COLOMBIANOS stole from Borrégo (75020).

It’s a good day today unlike the day of the 75th anniversary, today is not raining. It’s a good thing because of the tradition⁴⁵ of U.S. Presidents abroad not wanting to get their hair wet.

⁴⁵~. Started by the coward, draft-dodging-convicted felon, Donald John Trump.

Beach cruiser — La vélo balona… Good Vibrations.

On that day, the longest day, Sgt. Oddball told Pfc. Moriarity to bring a bicycle for the good people of Normandy, it would, as Oddball always said, “keep up with the positive vives³, Moriarity.”

³~. del verbo Vivir.

Previously on “Episode tú”, a Closer Look

The Blue Note brothers owe me five bucks!

Check ♟️… in true hooliganism worthy of an Argentinian incha spectacle the second half of the match was interrupted when an agent of the Saudi Arabian Soccer league started to pull the plug on an ongoing chess match (happening on another party universe) just as a Mexican peon made a move on a a black open king. Hilarity ensued when the Crowned Prince of “la bagagerie” dumped his Super Sized Sprite® on the image-bursting thingy projecting who was going to win the match, —anyhow. Dortmund played a hell of a first half, that’s for sure…  ³

³~. Mas Que Nada ( 🪇 ), John Mulaney at netflix, is how an international ( ⚽ ) viewing party (from anywhere) should look like. 

 

https ://www .nbcdfw .com /news /national-international /world-war-2-veterans-take-off-for-france-for-80th-anniversary-of-d-day 

Be an oak not a Palm Tree.

In local news, Irving LOCKER is now the unoffical patron saint of The Place Where Évry Body Knows Your Name. Locker (Casier en Francés) hails from Florida and he and his wife are probably the only elements worth saving from that State. Irving used to kill nazies, and the fellow’s got the props and toys to prove it.

Ladies in Gemini : The Bee Tales… part of a nutritious astronaut’s breakfast

Featuring, Todas Tus Flamas 🔥 y los Bach o’ LINOS de Lupita.

🔥

Tú the moon 🚀, Alicia — Two, the moon…

…

That’s why they call it Junk Food.

After the break, it’s “Hamburgers with Hillary.” The story of hungry suffragettes and the therapist who sear Em#. It’s the story of Carrot Top taking over the Circus 🎪 at the Weimar Cabaret on Morning Joe. It’s a Sign O’ The Times and for those who forget The BuzzFeed de 2016, well they will have to re-live, IT!

And, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough… “one would be too many³”, unless it’s a Mexican-american blowing the whistle at the UNESCO in 2016, but I will touch base with that after the pro-palestine university students across the Continental Philosophy halls get Stormed by Pro-Israeli thugs garbed in Florida sheriff’s uniforms and a BadGe.

Chance favors the blacks in front of an incompetent cop… the nigger will catch the bullet, Eye guarantees, IT!🎈

https ://www .theguardian .com /US -news /article /2024 /may /08 /florida-police-kill-us-airman

Hillary Clinton³ aside, the State of Israel today is Germany in 1937 ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⚙️⛓️⚙️⛓️.

“So it goes… », but that is only because como dijo el viento 🌬️ en todas partes hay negros.

https ://en .normandie–tourisme .fr /highlight /80th-anniversary-of-d-day/

See you at Omaha Beach for the 80th Anniversary, if and only if, The State Department lets me through this time around. I promise not to go for Gold or to Saint Malo.

Cinco de mayo — Encuentros sicarios of the 4-T³ kind

³~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Fourth_Transformation

AMLO… el benemérito de los malandros 

 

Abbaye de Saint-Germain-des-Prés… Orden de San Benito Bodoque.

Amigo Aussie, Kiwi, or just plain ol’Pasty Gringo, the next time that you are sequestered by a member of “El Pueblo Bueno” use this travel tip and MORENA~francia guarantees that instead of ending up in a hole on the ground on your way to the antipode on the other side of the globe [trou🕳️story] you will be on your way to the next Break and stokeness all day 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️.

Issy-les-Butthole-Surfers can’t be wrong, upon encountering a 4-T sicario, bandido, or desperate desesperado (desperado in French) the first thing that you, as a tourist, should do is to strike a Jesus Christ Pose (con los brazos abiertos) because that gesture there is the Universal Morena party signal that relays to your torturers that you are hip with Andrés Manuel López Obrador and his populist 4-T.

Abrazos, no balazos

El Golfo de Cortés y Australia … In 2015 (as the FRENCH celebrated Mexican CRIMINALITY during Bastille Day) two Australian surfers, Adam Coleman and Dean Lucas, were killed in western Sinaloa state, across the Gulf of California — also known as the Sea of Cortés— from the Baja peninsula. Authorities say they were victims of highway bandits.

One thing that the captive wave lover, Cheeseburger in Paradise-eating beach bum should not do, EYE REPEATS, — SHOULD KNOT DEW… is to reach for the sky with your arms up in the air on account that your average 4-T sicario might consider you “too ambitious” and thus, you might find your wet suit-wearing ass in little pieces or marinated in acid, so remember, don’t raise your arms in México, the Presidente there does not like it, and the locals have no he°art.

Over at the Avi Velshi Show is Romance in Durango, en Pueblo, Colorado.

Acuérdate de la sierra, María bonita — It’s Earth they

What Shu’gonna play now?… and Jimmy Norman suggests to James, “ha’Bout a Funky Cold Mazorka!?.”

In bloom… don’t know what, It!, means?

Welcome to Earth, they. At The Drive-inn in Cannes, at la Côte d’Azur, Akira Kurosawa watched a film-doc-Ewe—mentary about a Mexican presidential candidate who saw her life flashed before her eyes as she made her way from The Mountain Top, 17 slain contenders in the lead-up to the June 2 election did not have such luck, and perhaps that’s the buried lead on this cutline.

 https ://apnews .com /article /mexico-mayoral-candidate-killed-violence-elections

Meanwhile, back at the farm, Elise Jordan shaped-shifted to cubism and not to be outdone by her new boobs, Jordania got lip augmentation injections via French Air Mail.

Uso justo de La Vache.

… don’t go anywhere, below the fold it’s a closer look with a kind reminder that Öüí don’t select the ephemeral moments of the featured day (efeméride para los muy France-es-es) nor the delivery method, Eye just demands that all of the fits are news 📰 and that all of the news fit.

Blaxploitation Unlimited presents:

El primer torero negro.

Synopsis:

And Justice for All, happy Earth Day.

https ://genius .com /Metallica-blackened-lyrics

The term blackened actually means to scar by burning, decay or bruising – You can imagine hundreds of sudden nuclear weapon detonations scarring the Earth forever – blackening it.

 

La Palanca de Diego Corrientes y un curado de fresa

Support your local predator… and on this Global day of La Mamapacha please be advised that things, according to the Talking Heads, are “same as it Eva was”.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /j-y-suis-confrontee-tous-les-jours-dans-le-camp-presidentiel-le-sexisme-insidieux-derriere-la-parite-de-facade

Happy hour on pulque de guayaba… and all of the street for you to pass-out on.

And, madame representative Gatel, nevermind the changing of the guard in Polanco³, according to your correlegionaria MoDemista, and vice-président of the French National Assembly, Elodie Jacquier-LaForge from l’Isère, Eighty years after Évry slithery cunt was granted the right to vote sexism has not shifted the camaraderie (compadrazgo during The Year of Mexico in France) between men in the locker rooms of power.

³~. Changing of ambassador to ambassadrice at the French siege in La CDMX, formally, el DeFe… basically chilangolandia.

To The Moon – Alicia

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

— Any how, Governor Newsome, I certainly hope that Ewe don’t take this personally, after all, one can SinSeerLy remember the fate of Julius Benedict, — remember him, Governor? The fate of that Mengle’s Kid. I mean, it would not be the first time that a California governor gets knocked-up… remember Junior?

… and, Governor Newsom, 🚓 Öüï’s gonna need a pregnancy test from Ewe. Welcome to Alabama. 🚓 Youse not in the Neutral Zone, any moor?