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Coming up on C.O.P.S. — a new format, directed by Judd Apatow

Live from Atlanta, Georgia, if you thought that Live P.D. and the long running C.O.P.S. were off the air, you probably haven’t been keeping up with Avi Velashi on the MSNBC’s.

At The Drive Thru

At The Drive Thru .::. 3FA00902-81B3-4DC7-9BB0-5FBC615F393A 🗣 Ladies in Gemini, please be advised that the following DATELINE episodes* below this frame have been scratched from the MSNBC’s after hours programing in Lieu of —Richard Lui— covering of the news out of Atlanta, Georgia.

* Scratched Dateline Episodes:
02h —. A Crack In Everything
03h —. Broken Bonds
04h —. The Night of The New Moon
05h —. Betrayal of Trust

It’s rollin’ coverage of police interactions ‘all they, and all of the knight’. Anyway, Rachel Maddow, please be advised that we [the staff] remain committed to watching your show as long as The Peacock lets you, madam, keep rolling, IT! As for the Seth Meyers Show, let’s just say that as soon as Lorde Lorne returns that gig to the Comcast Building we’ll be out of his pretty-looking hair doo.

Oh, Reddit

Oh, Reddit, you rascal… sometimes you are better —much better— than the Time Machine… Dear, Lorde Lorne, does anybody remember Steve Forbe$$$$$?

Notwithstanding, don’t you go forgetting that in the absence of “Bulls on Parade”, —on account D.A.T. “Nothing Compares to You”— Rachel Maddow, that we here at Asegovia3 made of, IT!, a point to jumble up and select bits and pieces of memorabilia (mostly from reddit . com) for the beautiful MARISA TOMEI, so that she can go ahead and shove’em down Joe Pesci’s throat… and if you are a fan of SNL, then you know what öüï is talking about.

for the record

For the record, “Shock Therapy” is manufacturing consent in Reel Time .::. C7CB1008-4B27-4B94-B0C3-0911B71C4575 🔫 Octubre tenía que ser.

But just in case you happen to be on the same wave of the Spin Doctors, —Tim Robbins— like the Democratic Chairman of the donkey party in 2020, please be advised that as the Race Relations riots don’t seem to slow for the foreseeable future, please DO relay to Adrianne Elrod and her El Paso team, that as your campaign most certainly stays away from reading this most non–consequential blog, the trumpians up North in the Wolverine state are already burning MAIL-IN voting applications, a move that is taken straight out of Latin American elections, not to mention the dick move that Trump just made against Women who could care-less if their Biological reproduction clock stops ticking, a move taken straight out of ultra-conservative circles W.H.O. tend to support fascism… but keep on politicking with the Young generation, would you, Mr. Tom Perez, Sir… like u.s. [the Judd Apatow* generation] to move to another planet? —FRANCE is out of the question! And Europe, well Europe is “Falling to pieces”, not that öüï don’t have any Faith No More, patience on the other hand is hanging on a shoestring.

* On account that Mr. Apatow claimed the Mudhoney generation after the demise of the Green River killer… or something like that.

Weekend Edition Round Up at the Ed Sullivan Report

I don’t care what Ewe think.

Readers Digest’s:f02525e9-2306-4638-8a19-6897577f0307

This is: The ColberthRAND Report with Kat MotherFUNwhack McKinnon. Sponsored by Canned Heat, Rockey Mountain Oysters and, of course, Bradley Cooper’s Canned Oyesters.

Bright Sombras—Nada más:7c91bd20-a372-4a2d-8abe-0e6446fcba71

On today’s course:

1.

Sorry Omar, the Melting Pot is being held hostage, “and so there was only one thing left that Öüî, the staff,could do”. Find out, what it is that we could do, only on The ColberthRAND Report.

With the Martin Luther King, Jr. Federal Holiday officially closed, we now enter into the 21st day of the year with Donald Trump officially in office, and Pete Williams Davidson (Sorry, Pete Williams) can now officially lend us his voice over to US [wabbits], as Öüî rewiew Yao and Intocable.

Kool Aid ®️ follows:2af7dac5-f583-4f37-9552-f9d3d6732b23 —•|~~€ ISSY, Omar, yo, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto no sé si en Burquina Faso, o mismo en el Gran Congo las cosas marchen bien o el asunto este de la chingada como en Managua, en Guatemala, o en TELEVISA; por poner una señal de referencía, pero lo cierto es de que “el doctor netas” se comporta igualito como el clán Azcárraga lo hizo cuando el Clán Ázcarraga era “el mejor guardia civil” del supremo gobierno. De cualquier manera Omar, tú no eres africano, tú eres francés (y aparte Bradley Cooper te enseño a cocinar comida para los Michelines–es–eses; y luego aparte, Omar, pues Francia no sufre d’ese tipo de “jineteadas” por los poderes en turno). ¡Qué va!

2.

DEJE DE TOQUETEAR AL CORSARIO AND STEP AWAY FROM THE RAIDER, Bill Majer! If you want liquid chocolate visit my nigga Michael Che over at Michael’s Bird Cages and Beyond, he’s got scoops for you in some kind of Shack. Now, Bill, you fucking Licantropo in #Howl, tonight there’s an eclipse. Here  goes an amulet for You, and EyE want EwE, motherfucker, to share the visuals with the “Shameless” William H. Macy, over at the ColberT ReporT. Needles to say, the pages are in no need of glue, so Aim High, motherfuckers.

MAI 1974 follows… BUNNY!!! Mis-en-Scene, Bunny. Hurry up doll. Frank is almost here.

And God created Women:3c54de8f-7b76-44a3-8170-82298eb8be9a — A friend would like to thank the SDF who left this for US [wabbits] so that Öüî could pick Hugh’s Hype like an Easter Egg — in January. Thank You, Chuy. It’s NICE to see a bush again.

Musical Guest:
Delgado del Fundillo
y
Los J’aime Le Carton.

En Vivo desde La Placita
Gilberto Bosques
CASI Esquina con Alfonso Reyes
en
MARSELLA.

Anyway, Bill Maher, YOU fuckers are doing it again. Y’all are HYPING the 2020 Doll House and it’s not even Christmas yet. HOW ABOUT worrying about IMPEACHMENT FIRST.

And another thing, Bill, the next time that you feel the urge to cover GENTRIFICATION, ask Robert O’Rourke, from El Chuco, please. And as you do, stroke him for your viewers and fondle him like you did with Tiny, the American Hand-Ball player this past Friday.

Now go get Stormy Daniels and apologize to her for being such a patronizing prick, always praising The Hefe’ at the Playboy Mansion, and telling your experience, much like Los Amigos de México en Francia tell theirs as they brag about their exchanges with Carlos Fuentes. My point, Werewolf, is that you praise the Playboy creator for his lifestyle, and then you feel sorry for a porn star who fucks because she likes it and because she gets legal tax-deductible tender for shacking at work, as opposed to those who fuck to climb up the hierarchy scheme at his or her place of Work.

3.

Dear Omar Sy: Hoy no hubo Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Hollywood.

No offense, Kevin Heart, Öüî don’t mean to “Driss” Ewe like this, pero De arranque, la versión de intocable en Inglés del bueno (en Mulholland Dr.), hÚbiese estado mejor si Bradley Copper played the role of “Driss”. Context for Kevin Heart follows:3eb19fd4-b61f-4351-84e6-61a9fbe7b5dd

Coming up in:

UNA COMEDIA DE ENREDOS:
BENALLA Y LOS PALMARES DE FRANCIA… just kidding. —Not really, Hold that PHONE CALL Brontis à La Préfecture, “ADN” follows.

La puerta está abierta.

AMERICA
please relay to the Reverend Al Sharpton,
that from the Transnational experience,
on this Side of the Atlantic,
Miss Berthrand,
we [the staff]
just witnessed a most regretAble opportunity Americans, who want to Make Trump Great Again, that there are other
Eddie Murphy’s who can pull
a “Dexter” accent, better than
the Beverly Cop could ever ring.

WHY?
Why, Malcolm’s dad?
Why?

Get A RopE:0dd15440-8597-4c3a-8aba-dfed01a9cfff

Happening right now in Marsella, live:
una Artista que sí entiende
el “skit skat” en la música de Jazz…
what a difference a Coast makes.

22.30 CET

The Purple Pundit is going to show it to YOU!

Verbatim.

VICE President, Mike Pence says that Donald Trump is Like Something Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., would look like, or someting like that in Amerikkka today.

Dear, Nicole: say, were those Monday Teal Suade Military Issued pumps that you wore during tonight’s show? Nice! They look better than that other gal’s, god damned Ruby Tuesday, chanclas.

 

 

The “Movie”… a Chris Matthews production

RetoBlog del MonoAureo (Update).

Thursday July 21, 2016
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Michael Che wants to see a "movie"… Chris Matthews wants to know what hotel the SNL crew is staying in. | Law Enforcement Joe (Arpaio) speaks tonight in Cleveland.

Michael Che wants to see  a  “movie”…  Chris  Matthews  wants  to know what hotel the  SNL  crew  is staying  in  at.  |  Law  Enforcement  Joe  (Arpaio)  speaks  tonight in Cleveland.

[Luego te la platico…].

TimeStamp 01h 30m  [TimeNow] … GhostWriter for Trump calls the casino owner a good salesman and psychopath. Brian Williams adage for this timeslot:

“Just make sure you spell my name right“.

Trump has entered the Arena… in Central Europe it is now 3 in the morning…

“You Should be Dancing”

One of the so-called "esoteric views" of a guy named Thiel [from Silicon Valley] is that he doesn't believe in democracy, hates Gawker, and swears that DEATH will be beaten during his lifetime. | Oh-Say-can-you-see?

18-Again… One of the so-called “esoteric views” of a guy named Thiel [from Silicon Valley] is that he doesn’t believe in democracy, hates Gawker, and swears that DEATH will be beaten during his lifetime. | Oh-Say-can-you-see? |  Brian Williams [did i get your name right?] confirms that: We all know that George Burns was the only one that could have beaten Death.

 And now… a family flick
Starring: John Voight

Here comes the sun… A George Harrison gem desecrated at the 2016 RNC.

Here comes the sun… A George Harrison gem desecrated at the 2016 RNC. |

 

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Acaríciame, pero no hagas ruido.

Para 3rd Rock y La Nueva República.
My Air America de Banderilla Veracruz.

Acaríciame con tu cine en París... Disculpe profe Ackerman. ¿Por qué cuando en París no denunció a el Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Exterior y los Empresarios de Sciences Po y el IHEAL? De cualquier manera: Buena nota la que expone a don Claudio "Equis". | Uso justo de un triciclo por los interwebs.

Acaríciame con tu cine en París… Disculpe profe Ackerman. ¿Por qué cuando en  París  no  denunció  a  el  Instituto  de  los  Mexicanos  en  el  Exterior y a los Empresarios de Sciences Po y el IHEAL?
De cualquier manera: Buena nota la que expone a don Claudio “Equis”. | Uso justo de un triciclo por los interwebs.

Ay que tiempos aquellos… los de “Orlando”. Es grato saber que se acuerdan de él.

ticket

Sólo por cantar. | Uso justo de La Nostalgia de La Nueva República… ¿Quiubo—con ese grupo de agencias de “casting”? Se los dije hace 4 años, pero de cualquier manera cerraron filas. Saludos a “O’rlando,” y noticias con @elBote.

Context for Rockefeller Plaza:

The crowd under the O’Tacos sign was being led by one of the two men in the middle screen capture, and yes (i am Writing this For You) he is the one with the glasses. For ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES, again: FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES, IMAGINE (should your boss let you) that Premier Radio Networks sends a producer —A PRODUCER— to lead the outreach events for the BLACK LIVES MATTERS. Imagine that. If you can.

You don’t have to watch this space, but please keep an eye on the Institute for Mexicans Abroad, the last thing that the institute cares about are precisely the Mexicans abroad; except of course, for the remittances, sent via WESTERN UNION and TELÉGRAFOS de México, which those immigrants —of course—will send back to their homes to support their families “Thanks NAFTA… and World World TWO“.

For further context, here’s a PSA:

Jorge Saldaña was a Singer for singing, not a Singer for sewing Quilts. (The more you know).

Postdata: —Ay O’rlando: ¡NO TE HAGAS!!!
Profesor Ackerman, usted no canta tan mal las rancheras, pero por favor: escriba sus propios chistes —o contrateme de ghost writer. No sea copión. Get your own style. And please leave Cantinflas alone, the Pope in Rome does not like it… y no se haga, bien sabe àste marchantito que the High Priest of La Argentina is a fan of don Mario. John, who’s next in your repertoire? El Gran Tin Tan‽‽‽

Los retazos de la Colcha:

  1. APRO_redacción. “Juez ordena a gobierno de Peña reembolsar recursos retenidos a braceros,” Vía: la revista de un ‘pariente-lejano’ de JoLoPo [Los Hilos de Sasha]… proceso: http:// http://www.proceso .com .mx /432635 /juez-ordena-a-gobierno-pena-reembolsar-recursos-retenidos-a-braceros … se dice [en las historias en-garzadas*] de que Julio García, abuelo de Julio Scherer Garía (publisher) educó a cantidad de políticos post-revolucionarios, como por ejemplo Emilio Portes Gil, [supporting role] en el documental “El GENERAL” exhibido por Pablo Gleason en primer festival de cine documental mexicano [Gleason es el del Gafete y Lentes en el cuadro de en medio de arriba].
  2. Junk news: premier-[da] radio networks de Limbaugh… Yo’ Limbaugh, Lee Treviño (Dr. in El Paso) kindly REMINDs You: THAT “GRIZZLY Adams, Did Have a Beard.” Happy Gilmore: the only good thing that ever came out of 3rd Rock… in Bethlehelm.

Ya es Domingo de Ramos, si pueden Vayan a ver a La Rondalla de Saltillo en Peribán, y si los traen, pues ponganse también marihuanos. En el 2018: no sea culo y Fume Mota… al cabo que John Mill Ackerman [en París] ya nos dijo que ese no es el problema de la sociedad, ¿Sí o no Profe? O’me va a decir que miento.

De salida 3rd Rock… I see what you did there, but el 1 de Febrero es sólo un criminal inocente, pero no pendejo como Sean Penn… BTW: would Steely Dan be a more appropriate music soundtrack for your Guest that never left from the 90’s? Yo’Hillary: i served under Clinton’s Army and while in uniform i up-voted [before it was cool] Chelsea, and her Run Away Train.

If it’s politcs: let’s play hardball

Uso justo de Pitbull: pelotero a la bola!!! | Fair use of time score... for UNEMPLOYMENT PURPOSES, because that is what "THEY" ask for when searching for a JOB.

Uso justo de Pitbull [En Alaska… con un GRIZZLY]: pelotero a la bola!!! | Fair use of a time score… for UNEMPLOYMENT PURPOSES ONLY, because Mr. Peacock,  that is what “THEY” ask for when Johnny Cash and Willy Nelson are searching for a JOB, o sea güey: D’man asks for proof that you are actively and purposefully looking FOR a way to make a decent living and pay for one’s own bills. BTW: Fuck your Private Banking student loans, WE DEMAND A BAIL OUT TOO.

Hey Donald… to answer your Question: Ancestrally I am a Mexican. DEMOGRAPHICALLY I am from  CALIFORNIA, and unlike the Grizzly, we are not fucking going EXTINCT you RACIST FUCKER.