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“And by the way, she’ll like it too!”.

Government… It has its privileges, fuck American Express(ly). And, Mike Barnacle: Fuck The Bank of America (expressly).

Buy two Beanie Babies and get a Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés opinion page in La Jornada.

Beanie Babies! Get Your Beanie Babies!  NOW IN INFLAT(ion)ABLE SIZES!!! GET YER BEANIE BABIES.

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Extra! EXTRA! NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS missed the target country for their Target Capture, Extra!!!  Sources close to Rachel Maddow relay that The F.C.C. just cancelled The Nobel Prize and instituted Miss Universe judges as the new standard for approving The Talking Heads on the screens projected over BURNING HOUSES.

It was always U.S., it was always Manifest Destiny, Lisa Rubin.

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Watch out
You might get what you’re after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
I’m—an—or-di-na-ry—Guy
Burning down the house

Porn is in The Eye of The Beholder — The Private World of Darkness

Attention Editors:
The following segmented paragraph must be read in a Nicolle Wallace’s groomed governess from Alaska*** voice.

*** How’s Your Hopey Changey egg and Gallon of Milk PRICES working at the Piggly Wiggly South?

Tangents converge on the U.$./Russia Border as the United States of America Senate votes on WHO IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN  in The 49th State.