So… scene iii of, what the fuck was last news cycle about? Will return after this brief told-you so moment.

I’ve seen that Angle Too:CFDAED98-0404-4D9F-80D4-16EC518DE83A •!• A free person is followed every moment of his life by one of Big Brother’s surveillance detail. Impotence ensues when the free person Surrenders, but Hilarity soon follows when the free-person does not, we repeat, does not Give Himself Away.

No, Hallie Jackson, we don’t have a crystal ball; only Crystal Waters, but we can tell you that our premonitions were right on target.There was no such thing as a “New Zealand” on the map.

Armando Ikeas in AUSTRALIA:FD617107-6155-4112-AD9F-4010D32CFA1F •_!_•  scribble-scribble.

Until the god-damned Sweeds threw in the by–the–numbers assembly instructions… and you know, that’s exactly how La Tunisie (Carthage) got fucked by R O M A.

Snowballs sin Saddles:3C07895F-0775-4575-9096-83C9E1427F9B

Happening right now:
It’s showdown at El Chuco’s Evergreen Barnhouse. Right now, the meerkats are building an appetite, and Victoriano Huerta is sitting ringside.

From Ol’Ventura Aventura en Minnessota:F70C391C-9AD9-4C35-B9AF-6A3BFA94AC8F… Mama My Heros Have Always been Field Warriors.

As the cucarachas get rounded up into la barra de los espontaneos, Donald Trump is busy showcasing his new line of ‘in-door’ hair spray.

Brocha para Cal:8DB6A10D-0D19-4320-BFD2-49658C2440B2… mean, while Donald Trump follows Armando Segovia’s pedos, on the other side of The Atlantic, Natasha can now confirm that when Beto O’Rourke breaks wind it smells like cotton candy.

The Jinggle: Because sometimes those Central Air Units can really fuck with the ‘pacas de paja’, o la brocha de cal que te tapa que te cubre el coco.

Anygüey, Marianne, would you like Some Meat Loaf?

TimeStamp: 13:40 in Central Nato Times. We switch it over to Willie Guiest and a ghost from the ‘stans. The Longest rayathon Yard follows: