Speak softly and carry a big Pole… for those in D.C. carry an AK–47

Fuck you Ben Smith and your buzzfeed roots, how is your Venezuelan Youth from Sciences Po shaping up as Donald is planing his version of the Bay of Pigs?

Los Olvidados … in New Mexico los ”buñuelos” are “sopapillas”.

On the menu:

🗽 🌮 🪆

A Tacoracy in Turbulent Tostadas

Ben Smith’s Buzzfeed in France put Mí on the streets… Eye is not crazy, never has been.

On a day like today, a chunky vice-president charmed the MINNESOTA World Fair in 1901 by influencing modern-they militias in Michigan and inspiring Bill De Blasio on the down-low, to grow a populist beard in 2025.

Previously on last year to they… “nosostros no somos iguales”

In local news Los Angeles now has 3 years to the opening of the XXXIV season of the Santa Ana Winds Flame, olympics edition.

Issy-Rachel-Maddow, I can still HEAR the ECHOS of the mainstream media ridicule redditors back in 2014, 2015, 2016 through 2020 and now, you should know the rest of Aaron SWARTZ story. ERIC HOLDER and the F.B.I. killed him, MSNBC helped seal the takeover and transition “conventional wisdom” to Buzzfeed.in.france

 

But first, CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 20 minutes France who just became THE BUZZFEED of a new generation of, LIVE FROM NEW YORK it’s “I’ve Seen That Movie Too”, it’s about a cat named Titus, Issy-Eye-buried-that-pussy, aussi.

And now you know… if you think that Vincent Vega had a COW when Uma ordered a $5 milkshake, you should see/read what Travolta said when he played the role of The Snowqueen from Texas. Remember The Alamo, gordo.

Money for nothing… and Paris for free.

 

Nosotros No Somos Iguales is an open letter to Elena Poniatowska y Francisco Ignacio Taibo Junior. Misa en cena por Vilma Fuentes en La Jornada.

AGUASCALIENTES… amarillo no me pongo

Pura Pantalla brasilera en Horizonte. KATY Barbosa no cambiará ninguna metralladora de tags.

In this section the student will separate the red IT! (plural) from The SciencesPo minutes (singular), additionally, the screengrab must match the screenshot en tiempo, espacio y, contexto sin importar la forma; cognitive disonences are encouraged pero para la memoria, these must cancel out with events of the previous 36hr period in a New York Minute, por ejemplo Raquelito, as i (Armando 🚲🧭 Segovia) write this paragraph the Pelotón del Tour de France just crossed the Seine Musicale in the vicinity of the Siren that is on playback today. Time Now, 50 minutos antes de las 7 de la noche.

If, and only if, youse a student of the mainstream media in France be warned that the use of Artificial Intelligence is futile with out FOOTPRINT 👣 PROOF of your carbon waste at La Sorbonne or any of her pinchurrientos annex-es en Saint-Germain-des-Pres, in other words Ewe Stupid French motherfucker’s, the use of A.I. is allowed but only if you know who Mika Brzezinski’s dad was and where Alfredo Jalife–Ramhe was at the time when Concentration Camps were the fad in Florida, or Alcatraz.

Canal 26

It had to be you : Trump selects new pope

But then I (Armando Segovia) did tell you all before hand that it was all for the Glory of Fred CHRIST Trump’s son, Donald W.C. John, Hallelujah! Praise baby Trump.

Can Your Beat This Card, pundits?

Straight out of Sacramento : TESLA 🎸🧘🎣📐

That’s BALONEY, Father James, not Bolognese like you forecasted, but just like that French charlatan, MICHEL de Nostradamus once foretold about a River in Bohemia to usher Adolf Hitler onto history’s hysteria, so did you Father James, so did you Father James, because BALONEY is just a piss-a-way to Bologna and the MOB LAND that this former cardinal hails from, ISSY-Stephanie-de-las-Once, Chi•Cagó or, as that big fucking BEAN-in-the-Park once said:

… and The Sign said, Ewe has to have a 🏞️ membership CARD ♦️ to get inside .

TESLA…

Note to Joe Scarborough at MSNBC: “sir”, your show is as you say on The Morning Joe advertorial, “un-scripted” but only AFTER YOU READ and follow my lead you Son-of-A-Bitch. And mister Smith at BuzzFeed and The New York Times, fuck you and the little “crowd-sourcers” that you spawn onto my atmosphere 🌬️…

Love Will Find The Güey.

The Anti-Christ is now set… in case y’all missed the RED SMOKE that Öüï warned you about on Channel Tú with the “Brit”.

Mirror, mirror … So from Paris to The Amsterdam Hilton

Secrets in Plain Equinox:

BACH is BOSS 🎂

Mika got a shroom flashback or, her pocket “little helper” ran out of juice.

Following an epic session on Wednesday night at chez Marjo-Porten Kalten Bald, jazz-a-fip got the bird flew today, a white pigeon with an olive branch held by the bird’s beak was the “special” delivery agent.

March 20, 1967… 🕊️ Nuclear Peace Price of Tlatelolco³, one year Later with a capital ELE, Peter Brown lands in New York City, he visits William Faulkner drops some shrooms with the cross-legged stoned dude and here’s the kicker Pablo Torre, that same OCTOBER a nigger raises an Australian’s black glove in the AIR, like ZoSo:

³~.Treaty of Tlatelolco
Treaty for the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons in Latin America and the Caribbean

✊🏿… Across the Atlantic, just as MIKA BRZEZINSKI was feeling the shrooms flashback from that early October morning of October in 1968, Yoko Ono was cementing her reign on the Let It Be Naked cd… and then, you’ve guessed it that bitch went honeymooning down by CHATELET. But just to close the Becoming Led Zeppelin l➿p, it’s true, Jimmy Page never DID ANYTHING WITH THE BEATLES, but without Brian Epstein there’d be no “Ballad of Beatles and Girl” and this blog would not exist.

🚽 Tu pa que te pema vamoa quemar
Una buchiraco y otra macumba
Después del Fandango nos vamos a comer
Sancocho mondongo de la negra Inés

Split linkage without Novocaine … Feel GüD

Note to Mara Gay… that’s a delicious-looking jacket (it goes swell with Steely Dan during the break) and if youse Up on musicology you know that, “Only a Fool Would Say That”. Imagine, Mí… PEPPER. Imagine.

[ BOB TREVIÑO LIKES CU•RI•OSAS ]

Eye Will Be BACH !!!

You know Pablo Torre, Eye thought that you could have the day off and go fuck-off with Xavier in Texas, but then Öüï noticed that you took my Cue, man! You Tük my Chucho Bald-es cue and counterfeited my bald Chucho, 🐶…  and you even brought Leguizamo for good measure, fuck it! Allow Mí, to put down this Tequendama d’Ayer and I will meet you in South Park.

Time Now, Stonehenge is lining up, and The Pyramids are dismantling Social Security and Metro Cards.

 

1. Fuck You Ben Smith. BuzzFeed killed the “yes you can” vibe, —yes you did.

20 March, 2016… PRESIDENT Barak H. OBAMA goes to Cuba to listen to BOLEROS because: ”SÍ Se PUEDE,” si se puede si nos dejan.

Fido busted your sex toy? Visit Venus as A Boy repair shop.

 

2.

Mirror, mirror… who is the biggest hoe in Les Moulineaux.

 

3.

Municipal Waste Wonderland

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A•ne•mon•ia… i now know what living under Mussolini felt like

For the record, Curt Kobain, anemonia is not a factor of your “memoria”, because you cannot “come as you are”. In other words, you must be part of the Vanity-wagon-Fair of The Atlantic and The New York Times… to achieve Nirvana and obtain a simple pyramid of needs³.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau explains calculus to Alicia Menendez, narrated by Sean Penn.

It’s Your Fault, Congressman Scarborough, it’s your fault… at least in my Unesco moment nostalgia.

https ://en .wiktionary .org /wiki /fuck Webster, Collins, and Katty Kay… Britannica, —Aussi!!! Graham NORTON.

The Guardian

It’s still a baby… currently in 2025, the French version of the TSA outside of the U.S. Consulate still disregard their own posted signs, or the instructions on the U.S. Consulate website. Like i said, that giant sequoia in front of the U.S. Consulate is still a baby, it was planted in 1850, just as Napoléon 3 was playing organized grab-ass in Veracruz with Zachary Taylor.

It’s part of the book of sorrows, or something like that, privileged people in Manhattan may call it fauxtalgia, and unlike “fake news”, the feeling of artificial nostalgia is very real, and Alicia Menendez, nevermind your self-proclaimed lack of mathematical reasoning…

Born in The U.S.A… but it’s really Mexican Native occupied territory.

and here is Y, Alicia, but first let’s figure out just what in the fuck X, is up to.

X = our narration begins yesterday at 15h, a screaming woman was held with the right side of her face to the ground, i did not snap the shot out of respect to the process that summoned me to la rue Gabriel in the first place. This is true, Alicia, this is not hyperbole and Mika’s brother in Poland can confirm this with his counterpart here in Paris, he too, Cousin Joe could elaborate as to why the woman was given the TSA treatment. For the record, a French TSA security guard instructed me that I should return the following day (today) at 14h.

Fast-forward to today at 14h…

X = A sign at next to the “welcome” canopy on the sidewalk next to the consulate entrance instruct 14th Amendment Citizens to go to the entrance, it was 14h, there were no other 14 Amendment, or otherwise, U.S. passport-holders and so I moved towards the entrance and when asked i furnished my passport to the guard who told me to, “come back at two”, I responded with a polite, it’s two o’clock, sir, the guard then says, “go to the line”. And so I did, without complaint or fuzz. Once again, out of respect to the process that summoned me to la rue Gabriel.

14h30… I have finally made it into the tent, there are three persons in front of me, and a pre-screening employee starts to ask the reason for the visit, when the pre-screening employee gets to the person in front of me, she tries to screen another “customer” while the person that she is screening looks for her paperwork, the catch, Willie Geist, the catch is that she skips me and the person behind me to pre-screening the FIFTH person in line… are you keeping count Alicia, because we are about to go into the different factors of the difference of X…

~14h45… An African man is at window 15, as I sit down I can hear the clerk behind the bullet-proof window say, ”congtatulations” in English and then just to celebrate Molière’s language the clerk utters “felicitation!” in a very Bostonian accent. Two U.S. flags, the novelty size for parade waving, and if I was to venture a size Eye would say that the U.S. flags were about banana size were given to the African man. This anecdote is also true Alicia Menendez, at window 15 at around 2:45 in civilian time a family from Africa composed of a black man, a black woman and two stroller-size black kids all became U.S. citizens in Paris. Check with your brother, Mika, he should have at least five days left at the U.S. Polish Embassy as the ambassador, so check the time Scarborough, check the source, nigger.

My Friend of Missouri

This is a work in progress, take 5 Mingus and call Mí in the morning.

Long story short Theodore Schleifer of The New York Times, the passport section of the rue Gabriel consular office had their farewell champagne ceremony from 15h to 16hundred hours, so, Sean Penn is now going to get some shut-eye and charge up for tomorrow’s episode, you are going to need a metric photo… photos conformes need not apply.

Deer, Ed Luce🥄 fuck Ben “buzz feed” Smith

🥄~. And for the record Sterling spoon, SPINAL TAP was parody for their (Spinal Tap) times, Donald John Trump is a TRAGEDY for our E.R.A., period!

Say cheese!!!

DULCE María de RBD don’t approve but if SheInBaum says that Manuel Velasco is hip to be square ⬜ then by all MEANS, “televisa presenta”…

🥥🍋

Say CHIS.

Say CHIS… Front Chis* need not apply.

*~. Frontera de Chihuahua vehicular 9license plate, not to be confused with just yer’ average CHIS, which stands for the WHITEST STATE in the Mexican Federation, —Chiapas

“Loki is the god of Brats ».

Across the Atlantic, it’s 1968 and Elon Musk has control of the Apollo missions at NASA, one morning in November, Elon Musk decides to leave Kevin Bacon and some guy named Tom, stuck on the Dark Side of The Moon. Meanwhile in Paris, it’s official, Eye is a work of motherfucking art. After the break Öüï explains to doña Salma why.

I used to love her (feminismo silencioso, by Muller de López) but Eye had to KILL HER. — Told Ewe all that Santa Ana was no “pata de perro”, just another CHICHARRÓN de PUERCO y PUERCA.

Cardboard mona lisa follows

The Village and The River … deer, Nate Silver, you sound just like 2016 at the UNESCO with the Buzz Feed i.p. as the Morning Joe narc.

Any Squawk, Eye ho’id that Andrew Ross Sorkin is good at Fencing, —Boy! Have Öüï has a major racket for Ewe’all, meet me at Wall Street and then Ewe can all fleece América, not just the United States in 🌎.

6 ~ million Jews can’t be wrong, Benjamin Netanyahu is Reinhard Heydrich

 After the break it’s another edition of Saul “Canelo” Álvarez is the 🥊 Champion of the World, but he is still a big 🫘 Mexican 🫘 bitch, I’m with 🥇 Oscar and you can call Mí, Mary Poppins, mister Scarborough.

Goooooo, Bruins. I’m Mary Poppins — y’All!!!
What is the definition of colonialism?

… and Reverend Al, can you imagine “Canelo” jumping on Stephen (Esteban) for anserwing a question about his trainging regime? Eye swear, Jan Psaki, “Canelo” is the biggest carrot flake ever.

Snowflake de canela

Fuzzy Dice Productions presents

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /deportes /2024/5/1 /oscar-de-la-hoya-revienta-al-canelo-que-se-pudra-malagradecido

And,  former AP~Lemire, to answer your question to Anthony Coley, Donald Trump would have to shoot and kill a nigger³ on Fifth Avenue in order for that ex-président to be put behind bars for contempt.

³~. because as Évry body knows, Mika is the nigger of the world, happy birthday 🎂 Woman.

Condescending Esteban de Estévez… Etienne en francés, but tell Mí, Jimi, “will the Wind ever remember the names, IT!, has blown in the past? The answer is no because it’s BAD RELIGION and, “this will be the last”, so fuck Mary, Armageddon, and the horse that they rode on. Now s’cuse Mí, while I Kiss The Sky ⚡.

… Israel settles donc, Israel colonises; it is settled. Representative Ale Ocasio–Cortéz stars as the lovely Penelope Pitstop, in any case scenario, mister Stephen T. Colbert, meet Mí, mañana you son of a bitch, as Öüï commemorate the International Day of The Free Press with Javier Sicila, Freddy Cats and of course The Unesco on Morning Joe.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/08 /page /2/

Ibid.

Let U.S. look back, motherfucker, to the day when this most non-consequential blog met the BuzzFeed IT security expert at the News Organizations for the Security of Journalist in Paris (5 de febrero, 2016).

And, Willie Geist, “Loki is the god of Miss Chief”, and Évry body knows that Miss Chief is Mika Brzezinski.

 

And in New York, Nicolle Wallace got a new dress*

*~. It’s not just any dress, it is stamped right straight from the last Tasmainian tiger taxidermy sample from the Bones museum at the Smithsonian in WaWa Land… or from a counterfeit Zebra’s ass.

Tres Tristes Tasmanian Tigres — On Deadline

And not to be outdone by AG James in Babylon 2, The French Minister of Education finally³ confronts his middle school bully, a Russian defending lawyer named Juan³ Branco.

³~. After 15 or so years since 🇫🇷 Junior High School 🎒.
³~. Of course he’s named Juan, what else could Branco 🇪🇸 be baptized 🇵🇹 as, “Paulo”?

Naturally, the French Pulitzer Prize Society, dit « Le Goncourt », wasted no time in adapting a literature Prize to parallel Nicolle’s outrageous fashionista pitch.

In The Pockets of The French.

The trousers don’t lie, great looking stripes, what a way to inflate one’s assets. Our guess is that the tasmanian tiger ate the zebra 🦓 and the fabric are skid marks on DEADLINE, and live from Knew York, it’s just another Manic Monday.

 

… de los ocho qué tenía — Law in order, country in disarray

 Dog Cockle, Ostra 🦪… if youse going to pour some TeKaïLa on them hearth-shaped shells then that chef needs to know that el tequila blanco no sirve más que para hacer Margaritas en Spring Break, « coño ». Get some Reposado, next Thyme; and motherfuckers don’t you forget about La Valentina and off-Course, Mí.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_cockle

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Nice, France, things are not so peachy at police headquarters, the “flick’os » are acting like THE POLICE FORCES in Jalisco, this is to say, WE CAN NOW apostille un COTEJADO para la Unesco.

… [T]he administration decides how the state should operate. It’s a sort of organized catapult within the state, of which I don’t have the ins and outs, but it is something without precedent.
… 🎨
Entonces, pues… señor Tony Palma, please relay to Roger Pérez the following: —ahora píntame a uno de tus presidentes, 🍸.

¡Salud!
🍹… It’s Another Tequila Sunrise
But not here, aquí las cosas y las costas se acabán de nublar ☁️☁️☁️

“Was I Not Loud Enough”… do KNOT release the dog.
It’s called Country Music on Pabst Blue Ribbon, —motherfucker… and then CBGB’s was, you know, Trumped.

 

The Kid Stays in The Picture

Bob Evans in,

The Sun Also Rises… Ms. Greco

 

… and now the news. At la Maison de France24, en Issy-les-Moulineaux, home of the Cha-cha Sirens, the “Twitter” episode just became a relic.

 

After the fip, it’s “Sha-LA-la” 🇬🇧 Waterloo 🚽 Sunset 🌄 🚇

But first, a repetition for los Andalusians del Show de Juanito Guanabacoa, look it up, don’t make me link Jo’dum-Ass an “X”… used to be called « El pajarito », check it out:

… [W]ell, you’ve ho’id about, “el niño de la polla”, it’s not one of those, AND YOU CAN ASK Lucía Mendéz at RTVE/El Mundo de 🇪🇸, this one plays the piano with his cock, or so claimed Marylin Monroe 💋 💃🏻. He was also a gun-running NAZI smuggler.

https ://www .elmundo .es /suplementos/cronica/2009

And, Ambassador Asvazadourian, it’s like I once told your colleague in El Ey, “Unlike other Zorro’s (Robin hood), I can speak with a British accent 🍷🩸🐇… Eye also roamed with Cardinal Ximénez, coño owes Mí 5 Duros.

One last good-by: rue Verneuil 75000