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Mirror, mirror … So from Paris to The Amsterdam Hilton

Secrets in Plain Equinox:

BACH is BOSS 🎂

Mika got a shroom flashback or, her pocket “little helper” ran out of juice.

Following an epic session on Wednesday night at chez Marjo-Porten Kalten Bald, jazz-a-fip got the bird flew today, a white pigeon with an olive branch held by the bird’s beak was the “special” delivery agent.

March 20, 1967… 🕊️ Nuclear Peace Price of Tlatelolco³, one year Later with a capital ELE, Peter Brown lands in New York City, he visits William Faulkner drops some shrooms with the cross-legged stoned dude and here’s the kicker Pablo Torre, that same OCTOBER a nigger raises an Australian’s black glove in the AIR, like ZoSo:

³~.Treaty of Tlatelolco
Treaty for the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons in Latin America and the Caribbean

✊🏿… Across the Atlantic, just as MIKA BRZEZINSKI was feeling the shrooms flashback from that early October morning of October in 1968, Yoko Ono was cementing her reign on the Let It Be Naked cd… and then, you’ve guessed it that bitch went honeymooning down by CHATELET. But just to close the Becoming Led Zeppelin l➿p, it’s true, Jimmy Page never DID ANYTHING WITH THE BEATLES, but without Brian Epstein there’d be no “Ballad of Beatles and Girl” and this blog would not exist.

🚽 Tu pa que te pema vamoa quemar
Una buchiraco y otra macumba
Después del Fandango nos vamos a comer
Sancocho mondongo de la negra Inés

Split linkage without Novocaine … Feel GüD

Note to Mara Gay… that’s a delicious-looking jacket (it goes swell with Steely Dan during the break) and if youse Up on musicology you know that, “Only a Fool Would Say That”. Imagine, Mí… PEPPER. Imagine.

[ BOB TREVIÑO LIKES CU•RI•OSAS ]

Eye Will Be BACH !!!

You know Pablo Torre, Eye thought that you could have the day off and go fuck-off with Xavier in Texas, but then Öüï noticed that you took my Cue, man! You Tük my Chucho Bald-es cue and counterfeited my bald Chucho, 🐶…  and you even brought Leguizamo for good measure, fuck it! Allow Mí, to put down this Tequendama d’Ayer and I will meet you in South Park.

Time Now, Stonehenge is lining up, and The Pyramids are dismantling Social Security and Metro Cards.

 

1. Fuck You Ben Smith. BuzzFeed killed the “yes you can” vibe, —yes you did.

20 March, 2016… PRESIDENT Barak H. OBAMA goes to Cuba to listen to BOLEROS because: ”SÍ Se PUEDE,” si se puede si nos dejan.

Fido busted your sex toy? Visit Venus as A Boy repair shop.

 

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Mirror, mirror… who is the biggest hoe in Les Moulineaux.

 

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Municipal Waste Wonderland

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Deer BFM’er TV, ewe coq suckers-motherfuckers:

Two minutes, tú minutos to comprende la pub de arranque on the interwebs, 2 minutes, Adelaide³, 2 minutes!

It’s not a bag… It’s The Holy Grail.

³~. My apologies for misspelling your name.

 

Sources close to Rafaél InClan reveal that Carlos Mosivaís was indeed, a fag!

 

i am an Antichrist and i have bad jeans 👖 Viva México! 

Musical guest: Florence Marie Cassez and The Vallarta Tide 🌊 🎸🏄🏼

True History will set Ewe Free… and just like that 🌬️🤌 the warrior Trump, reduced Milton’s size. Sources close to King Arthur rephrased that in retribution to Milton, the warrior Trump also endowed Milton with Peyronie’s disease.

The hypocrisy of this melody is written through time, and Öüï don’t even need Tom Hanks.

Öüï off course béguines in the key of Mí, and for that, Öüï off course switch IT!, over to the Middle Ages where Seattle Mariners royalty just went beyond Pike Place and over Mount Rainier towards SPAMALOT and Brittany in the The Gaul, France, —The Gaul!!!

Across The Atlantic is “An American Crusade” and Live from New York, “It’s The Rutles!!! », yeah, yeah, yeah, —YEAH.

Iron Man cannot tell a lie, about Rodney Dangerfield’s majestic balls.

… Jump two and, Page tú.

We now return to Marie—Ange’s “little hole on the wall”

Monday, 18 de septiembre del 2023:

Eye’m PopEye the sailor,  man;  and Eye’m an Antichrist 🇬🇧

The 🧷 Safety 🧷 Pins 🧷

 

For the benefit of King Rey Charles III.

Painted Black 🖤.

eggcorn¹

Famous Veteran: George Carlin… happy 76th Birthday U.S. Air Force, —you fags! https://www.military.com/veteran-jobs

“BULLSHIT, Cornhole!”
Air Marshall George Carlin

Here’s the CATCH from ROME:

“Notre volonté, c’est d’accueillir ceux qui doivent l’être, les persécutés politiques. But we absolutely must send home those who have nothing to do in Europe³.“

Gérald Darmanin, Ministro del Interior en Europe 1 – Cnews, earlier To They, Monday, September 18th

Chips… she used to be called COLETTE.

 

Note to Mika Brezesinski… Mika, you don’t look a They over 40. Just sayin’. For a Polish vampire going-on her Third century youse looking Absolutely Fabulous, Dhag’ling.

In local news, French President, Emmanual Macron will not be bothering with the U.N. and it’s their silly little General Assembly summit, instead, Mister Macron will instead be kissing the ass of an irrelevant king, not sure if Camilla played a motivation on the president’s… como se dice, como se dice? Geriatric love for pomp and circoncision.

¶ 4, page 181:

Oh, boy!

 

Peut-être y retrouverai-je Liêm, frêle vietnamien, récemment rencontré dans une supérette du côté de la rue du Louvre. Les nouvelles sont ternes. Il n’a pas bougé de l’hébergement social dans le quartier. Mine du vaincu, un peu comme toujours déprimé, Liêm ne rêve plus d’un retour à une vie ordinaire, un boulot, un logement individuel, une famille, il fait aller en poussant les jours les uns après les autres. Liêm est un bouliste passionné, je ne l’ai jamais vu aussi heureux que lorsqu’il organise, au nom de la Bagagerie, dans l’ancien jardin des Halles, les concours de pétanque. J’espère le retrouver souriant, le jour où j’irai errer du côté des boulistes.

Marie-Ange Schiltz
WFA (whoof’Ah) — W/OFA (güo’FA)
(Ibid.)

On the menu, estofado 🍲 de Socle y Olive’s 🫒 Oil en su tinta con chile 🌶️ capeado al estilo Beaugrenelle con Citroën Squeeze.

Previously on, The unity of the Abbé d’Aubignac’s time of Homer’s place and the culture of the action on the Streets in Seventeenth-Century Paris*.

Page 79…
FRANCE 1632, reports reach Paris that Ursuline nuns were being possessed by demons in Loudun. Richelieu sent JEAN MARTIN, baron de Laubardemont, to oversee the trials that lead to the 1634 buning of…

Page 80…
[P]riest Urbain Grandier for witchcraft. In 1637, Richelieu’s niece Marie Madeleine de Vignero, the dutches of Augillon, decamped from Paris to observe the spectacle of the possession for herself, She brought d’Aubignac along and commissioned from him a short manuscript report on the possessions… YADA, YADA, YADA, La NONNE Tú was re-hashed in REEL TIME.

Is Horror Back? ‘The Nun II’ and ‘A Haunting in Venice’ Exorcise the Box Office

*~.The Journal of the History of Ideas,
Volume 84, Number 1 (January 2023)

… submitted for your approval, you are entering the Bagagerie through Dr. Johanna’s fire exit door, and if the hook-up bracket of the fire extinguisher🧯on the first floor is any indication that something “fishy” went on last night after La Bagagerie was closed, just know that Le Socle may wrap up Pandora’s Box in with the tarp, but the love-flow is visible with a purple 💎 light and oh-boy 💜… please stand-by for a “shamanistic intervention” on-the-go.

¹~. Over on channel YOUNG, it’s bright Women:

Word of the They for 09/18/2023:
eggcorn, it’s like a word salad when you sing the misheard lyrics to Purple Haze, Medival Woman, or the Miami Sound Machina, “Dr. Fish”. Up next is the Talking Chimeras and their number Won Hit, “Psycho Thriller”.

https ://www .dictionary .com /e /word-of-the-day /eggcorn -2023-09-18/

Charm guarantees a visa in FRANCE, which is why the preferred method for securing, first the visa, then social security and finally the keys to you very own studio (or apartment if you are not a radio D.J.) is to book a European Vacation, the n° One Trick (and this is 180° from a Catch-22) is to arrive through Barajas in Spain, or from Fiumicino in Rome; spend a week or two in either of the two capitals and then make your way to Paris. The rest is up to the Associations that are in place since 1901 in France for you.

En revanche, as the French like to say; being a bona fidēs cantankerous observer of modern culture, such as the late FIELD MARSHALL George Carlin, well then that will only get you a locker room without a door and if you are a good-boy (or girl) two meal cards for the Restos de Marianne.

Not that I would ever repeat this experience again, ever, but IF I HAD KNOWN that I could have come to mister DARMANIN’s EUROPE as a mala fidēs charming boot-licking, eyes wide-shut and, willing ‘colabo’, and have access to all of the pussy that is willing to fuck, well then that would have been a different trip, but I am a journalist (string reporter) and if mister Interior Minister thinks that “CRITICAL Contestataire THINKING” is anti-French Republic, well then send me on another trip. I can go dark, and 180° on a bona fidē “talents et compétences” promise. 

Last Month to They: Pandora came out of Rodolfo’s Öüï-öüí*

🎹 Oh, Lorde—please don’t let Mí be misunderstood. It’s only a draft, not a 100-paragraph indictment sandwich, or something like that.

“Las Traigo Muertas.” M.G.

For the record:

*~. Pronounced in the voice of little Nicole Wallace when she is on detention in the little boys room, Bruno Le Marie guest-stars as the man with the Ruler 📏 on hand.

And the winner of the First Annual Pamela Cerdeira Kebab Award goes to….

Adeline François de BFM’er TV 

Meanwhile at The Outback… it’s, “pasa la rocha Ricardo, don’t Bogart that 🇲🇽 mañanera,” said Astrud as they both crossed over to another place, only to find out that there is no smoking on board.

Yo Tengo Otros Datos y son las 8 de la mañana Sr. Presidente.

Breaking now at the other güey con los brazos abiertos en Alto da Boa Vista, Rio de Janeiro:

OK… 💨 if Ewe insist, Gilberto 🇧🇷 … hop right in, that’s it just a little hop like frogs dew.

See Ewe at 7… if I am knot tied down at CDG

Anyhow:

Öüí finds La Kerschovas (LK) screaming: “ay Chihuahua!”

LK — DEER, Lorde! These ribs taste just like Indiana’s babies. Say there Lorde, might the sacrificed swine be-fed on black soldier fly larvae before the slaughter?

Ipanema…not Iztapalapa … Barrio Bravo, no de La Condesa.

 

Deer Lorde — Don’t be silly, GO’ill De Niza… out here in The Outback, Öüï does not discriminate, all fly larvae are equal under the feeding plan… It’s like the final solution for ewes in Galilée, you take away their babies and make use of every last millimeter of product that can be processed from the sheeple.

LK — Mmmh… bah-tha… that is quite an undertaking (no pun intended), who manages this monumental piggies holocaust?

Deer Lorde — We hired an architect from La France.

LK — Ah! That must be CHIRAC. Such a gourmand, that man really knew his little piggies.

Deer Lorde — Actually, it was Mitterrand… that man had experience with logistics, ovens and babies

 

Oh, les luthieries, bring in the luthadores pues, with musical guest, Lucha Villa y el mariachi de los sombreros de la galaxia de Garfunkel, Simón que sí, Straddi.

Synopsis:

       ANIMAL  🪦  NOCTURNO
1947 – 2023

Su Lucha… they call it, “catch”… and, Rachel Maddow… do you remember, “Pepe”? Eye believes you emphasized the part where you make a tippy-toes reference to LA GRENOUILLERIE, on your show all those Beers ago.

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