Speak softly and carry a big Pole… for those in D.C. carry an AK–47

Fuck you Ben Smith and your buzzfeed roots, how is your Venezuelan Youth from Sciences Po shaping up as Donald is planing his version of the Bay of Pigs?

Los Olvidados … in New Mexico los ”buñuelos” are “sopapillas”.

On the menu:

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A Tacoracy in Turbulent Tostadas

Ben Smith’s Buzzfeed in France put Mí on the streets… Eye is not crazy, never has been.

On a day like today, a chunky vice-president charmed the MINNESOTA World Fair in 1901 by influencing modern-they militias in Michigan and inspiring Bill De Blasio on the down-low, to grow a populist beard in 2025.

Micromégas meets Mini Sequoia at 4 rue GRABIEL³

My name is Armando Segovia and Epigmenio González approves this segment.

 It’s Story Time, Pablo 🇵🇭 Torre…
but first! A Filipino walks into the U.S. Consulate in Paris.
Hilarity ensues when the outsourced security detail send the Asian-pacifico to the HR Department to submit his employment application.

And, Alicia Menendez, if you did your homework then you should know that Eye has no pity for a foo’ who goes by the name of “GRAbiel”… i have a pair and ♣️ 428 grams, watt’CHA-got, Licha, whatcha got?

Ewe just stood there screening.

… and, Niño Luc, you son-ov-a-birch, da’Fuck do Ewe know about My Friend, of Missouri? I for one hand 👌🏿 can relay to Marjolaine Kalten Portier-Bach that the son-ov-a-Gun started out as a bad, bad, baaaahhhd Cardinal ♦️.

The STRUGLE… yes Symone, S-T-R-U-G-L-E

The Substance, Crazy Horse, Lido2, and of course… Ewe.

Because predictive analytics say that Ewe don’t deserve the second G. And this is why, Alicia Menendez, because Michael Steele can’t even do “The Running Man”.

The Struggle Within 🫏… bunch of asses-es.

Meanwhile in The Philippines, Epigmenio González is ready to read the Second Installment of Prof. Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ observations on the Nobel of Economics at IKEA.

A la una:

ibid.

No. And as probably the First Made-in-France refugee, i can attest that when it comes to weed, Bruno Retailleau knows JACK SHIT about how marihuana “tastes” and even less, about how “butlers” at Matignon line the Urinal Room de la Comédie Française with B-L-O-W.

People who Blow, know B.O.³

³~. Body odor.

 

From the producers of “Cabbages a&d Kings” a&d Ho Chi Min Was A Son of A Bitch

Guayaberas and Baseball… starring Pablo Torre as the Red Mexican Greaser from Manila en las Philippinas.

Adiós Guayabera Mía, and never mind La Bamba.

… and Katty Kay, nevermind Oral Roberts, it’s just Donald Trump sucking Obama’s imaginary penis on his ex-President podium, which podium? FOX reports, —Ewe decides.

Y, Mika Brzezinski nevermind La Bamba, the role of Lou Diamond Phillips must always go to the Tagalog crowd because November, November is pre-Columbian people’s all over the Globe.

Paid Advertorial:

Martin Sheen is now in Full Metal Jacket mode and presents The West Wing Sects. The dialogue is taken straight out of The Josephus Scrolls, but Rick Wilson, a Republican operative for THE ROMANS got all the credit and all of the PAC money in his Panamanian bank account.

File photo for Rick Wilson is not available but just watch Lord of The Rings, Rick is yer’Évry They Ourc of Sauron, Rick Wilson represents all that is bad with U.S. in America’s elections, CORPORATIONS, The Mormons and, CITIZENS UNITED.

In memory of Epigmenio González Flores, queretano que de haber sabido que Paco Ignacio Taibo II iba a convertir a su querido Querétaro (el de don Epigmenio, no el del gachupín Taibo II) en el PARAISO “post-Roe” en México, mejor se hubiese ido a vivir en La Chingada, como don Andrés.

Sema 🚥 for nothing … and your chicks for free🐥

Sema, not to be confused with General Thierry Burkhard³ from the CEMA from by way of Dalla, not to be confused with Dallas because that’s near Paris, in Texas. 

³~. Chef d’état-major des armées, and can Ewe, MotherFUCKERS, imagine what the LoI 43.9 would do if the French Assembly held this motherfucker’s budget for red wine rations for every meal-in-the-field?

It’s always a hit in San José de Las Panochas.

From the German Sema, and this one from the Greek σῆμα sêma ‘sign‘.

According to la R.A.E. in Spain:

1. m. Ling. Minimal unit of lexical or grammatical meaning.

Por ejemplo, MarjolenaPoiterKaltenBrooks, homeless is what some might call a moreFemma, or just another, —word.

Across The Atlantic, along The Mississippi (another moreFemme) it’s another edition of, “Well isn’t that Special.”

It’s like political homelessness, but sort’of-kind’of—like Napoléon exiled in The Philippines. Or at least that is what the product³ of an urologist and a dermatologist would tell Nick Saban after The Pasadena incident where Congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III killed an assistant after Alabama’s Waterloo incident en La Aloóndiga de Granaditas. Trou 🕳️ story.

https ://dle .rae .es /sema

They Pay you for that – Brooks?
—Speak English to Mí, said Cousin Avi to “Bullet-tooth” Tony, adding, “this country (Rosbifland) spawned the language and nobody seems to speak it.

³~. Pablo “tag-along” Torre.

Unbeknownst to, Torre, Saban’s wife would confirm our prediction from a week-ago… it is Turkish, and I’ve read them subtitles, aussi.

In Local News… The Spaniards and their conspiration ‘tories

Previously on, “The Paris Chamber Of Tourists”…

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Esas no son gárgolas, “¡qué esas son químeras!”, joder.

Stradivarius and Avocado HAASS walk into a bar … Hilarity ensues when the Poles start to talk in Brussels.

 

Ahora sí, Juanito Guanavacoa, the following PHraSE is taken VERBATIM, y en su propio contexto:

But FO’ist!
Please relay to SoFy VelasCoarán that,
yo, Armando Segovia, yo no masco,
—el Español, yo hablo Castellano…

Pero, aquí entre nos, SoFy Velasco, my chosen language is English, because that is the only way to sing The Blues, and really-really,
PLAY rock and roll.

I want it in Tagalog!