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And in New York, Nicolle Wallace got a new dress*

*~. It’s not just any dress, it is stamped right straight from the last Tasmainian tiger taxidermy sample from the Bones museum at the Smithsonian in WaWa Land… or from a counterfeit Zebra’s ass.

Tres Tristes Tasmanian Tigres — On Deadline

And not to be outdone by AG James in Babylon 2, The French Minister of Education finally³ confronts his middle school bully, a Russian defending lawyer named Juan³ Branco.

³~. After 15 or so years since 🇫🇷 Junior High School 🎒.
³~. Of course he’s named Juan, what else could Branco 🇪🇸 be baptized 🇵🇹 as, “Paulo”?

Naturally, the French Pulitzer Prize Society, dit « Le Goncourt », wasted no time in adapting a literature Prize to parallel Nicolle’s outrageous fashionista pitch.

In The Pockets of The French.

The trousers don’t lie, great looking stripes, what a way to inflate one’s assets. Our guess is that the tasmanian tiger ate the zebra 🦓 and the fabric are skid marks on DEADLINE, and live from Knew York, it’s just another Manic Monday.

 

… de los ocho qué tenía — Law in order, country in disarray

 Dog Cockle, Ostra 🦪… if youse going to pour some TeKaïLa on them hearth-shaped shells then that chef needs to know that el tequila blanco no sirve más que para hacer Margaritas en Spring Break, « coño ». Get some Reposado, next Thyme; and motherfuckers don’t you forget about La Valentina and off-Course, —Mí.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_cockle

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Nice, France, things are not so peachy at police headquarters, the “flick’os » are acting like THE POLICE FORCES in Jalisco, this is to say, WE CAN NOW apostille un COTEJADO para la Unesco.

… [T]he administration decides how the state should operate. It’s a sort of organized catapult within the state, of which I don’t have the ins and outs, but it is something without precedent.
… 🎨
Entonces, pues… señor Tony Palma, please relay to Roger Pérez the following: —ahora píntame a uno de tus presidentes, 🍸.

¡Salud!
🍹… It’s Another Tequila Sunrise
But not here, aquí las cosas y las costas se acabán de nublar ☁️☁️☁️

“Was I Not Loud Enough”… do KNOT release the dog.
It’s called Country Music on Pabst Blue Ribbon, —motherfucker… and then CBGB’s was, you know, Trumped.

 

The Kid Stays in The Picture

Bob Evans in,

The Sun Also Rises… Ms. Greco

 

… and now the news. At la Maison de France24, en Issy-les-Moulineaux, home of the Cha-cha Sirens, the “Twitter” episode just became a relic.

 

After the fip, it’s “Sha-LA-la” 🇬🇧 Waterloo 🚽 Sunset 🌄 🚇

But first, a repetition for los Andalusians del Show de Juanito Guanabacoa, look it up, don’t make me link Jo’dum-Ass an “X”… used to be called « El pajarito », check it out:

… [W]ell, you’ve ho’id about, “el niño de la polla”, it’s not one of those, AND YOU CAN ASK Lucía Mendéz at RTVE/El Mundo de 🇪🇸, this one plays the piano with his cock, or so claimed Marylin Monroe 💋 💃🏻. He was also a gun-running NAZI smuggler.

https ://www .elmundo .es /suplementos/cronica/2009

And, Ambassador Asvazadourian, it’s like I once told your colleague in El Ey, “Unlike other Zorro’s (Robin hood), I can speak with a British accent 🍷🩸🐇… Eye also roamed with Cardinal Ximénez, coño owes Mí 5 Duros.

One last good-by: rue Verneuil 75000

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Pistolero Crêpe — A la conquête de l’Ouest 🤠

Cut! It’s 16h in CET and, motherfuckers … Here comes the Sun 🌞.

& Julietta… please stand-by for Mia from BrUTEP!

In a world… where Julietta Capu…Leto didn’t swallow the poison, and the gun was a real prop, unlike that Rust-ridden rosco from The Tombstone set with the Baldwin mayor, comes the story of Shakespeare, the pornographer.

And, Juliet… after the break i will send “the list*” to Heileman, & Katty Kay, never mind The Wager in La Patagonia, I know a “lord of the flies” place where Évrybody knows your name, néanmoins you have to be a Tenure Diplôme del CNRS to tale tell the tale, you know the protocol, first, 🇵🇪 Mario Vargas Llosa at l’Académie française has to have the preliminary DRAFT translated so that he can then send it over to Grabiel At-All at The Ministry of FeedBuzz at l’Élysée.

*~. /r/nsfw/list

 

From the producers of Once Upon A Spaghetti with The Boss, and “Dancing in The Darkhouse”, comes the story of how Buzzfeed died. But FO’ist, it’s 14h in CET and TLALOC just started to piss, on a crowd that is about to hit Bastille.

You are welcome, Agent Angle… it is now 14h26 and TLALOC sent the rain a-Wey. Carry-on.

 

Once Upon A Time on The Buzz Feed De France á SciencesPo… and Cousin Joe, if the Buzzfeed Obituary page-feed was a grave, Loki would be dancing on It’s its epithet.

³~. Unless of course, the aforementioned “buzzfeed”, didn’t uncover the lead, and was in with a 🇲🇽 NARCO-STATE 🇲🇽 at the Unesco to black-ball me (back in 2016)  just for “funsies”, as the now-bankrupted media “giant” puts it, on one of its “Tic Toc™ time pieces”🪶.

Previously on the habitude de une ADF: 

Marie-Ange Schiltz was pouring over her working process for the CNRS:

Also, I am used to work with a reality altered strongly  by the fractioning of categories that I then enumerate. Then follows the choice of the statistical treatment, which, far from being neutral, involves a different loss of information in accordance to the technique of analysis implemented.

Venn Diagramming the situations followed by cutting your potential losses, perhaps?

Introductory synopsis of  Schiltz’s opening Sesame into SKID ROW in Paris France… with a time-delayed perspective as seen from an American asshole in France.

El primer torero porno strikes, —A-Gain!

 

Le Havre, France… 🎶 👄 well, Ewe Ho’id about Leone’s whistle while you WO’ik FO’ A Few d’Allas More (Pum!) It’s not one of those, this here is the story of a lonely Jeanne d’Arc next to Regina-en-Face aux Louvre.

Ladies in Gemini, una de vaqueros, starring La Vache qui rit 🐮 y los siete enanos toreros de Barcelonnette… Moooo!

 

& GO’ill de Niza, Old Nick is an Angel. Just because “the devil” was deported from paradise doesn’t take away his so-called essence, motherfucker remains as much an angel as any of El Patrón sicarios from Above. And isn’t that what all angels are, assassin for God? Except for Grabiel, that motherfucker is Baby Jesus’es dad-ese. God may be omnipresent like John Heileman on my adult needs history, but God is also impotent, which is why God is so merciful with VIAGRA and a total prick with abortion needs.

https ://theguardian .com /world /2023 /apr /27 /spain-bans-decades-long-tradition-of-dwarf-bullfighting

Looking for new frontiers The Snow White Show relocated their circus to the Normandy region of the HEXagone. The scheme of them French snowflakes of the RN, for Reaccionarios Nacionales (por sus SIGLOS en Francés) is to “re-conquer the west” and to troll the next runner-up for the position of Administrator of the VIéme République Française, Philippe Édouard.

And, Katty Kay, what says your RN’s over on Rosbifs land?

https ://www .cnews .fr /france /2023-05-01 /MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS OF 2026: THE CAUSTIC RESPONSE OF ÉDOUARD PHILIPPE ON THE AMBITIONS OF THE RN IN LE HAVRE

Je Ne Suis Pas Un robot 🤖 — the bad news is…

PHAROS a la distancia and The Power of The Obelisk…
S19:EP4 Ancient Aliens, coincidence? Only if you are a shape-shifting fucking lizard. Indeed!

Dora-s Roots are from a Nickel ODEON in Vaudeville at La Bourse de Commerce rue Vivianne… Don’t let them Raindrops ruin your shot.

🎶 Forever and ever before I put on my make up… Or something like that…

https ://www .arabnews .com /node /2248251 /world / france will accompany ukraine to victory

Unrelated Frequency Outreach {or} UFO.

 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/09 /opinion /García Luna : Les États-Unis vont-ils cacher la vérité ?

Previously, on FUTURO MEDIA, PeniLey Ramírez was in the middle of the BIGGEST TRIAL (podcast) in United STATES HISTORY dealing with the “WAR on DRUGs“, when suddenly, the parade of DEPLORABLES on in the United States v. Luna, 19-cr-576 (BMC) (E.D.N.Y. Jul. 2, 2022) court hearing was cut short.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /world /2023/02/09 /nicaragua-frees-more-than-200-political-prisoners-held-harsh-conditions/

To celebrate the occasion, EL PUEBLO de NICARAGUA is sending thier “marielitos” to ARIZONA, just in time for the SUPER BOWL. Will the Nicaraguenses go to Disneyland after the match? NOT if Nazi theorician and governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, can have a say-so in that Magic Bus.

Sam Stein is not a muse’d, and here is why, Mr. Scarborough, because nothing, nothing will get between that Big ‘Ol WASHINGTON MONUMENT and FUTURO PELO… no wait, 🇨🇱 Chile is on another channel… 🎙️ FUCK!!! 🎬—CUT!!!

 

For context, the aftermath of Governess Huckabee’s rebuttal to Presdent Biden’s State of the Union Address gifted congressman–turned-Reagan cult preacher, Joseph Charles Scarborough‘s keyboard 🙈 monkeys 🐒 with the opportunity to cash in on  another buzzword that justifies that white pasty face powder that hides THE SHADOW OF “polite 🪙 society’s” SOUL 🎩 in New York 🪞and, not to mention the rest of that goddamned East Coast on The Atlantic and The Jeff Bezos post.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /day 351 of the invasion of ukraine: according to macron france will “Accompany Ukraine to Victory and Peace”/frances-macron-awards-legion-honour-ukraines-zelenskiy -2023-02-09/

And here is why Peniley Remírez, because if after lining their monkey-closets for ⚖️ DECADES ⚖️ with the 💵 Hard Cold 💴 Revenues 💷 of “America’s” 💰War on Drugs, and ruining the lives 🙈 of millions 🙉 of people 🙊 with WEAPON RUNNING PROGRAMS, not to mention 🐒 the propaganda of humanitarian EMBARGOS levied against what 🇺🇸 Ronald Wilson Reagan and Richard Nixon 🇺🇸 considered to be “the competition*, while making themselves the poster childs of what passes for decency in 🐘 The Republican Party 🐘, the 🦃 network MSNBC then, goes on with the NEWS OF THE THEY show without ever mentioning the other 🇲🇽 👮🏽‍♂️ trial in New York that does not feature the name of defendant Donald J. Trump, but instead has the potential of naming more presidents than the Watergate hearings ever did, then one must start to wonder (WILLIE GEIST) what ROSETTA STONE is Joe Scarborough in need of? Because all he has to do is contact the Venezuelan Youth Mouvement at la rue des Cascades (75020) and JUANITO GUANAVACOA will waste no time in EARNING his “pago en especie” by having his son in 🇨🇦 👮🏽‍♂️ Canada, forward the segment of the programming that Mr. Scarborough seems to not have any recollection of… unless it benefits little JACK’S future in American politics and Media empires. You people are lizards, —Aussie 🇳🇿 at The New York Times.

*~. Just like Mika’s dad did with anything that threaten the future of his debutante daughter and her think-tank bros.

 

Heck, Willie Geist, you of all motherfuckers on that show, should remind your TV dad and mom, that Loki is the god of mischief and that once, you muse’d about how the content is not in The Message, but on the footnotes that were referenced back in February of 2016 following a certain congress of media professionals at site of the Unesco in front of Napoleon’s grave.

Page Tú:

Now go place your bet at the water Fountain on what comes next on this blog, because if Congressman Scarborough don’t watch what I do, his content monkeys certainly do, I wonder, Reverend Al, where did Mika fetch them monkeys from? Santiago’s Zoo in La Colonia Dignidad, or from Guantanamo Bay, —you son of a bitch! And by son of a bitch I mean Joe, knot 🪢 Ewe, Reverend Al.

🛫 ✈️ … find out what happens next, only on the Morjo Show.

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For the backbench and their records:

 

Ah bah Oüi — Ohhh, but yes…

PARA APAGAR EL FUEGO SE NECESITA UN ACUARIO… From the collection The Street is My Gallery: Rue des Boulangers, 75005. Artista anónim@. —_— Foto por armando segovia _ segoviaspixes.

O como dicen los más sácale puntas de “Sopitas [punto] com” y /r/mexico: pinche Buzzfeed, que Chinguen a su Madre.

Captura cortesía de reddit [punto] com /r/méxico… Context follows.

Joy Ann Reid’s “Last Word” segment on last Friday’s edition of the Larry de la O Show would not let me lie. Right Ms. Reid?

Foro de Archivo* … Word_Buzz of the day (March 25th, 2016): smithereens. Buzzfeed context about the day that we [the staff] made actual contact with the Buzzfeed cyber security head honcho at UNESCO site in Paris to follow.

Or would you deny (Joy) that the last word from flash commentator and syndicated WaPo international editorialist, Catherine Rampell, on Larry’s Friday night show was to diss on ‘sub redditors’, blaming them [i’m a lurker–not a member] for Donald Trump’s governing style?

… 2010; por aquellos días en este pinchurriento blog aún no había “staff”, es decir, la solicitud de la nacionalidad mexicana todavía no me calcaría otra identidad [la de Armando Serrano Prieto; véase: Una Comedia de Enrredos, en la barra de al lado] pero con lo que sí contabamos era con una nutrida muestra de dos nuevos fenómenos en línea (al menos para mí) que proporcionaban una nueva herramienta llamada crowdsourcing*. Uno de esos fenómenos era Buzzfeed y el otro el Huffington Post, ambos eran considerados ‘news aggregators’, y aparte de servir para perder el tiempo, pues, había veces que servían para encontrar pistas y fuentes de una manera más dínamica y a la medida de las necesidades de un mundo que día tras día (hora por hora) se iba distanciando de la interacción humana y que por si fuera poco, en tiempo real iban muy rápido como para encontrarlas a través del “networking” con un bibliotecario, especialmente cuando se trata de ir midiendo tendencias que al mismo tiempo, pues, van saturando ese concepto que se cataloga en los medios como información.  Por ejemplo Raquelito, en la captura sobre la renuncia del director general de INTEL cambio en el lapso que subimos esa imagen (1800 hrs. CET) y la transmisión en vivo (0300 hrs. CET) de tu, ‘The Rachel Maddow Show’.

* Crowdsourcing is precisely what Ms. Rampell was dissing about the Reddit universe.

Remember now, Ms.Reid, your network did decide to go full frontal [Hey, Sammy Bee] and balls to the wall with the Clinton Campaign even after the Debbie W.Shultz and the Donna Brazil (Democratic Coup) against the one candidate that would have taken —the then— candidate Trump’s lukewarm and undecided voters… YES FUCKERS, you know who you are, you are the ones looking like Walmart’s Shoppers regretting that vote you casted for TRUMP INC.

Image capture courtesy of Willie Geist and Morning Joe. Image is used in reference to the very recent departures at the Trump Manufacturing Council, according to Tuesday’s morning info packets coming out of Cousin Joe’s —Starbucks— outlet on ‘the’ MSNBC. Sources on the streams say that Intel and Big Pharma left the Trump experiment, but not GE (General Electric); please stand by, as we [the staff] search for the episode were Cousin Joe invited the GE CEO for a round of ‘bash the “Junior” senator from Vermonth. More to come on the context, the tone, and the “emphasis” placed by Cousin Joe on the “Junior” part as a reference to Senator Bernie Sanders. NEWSFLASH… as of 03h45 CET, we [the staff] can annotate here that Donald Trump dissolved the manufacturing council, for fear we are told, that the rest of the CEO’s would quit on him, thus, embarrassing him. Information “crowd sourced” from the Maddow blog…. TimeStamp: Thursday morning at 05h33 CET

So… let me go charge the battery of this ‘loaner‘ cell phone and we’ll be right back with some former “aggregator” context about Reddit, ‘the’ baby Buzzfeeds, and of course —my favorite network— mr. NBC.

… one thing is for sure, a Trump victory was definetly more profitable for the Alec Baldwin $1500 (U.S. Dollar) per SNL parody interpretation of ‘The Donald’, than say a monologue of a dry (but) common sense approach to this thing that holds the Office of the leader of the Free (market) World.

Context will continue to… pour. Dear Cousin Joe, please be advised, however, that the Aquarian’s element is the Wind, —and not, we repeat: NOT LAS AGUAS.

La puerta abierta | update at 23h11 CET

The following is not a commercial, nor an advertorial.

This project stared as final credit for a Communication semester at The University of Texas at El Paso, and the topic of research at hand was power dynamics along the U.S.-Mexico border, my chosen field was located in Ciudad Juárez, and more specifically a “forcefully gated community” once logged at the municipal land registry offices with the nomenclature of Lomas del Poleo. Initially, all communication with interviewees was logged on the student’s e-mail account. Upon graduation, the same Microsoft-based software, but with a different tail end (@hotmail…) was kept. This is not a commercial, this is a test to see just how much the MS part of the NBC tail end is going to be turning down the volume. As i mentioned before: “how to bullet-proofing bullet proof a blog.“

The more you know…

[Technical difficulties with the OUTLOOK server are keeping this channel from posting the pictures that are supposed to go here… aside from a new subscription that wont let me “unsubscribe” all is “back to normal.” THANK YOU FOR welcoming me… to the Party. we’ll be right back; or maybe not, in the mean time enjoy a recent event captured with a LexMark scanner…](Timestamp 19:51 CET).

Word_Buzz of the day: smithereens...

Word_Buzz of the day: smithereens… non-media professionals need not apply.

In other news…

Mañana martes será la contienda por delegados en el estado de Arizona, en Idaho, en Utah, y en la parte americana de Samoa. Según las noticias que van llegando desde el otro lado del Atlántico, la violencia por el factor Trump sigue escalando.

En cuanto a el Desierto de Arizona, hay que recordar que fue específicamente por allí en ese lugar, por donde la primera barda fronteriza canalizó el flujo de migrantes en busca de trabajo hacía los Estados Unidos Americanos. Cualquier coincidencia con los miles de exiliados del continente africano —por mar hacía Europa— es pura coincidencia.

En su momento, uno de los miembros de la Cámara de Representantes de los EE.UU. y ex jefe de la Patrulla Fronteriza de El Paso, Silvestre Reyes (Democrata) criticó el levantamiento de esa valla… cosa curiosa, en el trayecto más peligroso las obras de construcción quedaron abiertas, o con un minino de protección.