And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

Toy Story 5… Alix’s Secret Night Toys

Toy Story 5 : Consolation Nation

Derecho de Plaza mexicano reciclado en Francia — Années 2020’s

 

And in Marseille : the trains still Run on Pétain’s Time.

Caution ⚠️ ahead 🧜🏻‍♀️sweetly singing…

 

Any 🦉 hoot, this one comes straight from the 🇫🇷 Sarkozy—Calderón 🇲🇽 theys at the IHEAL and El Año de México en Francia in 2011 ; knot 2015. For reference, Susana Poveda, it’s from a time that BEN SMITH’s (then with Buzzfeed) i.p. Man at the Unesco next to La Juventud Venezolana de Hugo en París would recognize because NOTHING, and Eye means nuttin’ was open on Sundays, except the shower 🚿 but back then it was a different schedule to get the Funk-out, if youse smell my drift…

Jackie does… Jackie’s in Rosa Mexicano (PANTONE # 1971)

A for the Billy Tee and style, only at Goodwill.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mexican_pink

Loves walks in… hilarity ensues when, wait for it, wait

Charlotte Bibring and Thomas El Corbillón are in a bar, enjoying la llamada “contra danza” when in walks Eric Clapton and says, “she’s just Pretending”… short story long Layla took the cocaine and last Öüï heard, Layla moved to Spain where she’s living “la vie en Rosa” con una zorra who plays contra-bass or something like that.

This marco has not yet been rated : Homer was a French Clochard.

 

Act two, in walks Circe and Évry last motherfucker had Bacon in a Flash… 💋

 

Eye say, do Ewe spick-ah Mí language³

And, Sweet Child O’Mine, don’t get Mí started on with Kevin en OAXACA :

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2026/2/11/hijo-de-funcionarios-morenistas-de-oaxaca-presume-autos-de-lujo-arma-de-uso-exclusivo-del-ejercito

Where do Öüï go now? — And Hercules responds, go find the Vulcan and follow The Mean Streak to from Old Segovia Road in Texas, to Château de Vaux-le-Vicomte, Dr. Poisson’s got the rest of the Voyage.

³~. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon…

Adventures in Transliterations

¿La prefectura de la comedia? I think that Eye wrote that transliteration, Aussie.

 

Across The Atlantic, what Chef Boyardee wants to get out of PAM™ is if she’s going to bring the bacon or knot!? And after yesterday’s audition for the next Prime Time Pundit on FOX News it is clear that PAM™ is bringing all the butter-flavored chemicals, but knot the bacon anyway.

CHICAGO-Style retribution:

I swear, Jimmy Kimmel, the prophecies manifest on their own, Eye don’t even have to try.

https ://www .chicago-tribune .com /news /articles /conagra-ordered-pay-25-million-in-lawsuit-alleging-PAM-cooking-spray-caused-lung-disease

At yesterday’s congressional shit-show, Trump’s personal lawyer brought gobs of coconut oil spray to obstruct justice for the women who, as a Florida Attorney General, she promised to protect. For the banana republic that Them United States in America has become, the tropical stonewalling was in Harmony with Eris’ discord.

And, Ana Cabrona, say hello Paola Ramos in reel-Thyme : sources close to Ari Melver relay that Paola Ramos stole Bernard-Henri Lévy’s just got out of bed hair-doo.

Who Ewe Gonna Call? 👉🏼 Armando!

Louder 🫰🏼

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Alix… bustin’ makes Mí feel gööd, and that there Antoine Bos on The Marjo Porten-kalten Petit🎩 Roberts🪄 Show  tiene razón y no anda muy sesgado de los Legos™ on account that the pieces of each entry on this most non-consequential blog all interlock to-GET-her with a ± tolerance of 6º of Kevin Bacon.

Word Slam Jam Spoken Here, and they are all a bunch of BITCHES.

And, Reverend Al… home is where Eye wants to be… but then my PRIMA told Mí that Eye ain’t got nobody, on account that Öüï’s just a Gigolo 📎

Sr. Muguruza: dice mi tío Doroteo que chingue usted, al Espectro de tú Madre y/o su Jefa

Ya Chole Con Tu Ska  d’Espelette… tócame mejor los aguacates con habanero y dos TACOs con sal com le gustan a Donald Trump, that fucking “gallina”.

Six Degrees de Kevin Bacon en DocsDF y Cine Migrante con tu mamá también. Y por cierto, mi padrino Emiliano le manda a usted [don Muguruza] y a los buenos chicos y chicas de DocsDF (en París FR, no en la CDMX) decir, that:

El Espectro de tú Jefa is Fast, Fast, Faster than a Furious Putty Tat.

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock.

I rather die on my feet wearing shoe leather reporting souls³ than on my knees wearing Pablo Gleason’s brand new combat rock boots.

³~. It’s TROU 🕳️ each hole on my Blue Suede Shoes is full of souls. But you and those “pesky” ghouls of your jefa don’t have to take my blog for it, seriously don’t take my blog a güey, ask the good people of Pariseko Euskal Etxea, i was there when the leader of that Band told Pablo’s friends³ at Cité I. Universitaire de Paris, that:

The one thing that the Spanish resistance, or the generations that followed in France would not do, would be to ask the Embassy for help. It made no sense.

It ain’t easy living like gypsy — G n R Lies.

For context, that particular remark echoed what Vargas Llosa had said about El Partido Revolucionario Institucional, but with his glorious mornings under Franco in Spain.

³~. Paraphrasing that Vasco’s* musings, off-course.

*~. José Gabriel Gasó Cuenca
Dir. de la Federación de Asociaciones de Emigrantes Españoles en Francia;
8 de junio, 2014

After the break Fenster The Copy Editor goes from “Hope’s Tax” to the “Re-instated Tariff”, followed by Putita “la yegua” and nosotros los Zebras.

.3 de junio: día de todos los Kevins

James Carvile must be Crushed! Now in amphitheaters or your nearest Colosseum

I remind Ewe’all, that it was Eye who buried Titus.

After the break it’s Fernandomania, and the blue Roman Legions de Álvaro Obregón.

… but first, it’s Jesus and The Pantheon of Gods, followed by The Church of Man Love on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Over at The Forum it’s DEER, AMERICA: I am a voter and my vote will not be secret, Mister “ART” Tinoco and his ballot shurning monkees will see all of my #2 led-filled bubbles for The Riverside County blues.

And here is why:

It’s Crystal Clear, just like K at the préfecture de Cité!!!

Because Marianne has consistently been holding my election related mail at The Post until after the election is declared done. This pattern goes dates back to 2016.

Over at the Circus Maximus, Willie Geist is hearing one about VAQUEROS, this particular Julio… is pitching COMA-LA en Nueva York. Juan Rulfo will Knot pragmatists Marxists in Wisconsin.

Synopsis : It’s a psyco-DRAMA-Killer, starring The Talking Heads and the Thriller Knight himself: Bubbles the Chimp. For the record, The Los Angeles Dodgers called, Gregory Josephus Haines is a Dodger Fan.

Her Majesty, the last of the Sporting events³

🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️³~. At la whY de Saint Denis, anyhow.

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon to they, in El Ey.

And Alicia Menendez, what’s with your pyjamas and Simone’s carpet fabric today, on Olympic Closing Day. The Gall, France, the Gall!!!

Fer’ Christ’s sake Alicia, KEVIN Bacon is going to be doing his Six Degrees of Break Dancing, Cycling, and off-course Shooting and Surfing.

The Running Femme, Issy, that there be Charlotte, one can make that bitch up by the color of her normal sexy shorts and Öüï must say that them short shorts 🎬 sure transformed her fish tail, — swell.

A closer look reveals that Kevin Bacon is ready to run down the ‘Back To The Future’ clock tower in Hill Valley, California.

IT!, gives you Wings.

Jump to mañana:

Six degrees of Hot Chili Peppers on Roswell, New Mexico

And, Democratic candidate for the Oval Office… I Want To Believe 👽 ☎️

El Ocho

In local news, the Mexican Olympic Délégation practiced a dry run of the opening ceremony on the Right Bank of La Seine. Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo was there along with Jean de La Fontaine and Kevin Bacon sang “Las Mañanitas” to La Nueva Vizcaya, of Old Durango if you ask Pueblo, Colorado.

But seriously, Volks! Did anybody figured out who Jean Moulin was, KLAUS BARBIE is devastated at la SIÈGE social of Le Pen en Vincennes, next to Montreuil.

Any hoot, Manuel Valls, please be advised that a friend of FOUQUET, —is a friend of mine.