Évry body wants to be a Cat because Australia is the enemy

ibid. on micro dose.

Trump’s ”Eye” loves Mí wall… at the pump ⛽

 

Down Under

That’s where the king sends his Eye’tal-ians to feel So Lonely by POLICE, but in reality that’s where the Paris préfecture sends its CAPTIF’s to die, ask Quentin, he knows.

When Öüï returns, Molly and the gang strikes back. Issy—we—watch a lot of MEWS

🐴 Yo no busco — encuentro 😼

 

… and if Ewe don’t love Mí now, Eye is going to DEW a chicanada on Youse ; Öüï’s gonna send Chris Montez to do the Twist as you scream on that fucking chat of YOURS.

Later to They:

Up next, love in an elevator. It’s all Grec to Mí.

Over at the Vincennes Trône Fair :

Peanuts 🥜…

Eye say, do Ewe spick-ah Mí language³

And, Sweet Child O’Mine, don’t get Mí started on with Kevin en OAXACA :

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2026/2/11/hijo-de-funcionarios-morenistas-de-oaxaca-presume-autos-de-lujo-arma-de-uso-exclusivo-del-ejercito

Where do Öüï go now? — And Hercules responds, go find the Vulcan and follow The Mean Streak to from Old Segovia Road in Texas, to Château de Vaux-le-Vicomte, Dr. Poisson’s got the rest of the Voyage.

³~. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon…

Adventures in Transliterations

¿La prefectura de la comedia? I think that Eye wrote that transliteration, Aussie.

 

Across The Atlantic, what Chef Boyardee wants to get out of PAM™ is if she’s going to bring the bacon or knot!? And after yesterday’s audition for the next Prime Time Pundit on FOX News it is clear that PAM™ is bringing all the butter-flavored chemicals, but knot the bacon anyway.

CHICAGO-Style retribution:

I swear, Jimmy Kimmel, the prophecies manifest on their own, Eye don’t even have to try.

https ://www .chicago-tribune .com /news /articles /conagra-ordered-pay-25-million-in-lawsuit-alleging-PAM-cooking-spray-caused-lung-disease

At yesterday’s congressional shit-show, Trump’s personal lawyer brought gobs of coconut oil spray to obstruct justice for the women who, as a Florida Attorney General, she promised to protect. For the banana republic that Them United States in America has become, the tropical stonewalling was in Harmony with Eris’ discord.

And, Ana Cabrona, say hello Paola Ramos in reel-Thyme : sources close to Ari Melver relay that Paola Ramos stole Bernard-Henri Lévy’s just got out of bed hair-doo.

Page Tú: el fruto de nuestro rendimiento³ (producción)

Sponsored by Medicated Steele Bond.

Buying bread from a man in Brussels — Getting conned with the cones, the Gall, France! The Gall.

 

³~. Rendimiento³, not to be confused with its HOMOGRAPHS in Spain, cansancio, sumisión o, subordinación, or with its SYNONYM, rédito in Adviivka, Ukraine, where Volodymyr Zelensky just surrender all of WESTERN-style democracy to Tucker Carlson and a little short Puto, named appropriately Putin.  

Domingo de Ramos follows, but First, Alicia is Having a Bad hair They in Rio, but not in Brasil  —in el malecón de El Bravo.

 

With that out of the güey, Öüï now return to our previous programming where Shinny turns into a verb and proceeds to climb in an awkward manner, literally, but don’t take my word for, IT!… just head over to the Mexican side of the Texas border to see a crippled Phuck³ climb up the Confederacy pole.

³~. Not to be mixed with a puck, because that’s a different weight, shape, and form.

Mussita, all the pills that fit into a Steele Dossier, pick one 🔵 or 🔴.

Note to editors at Canal R{e}D in Madrid, and the motherfuckers at Puck News in Washington, D.C.:

Down Under it’s Men At Work.

The following is a test of The Emergency Viejas Feas BROADcast System. This is only a TEST.