WAR
… In local news, Germany took Marathon and the Brits are on their second crusade in Rosbifland, the Americans as usual are always late to the podium.
Lo and behold, Kevin Bacon “crushed it”… who the fuck needs Tom Cruise, punto y coma, when Kevin Bacon can fit the entire Games of The XXXIII Summer Olympics on the set of Psycho and the stairs of Back To The Future. So imagine what Öüï could dew, if they add a green screen for the 2028 Olympics at Silverlake.
https ://www .theguardian .com /film /article /2024 /aug /02 /tom-cruise-to-rappel-off-stade-de-france-in-olympics-closing-ceremony
… stick around, foot losing at The Bates motel follows after Kevin Bacon breaks into the piñata shop exhibit at The Universal Studios… hilarity ensues when the shark sous La Seine hyper tunnels like a rémora on cocaine droppings while gliding off of Tom Cruise’s shark skin spandex all the way to, Ewe guessed it, 🦈 Silverlake.