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Previously on, La Doncella d’Orleans…

And… Cousin Joe, FUCK your Brand!

After the break, J.C. crosses the RUBICON, but first, it’s The MOTHERSHIP, with special guest KING HEROD the Great, who on YEAR ONE of the Come’On ERA, died following a LUNAR ECLIPSE in ISRAEL, Herod’s death was narreted by the same motherfucker³ that who BROUGHT EWE, the Passion and The Christ, FLAVIO JOSEFO.

Note to Phat Basterd’… that scratch that your Audience hears on the Black and White label is just the Sand on Josefo’s soles, but Eye wouldn’t know anything about that. On the same wind 🌬️ Eye can’t believe that Natalie would bring “GRABIEL” into the Mix.

I found Grabiel with Natalie Piolé…

— 1950 – Juan Gabriel, Mexican singer-songwriter (†. VII I, 2016)

“Grabiel es el nombre que MÁS odio (OVIDIO) en un pelao’

El Chis Chas.

And Zeppelin goes Here:

— 1944 – Jimmy Page, English guitarist, songwriter, and Gibson Warlock arrives to the Houses of the Holies, which coincidentally, turns 50 years old, THE ALBUM, not mister Page.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Houses_of_the_Holy

† 1873 – Napoleon III, French politician, 1st President of La Franche went back to THE AVERNO; AUSSI, on a They like to They… Richard Nixon, American commander, lawyer, politician, CROOK and the 37th President of the United States was born (d. 1994).

Just last week, on Epiphany They, Eye was relaying to y’all about the arrival of Juana de Arco, today in history, however, Juanita’s addiction to mushrooms³ was the excuse for a BISHOP who went by the nomenclature of Pied de CAUCHON to sit her ass on The Witches Bullpen, as THE UNIVERSITY OF PARIS, materialized and/or fabricated the charges of “visions,” while Juanita, and her horse, aussi, were under the influence 🍄 of 🍄 shrooms.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre_Cauchon

Got Would?

 

— 1431 – The trial of Joan of Arc begins in Rouen. Franche.

³~. She Talks To Angels, according to The Black Crows.

But never mind Juanita, because Juanita’s toast, gone, and all that remains are visions of whatever Les Lepenistes–esos say that that wild-bitch is.

Right now, the biggest threat to society is the Black Death, but then again Eye told y’all that it was about to land.

— 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.

Día de Reyes, d’Arc, and off-course: TLATELOLCO

All Strings Attached and That Jazz en Cruz³:

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PENELOPE, [Censored by The Ministère de FranchCulture, rue de La Banque, Paris Centre...] lo déjamos para el yermo [that is¹] la amplitud del Sena.

¹~. What are the odds that today’s FranchMusique Show took-off with a Cabinet Level DisClaimEr, regarding “Conflicts of Interest? »… la pregunta, Pedro Navajas, cómo dijo Blades, “Para la I’mmensità, pobrecita. »

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LE POINT; nº 2631
5 janvier, 2023 

« Une Opération Commando »… el Valls de los HIPócritas.

Dear Niño Jesús,

“ Dieu lui–même
ne peut pas
me changer en un autre. »

Carlos Fuentes
The “Nasty” version of
el Realismo Mágico…
de CASTAÑEDA.

Chambre des NoTeRies, rue VICTORIA.

 

MINGU.S., MINGU.S., MINGU.S.

— 2021 : aux 🇺🇸 États-Unis 🇺🇸, des partisans de Donald Trump envahissent le Capitole à Washington, D.C. pour contester la victoire de Joe Biden et causent la mort de cinq personnes.

⚜️ Ewe Rascal Ewe ⚜️

 

—1412… cuenta una leyenda, that on Cardinal Ximénez‘es wet dream-list of birthdays to celebrate on The Soft Parade of a Funeral Pyre, Juana d’ARCO’s candle got lit To They.

American IF Airlines… Take TX Loop-375 to CHAPARRAL, Knew Mexico and head South under the U.S. I-10 underpass to the Santa Teresa International Bridge… and then Ewe have to options and both are precarious.

 

Who could have known, that the 47th State in The Union was admitted into the moose lodge on a day like today.

— 1536 – The first European school of higher learning in the Americas, Colegio de Santa Cruz de Tlatelolco, is founded by Viceroy Antonio de Mendoza and Bishop Juan de Zumárraga in Mexico City.

Content about FrancheCulture follows after The Phat Basterd’ Show, with special guest, chick with sweet sexy French voice, codename Sergeant Marjolette Suffragette.

Commando
(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either “out in the open” or “ready for action”. Maybe others. FUENTE: Urban Dictionary dot com

Ha’bout it, Ministresses Bachelot, are you wearing any “UnMenTionAbles? or are you going George Clooney on The Vegas STRIP?

In the mean time, The Governator, Ah’Nold Schwarzenegger can’t shine a COMMANDO light on the Ol’Franche Culture, Roselyn Bachelot, and D.A.T.’s a PHACT, JACQUES!

Dear, Charlie Hebdo… Knock, knock —

Previously on… i bet you thought that i was talking about you!

In Local news… freedom loving censors. .:. 519A547D-7576-4BAD-B149-AD8BE16D271D .:. It’s funny when it happens to a Pot Smoking GI, “emotional” when it happens to your own, and like i told you last night before 20 minutes went out into the Parisian Metro racks: if you use terrorists tactics to teach me a lesson, then you are no different than Coulibaly, or that Venezuelan specter, Luis Posada Carriles and Carlos ‘the jackal’. So, go ahead keep shooting the messenger.

Anyhow, Rachel Maddow, ‘member the days when the entire news cycle of talking head from John Stewart to say… Ewe, would cover relevantly important French news on the opening monologue? Of course you don’t, why would the American news sphere relay a monumental decision like convicting a former president?

Personally, i can’t comment on this particular news bomb because it would be A CONFLICT OF INTEREST for me because the same charges that the former French president Nicolas Sarkozy got convicted for (offering cushy jobs to insiders in Nice) were eerily similar to the entire Year of Mexico in France favors that the Hollande administration extended to Los Amigos de PORFIRIO DÍAZ en Francia for the release of Florence Marie Cassez, and other assorted ‘energy’ deals.

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We now return to 21 Grams con los del Toro:

Tell you what, professor, i’ll let you put the Context on this one. 🏨 with one CORRECTION, the address number on the police report is not 22, as officer Arno recorded it, the number is 32.

21 intermezzos con, “Y tu mamá también”, el señor Alejandro Cuarón was describing the color scheme that he used to give Memphis, Tennessee, the warm to cool splash on the screen. With that in mind, the picture below continues with a brief dialogue (for context) that we had with the “invisible” essential workers that keep The Cochin Hospital sanitized.

— Hey, pretty vest, what’s with all of the ruckus?
— They don’t pay us enough.
— S’dat a fact?
— Yup!
— What about them security cops over across the line?
— They broke too!

And SIREN, you are not going to believe me but that blue on the snapshot is the product of the siren on top of an ambulance that was on its way out of the gates. If you need proof just ask the most informed cop in France to show you the CCTV feed, the timestamp as always: is included in the Middle of it All.

This is the Sound of Mexico, without Sony Music involved… and in Radio news, well wadda ya’Know, not to be outdone by the sixth addition at the Melle. Pitch Awards & Company, the fip freq’s are extending their little photo contest for one mo’Week. The Gall of them freq’s.

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And in Russia, Vladimir Putin refuses to call Alexei Navalny by his name, and in Washington, Claire McCaskill is starting to use that strategy with Mathilda’s former favorite son… for those on this side of La Seine who don’t get the joke, don’t worry, in the United States nobody except for Talents and Skills Visa awardees know who Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy is. At Heidi’s house, the infants are restless, and it’s driving Przybyla NUTS!!! The affront from the kids prompts Nicole to bring out the ‘salt peter’ reference, and if you’ve ever been tortured ‘down there’ then you know why the pundit is obsessed with Would. And witt DAT in mind… Johnson & Johnson joins the Wacky Races.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Would %3F

Dear, Charlie Hebdo… if it is good for the gander, it’s good for Big Bird.

Hello, France,

Yeah, Buddy!

Do you know the difference between a Munich Beer Hall and a public toilette on Port Royale? Ask Big Bird, or not, in any case Marianne, if you turn a blind eye to what is about to happen then the next time that a BATACLAN happens, and the masses go and light candles at La Place de La République you are going to look like the Virginia tiki lamps card carrying “proud boys”.

And here’s why: what’s weed have to do with it?

Just don’t tell a Communist in France, because like Pablo Gleason and the Zapatistas en Rose, well… they love la llamada Liberté.

Anyhow, Bill Krystol, as you were telling Yazmin V. your Bières INTERNATIONALes théorie at La Académie de la Bière on Port Royale; caddy-corner with La Place de Cochinous on la rue de Faubourg de Saint-Jacques on the Quinto Patio de París a un lado de su bendita Vecindad, i was getting ready to WELCOME the FO’ist African Manifestation for better wages in the Hospital trades; i said trades, not “professions”, —profesores.

And as i type this paragraph, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Black History Month, and in Paris, well in Paris it’s MARS 1, o como dicen los marcianos: Uno de marzo, 2021.

Dear, France… you know what’s really sad? Well, MRS. GALL, i’ll tell you what is really sad, and that’s the fact that i don’t even have to try (i repeat) i don’t even have to try to bring you what the fuck is happening in Paris. And this is against all odds and an pride of paid crackheads and heroine shooters chasing me around the most beautiful city in the Ile-de-France. 🇺🇸 74DED7F7-4CAF-4A1B-B423-50B741474A31 🏗 Dialogue with the African Sista in the orange vest follows when i pass a Los del Toro by. For the record, i can only be in one space at a time and that other guy in the Cloud is not me… as i told you Johnny Halliday, the only way you can beat me is:
— When i fall asleep
— When you cheat
— and when i have to recharge my Battery.

Dear, Victoria DeFRANCEsco Soto, meet Charlie

Fwd: Yannick ALLAIN—Chef de la section rédaction du 11éme Bureau

Bcc: 6éme et 7éme Bureau de la prefectura de París, en la Île-de-Cité; 75004.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_France

En Francia, los franceses hoy celebran el Día Internacional de la Libertad de Expresión and because we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] seen the immediate aftermath, or could physically touch persons affected by at least EIGHT of the 33 known terrorist attacks of the Second decade of the 21st Century on French soil, —we covered it.

… Please stand–by for context, because as you will not see below the plus marks öüï don’t choose the “tunes” or the news thrown at u.s., we just play’em.

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Goo’Day! Today is Tuesday, January the 7th and America’s Faith (no more) is Falling to Pieces after that D.umb A.ss T.anker, Mike Pompeo (a disgrace to Distinguished Armor Technicians) sold Magic D.U.S.T. to “the americans” as a strategy to divert the attention of sycophant Senator Marco Rubio (R–FL) and other Vladimir Putin american allies.

Dear, Katty Kay

Dear, Katty Kay .:. 3629F68B-6BB9-453B-B877-DE48ABF8BFF7 👌🏽 Un Tango en milonga “It’s never enough”, period 🤘🏽And, Cousin Joe, get your OWN quotes, ya’Bum. Por Ejemplo, Willie Geist: Don’t call it a comeback, Bernie was never Gone; Witt Kasie, Sanders’ Strikes Back, —motherfuckeeers!— Lightning Bolt Optional. ✍🏽 Any güey Kasie D.C., bee careful, bee vegüi, vegüi CAREFUL, Eye has it on good authority that Cousin Joe eats babies, furtherMOORE, he relies on Michael (Steele) to bamboozle MorJo Boomers.

In other news, Ozzy Osbourne walked on the Yellow Brick Road, and then he watered the Rats at The Alamo. VIVA OZZY, fuck his stupid dumb wife…

Sincerely: IRON MAIDEN

Episode Önë

Episode Önë: She turned in a Martian .:. CED53404-8F33-4936-8BBA-9EEC7461A54F -_•!•_- All that Cousin Joe could see, was how “chunky” Baby Martian was… musical guest: The Misfits.

and in Washington, Cousin Joe is blowing a fuse and the Alabama country LAWyer is taking it out on the lovely Mika and po’Boy Willie Geist, stand-down Blind-Boy!!! —_•!•_— EYE said, “Stand Down,” boy!

WARNING! — ¡ATENCIÓN!

Dear non-reader, if what you see in the image below is the back of a utility truck… You Might Be Suffering from pareidolia, or something like that. Please seek immediate help!!!

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Context follows… Hey Cousin Joe! D’ya wanna go to the movies? We [the staff] found a new one that we bet, —you and Willie are going to like. Please stand-by for transmission. —_— …  from the collection: The Street is My Gallery; art concept by: Nicolas Barrome Forgues (apparently)… Foto por armando segovia / segoviaspixes; that’s for sure… CopyLeft.

Good morning, it’s Friday, September 22nd of 2017, and it’s time for another edition of… Weekend Edition.

Pinchi Charlie!… Uso justo de Charlie.

In Paris, yesterday–today–and–tommorrow it is National Sports Day. Starting at 1400 hrs., le equipe de La France Insoumise (formally le Front de Gauche) is taking on le CRS and the National Gendarmerie.

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That’s right Cousin Joe, 30 Rock is clearing that space at the Plaza and jinggling up the Square in order to welcome Donal Trump’s first ever Christmas, as the mothefucking “potus”… JoJoJo… De cualquier manera; el [staff] los invita al cine; it’s in French, so ask Katty Kay to bring Eddie Izzard so that he —may translate… Besos y abrazos a todos.

… Dear, Stephie Ruhle, sorry about the “Frida” spin… we [the staff] felt your heart breaking on screen; pero, Corazón you can’t say that we didn’t warn you in reel-time. On the level, though, the MILENIO “set-up” also broke our hearts because much like in Pue’lto ‘Lico, over in the Mexican Tri-State area where the tremors hit, there are plenty of little villages that have “real” Fridas and Siofías, and Pedros and Juanes, and maybe one or two little Armanditos and Amandititititas who also need that media spotlight given by the likes of Mr. Carlos Marín and Milenio Televisión. ¡VIVA MéXICO!

Warning: if your heart initially broke when Milenio Television first mentioned the name “Frida” in the context of school children trapped under the rubble of a major Mexican epicenter earthquake, and then;  you associated the name “Frida” with a mexican iconic painter, then you might be suffering from Apophenia.  But dont worry, it happens all of us, at least since the time when the French invented ‘evolution’… Apophenia, as opposed to Pareidolia, is part of our EVOLVED survival mechanism; it’s what has allowed us to be top-predator on ‘God’s Green Earth’. —_— … from the collection: The Street is My Gallery, ficha Nº 45. —_— Foto por armando segovia / segoviaspixes … con especial dedicatoría para Milenio Televisión.