It’s Weekend Editon : I pity the fool who would leave Hermes out of Circe’s zoo

Oh-oh… in local news, the local narcos are using the Mexican tag “Nueva Generación” to name their “mafia” ; nevermind the Cal. 9mm bullets with a French mayor’s name on it.

https ://ground .news /article /gard-mayor-of-ales-receives-two-9-mm-calibre-bullets-signed-dz-mafia

[It’s an upside down world, figuratively knot literally]

But first, i get it—casting John Leguizamo as the dedicated servant clicks with the narrative of Western Civilization (where the Latin Americans stereotype their own moonlight assisting farmers and graziers with growing crops and raising thier FUCKING livestock), but… FOR PRAGMATIC purposes let’s just give Jacqueline Alemany a Spanish name and call her Jackie López (diacritic optional), feed her Lotus Flowers instead of Salami for TAPAS and see if the LÆSTRYGONIANS come out looking like the Lannisters of Ithaca Rock.

If you’ve Eva’bean, ‘La Plaza de Los Lagartos’ is located downtown.

Take 5 lotus petals after every meal and call Mí in the morning, on account that Mr. Poséidon continues to be an asshole and Jason Soboroff is “rigging” the screen to Nolan’s standards by cutting DONALD TRUMP’s face at the philtrum, the fact that Soboroff is a dead-ringer for the TELÉMACO (diacritic optional) role on/in the Odyssey Show is not our fault.

Across the Franklin Mountains and the long straight-road to Hueco Tanks, CAMP EAST MONTANA is not what it used to be. At least not what it used to be when GEORGE W. BUSH housed an “American terrorist” with air conditioning and even authentic “Sennelier” brushes and other assorted oil painting supplies from France.

Godwin’s Law : todos los Carriles llevan a ROMA

America : the terrible 200's, the toddler's cage.

America : the terrible 200’s, the toddler’s cage.

 

Habeas CorpUSA.

CIA de Corpus presente.

 

… betrayal, politics, and a pseudo-wetback they called “bambi”.

American Gritos… Shut up, Valentine !!! Hoy no hubo fút ⚽ and Jazz is Dead, viva Le Punk

 

In local news, local artist discovers that the capricious phenomenon known by the Very French as “les giboulées de mars,” were be³ ceremoniously extended until the end of May.

³~. As in “hubiere habido” or the celebrated pig’s Latin locution “habemus papa” of the past tense/AntePreterite of something that has AlReady happened, hence, the same unannounced storm that mister JR’s taking about was in fact, warned about by sheer idiosyncrasies and whims or foibles of the weather in France, this is to say, that the way that Ike saw it when that Allies successfully landed in Normandy, the French continue to speak French because Eisenhower had a better weather app, no because the Times They Are A Changing.

Breaking in Paris : another storm is heading our way, —wey.

Deer, President Biden, that is not a word…

What is the definition of a TERRORIST, let’s ask Atty. General ANTONIO GONZALEZ, how about it, Alberto, was LUIS POSADA CARRILES a militant, or a Netanyahuist™️ … And Mike Barnicle, Fuck yoU, and Donnie Deutsch. 

Luis Posada Carriles — America’s “militant”

Over on the MSNBC PLUS streaming network, it’s the pilot 🪂 episode of, The Grammar Nazi, starring of course, The Soup Nazi and a kindergarten cop.

Don’t Go D.A.R.E. 🕊️… 🐦‍⬛

 

Let’s PUT IT IN A BIGGER CONTEXT, Netanyahu is not the Jewish peoples best friend. Just like Hamas is the perfect CELULA QUE EXPLOTA… o algo así.

Do not, Eye say again… Do not touch the Bleu Lobster… those rouge homards, BOIL’#EM ALIVE, because that’s the backward ∇ difference of EVIL 🙈.

 

ISSY, the following is to be read in the voice of Mayor Anne Hidalgo’s buddy, “The Gover°Nator” Schwarzenegger.

But first, Öüï now returns to President Biden, who sounded just like, or similar to nº 43, —el hijo de Bush.

Jesus Christ, Joe! It’s a fucking contraction, my god! The FO’ist Lady is a wordsmith, the Shame, Mister President, the Shame.

Here, allow me to fix, IT!, for Ambassador Blinken:

Iran, if you are monitoring, I have a Con°Tract°Ion for you, “don’t”. 👊🏼

Honey Don’t, honey don’t —Eye say Ewe will when We won’t ah-ah, honey don’t.