At The Auction • Part Three, featuring The Fast and Furious thorns–es—ese.

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Musical guest: GWar
Hit: Why can’t öüï be friends?


Republican senator, and MAINE Trump apologist, Susan Collins urged The Nation, that after four months the Virus has learned “its” lesson and Americans should listen to “our” dear leader, Donald John Trump.

Mel Ramos

Item 278
MEL RAMOS (B. 1935)
Flicka (2010)
£ 10,000 – 15,000
from: 100 Drawings, p.117.

meanwhile in kentucky, sheltered pablo neruda aficionado, and republican senator, Rand Paul continues to swing his dick on the youngest scale of the most vulnerable among the nation by declaring himself (like donald john trump) a swedish lover of Ruhles and then, as if to reference ‘El Siglo de Oro’ at El Chamizal National parking lot, Mr. Paul mused like a gringo follower of nero en “la colonia roma” clamoring for the children to get back to school, as news of a newly discovered virus D.A.T. targets children, which are currently being plotted, as the Purple Pundit speaks, on the casualties map of the ‘msnbc’s’.

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At the Auction • Part Two

Previously, on Local Motion News…

Enter the Austrian Bundeskanleramt

We love the all the all of you

“We love the all the all of you…” .::. 33CFA90E-D97C-4760-B248-DFD498B7F9A5 🦠💋

The French started to re–integrate the circulation of The Mighty Mighty Euro. Aussi, on the balconies and at corners in Paname, the athmosphere resembles an MTV set from the 1980’s with a PR flair. Indeed, plots on the map at different intervals this past VE Day Weekend Edition noted and documented the ADF’s¹ state of being on the last 3 days before The French opened the streets for everyone; the only thing D.A.T. is missing in this sketch are the fire hydrants moisturizing the revelers and their children calling them back home for supper.

[Over the speakers, as Cousin Joe explains that he is actually recuperating Item *227, to Mrs. Brzezinski, the auctioneer was heard bloating the medical performance of the previos purchasers. Cousin Joe’s voice is accentuated by a collective gasp after another “outstandingly stupid” claim made by the auctioneer.

— “It’s negative in a positive way”, claimed the auctioneer.

It's a known constant

It’s a known constant, the past two generations of “Americans” (the exceptional kind anyhow) have been thought to study for the test, as opposed to develop the necessary critical thinking to question HOG SHIT when it comes from
the asshole who holds all of the guns. .::. C7F0ECEB-FC99-47FF-A995-825C6B0800E7 ⚾️ or… from the billionaire who pretends that he is motherfucking IRONMAN with a Rocket to leave the Earth, which the Man at the CFR is re–introducing, and snatching from the Very French… 🏄🏽‍♂️🤺🥊 Oh, the humanity.

— “Of course, öüï both agreed that immediately after the ceremony Item *227 would be returned to the collection,” blabbered Cousin Joe over the Auctioneer’s laughable claims of superior performance’ and shady benchmarks.

In the meanwhile, at the Angelino section of New York City, the flower arrangement on John Heilemann countertop is not D.A.R.E. by accident, as a remote bidder, Heilemann is sending a signal to The Marfa Lights Prada outlet; the message, “Public Crisis are the prize of a banana/pineapple smoothie”].

The overthrow will not be televised

They don’t make the CARRILES like D.A.Y. used to at the School of The Americas, why with all this BETSY DE VOSS family ties (Blackwater) private-mercenary sector contracting, the Kissinger allure is being flushed down the loo… change the channel Cousin Joe, well come on! Change, IT!


And over at the Bronx (in Washington, D.C.), Americans are putting an Asterisk on yet another French invention: The World.

Indeed, Richard Haass grabs the spotlight from The Very French and projects the role of giving “the” introduction of Le Monde on a Global Stage. It appears that Professor (a Bohemian Grove honorary title) Haass is in cahoots with “the” Heileman, that fruit next to them oranges was not placed there by Serendipity² (Heilemann’s Mexican m.a.i.d.). Keen–eyed viewers of “What’s Wrong With This Picture” will immediately note that the cantaloupe to the Left of Heilemann’s shoulder is what El Mercado Mexicano catalogues as “melón CHINO” and that next to that pineapple, the “Manila Mangoes” are nowhere to BEE Seen, —Honey Pie.

The Thorn Etiquette

The Book of Thorn Etiquette and other assorted Ruhles .::. 6FA6BD66-51DE-4808-B7DF-FC7855C47CBE 🐝 Lorde Lorne Loyalist? Find out at the 11th hour.


Over at the Seth Meyers set, Tina Fey just confirmed that she does not read this most non–consequential blog; it’s a good thing that öüï the staff of this most non–consequential blog are not with them “colonial” Loyalists (punto y coma) because historically, the Loyalists are with “King George” and King George is not fit for office, as a consolador prize… wait scratch D.A.T. — as a consolation prize, not a consolador prize (LOL)  you get the rest of eternity off for having such a nice metal bookshelf as a backdrop. That other güera, “la Pohler”, we really don’t get her recreational güeys, and so Eye want’s u.s. to skip that E.R.A. of the sketch line. Öüï could not agree more.

All In For The Record

All In For The Record .::. 2F336BC9-267F-4BAF-A7B3-C6DE006144C7 … So, yeah, Chris Hayes, please relay to Brian Williams that we [the staff] don’t do the backgrounds, we only relay what’s on the menu, and as previously mentioned, we can see that el melón no faltó, a Honeydew variety no less. Again, we report that at the Heileman kitchen, Serendipity skipped the Manila mangos. —_•!•_— In any case, FAST & Furious, with a special dedication to The President of the admin Tribunal in Paris, follows. And as promised, From The TOP.

² https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /sociedad /2020/05/11 /empleadas-domesticas-demandan-seguro-desempleo-frente-a-crisis-por-covid-19

Ladies in Gemeni: Su Alteza Serenísima

… previously on: Una Comedia de Enredos.

If You, inclusive One, kick me out when Steve Bannon sets Headquarters at Le Front National, you are nothing more than Exclusive:
your Move¹.

Ahhhh, savvy sentence from “los” monoaureos with regards to campaign meddling before an actual election takes place: Si lo hubieran hecho público dos semanas antes de las elecciones, le hubiera costado la elección.

ISSY… context follows, right now we [the staff] have to change gadgets because our 15 minutes at the LIBRARY are up, and the Beaubourg is closed on Tuesdays. But do stick around, because this Tangente Interesante is right up Mr. “Brontis” à La Préfecture’s alley. Our dance with Marianne continues after a word from our sponsors².

  1. From Staff,
  2. Ingraham, C,. “An awful lot of people use and love their public library, as an economics professor discovered this weekend”, via El WaPo:

2a. Gilmer, M., “Flabbergasted Twitter trashes Forbes story that suggests replacing libraries with Amazon”, via Mashable:

2b. FORBES.,  BILLIONAIRE SECRETS… BACKTRACK or ERASE your MISTAKES; por ejemplo, Raquelito, Gilmer notes the following:

it appears as if the story has been pulled from Forbes without a note or any other reason.

… y para muestra, pues, un 404:

“… au soleil, sous la pluie, a midi ou a minuit”

Aux Champs–Élysées
La COP 21 — Sans FX

“Deux, Trois, Quatre!”

Hey there Bill Maher,
you Devil YOU.
Today is March the Third of 2018
But Of Course, WE [The U.S. of A.]
Meddled in other countries Elections,
“You ‘Betcha,”… said an Alaskan Fake Jew*.
By-the-Güey, do say hello to Professor “picky, picky, picky” Meacham.

*… and no, we [the staff] don’t have Jewish grandmothers,
but we don’t care, we love’ya anygüey.
You Betcha!

Al Regresar,
en la Novela de las seis:

Aspersions on Eric Holder’s asparagus, we [the staff] learn what a picky-picky-picky Double Standard is, from our Paris Bureau, Aux Champs–Élysées… where else, eh?

… and still to come,
we [the staff]
remind Brontis à La Préfecturede La Cité
—where else, eh?
what a CARPETAZO is.

So stick around, ‘cus shit’s about to get thick…
“il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-Élysées.”

Las Fuentes de doña Vilma aux Champs-Élysées, follow.

Maher, W., “Real Time with Bill Maher; Season 16, Episode 6″… Plot:

in this episode; Mr. Maher reels in Cousin Joe’s history professor, Dr. Jon Meachum, and ‘the’ former Attorney General of the U.S., Eric Holder by framing one of the many fuck up’s of the current president of the United States, and using the cliffhanger plot device of the SPY vs. SPY, security clearance, sabotaging of OUR election by 13 Russians or something like that…


Yeah; we were attacked, I mean it wasn’t a physical atack, it was an “electronic” attack on the most vital of our systems, and he’s done absolutely nothing to prepare us for what is to come… in 2018 and they’re gonna come in 2020.

[Audience Claps]


You know… the analogy for what Putin did is the Third Reich. In the 1940 presidential campaign, Hitler’s government spent money in the American campaign, they bought newspaper ads; yadda – yadda – yadda… they were spending money too, and that was an act of war – Dick Cheney said it was an act of war.

[Omnipresent Voice,
Mel Brooks in the role of
Louis XVI, in “History of the World, part One”

King Louis:
You know, “it’s good to be the king”, and if the Meach is going to be quoting “Lord Vader” of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart you know that we are “jusqu’au cou” in deep “


if the Russians did it, it was an act of war…

[Maher interrupts
the Meach’s train of American Exceptionalism thought]


But we’ve done it. We’ve meddled in Peoples elections.

King Louis:

This is what “The Greatest” and Howard Cosell would call
The Rope a
Dope” technique,
and Jon Meachum, knows it
Eric Holder is about to have an Octavio Paz uncomfortable moment,
just like the one that the favorite “se
ñorito” of el Servicio Exterior Mexicano [Paz]
had with a guy named Mario Vargas Llosa.


well, picky, picky, picky, LOL.