“Like some cat from Japan”, El hijo de Mil Máscaras y La British Geisha, KATRIX KAY.

And, Annitta Chiquita, you might be wondering what in Sherlock’s knickers brings me to the Rosbiff Broadcasting Buffet, and by the power vested in Mí by the legendary geisha, Katty Kay, Eye reminds your producers that this is UN USO JUSTO DE todos Los Fueros.

Top Speed Avocado edition… [B]ut FO’ist, Öüï catches up with La Mairie de Paris and their TOP List of baby names in Paris, over on the last week today, Öüï, relayed to the rest of our non-reading public that GABRIEL (WATTAGE) or the 3rd in the order of ANGELS and executioner among other things of les épouses indociles, the bastards, the reprobates,  and just to close the STAR of DAVID in a FULL CIRCLE, the children of fornication (WTF???³) was on the top of the “machitos” on the list, over on the FEMINA side the most popular name was that of a little ol’French heroine called Louise³³.

³.~ What in the Wild World of Sports!!! Aren’t we all the sons and daughters of fornication?
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Grabiel
³³.~ Over on our Special Coverage of the 150 Anniversary of the Paris Commune, non-readers can catch up with how Louise Michel was snatched by the New York Yankees franchise to work the gutterlines of a baseball field as a “BALL GIRL“. Louise, worked her way out of the “FOUL LINES” and in no time made “THE PLATE” where she took the position of “BAT GO’il” and redefined the role of CAT WOMAN when the former French medic, journalist, sports broadcaster for the BBC nemesis, —the “rfi“— and, lest Öüï forgets “Versailles BABY BURNER”  was promoted to GENERAL MANAGER of the minors.

https ://www .fox29 .com /news /he-was-going-down-doorbell-footage-shows-helicopter-crash-in-drexel-hill

Calle Tumbao n° 10

Sources close to the SMITHS at the Bpi, suggest that the ASTROLOGY section of The Georges Pompidou Centre sees “A HELICOPTER-style” of coaching for them minors, especially when meeting the Philly Phanatic.

And if you are into Cricket, you are not going to enjoy what follows.

BASEBALL in PARIS

Spring Training is for fags… And you are not fooling anybody, Thierry Raphet, Öüï knows that you are the ILLEGITIMATE basterd’ doppelganger of David Crosby with a modest ‘stache.

Eiffel, in his wildest dreams could knot write this shit up on Edison’s desk at the top of his version of The Iron Lady, a “BAT BOY” position with the Evil Empire, but then again, Eiffel did not have to go through the biggest snub in military sales and exchange services (DOWNUNDER), which is where our news byte of “Happiness is a warm Smooth-Bore 120mm Main Gun” comes into the picture.

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You see, GABRIEL (that motherfucker) just happens to be the patron saint of Telecommunication workers, radio broadcasters, messengers, postal workers, clerics, diplomats, stamp collectors AND, —AmBASSadors!!! So it’s no coincidence that a compromise would be reached with the PERSHING Field INDIANS and the Salaried players of the MLB in BOSTON.