Moving on, if American Epic was, “the first time that ””America”” heard itself”, then “Becoming Led Zeppelin” is a prelude to how The United States FELT  “How The West Was Won”, from a Russian’s point of view.

No Quarter.

Or, you could go with Dire Straits on/in a loop, because sources close to the Minority Leader on the Rachel MADDOW Show are sure that it’s Vladimir Putin’s favorite rock and roll band.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eddie Gloude Junior… Dave Chappelle walks into a bar, hilarity ensues when Los Hombres G start strumming Project 2025 in the key of “Killing Them Softly with his Sharpie™. It’s a terrible pun but it’s funny how the connection between an “empty chair speech” and a song about seeing someone’s face for the first time… and it turned out to be a LEOPARD that was going to eat your FACE in the FIRST 100 DAYS of the collapse of The Marshall Plan and the Rise of the Guantanamo Bay Deportees Baseball League.

Any güey, mister Macron… how about those fucking camels at The Pentagon, you might not have noticed but Jaguars used to do the law ethos in that polygon-e.

Actually, Donald, Ebony and Ivory is not on the BAD album… it’s on the “nappy-headed boy” anthology.

And no, ASSOCIATED PRESS, no… you don’t get to play with the other outlets because you insist on calling Louisiana’s hot sauce “Tabasco” instead of “Redneck Juice”.

If Alicia Caldwell is still at The AP in El Paso, TX, (UN-Dangling Participle goes here for PREMIUM users) now you know how it feels to be sent to play on the other side of the window where THE PRESS EAT CAKE, mister Macron. Where El Paso, Times, eats cake.