Don’t mistake Maranatha for Marathon

I’m telling you, “Kingdom Come” is not what it’s built up to be, pero sí, J.D. Vance, your stance now is what Orthodox-es called a :

Zubenelgenubi : the southern claw 🥊

This is why Öüï hate Catéchisme, it’s too fucking long.

S C H I S M,
You fucking hillbilly, period!

Deer, Joe Rogan. You sir are a homosexual, not even close to being a fag, Issy–Joe-drink donkey semen at the Trump UFC show. Youse looking good, puto. Sin Celery, the Latin Church ; and Joe Rogan —your mother is the harlot that the redneck Bible writes about.

… en fin, Jacqueline Alemany, Öüï’s gonna have some fun to-nite, on account that Susana Poveda is bringing out the Suicide Blondes, bay-bee—in-excess.

Australia is the enemy

Just sayi’n… if the Jews wish to stop being compared to nazis, perhaps they should do like the Krauts and change their fucking Nazi 🇮🇱 flag.

 

Break Mí in Three, Jackie… it’s okay 👍🏼 youse gonna like the way you look… and Jonathan Capehart, that burger better b.b.b.b.b good.

And if that burger ain’t good, Eye is going to give Avi Velshi a buzz cut, because I could not touch Eugene’s afro 🥨

In theaters this summer:

Don’t say a word, just rock, rock-a-güey de Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.

 

Eugene Daniels the dude³ 😎 with the untouchable afro

En fin Avi Velshi, en Perros Bravos, N.L., el pelo se hace a pedradas, not with blades 💈

En Durango, los alacranes tienen alas, but that’s only because Delicados 🚬 are fake Faros.

³~. Eye bet you thought that Eye was going to put fag instead, didn’t you Eugene, didn’t you?

American Pie or the day that the old international order died

Let There Be Shred or how Dave Mustaine learned to dance Stayin’ Alive… ISSY-whether-Youse a Mother or a Brother : You’re stayin’ alive

More Cowbell — More Cow Belle.

 

In local news and as predicted by Vice President Vance, February made Joe shiver with Évry podcast he delivered. “The cultural war of the Joe Rogan Show” has reached Fear Factor ratings, according to German Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

Sources close to the Attorney General, Pam “shit-eating” Bondi’s scatologist still remember the moment when Joe Rogan looked away like a faggety Eric Clapton in 1976 UK Tour : Cocaine and Racism, when he [Rogan, not Clapton] first watched the 2 Girls 1 Cup youtube video at the height of the “contestants must drink a cup of donkey semen” and other classics of the show that paid for one of his swimming pools in Kentucky.

Fear Factor is literally a shit show and journalism is not a crime.

Over in France, gremlins are already registring at El Mundo de Le Monde. Portuguese sirens introduced a bug via a troyan fado song. Preliminary survey suggests that the bug was smuggled by a flussy known by France24 as “the bossa nova”, but it’s not really the bossa nova, but Öüï will keep an Eye on how this transmission deveolps, or —deconstructs, knowing these Frogs.

No word, yet, if Joe Rogan has squirmed like a little bitch after streaming the latest episode of the “Like a Prayer and a Homeland Shit-Show“, however, eschatologists near to Homeland Security Secretary, Christi Noem’s anglo-saxon written Bible are predicting that Joe Rogan is going to squirm as if it was the end of El Mundo de Le Monde.

Véronique Mortaigne goes to Brasil to interview a “los pare de sufrir” to find out about Joe Rogan’s end of the world and his new swimming pool at the French Quarter of Mardi Gras.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club🫟jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-veronique-mortaigne

Any 🦉 hoot, Véronique Mortaigne, if mort-aigne is your real CEDEX… in Hilo Hawaii it is Still 13 February and IT!, happens to be a Viernes con Robinson Crusoé 📖 not a Wednesday 🕸️ with Jeffrey Epstein.

Dad jokes with Jon Mich-Um — ¡Qué huevos!!!

Dear, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know i loved you, but Öüï now knows that your EGO could not let go of my Eggo, with this in mind, thank you Justice Bryers for TIMING your retirement, you are so cool you make Dreyer’s™ ICE CREAM look like a melting ICEBERG.

SteRuhl saved The BriWi Show.

With that in mind, FULL-DISCLOSURE:

The following post is a tribute for the greatest streak of squeaky-clean, IRRÉPROCHABLE Dad Jokes based the following Tinder post (removed by the moderators):

Day 13: SHE RESPONDED!! Read it all, smile, cringe, laugh. Thanks for being a part of this journey :)… Publié par: u/Accomplished_Humor55… 12 hours ago at 0500h

Megg’s did not deserve you…
take it from a Megg-seecan

 

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/01/26 /climate /iceberg-a68a-antarctica .html

THE KING IS GONE BUT {He} IS NOT FORGOTTEN

And, Katty Kay, it takes a special {kind of} “son of a bitch” to bring the Soul out of the cringiest type of comedy… the kind oNe might run into on FOX News TiBi.

But furrst, the KNEWS:

https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2022-01-26 /emails-cast-doubt-on-johnson-s-denials-over-afghan-animal-rescue

— Leave the Afghans, take the Pussies.
Eye swears to Allah,
that Jon Meacham can’t write this
shit material up.

And in Paris, France, Madame Hidalgo is “Rocking in the Free World” and Louis Pasteur is eradicating chronic crackhead poverty, as Öüï speaks, of page Tú of N° 3701 of 20 minutes in France.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022 /jan /26 /homeless-los-angeles-super-bowl

Page 10, Mathématiques — Logique (ibid.)

Behind basic logic, there’s Boolean algebra, which allows to model all logical statements and reasonings by means of three basic operations: “and”, “or” and “not”, i.e. the passage from true to false.

Over on the Joe Rogan Show… “Donkey Juice” Cures Covid.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v= Zk6KiP7iQgo

Dear, Stephanie Ruhle, Öüï does not select the TANK Tops, nor the content on THE mtv.
Money for Nuttin’ and yer’ Chicks are free-range… The Best Huevos, pues.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /article /2022/01/27 /neil-young-met-sa-menace-a-execution-sa-musique-va-etre-retiree-de-spotif _6111131_3246 .html

Hey, hey, my—my… Eye will do anything for LOVE (of money) but I WON’T DO THAT.