Note to Eugene Daniels… Öüï’s not gonna mess with no red dress 👗 today, but nigga!!! Didn’t Eye tell you that Öüï is going to bring “the sauce”, what’s wrong with you? Eye hopes that you brought an apron cus’ youse got onion-cutting duty in Oman.

People Are Giving Camels Botox to Cheat at Beauty Pageants…

No sea Delicados 🚬 if Ewe can’t afford CAMELS chupe Faros.

https ://www .popularmechanics .com /culture /camel-botox-pageant

In local news, The Onion, yes Le Gorafi, those layered motherfuckers wish that fiction was stranger than the truth.

No Sole will save your SOUL, Marco Rubio.

Hoy no hubo Elvis :

Walk a mile in oversized shoes… in the ghetto [🌬️ in the ghetto 🎶]

On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto³
(In the ghetto)

³~. Sources close to Bertha (ain’t that a royal bearded bitch?) relayed that her mama barked.