Festivus update — May They! May They!

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.

In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.

For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.

In LoKool Newport Salem‘s news, i can personally relate with Faros®️ a la distancia on my rap sheet, that Virginia is just way too Slim to handle the PCH on PCP… y los Delin-cuentes son muy pinches Delicados™️ for that Trip D.A.R.E…. Thank You For Smoking… yeah Buddy*.

PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.

And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.


In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.

You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.

In Local News… El Año de Hidalgo

Category: democracy

Did you catch that

Did you happen to catch NBC’s positioning for the next French Election? 🚦 1168F07C-E1E4-453E-9866-08E3B825DF63 🗺 Off-course ÖÜÏ have been telling you this since the day when Armando Serrano Prieto stood in front of the then president of México, Enrique de Jésus Peña Nieto, right before his SEDENA detail in PARIS entered through door nº 33 at the Hôtel de Ville. Eye however could not confirm if General Cienfuegos was in that specific State Visit entourage, or if the GOOD general was being debriefed on the laptop that was compromised at Invalides. —_!_— Jour et Nuit, Baby!

In the Mexican criminal system, “el año de Hidalgo” dictates that anyone WHO, in the exiting presidential administration, leaves a surplus to the incoming executive term, is of course?

[Armando Àlvarez beats John Bronco at the buzzer buzz]

— What is a fag! ❌

[John Bronco picks up the answer]

—  What is “un ‘ijo–eh Sue” ✅✅✅


On DEADLINE, Steve Kornacki relays a message to International Spy and Canadian baby seal slugger, Avi Velshi:

This is the return of the space cowboy

This is the return of the space cowboy… vaquero de rancho! —_•¡•_—  Charcoal art on la rue de l’Euchaudé (75006) is courtesy of Philippe from Bordeaux, now showing on the Right Bank of DOCUMENT 15 (sin nombre… it’s Twue! The Gallery does not have a name).

Sleep is for the Weak.