And staring as the SMILE of VAL RESNICK: POTUS 46

😉 ³ Hubba hubba hubba !

Payback (1999)…
Porter is bad, but his neighbours are worse. Street-wise and tough, an ex-marine, he is betrayed by a one-time partner, and shot in the back by his junkie wife.

Over on our social media crutch, it’s  NAPOLÉON 1er (no less) in another edition of La Belle Histoire de La France.

In this episode of « Je repère les Fake news » the staff of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL investigative effort in the form of a WordPress® blog, Öüï takes a moment to THANK the bibliothécaires of the Bpi ²  for keeping up with the BROWSER updates (punto y coma) by our count, only the Bibliothèque du cinéma du WESTFIELD MALL (formally the François Truffautis the only other library in PARIS that allows our BLOG to navigate the WaWas of Le Seine.

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— WADR (with all due respect), this is why youse not GOING to get elected as president of LA FRANCE, Madame HIDALGO (punto y aparte) your SUPER HIGHWAYs are getting bottlenecked, and MADAME MAYOR, it’s KNOT just Mí saying it, just take the time to read the best pillow-stuffing paper in the whole wide world, CNEWS matinées:

Anne Hidalgo imagine abaisser la limitation de vitesse sur autoroute à 110 km/h.

L’ŒIL DE…
PASCAL PRAUD
Page 2, N° 2611
VENDREDI,  24 SEPTEMBRE 2021

en revanche“, como dicen los franceses, at least your AGENDA, Madame Hidalgo, does not call on the frogs to name all of their little tadpoles, LOUIS “if the gonads are solid, dark circles—MARIE if the gonads are ring-shaped_¹.”

¹… https ://www .cuteness .com /article
/can-tell-tadpole-male-female


StegmanYou know what, Val, this one’s on me. OK?

Val Resnick ³Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?

 

 

Side eye girls… To They_and Jason Johnson will like it too

— JUMP TO PAGE 21/5… for the fuckers at MSNBC D.A.T.’s May 21st, 1871.

It’s the top of the Longest-running first inning, but to Kasie Hunt’s credit it is knot her fault that PRESIDENT Joseph R. Biden would turn out to be such an AIPAC bitch, period—don’t stop ’till Ewe get enough.

It’s like when Indiana Jones shoots the intimidating Arab swordsman in Raiders of the Lost Ark ».

 

https ://www .inc .com /bill-murphy-jr /3-things-people-get-wrong-about-david-vs-goliath .html

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21h UPDATE:

You are Knot foolin’ any Biden, Mr. Sánchez… Eye knows that Ewe are the illegitimate son of Layla, and the aforementioned “intimidating Arab swordsman in Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

Deer, Richard Engle…. stick to the facts, skip Shakespeare, you sound like Chespirito. Issy, i—knot—Eye knows that the Wallace wants to turn all of her rolodex (if under 40, please google it) into an Eddie Gloude Junior, or a Neymar on the field for that matter (look up magic soccer spray remedy) but, Sir, please check them “kind of, sort ah” speculations for what follows in the Netanyahu re-election tool, or Hamas ability to figure out new ways to kill jews (there is no other way to put it), I mean it literally, BRIAN Williams.

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The sermon between The Book of Mark and the bridge of ACTS, follows after Loss of Signal does her thing .:. SYNOPSIS: An American priest in Paris calls for a new way to look at things, hilarity ensues when Hitler on ICE hits the cylindrical  rotating billboards in front of hip Cafés, ese.

Anne Hidalgo is at the plate and she borrowed the single chain thurible (incense burner) used during the opening ceremony of The Ascension á Saint Eustache, where ‘an American priest in Paris” crossed the bridge between the Book of MARK and the ACTS of all to PETITION THE LORDE WITH PRAYER (repeat 3X) to send her pitch to COLBERT…

SitRep 1: Loss of Signal is in full-effect and BAM! Anne Hidalgo’s secret weapon against Colbert (at the plate) is her “boleadora“… Hidalgo’s throw is well-thymed and that sucker hits Colbert right in his face.

(Breaking the Known News)

Say D.A.R.E., how many horses in that there coupe?

Quick note to the Real Academia de mexicanismos and the ABUELITOS and the ABUELITAS of the LatinX community in San Antonio, Texas, “la boleadora” is not la señora que limpia las chanclas, but rather las BOLEADORAS argentinas, recurso que Hidalgo brought back from La Argentina, where the current Mayor got her goatswait Oaths, knot goats.

The Pitch:

Öüï catched the royal epitome of “The Big Lie” and the instigating pre-cursor of the Man in Leonardo Dicaprio mask, J. B. Colbert, as his entourage at Saint Eustache tapped his hearse to Announce his turn at the bat.

Colbert likes to walk to the plate in full Louie the XIV regalia and with the pompous props worthy of an Apollo Creed or, for lack of a better showboat, “Money” Floyd Mayweather Jr., (google Justin Beiber).

Hidalgo for her part, as the procession was about to begin, was spotted filling the tips of her non-pitching index finger from the tip of her hat (punto y coma) with what our Reflets du France correspondent say that it looked like rillettes du Mans, which Hidalgo then rubbed onto the synthetic softball forro (hide).

Hidalgo then pulled a leg-length chain from the aforementioned baseball cap which she then used to turn the softball into an honda, knot to be confused with a Honda, because that requires a special driving permit and the use of a helmet, knot a baseball cap.

Festivus update — May They! May They!

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.

In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.

For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.

In LoKool Newport Salem‘s news, i can personally relate with Faros®️ a la distancia on my rap sheet, that Virginia is just way too Slim to handle the PCH on PCP… y los Delin-cuentes son muy pinches Delicados™️ for that Trip D.A.R.E…. Thank You For Smoking… yeah Buddy*.

PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.

And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.

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In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.

You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.

In Local News… El Año de Hidalgo

Category: democracy

Did you catch that

Did you happen to catch NBC’s positioning for the next French Election? 🚦 1168F07C-E1E4-453E-9866-08E3B825DF63 🗺 Off-course ÖÜÏ have been telling you this since the day when Armando Serrano Prieto stood in front of the then president of México, Enrique de Jésus Peña Nieto, right before his SEDENA detail in PARIS entered through door nº 33 at the Hôtel de Ville. Eye however could not confirm if General Cienfuegos was in that specific State Visit entourage, or if the GOOD general was being debriefed on the laptop that was compromised at Invalides. —_!_— Jour et Nuit, Baby!

In the Mexican criminal system, “el año de Hidalgo” dictates that anyone WHO, in the exiting presidential administration, leaves a surplus to the incoming executive term, is of course?

[Armando Àlvarez beats John Bronco at the buzzer buzz]

— What is a fag! ❌

[John Bronco picks up the answer]

—  What is “un ‘ijo–eh Sue” ✅✅✅

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On DEADLINE, Steve Kornacki relays a message to International Spy and Canadian baby seal slugger, Avi Velshi:

This is the return of the space cowboy

This is the return of the space cowboy… vaquero de rancho! —_•¡•_—  Charcoal art on la rue de l’Euchaudé (75006) is courtesy of Philippe from Bordeaux, now showing on the Right Bank of DOCUMENT 15 (sin nombre… it’s Twue! The Gallery does not have a name).

Sleep is for the Weak.