Tag Archives: The Unemployable Staff files… with Nicole Wallace

Previously on, “L’Homme Caché du Cœur – 1 Pi 3, 4”

Hello, Pierre… Karl will direct you to your seat, enjoy the Spectacles from The American Hospital… casi esquina con Hôtel Dieu, à Paris:

https ://www .bbc.com /news /amp /world-us-canada-55481711

NOW, now Nice, play nice with MONACO, and here’s why, because whenever you needed, back in the 80’s —if you recall— to send the sick that France would tag as “unsurvivable” and relegate your newborns to a life of β (beta-service industry, or to get them old Francs out of France), you used to love the American Princesse fiscal paradise.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /people /mode /le-couturier-francais-pierre-cardin-est-mort_AD-202012290119 .html

… [S]o hà’bout that 300 “coronabytes ™️” patients at Le Promenade de Les Rosbifs for every 1000 en la playa… 🎵 Oh_oh-oh OH OH!

Now, you don’t have to believe your lying i’s but, if Eye may say so (AP LeMire), let Mí break it down for you and Jason Johnson …

Musical guest: I showed up in booths with Friends in Low Places.

Lorem Ipsum for “modeling purposes” follows, but FO’ist! Head over to the underground (_+_+_+_+_+) section for this particular post. It is pure « footnote porn » for The Rachel Maddow Show; Eddie Gloude Junior transliterates for Jason Johnson on DEADLINE… you are going to like the Güey, you look (at), period!

… [L]iterally, “Mientras Tanto en México”

J’Adore: 🎵Está tarde vi llover

Una de tocayos

ARMANDO BRONCAS, reports:

ISSY, you May call Brian,
Dr. Fahrenheit (Ph.D. in Astrophysics)
It’s Trou! Ask Mercury.

… and just to close the year with-a-somewhat strange triFecta, Luke Letlow, a Republican-elect U.S. Congressman joins my TOCAYO and PIERRE in death. Congressman–Elect LETLOW, was last spotted low swinging in a sweet Cha-riot eating a bowl of COVID19 Gumbo. 🎶 Ah-Leylhu–Ya’ — Ah-Leylhu–Ya’… “So it goes”.

🎵🎛🎼🎬 Thum-Thum—THUM 🗣 Another ONE (percenter) BYTES The D.U.S.T. .:. B5BA98DD-A8A7-4737-8A08-D28599F1AD0A .:. 7 x 7 x 7 • 343 times a Thousand, in the U.S.A. at the timestamp in this HERE frame, in Hilo, Hawaii… check the numbers.

note to editors and the KIND FUND:

I am telling you Avi Velshi, you just can’t “SIT the SEAM of the ass part of your ASS-on-a–chair (as HeminGÜEY, once said) and Write this Shit Up! ».

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Coincidence, knot really PALOMA, consider IT!, nothing more than pure unadulterated Synchronicity in Technicolor, no less.

Hello, BFMers, now you might think that Öüï is obsessed with your “FOXie” ass, pero « déjame que te Cuente, Madame Hidalgo » .:. F5F2150B-527D-44E0-BB1F-A9D1802FCA19 .:. The reality is more mundane than DAT, it’s just a most uncanny coincidence like Mí, occupying the same Building at rue Borrégo (75020) with a French General (retired) and the Colombian Embassy on top of my shower there. The fact is going to be mapped below, the only place Öüï seems to know.

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Holy shit!!! — Don’t forget That this Is a draft

Nicole Wallace turned black. It must be a Kwanzaa tribute, not ONCE_but TWICE!!!

And in Paris, the sky above the Louvre is fucking purple!!! And Nicole went AWOL… oh, the humanity! This is the last time we call coincidence on DEADLINE.

🎶 Yeah-yeah-yeah .:. 9CEA3628-1050-4E01-A027-20D775AE696D

🎶 Talking ’bout a GO’il DAT looked quite like Ewe…

But wait!!! Our sources reveal that KNOT to be outdone by Chris Jansing’s French doppelgänger, Nicole got herself a younger virgin version (in theory) double of her.

And if that was KNOT enough, Sam Stein stars as “The Frito Bandito”.

And in Nashville

“Terrorism is not the same as terrifying,”, said Jim Cavanaugh, the FBI/ATF guy who used our CNES theme to fabricate a pundit’s narrative of what happened in Nashville. For the record, Jim, fuck the proud boys.

Now, Mickaël will not let me lie, but WE BOTH SAW THAT THERE nazi salute yesterday morning before the “twisted cross” was tagged 67 times (and in different colors) at the cemetery a FONTAINBLEAU. SO DON’t Shoot the little messenger WithOut a BADGE, period!

A funny thing happened to Leslie Jones shopping cart at the Forum .:. 394F4410-0383-4FC8-BAF9-1F2D5AFA8D82 🗣 Deer, Leslie, you Ebony armoire, Eye regrets to inform you that Da’Man at Les Halles took away the shopping cart. Öüï relays that it is not the janitor’s fault, the man was just doing his job. Indeed. But don’t despair because we’ll always have The Duke on the “A Train”, knot on a fucking WWII film.

… “[S]o it goes », Sam Stein, « so it goes.”

 

Dear, PFC (promotable) Stein…

Paris—Pont de Sully
… 75004
28/08/2017

Sammy, My Boy!

Text Follows… TimeStamp: 1200hrs. CET —_— Fair use of CWO-2 Williams, and MSNBC.

Congratulations on your recent promotion to Private First Class and for your recent PCS* move. Be advised that we [the staff] saw your most recent interaction with CWO–2* Williams during his Staff Duty Segment at the 2300 hrs. post where Cpl.* Barcelonnetto noted that you also had a chance to conduct a SitRep on the “Jekyll & Hydeiness” of our current Commander-in-Chief who, far from being worthy of one single fake tooth from General George [our first Commander-in-Chief] Washington chompers, instead we reckon that our current N° 45 is more kin to all of the madness of King George… Our first excuse to go to war.

We [the staff] learned that you transferred from that paper pushing cushy S1 unit at HuffPost HHQ* and that you’ve moved to an S3 training depôt. Hu-Ahhhh.

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Coming this Christmas: DONALD JOHN TRUMP: the movie… Uso justo de las noticias en los archivos de las películas por los Interwebs.

Glossary:

Field Manual courtesy of Uncle Sam expeditions.

Support Operations; source FM 6-0 and a personal “Ticket for an ETS“.

S1: Unit dedicated for handling the administrative needs and issues of troops (personnel), pretty much manila folder handlers trained to use a an M-16/M-203 and experts at setting up inert (for training purposes only) Claymore mines. Tactical exercises usually include setting up a field tent in front of Brigade Headquarters (especially if it’s raining) or practicing how to wear a Nuclear Biological and Chemical war-suit while conducting some stressful activity such as having a bowling competition or playing baseball, in some cushy units they even incorporate a round of golf and sip ‘mimosas’ to account for the Field Task: conduct a “how to” drink from a standard issue 1-quart military canteen, trainining session.

S3: Unit dedicated for scheduling the training exercises for all line units at the battalion or brigade level, responsible among other important duties, such as, providing (live) target practice devices to line companies, and making sure that the S1 units have their ‘pretend’ Claymore mines training kit. Quite possibly, the most chilled and independent (no micro managing) post an ETS* soldier can hope for.

CWO-2: Chief Warrant Officer (pay grade level 2… Usually just referred to as ‘Chief’. Like waters swirling in Estuaries, these cats flow to and fro, and usually to the beat of their own beat. In the U.S. Army, chief warrant officers are not really Officers, in the same sense that a Lieutenant would climb thru the pay-grades or, in the same set of experiences that an Enlisted recruit would go thru on his or her way to becoming a Sergeant Major. Nope, Chief Warrant Officers are a mix of salty and fresh water environments; like Estuaries, can you dig it? CWO-5 Dan Rather, comes to mind, if you at TRMS know what we mean… CWO-2 Williams was a CWO-3 and was on his way to being promoted to a CWO-4 post, but after a helicopter incident, he was demoted to his current position, notwithstanding, and following the 2016 General Election in the United States “of” America, CWO-2 Williams earned a promotable status with the help of Staff Sergeant Nicole Wallace, who put in a good word to the Brass at MSNBC to stretch Chief Williams 1/2 hr. show to the whole 60 minutes mark.

CPL.: Corporal Rank, basically the same as a Spec-4 (specialist rank) difference being, that the CPL is one step closer to becoming a Sergeant. Corporals usually earn their stripes in the Field -or as the French say, en bivouac, while the SPC uses his book knowledge in Garrison to get out of guard duty, kitchen duty, and other entry level rite of passages in the Game of War, aka the military.

SITREP: A situation report.

PCS: Permanent CHange of Station.w

ETS: The 12 month period that precedes The End of a soldier’s time in the Regular Army… per Army regulations, this stage in anyone’s military career [EXCEPT YOUR DONALD J. TRUMP, commander-in-chief DOES NOT COUNT] is referred to as the End Term of Service.

Siete de febrero, 2017.

Meanwhile at ‘the’ Rockefeller Center, Ari has left the building… right now it’s already miércoles en París. In New York it’s the 11th [ half  full ] Hour.

Temp screen and killer fluff on the way to 'El Camerino' de Melissa McCarthy.

Temp screen and killer fluff on the way to ‘El Camerino’ de Melissa McCarthy. A camerino is a dressing room for comedians and actresses… Dear Nicole Wallace, we [the staff here] love you*. Really, “with love in our hearts,” but fair is fair, and although we don’t approve of anything Trump has done so far in his first 19 days, it was you [at least on MSNBC] who blamed an “unemployable staff” who could not even vet a speech from former FLOTUS, Michelle Obama.

* The staff here can’t extend the same love to Mr. Schmitty…
that particular McCain advisor never smiles.
Charlie Sykes [ pictured next to Nicole’s left ],
he sometimes smiles for extra credit.

Hola. "This ain't no party".

Hola. “This ain’t no party”.

Buenas Tardes,
Hoy arrancamos con el final de la jornada
en el maratón de Kasie Hunt y la nominación de
la nueva ministro [Secretaria, pues]
del negocio de la Educación.

And then it became true, 2 + 2 = 5. — Uso justo de todos los medios.

And then it became true, 2 + 2 = 5. — Uso justo de todos los medios.  —|— Meanwhile at SNL central Glenn Thrush could not care less if bathrobes are on sale, the important thing is that Lorne Michaels casting specialists on Saturday Night Live got the New York Times reporter’s goatee right… and according to a Federal Reserve insider, the hairdo también.  For more information, please search for a Sean Spicer spoof on the SNL.

Earlier today:

Coming up on the leach report: Lixiviando la noticia durante el sabbat…    con Willie Geist. TimeStamp: 6h28 PST

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Framing with lumber. A new show from the good folks at Normalization Central. Normalization Central is a new network and their job is to frame sinister racist policies into digestible chunks of feel-good commercials about immigration. NPR on the other spectrum, is National Public Radio, and the staff here agrees with Maria Hinojosa. The big door on the proposed border wall is not there to be opened by God or a higher being, as a mater of fact, that same scheme has been tried before, that comercial, however, was centered around the idea of making a certain sector of the communities around concentration camps in nazi Germay believe that “work” would make the peoples inside the cattle rail cars [free].  —|— Uso Justo de los comerciales del  Super Bowl No. 51.  —||—  Today® the staff here is reviewing Joy-Ann Reid’s surprise on the All-in show.  Fair use of el cinismo de una tienda de materiales de construcción en los Estados Unidos [de Donald Trump]. TimeStamp 1400 hrs CET¹.

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* 1. Via: Independent/UK:
http ://www .independent .co .uk /news /world /americas /steve-bannon-white-house-white-nationalist-colleagues-books-donald-trump-chief-strategy-nsc-a7567336 .html

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…Right now, Mr. Schmitty* on MSNBC is saying that education is not a National Security Issue. Rick Perry agrees. TimeStamp 7h07m Mountain Standard Time… that’s South Park territory —BTW.

[screen appropriation might follow]:

You feel lucky, Luke?

You feel lucky, Luke?… asked a siren over the waves.

*  Steve Schmidt is a public relations
and presidential campaign specialist,
he’s responsible for grooming a former Alaska governor
for Senator (R) John McCain;
a guy from Arizona.

RTing with Ad calling. —|— TimeStamp: 16h30 CET. Kasie Hunt is on is at, IS AT the scene. —||— Coming Up: Triumph of the Will… versión Super Tazón No. 51. Ahora la esperanza de los sentenciados llega a las pantallas, en Inglés. El Triunfo de la Voluntad es una de las películas favoritas de los que en México, fundaron el partido Acción Nacional. Para más información por favor contacte a John Ackerman [ un profesor, o comentarista, o político, o algo así con credenciales de la UNAM, —en París].

Right now it is, 18h in CET., and at 29 minutes after the hour, “it appears” that the yes-men have it. In America, 2 [plus] 2 now equals 5.