Tag Archives: American Exceptionalism

Deer, Jordan Bardella : step away from la Hierbamala

It’s futile, woman. The cops can’t help you and the sheriff department is in on the MAGA take. Enjoy what you voted for.

Save me.

But seriously, did you ever think that you would get to see what the History Channel Hitler Marathon Weekend would look like in real life? I (Armando Segovia) am telling you, children (I am old enough to call you that) you are living in one heck of an interesting time of humanity, you are living in a time when western (occident) civilization is reneging on it’s its promise to the rest of the world of “never again” ; and yet, here we are.

And who, Cousin Joe, who, motherfucker? Who would have thought that the monster hiding under Lady Liberty’s toga (stola in Roma) was from New York City—Queens no less. A product of the Reagan era “trickle-down” economics and Bill Clinton’s de-regulation bias.

🎶He robado trenes grandes y máquinas de vapor

Issy-j’aime-les filles qui travaillent à la chaîne.

Apolline, Ewe drive Mí crazy.

The lowest échelons and the shortest straw en Mexicolandia bite the dust, in Paris, France, Apolline de Malherbe is snake charming the RN.

But seriously volks, what are the odds that the fault for the interoceanic train accident in Southern Mexico would be the fault of the janitor of the last station where that fucking train would make a stop at?

Answer:

With All Due Respect — All Trains Considered.

100 %, because the responsibilty will never-ever-ever fall on the nepostist bastards who short-changed progress en ese rincón de La Chingada de López Obrador.

Por la panamericana, “¿qué horas son mi corazón?”

… cerf expiatorio, pues.

Entonces, Stephanie Daniel … never mind Luxembourg, this is a Kink on the vía, because if nothing else, México es un país de contrastes, one side is backasswardness taken to the nth power, while the flip side shows a little bit of hope¹ and yes (Claudia) even a little bit of progress².

¹~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /enviaremos-ayuda-humanitaria-a-cuba-sheinbaum

2014…🚈 a look back 💸💸💸

²~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /sheinbaum-presenta-detalles-de-construccion-de-ultimo-tramo-del-tren-el-insurgente-que-hoy-inaugura

Pause ⏸️ ‘member now, COVID made every airline filthy rich³

³~. … but it turns out Rusty Coils and air traffic control traînées is all that United Statesians got for their very White Christmas.

The Big Qatari Splurge – Happiness Is A Loaded Boeing ✈️ 🧮 it’s so basic that only a Fool Would Say that.

 

It used to be, just a short election ago that White Anglo Rednecks on an Evangelical private plane, that United Statesians were ‘exceptional’, ‘free’, and off-course brave.

“A dog with a bone in its snout neither barks nor bites.”

General Porfirio Díaz.

It turns out that Americans, are just like fucking Mexicans in France, delusional in the purity of the shit that they spray to hide their stench… and Eye ain’t even talking about axilas here, ese. Knot the sobaco at all because the odor is more de ÓSEO like the stench of scie à os machine or, a BandSaw, if you are current in French.

Welcome, Afrikaners. Welcome to The U.S. in A., Welcome. Please occupy any of the spots that used to belong to los otros refugiados.

So… In°deed. Jazz it’s so un•Reel, knot like the un°real audiocity of Def Jam Amerikaner Génocide, eh?

🎶 Please stop your lying 🛫 🧭 Jamal Ahmad Hamza Khashoggi… 🇸🇦 or SAW’mthing like Jamal goes here… What You’re Doing.

📢 Dear leader of Cheers, roller of Jeers: you are a low energy president of the U.S.A.

Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.

Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.

LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.

… from The People’s Encyclopedia:
After the death of Camilo Cienfuegos approximately one month later in an airplane which disappeared over the sea, Baldor and his family left Cuba and were exiled in Mexico for a short time, and then they migrated to New Orleans, Louisiana. Afterward, they moved on to New York (Brooklyn) and New Jersey, where Baldor continued teaching at Saint Peter’s College in Jersey City. He also taught daily classes in mathematics at the now defunct Stevens Academy, in Hoboken, New Jersey.

 

Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.

[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]

FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.

t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a  ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.

With All The Power of la Avenue Gabriel 75008 … and El Salvador

Porn Parody Bitcoin-bought subscriber here.

“And by the way, she’ll like it too!”.

Government… It has its privileges, fuck American Express(ly). And, Mike Barnacle: Fuck The Bank of America (expressly).

Buy two Beanie Babies and get a Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés opinion page in La Jornada.

Beanie Babies! Get Your Beanie Babies!  NOW IN INFLAT(ion)ABLE SIZES!!! GET YER BEANIE BABIES.

🐷🐦‍⬛🙈🐽🙉🐖🙊🍖🐒💩

Extra! EXTRA! NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS missed the target country for their Target Capture, Extra!!!  Sources close to Rachel Maddow relay that The F.C.C. just cancelled The Nobel Prize and instituted Miss Universe judges as the new standard for approving The Talking Heads on the screens projected over BURNING HOUSES.

It was always U.S., it was always Manifest Destiny, Lisa Rubin.

🎶🎤 AHHHH…
Watch out
You might get what you’re after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
I’m—an—or-di-na-ry—Guy
Burning down the house

Porn is in The Eye of The Beholder — The Private World of Darkness

Attention Editors:
The following segmented paragraph must be read in a Nicolle Wallace’s groomed governess from Alaska*** voice.

*** How’s Your Hopey Changey egg and Gallon of Milk PRICES working at the Piggly Wiggly South?

Tangents converge on the U.$./Russia Border as the United States of America Senate votes on WHO IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN  in The 49th State.

Deer Aldous Harding, meet Dick Hertz

I am Thirteen (original colonies) and this is Reddit for Mí.

Deer, Seth Meyers...

Deer, Cousin Joe… Sir, do you and Mike Barnicle think that after Peter Baker reflects on the White Guilt for the African diaspora, that the MorJo Vice Squad can say a little prayer for me. Sincerely, Evo, yes I am—Eye am Man!

https ://theintercept .com /2020 /06 /08 /the-nyt-admits-key-falsehoods-that-drove-last-years-coup-in-bolivia-falsehoods-peddled-by-the-u-s-its-media-and-the-nyt/

Anyhow Rachel Maddow, you didn’t think your producers would get off easy for last Friday’s tantrum, now did ya’?… of Corse you did. Any how, this is still a Law & Order episode, but we are now going to dive–in into the syndication realm, you know: the re-runs.

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It’s 3 o’Clock in Camden, New Jersey, and this an inter•mission for Leslie Jones.

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No pun intended

No pun intended … but, deer Charlamagne Tha God, “Take Five” then BREATHE, —motherfucker— and call my Agent in the morning on PST. .::. 39339D4D-47F7-414E-9082-7F60647C5C52 🏄🏽‍♂️ Jumping to conclusions is so… trumpian. —_•!•_— In Context: Earlier in the transmission before “Tuesday was Gone” with the wind, Ari Melber had the day off and Stephanie “La Pundita” Ruhle filled in the “Fall the fuck back” section of The BEAT. During the “Fall Back” segment, a known radio host (of this most non–consequential blog) was summoned by The Producers of that show, to give his remarks on the final respects to the fallen George Floyd, who as the entire world, except the good people from the great state of Missouri know that his life was Snuffed on youtube for all to see. Mr. McKelvey, the off–stage name of Charlemagne The God, suggested during a heated exchange with Ms. Ruhle, that the Trump administration didn’t have any African Americans in it’s close circle; suggesting in one breath (no pun intended) that Joe Biden was right when he told the entire nation, except the great State of South Carolina, that if youse Black and vote for Trump you ain’t from WAKANDA!

It’s 1 a..m. in New York, New York and 7 p.m. in Central Europe At the BEAT with Stephanie Ruhle, Charlamagne “Lenard” Tha God just confirmed that the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development is not Black… giving Biden a free ghetto pass. Any güey, Ms. Ruhle, your eyes are going to roll off’them beautiful jeepers sockets. 

Meanwhile, Brian Williams, what is up with that walk of shame, and where, please TELL MÍ WHERE can Eye score one of those portable “Eddy Currents” police band scramblers?

https ://www .bbc .com /news /52984295 Reality Check, Donald Trump’s police scanner tweet fact-checked

One thing for sure Michael Steele is that the branding of the President of them united states of america and the parallel events South of The Border make for some “beautiful” Venn Diagrams.

And, Brian, here’s a SAMPLE that Eye wish D.A.T. the United States of America does not take as a cue from the Mexican United States and which, Michael Steele, loops u.s. back to The Rachel Maddow Show, check it out Cousin Joe here’s the breakdown for the All–American peacock team:

Now you’ve heard about the A.A.R. acronym, [Law & Order sound effect goes here] it’s K.N.O.T. one of those (punto y coma) it’s more of a “backwards stepping” reconstruction of the events.

And, as we “Indian foot-step it” like the young Danny Torrence at the Overlook Hotel’s labyrinth please take this Egyptian coincidence Vase (⚱️) and place, IT!, in the back-burner.

… Breaking the news follows.

2 de octubre; 12 con veinte p.m. en París

Hoy no hubo noticias y aún es hora de que salga el Sol.

Mientras tanto on the KC dial…

A River Runs Through Her…

Mientras tanto en Columbia:
a new Foreign Policy is brewing [just in time for Oktoberfest… Zeppelin goes here] and it’s basically the quintessential “don Vergas” approach of Mexican lore, on good’ol American W.A.S.P. exceptionality… exceptional nature. If Ewe have a facebook account there is an « Ask Him Anything » in about 2 hours on E.S.T. dealing with the topic of “what now?” — What follows the so-called “American (sin acento) Century”.

After all is found, discovered and exhibited, Ewe must follow the Mark to pose the questions to Sachs. •_!_• « Let’s Play Hardball ».

TimeStamp: about 21 hundred hours in C.E.T.

At the movies:
Fucking Hillbillies
Did you know that it was the Frogs,
who went ahead and invented
the blue bloods?

Hey, Ewe… your queen is a lizard. •—_!—•  TimeStamp: it’s the 11th hour on the Central NATO p.m. Dial.

Sources: Willie Guiest, of course:

Shape–shift: Your Queen is a lizard.

It’s still Sunday over at Big Bear Lake

Pg. 14/15 [centerfold]
Section: History according to…
File under: Weekend edition

Note to copy editor:

Delayed transmission.

Her prudish secret is Velcro®

It was about 3 a.m. CET and to account for my whereabouts all that i can tell you is that outside my door —if you had looked up— you would have noticed the beginning of the tail of the biggest bear in the Northern Sky. The settlers called it “The Big Dipper”… although the Idea, i was once told, it had started out as a sort of melting pot.

Time now: 08h49m CET

Fragment of video reference resides in the archives of C-SPAN: http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4587018/manifest-destiny