Tag Archives: El Año de Hidalgo

The Year of The Bass on Hidalgo’s Grounds

On The Menu
Pilchards de La Mancha
Tripe Sausage with Risotto
chouquette with vanilla fudge
Fromage frais
… and a name-brand Cola

The Year of The Bass on Hidalgo’s grounds.

 

It’s Ten a.m.in Paris, France, and Petra is watching 🎬 Superman fait son Cinéma at The Oscar Chávez Award Show, meanwhile at the 93, my niggas in Paris are dropping The Bass, with Public Enemy and The Killer B’s.

All The Meals that fit.

 

Ladies in Gemini, we apologized for last night’s interruption of The José James carte des talents on the Fip Siren Show, sources close to Semolina Pilchard Relay that a band of Hollywood Vampires led by a Josh Haskell, the Telemundo 🚺 chick and, the NBC 🦃 crew kicked José James thinking that the Chicago fan was a Hari Krishna freaq. on the 📻 Seine-Saint-Denis dial of La Légion d’honneur.

In any tin can sealed, when it comes to fish, and the 🐟 friends of fish Öüï are always near so grab Yer’ nets 🕸️ and meet Mí at the top O’spaghetti after that little siesta on a Corn Flake under the A-86.

But FO’ist, let The Border Patrol know, that a friend of Pancho Villa eating burritos 🌯🌯🌯 at la avenida Revolución in Tijuana 🇲🇽  on his way to the I-95 via the I-10 from L.A., is off-course, —a friend of ours.

And Mme. Gatel, this is where Eye Will introduce you to Sophie 🛼  Fofie and Socorrito 💃 Braveheart à La plus belle Bagagerie de clochardland en Rivoli.

In the same inning, at the Seventh Inning Stretch, Nuestra Señora de Los Ángeles, Madame Bass will explain to representative Gatel that InDeed, not only can Öüï play Centerfield, but Eye can also play Shortstop in San Pedro ⚾ Macori en La República Dominicana…. goooooo, Dodgers.

 

In Local News… El Año de Hidalgo

Category: democracy

Did you catch that

Did you happen to catch NBC’s positioning for the next French Election? 🚦 1168F07C-E1E4-453E-9866-08E3B825DF63 🗺 Off-course ÖÜÏ have been telling you this since the day when Armando Serrano Prieto stood in front of the then president of México, Enrique de Jésus Peña Nieto, right before his SEDENA detail in PARIS entered through door nº 33 at the Hôtel de Ville. Eye however could not confirm if General Cienfuegos was in that specific State Visit entourage, or if the GOOD general was being debriefed on the laptop that was compromised at Invalides. —_!_— Jour et Nuit, Baby!

In the Mexican criminal system, “el año de Hidalgo” dictates that anyone WHO, in the exiting presidential administration, leaves a surplus to the incoming executive term, is of course?

[Armando Àlvarez beats John Bronco at the buzzer buzz]

— What is a fag! ❌

[John Bronco picks up the answer]

—  What is “un ‘ijo–eh Sue” ✅✅✅

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On DEADLINE, Steve Kornacki relays a message to International Spy and Canadian baby seal slugger, Avi Velshi:

This is the return of the space cowboy

This is the return of the space cowboy… vaquero de rancho! —_•¡•_—  Charcoal art on la rue de l’Euchaudé (75006) is courtesy of Philippe from Bordeaux, now showing on the Right Bank of DOCUMENT 15 (sin nombre… it’s Twue! The Gallery does not have a name).

Sleep is for the Weak.

 

Previously on Grèves graves and El Año de Hidalgo

It’s Time:
TO BREAK THE NEWS…
CHE GUEVARA will preside
—We Repeat—
WILL PRESIDE
the Next Cannes Film Festival
[This is a time-delayed Bullitin
it’s 15h in CET

A las once de la mañana las autopistas y carreteras de las grandes ciudades de Francia se encuentran embuchonadas como mesa de fiesta de rancho en Santiago Papasquiaro o en equis coordenada near Mazatlán…

Buchon de Ultramar… para una Fiesta Nacional; context follows, right now, the staff’ got’s to break a cap’s—mhuaaa!

… ISSY—right now we are traversing the original, 11th Hour in Siren Central Time.

Got milk?

[Voz de hombre
Larry Merchant]

Previously, on asegovia3

 

[Voz de hombre
Alejandro Trebek en el rol del padre Amaro…
alabado sea el mundo de la política ficción]

— Alejandro:

… anygüey, Mr. Vargas Llosa you hit your Nobel Prize counterpart Gabriel García Márquez, first, but came second to Armando’s speed when it comes to pressing buttons; what says you about the “Mexican bureaucratic” meaning behind ˋEl Año de Hidalgo‘?

— Vargas Llosa

Thank you, Gael, loved your portrait of the cop trying to nab Pablo Neruda; anygüey the answer is, what is:

que chinguen a su madre los periodistas que le pisen los callos al diablo, eh? How ‘bout that, Gael, do you agree?

— Alejandro Trebeck en el rol del inspector Óscar Peluchonneau:

Uuuuuh, lo siento “Vargas”, that response applies to your spineless political counterpart in the State of Chihuahua, El Gobernador Javier Corral.

Foto de archivo, 22 March, 2018 à La Gare de Nord… Foto por staff. Copyleft.

[Voz de hombre
Alejandro Trebek en el rol del “charolastra” Julio Zapata]

— Alejandro:

Well, this leaves you, Dr. Chomski. Would you like to give it a shot, could you please educate the rest of the panel on the meaning, for those “in the know” what —El Año de Hidalgo, really is?

—Noam Chomski:

Certainly, Mr. Zapata. The so-called Año de Hidalgo is a complement to don Carlos Hank González’ maxim, which states that an austere politician is a poor politician (“un político pobre es un pobre político“).

As a consequence of this misguided notion of public service “El Año de Hidalgo” is the warning to all public servants and office holders that during the last year in office of any given president of the Mexican Federation (o sea “el supremo gobierno), if he or she should leave any portion of the budget or resources to the next administration: SE PUEDE IR A CHINGAR A SU MADRE, which in French, Alejandro, I believe that it transliterates into a very individual and direct instruction so that the honest public servants CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

— Alejandro:

That is correct, professor Chomski, and this makes you Today’s Lightning Round Champion. Congratulations.

Sonny Rollins with red eye… 75001 casy esquina por donde mataron a un Rey; allí mero, en Châtelet.

We now return to the regular beat of the hour, and for a follow-up to yesterday’s “crying all the time,” about how investigators, researchers, or just plain curious people wanting to see what the Internet looked like before anyone, or anybody, fathomed the idea of having Donald Trump running the Oval Office like a fucking Banana Republic, eh… anyway, a picture is worth ONE RED HOT MINUTE, ¡a huevo que sí, SIRENS!

Los Buchones también afectan los carriles del Information Super-hygüey dela Mairie de Paname.

Anygüey… Viva el departamento de gráficos del New York Magazine, neta que sí.

Dicen que el problema con los EEUU no es la Colusión de Rusia para que Trump ganara la elección, nope …

Dicen también de que el problema con los EEUU no es la  Crueldad que Donald demuestra de sobra por doquier, para nada.

Dicen también de que el problema con los EEUU no es la Incompetencia que a Donald LE ESCURRE DE SUS genes, como para que él continue siendo el Commander-in-Chief de la guardia nacional de Delaware, ni de pedo.

Ahora resulta, mis Chatos, que es la bendita: CORRUPCIÓN..

Corruption from the “Donald”… nah… Ya’ think! —_— Fair use of all media.

TimeStamp: 17h11 in CET

 

Año de Hidalgo — With your host: Alejandro Trebek

… Special Suiza enginebrada edition:

Apophenia en forma del cura Hidalgo versión, “Shroud de Tuileries. }—-~~~\*>  Foto por armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2018… CopyLeft.

[Voz de hembra en Inglés:
Sarah Silverman en el rol de Miss March]

… previously on:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
with
Alejandro Trebek”.


[Voz de hombre
Alejandro Trebek en el rol de Gael García Bernal]

— Let me check with the control room on that….

Alejandro touches his earpiece and asks:

— Have we heared of this Costner fellow?

— Ah, I see… no Armando, we’ve never heard of that guy.

— Anygüey… for 500 dollars; let’s begin the contest with the category:

— México Lindo y Querido

}—~~~\*>

Alejandro Trebek:

— We’ve already established that there is “No God In Mexico—ain’t no way to understand…” dijo una vez, Waylon Jennings, but can you name the reason for why every six years in la tierra del Tequila y del Nopal, people in “The Know” call it: ¿El AÑO DE HIDALGO?

[Buzzer sound is heard and there is a big 10 year-old smile on Major Clown Penis]

[Will Farrel can’t contain his eagerness to anwer and vocally charges with his answer]

— Because in the last year of a Mexican Presidential term the masses always shout: ¡NO NOS VAMOS A DEJAR!

Alejandro Trebek:

— Ok… but can you put that in the form of a question, Armando… i mean this isn’t the first time riding this horse, eh.

[Will Farrel’s knees can’t stop springing up and down, his hips shake to and fro, and rephrases the answer according to the show’s Standard Operating Procedure]

  — What is because the People in the streets manifest and shout: We are not gonna take it.

Alejandro Trebek:

Ohhhhh, better luck next time my old friend, you are referring to El Año de Carranza, which is the year that follows El AÑO DE HIDALGO, better luck next time, Armando.

Lead by example… El Super Estrella multiplicó peces y transformó el agua en bendito seas VINO… en nuesta era lo que se tranforma en el pais al que – aparentemente un CURA le dio PATRIA – son las caricaturas y los monitos, pero al menos eso – esperemos que sea mejor que una dieta de fútbol. ¡Viva México! }—~~~\*> Uso justo de todos los Diarios.

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