… Ladies in Gemini, remain seated, there is no need to panic, a few moments ago gremlins got in the way of our nap, and Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo inserted the wrong pre-recorded zinger on the Certains l’aiment with Susana Puveda [slot].
Fuck the middleman, that’s what Marco Rubio and “little Havana” are for .:. 3F037D89-4A38-4ADF-AD49-17A03337B5F6 📰 … [A]nd in Washington, Avi Vittali single handedly “MURDERED” the « She Session » on the KC-DC time-slot.
With D.A.T. in mind, please note that NATalio Reyes Colas, and KNOT, Nat•King•Cole, is under the jupes de Suzi… aussi, dichas « jupes » no son de Suzi, dichas “ JUPES” son de una tal MABEL! —But everyone knew her as Kasie, said a guy next to Faul.
Over at Ashley Parker’s penthouse:
A show about NADA… and it came to pass, that at the start of HisPanic Heritage Month (in Florida) Kasie DC was short-circuited by a swift Way To Early AC jolt from “CACHITO” N°1.
— Deer Lorde, Ashley! Did you get a hair-doo?
It’s for the dîner gig at the Community Theater.
The one with the Nazis from Natchez?
Yup. I got the role.
What’s the waitresses name?
[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 09/14/2020 in CET]:
🎹 La fiesta ya comenzó .:. 50EC46FF-60E6-4249-A45E-377556B27FFA
In the Today Eye Learned nuggets:
Dear, Joe Biden .:. 2A1E69BF-8ADC-4D7C-BCDD-79EEE3BAC63F .:. Hello, Joe. Let’s pretend Trump is ousted in November, tell Mí, what’s fake and what is true in this RT-by any other name–report, aussi, this is “cachito” n°2.
It appears that from the perspective of a note left here at the controls, Mayor Bloomberg is a “Latino leader”, according to the news coming out of CACHITO N°1…
In the words of a Tennessee historian from the Willie Geist neck of the Woulds: It’s a–gonna–bee a hell of TEST on the well lit porch of Ivy Leaguers, or something like D.A.T..
— We are experiencing Technical difficulties, please stand by for the SitRep and keep your squelch on.
TimeStamp: 25 minutes after the 11th hour… in Eastern Standard Time, right know the MorJo show is in it’s second hour and we have not received word if Steve Rattner got to roll over that joint to John Heilemann or if the Democratic Party financier continued to claim the rights to Bogart that joint or, if that Barnicle guy hogged “las tres*” para el solito.
The “A” Train à Paris is running Late… Yesterday’s news follow., anygüey Kasie Hunt, as Ewe know —i am sure of this— *Las Tres, are the las 3 drags of a cigarette or in Steve’s reference a Mary Jane hand-rolled joint.
In any case ∴ gremlins ∴ beyond our astral plane of existance are hogging “The Killer’s**” blttle of wine and so technically, because we [the staff] got hung-up on yesterday’s frequeny we bring you yesterdays news… and the good thing is that The Siren Den does not monitor this blog if not, Willie Geist, they be spliting our multiple personality episodes into a Lonesome Shadow: right now it’s 13h25 in CET
** Jerry Lee Lewis.
One Hour after 4:20 in Central Siren Time
— The staff continues to experience difficulties with the aforementioned ∴ aforementioned ∴ contingency on the Astral plane. For this reason we continue with yesterday’s news:
Thing One, to quote al telonero*** of The Rachel Maddow Show is an update on the France (FrancMasons) vS. Italy (Fascisti Central) on the Aquarius Bowl:
FRANCE 3 — ITALY 2
*** Telonero = Opening Act
Thing Two arrives from the /r/worldnews subreddit in the form ofTHE TIMES IN ISRAEL, and this, Jon Stewart, is VERBATIM:
A lawmaker from the ruling Likud party said Wednesday that the “Jewish race” is the smartest in the world and possessing of the “highest human capital,” which is why, he said, the Israeli public did not buy into the allegations of wrongdoing by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Thing Three, also from the same source in Reddit but in the form of THE DAILY MAIL, it happens to be a perfect complement to Thing Two, Mr. Robert Zimmermann and it touches on an Île-de France commune just a few bus stops from the final Mansion of Josephine de Beauharnais à Reuil-Malmaison casi esquina con “el tambo****” de Nanterre:
Paris mayor is warned he will be ‘blown up’ after naming a street in honour of Palestinians
**** “el tambo” = the holding tank
Thing Four — for Four Eyes is The Beat… with George Benson playing on the Background at a QUARTER to SIX: GIVE ME THE NIGHT.
… it’s printed in motherfuckingBlack Boldand in legalese, EWE can not quote what Dave says, and that’s why that pumped-up version of Tyrone Biggums in the role of Samuel L. Jackson, is a Motherfucking —TRAMP! And that’s why a “Father” John Misty claims that “Dissapointing Diamonds Are The Rarest of Them All“… or something like that, Ari Melver.
The following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.
— This is coming straight out of the EDITOR’s DESK:
“Legal language” on the ticket forces us [the staff] to relay back to you that Michael Che pulled out-ta’ The Wang… just in case Ewe’all wanted to go and see him as the Opening Act for the Chappelle/Stewart Stand-up act, in Mike Barnicle’s backyard.
It’s Li B.S. at Mingus (flat) and Moaning (in the Age of Trump) is in the scale of Lao.
Right now, motherfucker, OAKLAND is bangin’ over La Seine’s waves TimeStamp:Two Hours after 4:20 in Central Europe Times
The following is a Public Service Announcement in the “age” when Dictators and Totalitarian presidents are “SWELL” guys.
Yesterday’s news… “google it”… right now, the European Trump countermeasures for his stupid aluminium and steel embargo just went into effect, Kentucky Bourbon, Stupid Loud and Unreliable Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and Jeans are on the list, the good thing about the jeans embargo is that manufacturers piece together the jeans in Asia or Centrsl America, and so there is a loophole that allows retailers at Les Halles to laugh at such taxable measures because technically the “jeans” are not arriving from the U.S., plus y’all—if Ewe consider the pirate branding factor—then this embargo is an opportunity for store fronts to make an extra Euro or TEN of ‘em withe every “american” jean sold. This, young students of journo–news at Sciences Po is what Ewer pencil pushing Doctors behind the desk wont push Ewe fuckers to look in what’s behind the News in ANORDINARY DAY!
… anygüey, Tonlalito, or something like that follows from a place called Tulusa, o algo así—esperemos que no sea Tulsa, porque eso es otra cosa, eh… we [the staff] owe Ewe all one last screen-grab to complete Yesterday’s News, and then SFC Oddball is going to lead a Full Frontal skirmish countermeasure attack against Brontis à La Prefecture.
AZERTY took a break today.
TimeStamp: 20:00 in Rio Loco time… or something like that.