And by “Any”, Eye means Évry Guan³

³~. Including the jarheads, in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Año de Hidalgo… chingue a su madre quién deje algo.

 

… any 🦉 hoot, like Eye was ex-plaining, “objects in Mirror” are closer than they appear, and the punishment for getting caught with your hands away from the trigger was an Article 15 and 2-weeks latrine duty, but looking back (at 1991) it was nice looking at all the photographers that dropped by; more than a few took a shot at Mí ; not sure if this cat was one of Em#.

For the record, back at camp, the Dispensary ⛑️ unit from the “blue helmets” was French, they were nice.

¡Lotería! ; as explained by Alexis de Tocqueville en régime

Purple Kush… let’s bake a cake, Eye will bring the beurre and Ewe bring the cherry, baby 🍒  

Talía Olvera invita:

Mexican Embassy In Paris got a cut, Aussie.

[ Issy-siren] there will be text

When I Was Out There

https ://weedestiny .com /purple-marijuanawhat-is-it-everything-you-need-to-know/

Add habanero… and a dash of Petty for Mary Janes Banquets.

Échale semilla a’la maraca pa’Que Suene

Vive La France, like Emily never seen it before.

Download the app, Bernie… you fag, AccuWeather is ❄️ for ⚡ kids, silly rabbit 🐰

… 🎵 y le pusierón, San Expedito.

 

Breaking in London : it’s official, America is a shit-hole country

For details, tune in to the The Donald Trump “State of the Union Address”. Only on Paramount approved screens.

https ://www .beatlesbible .com /1969/11/25 /john-lennon-returns-his-mbe-to-the-queen/

Across The Rutles Universe… Andrew took all of Leggy’s jeans 👖.

To They, is your birthday
Happy birthday to Ewe…
Yes we’re going to a private party
Yes we’re going to a private party
Yes we’re going to a private party
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎷🎺🪊🥁

America, what a shit-hole nation. That’s NOW established on the MS and the NBC, however this is not a post about child sex abuse, because the entire world has come to the conclusion that the shit-hole nation known as The United States of America has become numb to the President’s trip to Rome.

Eat a peach®

This post however is about the Epstein class and The Mountbatten formally known as Prince. And Öüï begins with Nasty, the leader of the pack who, when confronted with the Mountbatten’s drama immediately put the blame on Epstein and took credit (as Nasty people do) for inspiring Muhammad Ali’s jetting-of-the-medal into the River Styx.

Sources close to Leggy Mountbatten also said he [Nasty] had not consulted the other Rutles before returning his MBE to the OBE, and that he had only accepted it after being persuaded by Epstein.

Peace Sells But Who’s Buying — A Day In The Life

I heard the news today, oh boy.

 

Issy-l’Express, knot to be undone 🎀 the very French just had to go and up the ante avec “trois histoires de ce dossier,” là. Fucking “Society”, Öüï saw how you changed the little haf-empty baggies with a pile of snow ❄️ to the RIGHT, what? Ewe motherfuckers think that the LEFT can’t afford some blow?

Coke is it!

 

Any 🦉 hoot, President Macron, maybe it was that high that you got from wearing those Aviator Joe spectacles in Davos, but sources close to François Mitterrand (Colombia, 1985) relay that even among your cadre [are some] who are closeted-crocos ; that’s Bad Bunny Spanish to reference a “cocodrilo” or cocaine users, and yet your speech writers insist on blaming the consumer [just like Nancy Reagan, did] rather than putting the crime on the corporate thugs that rack in the profits from that fucking war on drugs.

https ://www .closermag .fr /politique /le-jour-ou-francoise-sagan-a-fait-une-overdose-lors-d-un-voyage-officiel-avec-francois-mitterrand

Rambling lines, society and cocaine 🫨

 

Note to editors:

Öüï’s drawing a BLANK on the ending, Eye dubbed the mic on the piano and the maracas went silent.

It reads something like this:

 

« Ne laissez pas cette garce mourir ici* »…

https ://www .closermag .fr /politique /manuel-valls-sous-l-influence-de-sa-femme-l-etrange-phrase-de-roland-dumas

L’étrange phrase [aux oreilles] de Roland Dumas

It’s 1985 and Jack Lang, yes that Jack Lang of the Arab Show just above the Quai Salsa Dance along-the-long-and-winding Saint-Berard road of the far-east end of the Left Bank, was left holding a hot potato as Mister Lang “entertained the crowd” in BOGOTÁ” just as Roland Dumas [from the Foreign Affairs ministry] was improvising a “She’s Leaving Home” at the request of François Mitterrand*.

Automotive delivery consultant … in this section, the student will assimilate the news of the They with their respective cross reference, por ejemplo, en la foto se puede apreciar la referencia a los 🛵 deliveries del perico 🦜.

https://www.closermag.fr/politique/manuel-valls-sous-l-influence-de-sa-femme-l-etrange-phrase-de-roland-dumas-467892#item=1

I read the news today oh boy.

Zapantera Rosa, protagonismo solidario y artistas del verbo hartar

Previously on, “Un aguacero, en venganza »

Issy-por-Eso a la izquierda latinoamericana le fue como le fue en L’Argentina, Chile, Honduras y con su chingada madre, también.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/27 /estados /retrocesos-en-al-por-incompetencia-de-la-izquierda-advierten-especialistas-en-encuentro-de-ezln

Of course, doña Lira Saade at La Jornada, of course que “el sur también existe,” but one has to be French like all of the Internacional en Trocadéro to participate. Take for instace doña Poni en la Maison de l’Amérique latine, puro “pago-en-especie“.

In local news …

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/28 /opinion /los-turistas-en-acapulco-elena-poniatowska

BB has left Saint-Tropez : even Simone de Beauvoir is captivated. “She goes barefoot, deliberately ignores sophisticated clothing, jewelry, perfumes, makeup, all artifice (…) She does what she pleases, and that is what disturbs,” writes the intellectual and leading figure of feminism.

https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/

Just remembering how “los solidarios” de México and other assorted Spanish-speaking nations tore thier huipiles or jerga hoodies off was a spectacle to see, most amusing was how they self-congratulated themselves after every event, o como dicen Los Amigos Invisibles en Venezula : a masturbation session.

Short story long… ¡Alerta.. Alerta que camina la espada de Bolívar por América Latina!

En conclusión, Georgina Moreno y, morenafrancia en general, no es odio lo que siento por ustedes, “los puros”, “los dignos”, “los prestigiosos³”, los … “¡Uy_uy_uy!, pero sí, si siento lo que Brigitte Bardot sentia por la Fiesta Brava al recordar sus cátedras latinoaméricanas (las de ustedes no las de BB) en socialismo y masturbación”. Por cierto, Manuel Ulloa, lo mismo evocan tus sesiones de felación con don Sicilia en la Embajada de México en Longchamp y tambien en la Iglesia de La Madeleine.

³~. “Nos quiere desprestigiar“, recuerdo como me gritaba doña Alicia Leos afuera del hotel Le Meurice durante la visita de Enrique Peña Nieto, entonces presidente de la República Mexicana, —a Paris.

 

I dare you Joe Scarborough, to bring in your “star” mentalist³

³~. Oz Pearlman… bring him to Mí—Eye double-fucking dare you, —bitch.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2025/01/21 /and-katty-kay-in-spite-of-all-the-theynger³/

Quand on arrive en ville.

Issy–les–Mentalists

I can see for Miles, for Charlie, and off-Course, Max… now pass the roach, and don’t Ewe Bogart that Joint.

Lucifer Rising… if you think that God or Allah had anything to do with this particular liberation, then Ewe know Didley-squat about the details.

 

Eye tell one thing Willie Geist, Antonio Sánchez Is the fore-bearer to Gonzo 🥁, but yes Cousin Joe, The Beatles became The Beatles when Ringo found out that that bitch had The Devil in Her Heart.

Musical interlude:

You are welcome, Governor Newsome… París followed.

Rue Gabriel, 75008

Bitch’s got Jesus in her heart, or how Charlie Kirk learned to love rolling in his grave while his widow is eyeing a potential First Lady replacement for 2028 if Donald decides to not Run.

… and now, Page 2.

Well… if Adelita had indoor plumbing

Eye tell you Cousin Joe, if Adelita had indoor plumbing instead of Henry Lane Wilson (1857-1932) Adelita would have done more than just inspire the Russia Revolution of 1917, instead! Instead Cousin Joe, in 1917 Adelita got El Cinito Mexicano de la bis~nieta de Plutarco Elías Calles en Paris—Cinéma Christine 2012.

Merry Mex~más !

The only good thing about Canada is off-Course, ONTARIO.

I’m telling Ewe… The System is rigged, Joe Scarborough is monopolizing Jay-crooning CANADIANS on the Morning Mika Show, Goooooo, Dodgers! L.A. Is My Lady, —Bublé.

You are doing it wrong — IYGDWBDWR³

AMERICA ON LINE… you’ve got mail, Nicole ; on DeadLine.

³~. If You’re Gonna Do Wrong BUDDE
Do Wrong Right.

Blazing Lavabos de Levallois-Perret.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-au-melomane-averti-bertrand-dicale

Gonna take a nap now in order to watch the Los Angeles Dodgers drink a Milwaukee beer 🍻… but before that happens, CLAUDIA—may I have my matrícula consular back? Or are you going to play by GEORGINA MORENO’S fiddle?

Deer, Vice-president J.D. Vance: you racist motherfucker, kiss 💋 you sorry-ass bitch.

Gol d’España minuto 22… Williams España 1 — Francia 0

Gol de España, minuto 25; Merino, España 2 — Francia 0

En PRAXIS 

What ‘cha gonna play now, September, October ? Mí!?

Para la memoria.

No hubo mucho interés de parte de la afición francesa, quizás exhaustados luego de que los fans del OM destruyeran todo a su alrededor.

Any 🦉 hoot, Final Score:

Hey Ali Vitali, I got your Uff!

Aspersions on my Sparragos

España 5 — Francia 4

Next match: España vS Portugal

Being for the benefit of an exclamation point

1.000.000.000 Dollars worth of exclamation points, and a wake-up.

Pardon Mí 🖕

Any 🦉 hoot, this is Last Week to They, and Öüï now returns to last Saturday on this Jesus Went To Heaven weekend and here is something that Capuchins comedians don’t want you to clip from a stupid The New York Times review: l’Ascension is just another way to remind us mortals about the day when Jesus of Nazareth got high as fuck... and then he went skateboarding.

Don’t Worry, be Catholic, just don’t expect the good life… those insufferable fucks, be happy and Kiss the Good Life, goodbye. Artificial Intelligence is going to strip that white collar job from your law firm.

This explains why Willie Geist wore bright red lipstick 💄 for today’s cold opening on The Morning Mika Show. Joe Scarborough meanwhile, went back to Pensacola, FLA, where Öüï finds him getting back into the Scarborough’s family business racket, that old trade called CARPET BAGGING.