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Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas
Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.
Breaking News, Oh, Hey Hallie Jackson! Eye sees that you demoslished Mika’s turtle neck. You are like Big Foot with a news hour. That turle neck didn’t stand a chance. Watch that jumping magic pen, it’s loaded.
Viejas mañas die hard… viva méxico!!! Pinches amigos de méxico en WaWa land… vía Au Pied du Cochon (Paris, Centre). Don’t forget to load your FACEBOOK with your selfies and your “mexicanidad“
And, hey Hallie Jackson, let the record show that The White House is hosting a quasi “little Nicaragua” in the making. Hasta mañana, but knot before Öüï let the record show that DEMOCRACY in MéXICO has a price at Au Pied du Cochon, tip is already included (15% of the tab).
Democracia a la CARTA de Rocha en La Jornada de Vilma Fuentes
And Hallie Jackson… los monitos de La Jornada es un uso justo de msnbc.
And, Jason Sudeikis… a year ago, while you were filming that Walmart® parking lot, little ol’Eye thought that Öüï was having his last avocado in France and then this happened:
BREAKING NEWS: In New York, New York, Mika Brzeziński just ran out of Sugar… now Eye is all sticky.
Previously on Mika’s big hairy feline… on the fip “radar phone”…
And in Washington, former Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough just came-out as a full anti-UIT³ {pronounced ANTI—EWE-Ay’T} and that soon-to-be out of an office at Gotham’s City Hall, {Governor} Bill De Blasio, is in on the TAKE {out}… with prejudice* and in Public Service for Life, fo’Life, Willie Geist, fo’LIFE!!! He’s like the Gringo version of Le Mélenchon… but with a lot of money.
*;~ In the criminal justice system this transliterates as Mayor De Blasio not being liable for the charges of the aforementioned “take” {out}, sticking po‘Willie Geist with the charges.
Can you spot the “fakeness” in this 20minutes . fr snapshot?
SuperSize Montreuil-sous-BOIS… and IF YOU are familiar with the “MISSING PERSONS” nobody « DRIVES » in Montreuil, just like nobody walks in El Ey…….. _—!—_ Page 3 of N° 3677 of 20minutes . fr; is courtesy of el jueves 18 de noviembre, 2021.
³;~ Instituto de Tecnología Universitaria or Something like that, but super-sized.
But FO’ist, wanna know what the French are really, really, REALLY good at? Killing trees of course², but TAUNTING is like their tartar sauce and a bag of chips… ask the Black Knight, that Rosbif is like the poster-Child of ThunderGONG… and EYE quotes:
Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
².~ Don’t believe Mí??? WALK three steps from plank #15 along General Eisenhower’s Avenue next to les Champs–Élysées, go ahead, taunt THE PARIS TOURISM BOARD with a trip to Paris and see fo’YourSelf how Alfred Picard (Yesterday’s Big Palace superintendent) turned a bunch of oak trees into really-really-REALLY big sharpened pencils {SANS PLOMB} just to lay the foundations of a big Ol’Hall for the Glory of French toilettes at Metro line ONE and THIRTEEN next to Clemenceau’s place.
Breaking the news, “How Convenient, eh!”, it’s been less than a week since Commander Pesquet was evicted from the International Space Station and word from the crew left behind is that Pesquet {notorious for his FIP . fr parrandas up there} left a cloud of debris around the floating station empty darkness…
Need banana for size. Fair use of gizmodo’s take-out, it’s media and off-course: All That Motherfuckn’ Jazz.
As a result, Alanis, [if that is your real name] the po’astronauts who bravely go where billionaires (those motherfuckers) only dare, are having no recourse but to seek shelter in the most inhospitable of places.
It ain’t necessarily easy without complexity —_!_— After the Rain… the They After from Yesterday Then.
All of a sudden… all crossroads have truck drivers.
Uso justo de todos los medios, but especially, CNEWS matin. And, fellows this patrón is nothing more than the draft, the whole Draft, and EYE think that i’ll have another Ale, many many Ales.
Now you might be wondering what that little (bad resolution) catch enthusiast is doing between the Mexican looking lady with a microphone at the United Nations {National} Security Council and Mr. LukaShenCho’s grandma, and if Ewe gives Mí a second i might be able to improvise something for such important occasion.
And if Öüï had access to our Twitter crutch Eye would show you a negative in red (lines) of the same theme but since i can’t link you that i’ll leave you a General Admission @segoviapixes (@segoarma) thingy for you to knot visit.
and because it ain’t necessarily a draft we are going to catch up with Commander Thomas Pesquet who upon landing in the middle of a Tesla floating landing thingy learned that he has two-consecutive work periods {knot sponsored by VANIA®} to find a job or that son-of-a-bitch is going to find himself sleeping outside of the CNES in Les Halles.
That’s right folks, President Emmanuel Macron just issued one of them presidential vetos on French unemployment… gone are the THEYS when French tourists (spatial or just the regular Tijuana Taxi crowd) could just embark ULTRAMAR (and/or space) and collect French unemployment from overseas (or over the stratosphere)… starting Yesterday, no less, exploits like the one perpetred by Thomas Pesquet on the good people of the International Space Station, —and if you are not tuned in— let the record show that Pesquet held the ISS-Enterprise hostage for like a year or so… and that Frog was on the French pay roll.
Back to the KUBE issue:
Good news for The Pentagon correspondent and neglected peacock employee COURTNEY KUBE who like many moved to France and she is now able to afford day care at what the French call “The Creche”, no word if this move is going to affect her reporting on the nuclear dreams of the incumbent president of France.
It ain’t necessarily a draft… In the not necessarily dentils (yet) Courtney KUBE is seen displaying her Floribama look for a new series on the CNEWS network: Can someone please take care of my kids.
And in Washington, Tiffany Cross is getting into the race car uniform wearing industry or something like that, but that has nothing to do with our blog, except to say that Daphne is my favorite color… next to Velma, of course.
{*} According to La Jornada… and Willie Geist, you didn’t think you were going to get to drive the DeLorean, silly Rabbit.
from the Deepl trans:
Avec la douce malice d’un félin qui laisse sa proie s’échapper pour lui porter le coup fatal, Saúl Canelo Álvarez a assommé Caleb Plant au onzième round alors que le combat semblait échapper à tout contrôle.
Over on our Blue Bird spiel:
But worry, Knot… there’s powder Milk!!!
Ahora en contexto from The Girlfriend of The Minister of Propaganda: La Crèmerie.
And Lindsey Reiser, did you know that DIAZ is short for PIMA County? Ask any Yaqui in Sonora, back in the THEYS of the Civil War. Now fast-forward to 2021 and ask AMLO what a fuck is going on with the WaWa for “indians” in them SANDS.
Ah, yes… el hombre perfecto. I am KNOT making this up, check the lore.
Tonight however, Öüï is bound by LAW to relay to EWE’all, that the SIREN over at fip dot fr has a Hair up her… tail? Ask Shirley, Chuck… Eye is a vegetarian, not a Superman.
ISSY, don Porfi invented the TRAINS in México way back when, and in the Right Here NowAMLO wants the TRAINS for himself… and the Energy Sector, and The Education Front, and of course THE MONOPOLY of the NATIONAL GUARD. LEviaTHAN or whatever HOBBS named it, was a FAG (punto y coma) Sin Celery. CALVIN.
It took a TallOne to See, IT!
Two 2 Bee live, IT!
Tree³ to… anyone?
And Lindsey Rieser… don’t belive anything that Peter Alexander says, he goes to Scotland and starts a revolution for a parking violation and a dent on his Car. And if you are wondering what this is all about, then you need to go to our Twitter Crutch to KETCH UP with 2013 and how AMLO became CHàVez… without wearing a uniform or paying attention at LA U.N.A.M. (14 years, AMLO… 14 YEARS!!!).
Meanwhile at La Division 4 of Section 1 of el cementerio de Montparnasse —a un lado de Jacques Chirac final resting place— ni una flor para EL Embajador, and that’s why I got you a pot from the TRASH next door.
#YoSoy132-Académicos Francia (punto y coma) fair Use of media | image | photo. For educational purposes. Una cortesía del ‘Proceso’ de investigación, —if you will. —_-_— For the record this is a FiFo from the archives just to show WHERE THEY AT?
³./ … Three to Just Get In The Güey, silly… {D}illy.
Ladies in Gemini Öüï begins this transmission with a digression to our twitter crutch @segoviaspixes @segoarma on account that the * on “El Canal 26 de LCI” de Etcheverry (formerly of BFM’er infamy) should Knot be confused with « El Canal 26 de Aguascalientes TV ».
Random photo of Venezuela (F Station) in Paris follows. The year is of course 2013 and President Hugo Chávez had been recently euthanized in Cuba. SEAN PENN recommended the operation, but that is besides the point, and in 2013 that big Ol’SNCF warehouse space served as the memorial hall to say farewell to “El Comandante”, if my memory serves me well, five people showed up, the rest were part of the Cult, so they don’t count. Professor, Víctor Quintana Silveyra was in town for a 6-month stint at the Latinamerican community college at Saint-Germain-des-Lefts, he offered “extra-credit” to the students who assisted the memorial. One showed up.
And Stefan Etcheverry {Canal 26*}, Eye is really sorry that things between Princess Perrine à £a rue Eliane Jeannine-Garreau (92130, en el trasero de Technicolor en Issy-Les-Moulineaux, casi esquina con Libération, did KNOT work out. pic.twitter.com/LGQwFcQRtn
And, Glimmer Twins, you fuckers know WHO you are even if you‘ve never Even called Mí by my name, even though you cocksuckers are on my fightin’ side (punto y coma) just ask that French fellow, Paul Nobody, or personne like that.
In any case, font or fuente, DO EWE think {s} that (by) removing BROWN SUGAR from the song list you are going to erase the draft that CNEWS and TUCKER CARLSON are tracing on your route {66} ?
Extra—Extra!!! Intermedio with Lindsey plus one
Knot a fucking chance Mick! Ask Cerf-panthère, “Eye don’t even have a garage! You can call my wife* »… and she’ll tell you that “Eye will hang around as long as Ewe will let Mí… have His final Judgement They.
Sponsored by Brad Pitt… that motherfucker!… but wait, there’s MOORE: Michelle Grossman and the most wonderful house plant, but FO’ist, this post needs a fucking Ale and Eye knows the perfect little Epicerie from where to snatch it form, if Eye loses he’ll also lose IT’s! hand.
C’mon, SIREN… show Mí, the Man holding The Motherfucking Pussy. DeNoêl, 1967 par Fallet.
Merci-merci-merSEE… « L’infortune du Cocu » , or something like that.
♫ BANG, bang, bang… and then blame. In Antigua, CHINA is starting their own Académie Française. And all the BLAME on this Chinese Belt falls on TOCQUEVILLE and the IMF… and it’s all General Colin Powell’s fault.
*La Honte, Mika Brzezinski!!! La Honte. That PIMP, Joe Scarborough has you, of all Brezezinskis!!! peddling all of the musical guests that can’t make it into the segments of THE WILLIE GEIST SHOW.
In ConTexto… Stacey Abrams, GEORGIA deserves every FUCKING thing that voter supression is going to deliver, but that’s another dream for latin people in the U.S.A… because we are in the same fucking boat.
And in EUROPE, more specifically in PARIS:
The inner city blues are like The California Pinto League in the film American History X. The French benevolent ignore and Hilarity in The French version of The Producers… reloads.
It’s funny because on page 9 of CNEWS N°2620, AlexeiNavalny receives the Señorito « SAKHAROV » Award, heck just a few editons ago²… wait for it Benitez, La Nebula is around the corner… Sing: “Nah, nah, nah, NAH.
².) N°2615 Oct. 8, 2021:
REPORTERS sans FRontiers… according to that Editon, capital i, Defendente Génolini was promoting the ONG for the Nobel PEAce Prize (punto y coma) the reason, because that would be a Good Way to put a “shining light” on journalism.
Hail SATAN!!! That the prize was directly AWARDED to TWO Journalists and not to an INTERMEDIARY like an Organização Não-Governamental, and HERE IS {WHY’no}… in the words of the CADRE at the SIEGE of Emmaüs in Paris, it turns the ASSOCIATION into a POLITICAL ENTITY¹.
¹. For reference please refer to … Wait for signal.
And In New Mexico: Alec Baldwin just woke up from a TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE, it seems that he will forever be typecasted into the role of an old dude speaking to a cellphone:
