Category Archives: Bing’s!!!

Capturas de pantalla que disciernen información utilizando:
1. Un buscador especifico de Internet.
2. Una imagen que aparece en un buscador de Internet.
3. La circunlocución de una noticia, de algún evento —quizás una efeméride para emprender en un análisis de contenido.

La imagen y los dos elementos del sitio web se utilizan para expresar una observación, una ironía o quizá una metáfora para explorar el significado de lo que pasa en México, con sus mexicanos y en su respectivo tiempo y región.

Es así como el navegador y los campos de búsqueda se transforman en teletipos y entonces sintetizan cada acontecimiento o serie de sucesos; y eso, por ser un trabajo de crítica no debe de interpretarse como infringir o de robar los derechos de un autor.

@TheRealWhiteHouse — it’s president’s TACO chicken coop

Sponsored by POLLOS TRASGO and TYSON FOODS de Walmart™

Regardless, Avi Velshi, regarde-les poules, and then “cherchez la femme”. But before you let the great Pundita in Red hand-feed you that SOMA dose, remember that whether you are referencing “animal husbandry” or “modular feelings of entrapment” —the chickens will come home to roost ✊🏽

 

CoreCivic, also-known-as, “NYSE: CXW” . It’s a buisness model taken straight out of the poultry section of Walmart (or your local supermarket, really) and La Comarca Lagunera de Torreón-Gómez-Lerdo, territorio de indios.

Don’t Call It : Animal Farm, and Ali Velshi, it has nothing to do with the Lion King franchise, it does however provide an echo of a BMW concentration camp like the very ones of Europe in first half of the 20th Century brand.

A Brave New Rancho, güey.

If it’s mon “they”, it’s meet the Nazi Nostalgics³

In local news, fip dot fr went all “Mexican Radio” — like — a — cult, nigga! Like a cult. It’s all part of the Susana Poveda’s “Siglo de Oro Monday Knights Fight” and for this fucking lundi evening el Instituto Cervantes gobsmacks Andalucians y extraños when la –ñ – kicks out the jams like Bad Brains on Pop.

Give it a güey 🤳🏼

 

In this section of the play, El Instituto Cervantes takes on the role of la esquina ruda fighting en relevos australianos como el bando  del CULTISMO de Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz , Juana d’Arco y, —un tal Gongora ; diagonally opposite en el pancracio están los técnicos de la Real Academia Española wearing the masks of los CONCEPTISTAS de Quevedo.

Santiago de Chile… lo bueno es de que ‘los y las chilenas’ si leen y pronuncian el Inglés à-la-mode de los Rosbifs en France.

CNEWS Matin… now with more chile 🌶️ on each broadKast.

⚙️ 🛠️ 🪇 ⚒️ ⚙️🛠️🍌⚽⚙️⚒️

but FO’ist! on the b-r-o-d-KAST,
it’s “mi amigo” Cornelio en La Seine
el más bato de los vatos en esos bateaux feos de París. Cornelio is scheduled to have a junta with a motley crue de Châtelet, no doubt “los amigos de la embajada mexicana” will buy the CLASS VI and all of the other “speak-easy” needs for the job.

This Is Spinal Tap con Chile 🇨🇱 in the marrow.

Congratulations, Latin American Left!!!
You did it!!!
Your backasswardiness brought back
mister “pino-Che_tis—Mo”.

Literally la “ñ” no lleva tilde, the hovering glyph above its arch es « innommable »

Take This Job and Shove it, literally in Green, now tell Mí, LA-minor, what can Brown do for Ewe?

Any güey, Gustavo, bienvenido al club del lugar en donde todo la gente conoce tú nombre o, “como dicen los franceses”, Évry body knows your name, now just go ahead and consider these, meaningless words, ese, but know that you arrive in good company, heck motherfucker, IT!, could say that the best possible company of Em# all becuase you arrive with the constancia de Catherine, whom by the way I (Armando Segovia) have been trying to introduce to this most non-consequential blog for a week now, but somehow have been hitting a wall in doing so, but is it not that the way things go? Things, or in this case persons arrive when they are supposed to and so with-out nothing ad-Do, I am going to get me another beer and maybe tomorrow I will tell you how my discussion with Faisal about Luzbel went. Por el momento enjoy the sunshine en plena helada de invierno parisino porque como ya lo dije : I Need Another Beer.

Anyway, Faisal… it’s a human number, Eye guarantees IT!.

 

Before Eye leaves it would behoove you to hit the tags below under the header Schiltz, if nothing more just so your Argentinian-ass knows where Öüï’s coming from, because as they say in MAPIMÍ : sobre aviso no hay engaño, —vato.

13 de noviembre… be kind

Efemérides

Nohemi… chica super~poderosa, now the French, being the cock-suckers that they are changed KINDNESS Day from the 13 of November to the 3rd of the same month.

El Monte goes here.

At ASEGOVIA3 we say fuck that, you fucking FROGS. November 13 remains “kindness” day, period, you cock sucker-motherfuckers.

Even if you close the streets

El Monte goes here : Nohemi González, presente.

†

Now it’s jazz… what chu’got for Mí, Marjo~lena? Take an eucalyptus sucker for your throat, or kiss me already, it’ll make you feel good:

Although you never sounded better… I love you and your scratchy voice tonight.

Let’s Do It…

Seriously… you and me.

🇯🇵

I Guarantee it.

✌🏼Peace.

Adelita Rising — a Pope’s favorite

Phrase of the Day:

Tommy changed a chord on Morning Joe… Keyword, “Exclusive Forecast”, now with more COW belle.

Trolling for a cause… it’s like “getting in good trouble”, but using 1’s and 0’s while fingerbanging MTV featuring The Who’s ax-man, Pete Villehold singing America’s Number 1 hitjob: Well Shit Daltrey They Got Fooled Again by that Eminence Trump.

When in Rome, catch a film… or knot, either güey, Jacqueline Alemany, all of a sudden there is such thing as “good trolling” or, trolling for a cause! Jesus Fucking Christ, if only this most non-consequential had come up with this concept back at the Unesco in 2016 when the Buzzfeed crowd was working hand-en-mano with La Juventud Venezolana de la 4ta Transformación de Javier Sicilia y los #YoSoy132 de morena-francia en el cinito mexicano de Pablo Gleason en el Cinéma Christine del Barrio Latino de Jour et Nuit… but i (Armando Segovia) understand now that one must be a fucking Kennedy, pasty white, or a boot-licker for “La Causa” de Barbara Carol de Obeso en la prefectura de Cité, to get away with that.

Pleased to meet you, hope you can spell my name.

 

But seriously, by the time that the Epstein Tapes are released to the “untalented” peons living under Donald John Trump’s  hungry poor, “We The People” will most certainly forget about the Shutdown Vacation of 2025.

And in Washington, MORNING JOE has no talented weather forecasters, so MSNBC now outsourced those jobs to a proprietary conglomerate that is bent on privatizing SUNSHINE and disbanding NOAA³, while killing the National Weather Service. In other words DONNIE DEUTSCH, Joe Scarborough is doing the bidding for the Trump Administration when it comes to “fully commercializing [its] forecasting operations” or as they say in TEXAS, “fuck it if the telephone lines are down, they should have gotten thier MTV!!!”, mister Vaughan.

³~. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Which brings me to Donald Trump suggesting that the U.S. has no “talents and skilled” people available… to build missiles and protect “our bodily fluids”.

Let the De-construction begin

Be Kind To Them Dolls

 

La Charme… Öüï will put his name to the test… The 300.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-03-novembre-2025

World Kindness Day is an international observance on 13 November, but the French being French, those motherfuckers have to celebrate it today, the 3rd of Noviembre.

What do you mean I ain’t KIND…?  just not your kind.

Dave Mustaine
PEACE SELLS BUT WHO’s BUYING?

Bad kind of Motherfucker

Pedophiles will get a rubber-stamp at Lumière en Bercy… it’s 1968 and Güi-Güï at fip . fr are is effervescent with populism disguised as righteousness. Like Newt Gingrich in 1994, the Mexican manifestations of 2011-2012 were the product of privileged scholars who despised the people that they were advocating about. And if you have the balls, ask me about it, don’t just kick me in the balls france.musique 

Happening now at the b.p.i. Lumière… Susana Poveda inspiré le china girl de Vietnam.

 

…and Güi-Güï, wouldn’t it be better if you dump that notion A.S.A.P. , i mean “American Studies” bringing back Vincennes?

Enter Vincennes Verga… illegitimate bastard brother of Michael, GENERALI de Niza en la Promenade des Anglais en La Côté d’Azur… Be Kind to each other.

I will buy the ballons, the Kleenex® and off-course the mushrooms for the scéance. And, Flore, you’ll get no “gentilese” from Mí, not until you release Kalten-Portenbach from that comet that you put her in.

Camp Mystic… collateral damage for all of “the illegals” who drowned

Dear State of Texas : where is your God now?

The numb3r 🌳 is a beautiful bill. ReSin… only on the Eight of el Ocho de Julio.

Probably smoking Marijuana, that’s where your God is at.

War Pigs for Peas :

From the creators of white picked albums and ol'Dat Jazz.

From the creators of white picked albums and ol’Dat Jazz.

In Paris, Texas, fans of the PSG could give a flying-fuck and a drowned cow about the so-called “Hill County” because our Dear Leader has just received a Nobel Peace Price nomination by a GENOCIDAL JEW with open skys throughout FRANCE’S hex.

Transfer follows after a descarga de cebada

…

|: Hey, Beach Girls :| Shoot The Curl 🌬️🌊

Skip It, Surfer Go’il 🏄🏼‍♀️

Entonces, Órbita 106.7 de EfE~eMe…

What Julio meant to say was that your Daddy is Rich an your mom was a trophy count.

Inside knowledge… it will be interesting to find out if DENIS Soula (that motherfucker) is going to go as Marjo Porten-Calzones said on her show and scratch the show 😼

Dear, Donald Trump…
Tame Impala is playing nookie with the Teacher and Senator John “Maverick” McCain is partying with Mr. Wilson.

… Hilarity ensues when a little man (Donald Trump) goes « nuke EWE lar » on little ol’Mí because the son-of-a-Bitch is way too thin-skinned to have Soul let alone humor… that bitch only has weak ankles which us why he needs to ROLL my ABRAM’S tanks on drape day 🇺🇸

These Are My Credentials

I am Eight Up with an Arrow, yes… it’s in my DD-214, but i could never-ever be a cool-arrow like Donald Trump; it’s in his “I-shit-my-pants” when Uncle Sam knocked on my dad’$ door ARCHIVES.

Happy Father’s They, you piece of shit.

Nigga Pah-Liz!!! Eye don’t Kneed nuttin’ but a Güd Thyme

From the producers of:

Creative Commons and all that jazz : La la Lala La la là ; La la la la. Snapshot by Mí and the finger bang touch of Armando Segovia. Copy left because La Gauche are a bunch of cunts.

Thyme, what is it good for?

1. Fuck The Hell Yeah

and

Here they come — Penelope en Cannes

Absolutely nut Meg, Ryan. Ah-Sock It!, to Mí#

2. La Concha de Catherine (de nuevo) en la flecha de Notre Dame de Paris

and

La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento
Muta d’accento
E di pensiero
🪶

3. The sound of porn on GREY and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier of VE Day.

This is, Last Week to They with your host…

Peter Frampton comes alive, in•deed!!! Frampton comes alive with a little help from The Stones when Frampton plays The Deadline in•deed and on a Big Ol’Jet Airliner from Qatar airways… what a time to be alive on the 700 Club 🛬

Porn Is In The Ear of BB’s Hearing Device

Épisode summary: United Statesians, formally “americans” learn to use an abacus 🧮 at the Austerity Universe.

Picture her as a French Tattoo on a Fantasy Island episode of The Twilight of Our Lives, Alive.

The Plane! The plane!

Pay Attention, Alicia Menendez… The Real Tesla 🌐

Your insurer won’t cover, IT!? ¿Ya valió verga su seguro para La Influencia? Take Five and head over to the DREAMERS Hall.

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

[Track 9, And All That Jazz]

Have no fear, Alicia Menendez, this is how youse gonna play it and the first thing that you must remember is that there is no such thing as Future 🫨 Shock. Any hoot Penelope, this are the stops on of this journey and the second thing to remember is to avoid AT ALL COSTS la puta de Santiago de Compostela …. wait, don’t look back at La RUTA, not la puta de Compostela, and don’t talk to Emilio Estavez there, that son of bitch will repossess your FREQUENCY HOP signal code, but also because Vigo is right around the corner and that’s where Francisco Franco’s HOMBRES G headquarters are dug-in. It’s 1936 and from here you SHOOT STRAIGHT TO DURANGO.

The following is a political advertorial written way before The Dead Sea Scrolls were even put into pulp (fiction) for the más-es, ese.

My name is Armando Segovia
and I am running for
DNC CHAIR, man!

The Real Tesla 🗼📜

And Fuck, Wellstone! Aussie.. and Luke RUSTARD, of the Meat 🐂 The 🦚 Press markets… fuck you too!