Minuto informativo — Sleeper Sex with Sam Stein

Please stand-by for coverage in the meanwhile, enjoy Young Monroe.

Saint-Quentin entre Hierba

 

… with Musical Guest : Lady Gaga and the “i want people to see the truth,” marching band.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2010/jul/25 /wikileaks-war-logs-back-story

In search of a more perfect union, Chelsea Manning puts Wikipedia on the map. Sources close to Bradley Edward Manning relay that voices inside Chelsea’s noggin told her that The Nation needed those stories “dumped” in order to live.

Fucking hypocrites, the whole lot of you.

 

On the Menu:
Wabbit Scalia with Aspersions on The Asparagus.

“hi… how are you?… im an army intelligence analyst, deployed to eastern bagdad … if you had unprecedented access to classified networks, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 8+ months, what would you do?”

2010 – WikiLeaks publishes the first of hundreds of thousands of classified documents disclosed by the soldier (airman, marine, seaman) now known as Chelsea Manning.

Boneless Sleep with Chicken Sex

 

Sixteen Candles after Julian Assange released the ‘Reykjavík Report’ another “report”, this one on the CBS Network of the PARAMOUNT + Family, is getting nabbed ; and isn’t it ironic, Jon Batiste… “don’t you think?” that the single from Jagged Little Pill with that track, Ironic, was relased 14 Years earlier on “ASH WEDNESDAY” week in 1996!!!

Paramount Front… it’s a put on

 

What are the odds, Donnie Deutsch, what are the odds that Joe Scarborough is going to purchase another yacht (on credit) with Pam Bondi’s news about the DOW, man—the dow.

Get Back, Andrew… with your “California Grass” bead wrist band, and your unbuttoned French Cuffs with that Black Precious on your ring-oh digit. Get Back Sorkin.

 

It’s way to early for a Tecate

Sam Stein invita… Telemundo presenta:

La Faena

Your “daily” Beast, now.

 

Feliz Cumpleaños Paola

Née:  le 31 octobre 1994 à Mexico (Ville)
Alternative : le 16 mai 2015 à Morelia, toroDominico” de Carranco, parrain El Dandy, témoin Javier Conde

Paloma rosa

Meanwhile in Manhattan, en Manhattan es la alternativa de Mamdani en TELEMUNDO

Dear Sam Stein… you’re one in a million : kill the president, act now

Ewe are knot racist enough 🇮🇱 The Cure of course is to Kill An Arab.

En contexto, la música del mundo de ayer domingo fue diluviante y genocida.

Un minuto de jazz con Iraida Horizonte No Riega, o algo así.

Immigrants and faggots… and the Land of The Braves 👄 ⚾

The Devil went Down To San Luis and a woman calls balls and strikes in Georgia… Eat a pitch bitch – eat a Peach deer.

Eat A Peach 🍑 Pablo Torre, eat a pitch /s.

The Gods of New York ain’t got nothing on the Trump of Washington D.C… fight the power 🎯 (that’s a period, not a target on your ear) Donald Trump’s dad, his father the psychopath father was a bum, worst than a French Clochard. The scum of humanity, all manifested at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on the Potomac with el puto de Trump in charge.

You Gotta’ Fight… for your right to sucker-punch rednecks in J.D. Vance’s America.

Deer, Sam Stein… Ewe Cheeto-eating ⛑️ Daily Beast-writer

As the Ugly Mexican follie that Ewe is, you son-of-bitch, you should know that the Epstein Files was the equivalent of AMLO’s “mafia del poder” en Sanborns. It’s just a hand on La India Maria’s Bush, baby. A hand in the Bush. Kill The Rich. It’s all MANGIONE SAINTS Day.

From my dead cold numbers

And in Washington, it turns out that there is no proof that Jesus Christ, or Jeffrey Epstein ever existed, here is the alignment based on some Jewish cabal.

Hoy no hubo Horizonte en Órbita.

Now it’s time for “Know Your Value”. Know Your Value, the show that honors women over 50 who excell in their field. And on tonight’s edition morena goes on a European vacation through Ibiza, Lisbon, Madrid and other tales from Los Hombres G… Kash Patel baila tango-mascla chicle-y-tiene-Viejas del montón.

Monkey See monkey do:

París a un año de las olimpiadas — Los Ángeles a tres años de Jesse Owens.

Cámara de Diputados

Organic Content Creators — inquire at The Gift 🎁 shop

La Pangée : Laurussia Wins… Protogondwana loses.

Land of The Lost… never trust a Clooney.

Do you think that they’ll burn their boats?
— Fuck no, the Lincoln Project love their PAC Committee « YATCHS ».
Will they move to France?
— Probably!!!

No such thing as “espagnol”… it’s all castellano for Mí. Issy, Sam Stein is an ugly Mexican.

In Local news, sources close to Sam Stein, that fucking Jew… reveal that upon learning that Lincoln Project beneficiaries would be moving to La France, Daft Punk motherfuckers started imparting Castellano courses for Spicks in América who got a B in Spanish 101.

Brought to you by Sling-a-tu-Madre TV.

Come at Mí, Sorkin! Bring your machete

Thank you for your Service, now pay your thite to the Church of Captain Trump.

Can Ewe Hear Mí NOW??? Dog the BOUNTY Chihuahua hunter has no Jurisdiction against MEXICAN CORRUPTION, ask professor Víctor Quintana at La Sorbonne (annexes).

Have you been to the cross, Mr. Rhodes?

… and Mr. Rhodes responds, “no, I only lined Rhodesians with their WET backs to the Wall.”

Still to come on the Rachel Maddow furry-peacocks convention in Brooklyn… a comic book rip-off.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

And, Willie Geist… fornicate Sam Stein

Eye just don’t trust The Poles, Katy Kay. What says Ewe?

Reciprocals in sex education:

Ozemprick is to Viagra, what a fat chick is to a fertile cock.

1500 dollars worth of breeding

David Pecker would betray Donald Trump for this Lead in 2015, but Ewe had to be French.

Blast from the past.

Money, that’s what Eye wants.

After the break, Öüï factor common denominators with parking lots… bring, It!, on, algebra boy! I’m yer’ Square Root, a radical on the loose.

And, Leonardo da Vinci… Leave the paint brush 🖌️ take the canoli

Only on a solo* cup… bring in the GO’ills!

A quick programming note 🎵, you might have noticed that recently the ordinary French (knot to be tied together with the very French Touch) have not partaken in National Sports They, c’est normal, LA FRANCE IS ON VACATION. This is how they (the VF⚜️) won the GwAr against Sergeant Pepa in Spain, although it must be stated, that I have never been there. Mucho menos, Agent 🕵🏼‍♀️ Stephanie Menou, en Salamanca 🧑🏽‍🎓… but Eye has been to SciencesPo and that is where all your Mexican RATAS get their oats sowed.

⁹~. and by SciencesPo, of course y’all know that i am referring to Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela and Nathalie Piolé’s evil fetus, l’ancien rancio’Este:

https://twitter.com/AlejandroPoire?s=20

👯

https ://www .ncregister .com /cna /procureur général grillé sur les préjugés anti-catholiques et pro-avortement lors d’une audience au Sénat

*~. And, Starfuckers, youse so vain, you probably thought this shit here was about you. Issy, it’s all RELATIVE because They’re Beautiful Peep ‘Ol.

According to Jorge Jarris On, a grammar Nazi at the RAE 🇪🇦 in Spain , “first of all, the RAE clarifies that it is “mandatory not to put the ACCENT if there is no ambiguity” and that it is “optional” to put it in contexts where the person writing perceives risks of ambiguity, once the Coded Message is unpacked by non-readers.”

 

And, Julie Gayet… With all due respect:

Pay no attention to La Kerschovas, she’s just channeling her Carrots 🥕 on that Frame 🪖 🧏, meanwhile on the Three Little Lawyers on the Dumb Scarborough Show, the criminal trials that MSNBC doesn’t follow are more than meets the Mur Daughs on the River Grande, Bravo if youse a 💩 stain on The Stein.

Playball ⚾!

But FO’ist!

When the moon hits Yer’Ays like a bigga’ pizza π, that’s Calzones 💜.

And, Mika B., Knot to Be outdone by your little “Viejas Feas” show in The Persian Gulf, las puertas de Versailles is having their own tanga spectacular summit. It’s right after the motherfucking COWS go back home and the memory of Ovalie 🐄 is just a piece of hooves on your steak tartare 🍳.

With that piece of animal by-product from the abattoir de los matanceros and without further ado, Öüï shift-switches, It!, over to The Week in RER View.

And, check the record on the Juanito Guanavacoa show, last week on Sunday, Juanito Guanabacoa was on Second base navel gazing about his projections to engage full-frontal, and not by proxies, that research that his three jobs don’t allow him to engage in.

Lucky for Juanito Guanavacoa, he too is on vacation, that’s what a post at RFPP, affords him by law, and besides, Juanito Guanabacoa already made the great, Juanito Guanavacoa is already cashing-in on that French retirement before he touched Sixty-fo’, nigga!

The smallest fiction on Denisa’s pulp

From the makers of Stein’s Burnt Champagne Cork comes a new product:

STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE…
call in the next 36 hours
and get a cookie chewed-up by Griezmann.

STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE… Brown 🟤 up, fuckers.

O como dicen en CrOAsia:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /la-quatre-saisons-n-est-pas-qu-une-pizza /souad-massi-6939936

Philadelphia: We Fell Love in a hopeless place, now is a homeless shelter, or something like that.

 

The smallest violin crying for that bass… 🎻 + 1

In local news, the prosecution in the U.S. v. Genaro GarCIA Luna has called their last witness and that’s it, The Chief’s celebrated as expected in Disneyland, because for all the bullshit about American jurisprudence, “membership” has it’s benefits.

Gooooo Navy! Sponsored by the Jeffersons in Paris…

 

In the mean time, Mercury wishes that her HighNess Dora don’t take this the wrong way, Öüï kindly remind you, bitches, that I am only a Messenger, Roger that?



Over at Franche-Musique… Those fucks go on strike for the right to play, “Fuck Your 64″, and Öüï déclare our love for pizza, but that’s only because Saskia went skinny-dipping’ in a Castillian aqueduct.

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Any thing you can play … I can skip like a fucking puddle.