La Palanca de Diego Corrientes y un curado de fresa

Support your local predator… and on this Global day of La Mamapacha please be advised that things, according to the Talking Heads, are “same as it Eva was”.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /j-y-suis-confrontee-tous-les-jours-dans-le-camp-presidentiel-le-sexisme-insidieux-derriere-la-parite-de-facade

Happy hour on pulque de guayaba… and all of the street for you to pass-out on.

And, madame representative Gatel, nevermind the changing of the guard in Polanco³, according to your correlegionaria MoDemista, and vice-président of the French National Assembly, Elodie Jacquier-LaForge from l’Isère, Eighty years after Évry slithery cunt was granted the right to vote sexism has not shifted the camaraderie (compadrazgo during The Year of Mexico in France) between men in the locker rooms of power.

³~. Changing of ambassador to ambassadrice at the French siege in La CDMX, formally, el DeFe… basically chilangolandia.

To The Moon – Alicia

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

— Any how, Governor Newsome, I certainly hope that Ewe don’t take this personally, after all, one can SinSeerLy remember the fate of Julius Benedict, — remember him, Governor? The fate of that Mengle’s Kid. I mean, it would not be the first time that a California governor gets knocked-up… remember Junior?

… and, Governor Newsom, 🚓 Öüï’s gonna need a pregnancy test from Ewe. Welcome to Alabama. 🚓 Youse not in the Neutral Zone, any moor?

 

And starring as Chucho “el roto”, Kier Simmons

This Corn Has Not Yet Been Rated… and, Eddie Gloud Jr., please be advised that it was Congresman Joseph Charles Scarborough III who cut my wings, with the COLLABORATION of Buzzfeed at SciencesPo and, the Nicolas Maduro youth movement at the Unesco, which is kind of like a “florero” in Lucha Libre speak.

 

In Paris, France, Chucho “El Roto” pulled his palancas at the French Mexican Embassy and the recently appointed Excema. Ambassadrice, Delphine Borione, issued Chucho a real/fake visa to France under the alias of Diego Corrientes.

Ya chole con tu chola.

 

From the why’ers?

Across The Atlantic and beyond The Canary Islands a man lit himself up in flames and Tlaloc didn’t care, neither did MSNBC. In front of the charred man (literally across the street) a septaugenerian was dozing off, and his family did not care… according to Michael Steele who wanted to go there³.

Thousands rally in Spain’s Canary Islands against mass kraut/frog/rosbif tourism… *current corrupt and, former mexican political biographies remain welcome guests at the BANKING INSTITUTIONS there³.

in the words of Heinrich Himmler to the Greater Nazi Reich’s Reichsmarschall John Smith, in Berlin:

I saw you as a son and you never visited me while I was in the hospital.

Right Now, a septaugenerian is thinking about taking the witness stand in a criminal trial and Jared Kushner could care less. Ivanka looked the other way.

Simply “the best”. Tina en México, y El Economista en el museo de Jacques Chirac en la Quai Branly; allí en frente de la estatua de George Washington y El Palacio de Japón en Francia.

…https ://www .eleconomista .com .mx /cartones /Amnistia-20240419

And… Marjolaine Portier-Kältenbach*, are you busy tonight (?)

*Chilled Creek, if you would like to be an injun… in any case, Nicole Wallace does not look swell in Black, said Justice Thomas. Look it up! It’s trou! Justice Thomas is French’s Man and he Pitti the Foo’ who buys Heinz  🍅.

No, no, no… it doesn’t work like that 🪄 Take it off, Nicole, take it off!

 

Interference 🏴

Any how, Excmo., I’ve seen that swine before.

THE EXORCISM OF DEMONS THROUGH THE COMPARISON OF SACRED AND PROFANE BODIES³ :

 

I can see, for Miles 🎺… Achis, hashish los mariachis.

 

… and Matt Elliott, don’t cry, Bay-bee 🎷  🎭 🎬 🎫 porque FLAUTAS, nada más ➕ las d’El Canario en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México. Carretera Panamericana.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip-flautas-del-perro-agradecido

Y por eso, Manu Chau, si yo fuese Lionel Messi, sería tu pinche Cristo Redentor. Fuck Neymar, Viva 🇧🇷 Socrates (🎱), period!

Bienvenida, Tijuana.

What if I was Romeo with a suit case?

Some time from now you’ll bow to pressureSome things in life you cannot measure by degreesI’m between the poles and the equatorDon’t send no private investigator to find me please‘Less he speaks ChineseAnd can dance like Astaire overseas(Okay)

No Myth
Chanson de Michael Penn

Las Noticias de México vistas desde Estrasburgo… con esos Primos, no se necesitan Tan°Gentes.

Ils trouvent le corps du Dr Ali Jasel dans une valise à BCS ; le collectif prépare des marches

FEMINICIDIO en proceso.

… https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /estados /2023/9/19 /hallan-el-cuerpo-de-la-doctora-ali-jasel-dentro-de-una-maleta-en-bcs-colectiva-alista-marchas

The Police report stated that:

I’d invite you back to my placeIt’s only mine because it holds my suitcaseIt looks home to me alrightBut it’s a hundred miles from yesterday night

Freddy Cats from Montreuil-sous-Bois has already been comissioned by the Maison des Associations to whip-out an action-sized figure inside of a Suitcase in the middle of a Queen-size bed.

¡Viva México, ratones!

Pop Quiz! — is FIP Toxic?

A . Yes

If–and–only if:

la literatura viva es étrangère.

B. Öüï

{and}

L’amante de los aparadores estrellados, o como dice Mick (that geriatrics genie) is 70+ of tintedness or higher on them “diamonds”, nevermind the Hackney glass on that floor 💋 👖🍌

Carrusel del fuero… y la XIV Bienal “imaginaria” de la radio 📻 en Tlaxcala con Carolina López Hidalgo del Instituto Mexicano del Bastón de Mande Usted su Merced.

C. Sí

When the Σ is just another Bel-Ami:

A corrupt journalist that who suggests in 2023 that Guy de Maupassant should re-conolize al Conjunto África.

Sponsored by Au Pied de Cochon.

Let’s call it the “French Marshmallow Plan“.

D. All Of The Above

Deer, Jean-Pierre Asvasadourian… Magnum is for fags*

*~. Jonathan Quayle Higgins III told Mí so, back in 2015, but Nicolle Wallace made it a point that existential crisis-es-es are silly, followed by an, “erase your account”.

Dragons are closer than they appear. Do not feed the dragon, and stay away from the “heroines”.

Fast-forward To They, and all of a sudden “existential emergencies” became the talking points on the MSNBC’s.

Aussi, the U.S. Constitution, contrary to populists beliefs, is not the operator’s and/or service manual to The Republic. The U.S. Constitution is the instructions pamphlet for an imperfect democratic process, and a worthless and anachronic Electoral College.

https ://twitter .com /AsvazadourianJP /status /henri-cartier-bresson

Segoviaspixes© on the other lens, mister French Ambassador to Xochimilco, is where it’s at, them cats at Henri’s joint next to Buttes-Chaumont and the Puebla Pavillion lack a spectrum of light that only EYE (alone) can deliver.

Literally, Breaking on FOX News, a Trump republican from South Carolina admits that Putin, and not Australia, is the enemy.

 

Öüï, however, insist that Australia is the enemy. In any case that The Barbie is in, Shrimpy’s cousin, Pinchie, is not amused David French. And that’s just mister Paine bitchin’ about el pastiche cubano (mañanero) en franche°musique.

The Gall, France! And nothing but the motherfucking Gall, France.

Jump to mañana

Lacias las calabazas, Blandine³ — 47 a.C.: «Veni, vidi, vici»… J.C.

³~. Blandine Hugonnet is BFM’er TV’s, Vatican correspondent and the illegitimate basterd’ love-child of Cardinal Ximénez’s lust for lusitaniens en Lisboa.

On a They like To They… It’s OVER CAPACITY DAY.

1385 

🎶 Se suma un nuevo sonido a las orquestas del día:
in Rome, Pope Sixtus IV appoints Fray Tomás de Torquemada as Inquisitor General of Castile and León by bull, a position that he would extend to Aragon , Catalonia and Valencia (another bull) on October* 17 of the same year, and which would make him the first inquisitor general for all of Spain, next to Cardinal XIMÉNEZ, off–course.

The first bullfight is held in Pamplona. A Christian and a Moor, arriving from Zaragoza, fight and kill two bulls in the presence of King Carlos II of Navarra.

Across The Atlantic… “Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!³

John Hancock acts all French in Philadelphia.

1776
The signing of the United States Declaration of Independence took place.

and in Washington, Mika Brzezinski could not stop stroking her Stylo… but Öüï has nothing to do with that. She’s Electrik, she’s in a family full of, you know, Varsoviennes from Poland.


Ladies in Gemini, please stand-by for Wednesday. Right now it’s another micro-segment of “Yup, it used to be called The School of The Americas” but after the Noriega incident at PANAM[E] in the ANTHROPOCENO the Academy just learned to better manage them Lethal Eras in one Military Center.

Brigadier General Moussa Salaou Barmou, was trained by the U.S., making the Nigerien coup the 11th in West Africa since 2008 to involve U.S.-trained military officers.

https ://www .democracynow .org /2023/8/1 /niger_coup

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https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Anthropocene

Blandine’s Sopa de Flor de Calabazas Lacias


1934

Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler becomes Führer of Germany following the death of President Paul von Hindenburg… and Zeppelin, don Alberto Nájar, —GOES HERE, maddafakka!

47 years in the future, in the month of October, “en octubre tenía que ser“, Ron “ramón” Quintana would inspire a young Reichskanzler to embark on his BLITZKRIEG over Europe.


But FO’ist, it’s been brought to our attention that aside from enabling thugs en las jacarandas de la EMBAJADA de Francia el “la Hidalgo”, Jean-Pierre there is also hooking that fucking “ardillo” up with full-retirement, medical, RSA, unemployment and a suite a with view to the Ambassador’s bathroom.


HEMP FOR VICTORYbut you better not smoke that joint, Bogart.

1937

The Marihuana Tax Act is passed in The United States, the effect of which is to render marijuana and all its by-products illegal… including in 2021, THE CONSTITUTION³ of Them United States in América.

³~. 86 years later, President Donald John Trump*, the 45th U.S. President since General George Washington crossed the POTOMAC, would use that loop-hole to ride a legal defense on his TREASON indictment like a motherfucking LIGHTING working the EGGS BENEDICT buffet.

*~. Lest you forget, ANA Cabrera at 2 rue de SWAN SONG at Saint-Denis, France, that the U.S. Constitution was inked on stationary made from PULP FICTION.


With that on the background, we now return to another segment of the dis-articulation of Marie-Ange’s cadre on the Wall, and if your name is Roger Pérez 🇵🇪 please be advised that on tonight’s feature we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) are going to be featuring one of your famous photographs, the one of “Fabrice” do you remember “Fabrice”, mister Peréz? Because if you do, then I would like to remind the C.de A., that this post is not about you, but about that other 1801 association in France, I can’t remember the name but it’s the one that handles the graves 🪦 and etches the SDF’s names on a yearly balance sheet for La Ciudad de París… you know, just like Dr. Schiltz does for the CNRS.

https ://www .mortsdelarue .org/

In can décente pas le Prévert..

 


1990

Iraq invades Kuwait³, eventually leading to the Gulf War. 

³~. At the time, dear ANA Cabrera, Öüï [the staff] were on our way to AUSTRALIA via Mazatlán, Sin-Aloha, but Destiny’s Child would have other plans for Mí, and the rest went all as Chech & Chong warned U.S., “Up In Smoke ».

Société de presse
News Corp utilise l’IA pour produire
3 000 reportages locaux australiens par semaine

https ://www .theguardian .com /media /2023 /aug /01 /news-corp-ai-chat-gpt-stories


… la del ESTRIBO:

GHW Bush: “I don’t care what the facts are»

 

(‘George Herbert Bush: «I don’t care what the facts are, I will never apologize for the United States»’), one month after the U.S. cruiser Vincennes shot down an Iranian civilian A-300 Airbus with a missile, killing its 290 occupants.

Sources: https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /2_de_agosto #cite_ref-1
Fuentes: https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /August_2

Ladies in Gemini : la Doble U presents: Cocaine Shark

This post is approved by the big V de Vuitton.

V is for…
Vulva
Vagina
and off-course…
Vendetta
Versailles
without forgetting
Viagra 

I’ll See You On The Other Side.


Meet Mí in Marseille, look up
I’m on the other side of the espectacular  

Espectacular de Plata
… continued from page 179 (If you are out of Schiltz’-es-ese) get a rosé:
_mange au lit. Autour, toutes les miettes, les paquets entamés. Un seul souhait : qu’il parte. J’ai peur de dire, j’ai peur de l’incruste. Je dis. Claude ramasse ses affaires et s’en va sans remerciement ni reproche, laissant ses débris derrière lui. Ainsi va sa vie. Claude a trouvé sa raison d’être à travers la Bagagerie, il en est devenu le président. Il se dit dans l’entourage qu’il aurait une retraite de La Poste, qu’il pourrait être logé en banlieue. Il s’accroche aux Halles. Claude est un petit homme, ses cheveux et sa barbe bien entretenue s’allongent, il prend des allures de vieux druide, style Panoramix.

Later in the programming team USA is charging against team ORANGE NAVEL, an A.I. flying squadron from the Nether-regions in the Benelux who could not cut the scene during the last World Cup in France 2019, champions without a cup by any other name, just like team USA who despite their Jaggernaut-status on the woman’s FIFA circuit, they can’t hold a “pay-check” to any of their male counterparts… meanwhile in Miami, Messi scored a double, and if futbol statistics were a slugger’s average, it would be safe to speculate that Messi is striking .400, period!

🌬️

Lucharaaaaaaán, dedos a tres caídas sin límite de tiempo

Team USA will find out later tomorrow in CET if they are holding a pattern not seen since the Theys of Alexander the Great in Egypt or even that skull-fucker Khan in Yehuling. With all fronts being local, Team France hit a wall with Jamaica and as Ambassador Asvazadourian in Mexico knows, it’s getting harder and harder to get across the border, and in French Guiana « Las Bleus » will be trying to keep up with the Brazilian Havaianas at high-noon on Saturday the 29th in CET.

 

Behind the Crane in New York… It’s the legacy of baseball in the Negro League, Mick Jagger stars as Tina Turner… one last time, and rolls over to second on a WYmann Error. WYmann, a founding father of Her Satanic Majesty Players switched teams at the turn of the Twenty First Century (on FOX) and joined the Ted Nugent Michigan Molestors League where he is lounging on a .237 batting average. Wymann got distracted from Keith Richards throw from the Mound of Venus (the big V, for Vulva) when he set his base-line on the bat-girl who was only bringing Bill his fucking Louisville Slugger so that he could do his thing. Naturally, when you are a star, (some guy at the White House said it) the Commissioner let’s you get away with it… just like with French police administrators, —apparently.

Jumping Jack Flash… motherfucker hits the light switch and he’s on stage before the lights come on.
Over at chez Meacham in Tennessee, Jon is enjoying his “Adult Needs” time with some fresh new pornfantasy cinéma from the vaults in the cave de l’Excellentissime Monsieur Ambassador, JonStone Asvazadourian en la Colonia Hidalgo (knot de Paris) de Barcelonnette.

 

En México, La Lucha Libre cumple 90 años… ¡ARRIBA JUÁREZ!!!

Senado de la República entrega reconocimiento a leyendas de la lucha libre mexicana

… de los ocho qué tenía — Law in order, country in disarray

 Dog Cockle, Ostra 🦪… if youse going to pour some TeKaïLa on them hearth-shaped shells then that chef needs to know that el tequila blanco no sirve más que para hacer Margaritas en Spring Break, « coño ». Get some Reposado, next Thyme; and motherfuckers don’t you forget about La Valentina and off-Course, Mí.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_cockle

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Nice, France, things are not so peachy at police headquarters, the “flick’os » are acting like THE POLICE FORCES in Jalisco, this is to say, WE CAN NOW apostille un COTEJADO para la Unesco.

… [T]he administration decides how the state should operate. It’s a sort of organized catapult within the state, of which I don’t have the ins and outs, but it is something without precedent.
… 🎨
Entonces, pues… señor Tony Palma, please relay to Roger Pérez the following: —ahora píntame a uno de tus presidentes, 🍸.

¡Salud!
🍹… It’s Another Tequila Sunrise
But not here, aquí las cosas y las costas se acabán de nublar ☁️☁️☁️

“Was I Not Loud Enough”… do KNOT release the dog.
It’s called Country Music on Pabst Blue Ribbon, —motherfucker… and then CBGB’s was, you know, Trumped.

 

The Kid Stays in The Picture

Bob Evans in,

The Sun Also Rises… Ms. Greco

 

… and now the news. At la Maison de France24, en Issy-les-Moulineaux, home of the Cha-cha Sirens, the “Twitter” episode just became a relic.

 

After the fip, it’s “Sha-LA-la” 🇬🇧 Waterloo 🚽 Sunset 🌄 🚇

But first, a repetition for los Andalusians del Show de Juanito Guanabacoa, look it up, don’t make me link Jo’dum-Ass an “X”… used to be called « El pajarito », check it out:

… [W]ell, you’ve ho’id about, “el niño de la polla”, it’s not one of those, AND YOU CAN ASK Lucía Mendéz at RTVE/El Mundo de 🇪🇸, this one plays the piano with his cock, or so claimed Marylin Monroe 💋 💃🏻. He was also a gun-running NAZI smuggler.

https ://www .elmundo .es /suplementos/cronica/2009

And, Ambassador Asvazadourian, it’s like I once told your colleague in El Ey, “Unlike other Zorro’s (Robin hood), I can speak with a British accent 🍷🩸🐇… Eye also roamed with Cardinal Ximénez, coño owes Mí 5 Duros.

One last good-by: rue Verneuil 75000

Rodas is on Fire and Zeus has been murdered — Los Hijos de Sánchez*

Hoy platiqué con mi gallo, by Valente Fierro.

Moraleja… Once I’m A Lifetime.

*~. Ahora en Español Castellano, para las provincias…it’s a mini Babbel Tower en la Madre Patria, ¡Joder !

Feijóolero I’ve never bean to Spain, but I know that la Ficha Verde is very popular con “ESOS Locos Bajitos” and Lucía Mendéz de El Mundo is not related to the one who played “Martha” in Los Hijos de Sánchez.

 

Oüï joins the transmission already in-progress, hilarity ensues when former Mexican president, and friend of Politics Nation with the Reverend Al Sharpton, Vicente Fox, scores a goal for the team « Los Amigos de Abascal en México ».

Sébastien, effondré sur le trottoir, me raconte en sanglotant la mort récente de son ami Michel : « Il s’est vidé de son sang et est mort dans mes bras du côté de la gare de Lyon, c’était mon ami, c’était mon ami. » Il y a dix ans, Sébastien était ce que l’on appelle un beau gars. Un tendre dangereux, ravagé par son enfance. L’ancien légionnaire connaît l’art de la mort et quand il est saoul, il peut se transformer en arme létale. Claude est « toursiveux ». Je n’ai jamais su le fond de l’affaire, mais Sébastien est devenu une menace crédible pour Claude. Je n’aime pas Claude, j’ai de la tendresse pour Sébastien, et pourtant c’est Claude que je mets à l’abri à la maison. Va comprendre ! Une semaine de cohabitation, c’est long. Claude sent mauvais. Il passe sa journée au lit ; il… Jump to page 180.
~. « LADINO » (mexicanismo bien belga) : personne dissimulée, pas très franche. ¶4, p.179.

https ://www .sdpnoticias .com /mexico /vicente-fox-discrimine-claudia-sheinbaum-sur-twitter-parce-qu-elle-est-juive-offre-des-excuses-douteuses

Aló Comidista: “¿Llamar judías a las alubias es ofensivo?

Very Superstitious… Uh‽ 
I myself am Suprematist-curious, Issy, I am a fervent Anti-denti. 

https ://www .wikidata .org /wiki /_blue_triangle_and_black_square

— Por cierto, mister Asvazadourian… do you know why “Phat Bottom Girls” have such beautiful Petanque-tonks? I’ll tell you why, because they are doped-up on a steady diet of “judías búlgaras“, es más mi querido Excmo., en “LA Hidalgo » I have it on good authority to relay that Phat Bottom Velasco is cou-cou for esas “judías búlgaras con chorizo VERDE de Toluca

https ://cookidoo .fr /recipes /recipe /fr-FR / judías blancas 

https ://elpais .com /ga stron omia /el-com id ista /2020/02/27


Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta:

¶4, p.179 :
Lydie, the beautiful Lydie, devoured by the demon of alcohol. Lydie, mother, young grandmother, crosses the Jardin des Halles again and again, stoned, railing against her fellow wanderers. For years, she has contradicted all the the prognosis of resistance to alcohol, men and the street. Her decline frightens me. I watch her from a distance. What can I say to her?

 

Para todos y todas aquellas, y aquellos entre los otros y las otras también, que aman a sus CANES, esto no es la academia, esto es PRIMETIME in Hilo, Hawaii, dawgs, and El-ection³ Day in Salamanca, Maja… “allí está el detalle³, Chata! »

³~.Note to the GOYA crowd in Ponce, P.R.:
There is no missing Are D.A.R.E., boricua, it’s an election 🗳️, not an erection.

³~. Mario Moreno… no relation to Georgina and her lopez-obrador’ista  socialist realism mouvement.