Tag Archives: Desde los cristeros hasta Vicente Fox

Sprechen sie deutsch, mister Krugerrand motherfucker?

 Comm gib mir deine Krugerrand

PSALM 33 : The only true thing in life is La Lucha Libre, hear yea, hear yea: Catch!!! Glory, Glory Hallelujah—the masked man marches on. My Name is Armando Segovia and fuck David Hogg. That’s my chair, mister Hogg, mine. Any 🦉 hoot, mister Young Hogg you must get in the Ring with EDWARD THE CONFESSOR before you can even think about bringing The Kids in The Hall 🤳🏽 to The DNC, man!

Let It Be — It’s A Tijuana Mystery.

“It ain’t necessarily so”… it’s a Mystery, mi rey, it’s a mistery but one thing for sure is that Lorène got bitten by a chihuahua and the French presenter sport(ed) the “agropecuario” look during the BFM’er version of Güey Too Early show, but she is definitely missing her Resistol® 🤠, no word from the camera-shot if Sousabeille is wearing regular Tony Lama boots or UGG Boots like French narcos do.

The second fiasco on the Crossing between Two Transepts includes the Long Lost Illegitimate Great Grand Daughter of Davy Crockett, the one and only, Texas Representative Jasminnnnnne Crrrrrrrocketttt!!! Crockett is fighting the current Republican Speaker of The House Mike Johnson.

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In local news, it’s official the city of Paris just outlawed new dentists in and around each of her 20 arrondissements, bringing back the anti-dentite theys of the 1930’s in Vichy’s Labs.

In this section the student will reference Cedillo’s “Los Nazis en México” and, the student will also superimpose Zedillo’s “alternancia de Los Pinos” at the turn of the Twentieth Century and the end of Prince’s political Party of 1999.

But first, Öüï switch it over to Abbey Road where George Harrison (the most Mexican³ of all The Beatles) just took a page from Cardinal Glick in New Jersey, and the so-called “Dark Horse”, in an effort to drive more Sheeple to church, introduced Lucha Libre to the Anglican Church.

³~. Ask Dhani, 25 years-ago tomorrow, his Mexican mom neutralized a knife-wielding intruder with a chimney bellow changing with a single BLOW the stigma and stereotype of los hijos de “la chingada”.

Rodas is on Fire and Zeus has been murdered — Los Hijos de Sánchez*

Hoy platiqué con mi gallo, by Valente Fierro.

Moraleja… Once I’m A Lifetime.

*~. Ahora en Español Castellano, para las provincias…it’s a mini Babbel Tower en la Madre Patria, ¡Joder !

Feijóolero… I’ve never bean to Spain, but I know that la Ficha Verde is very popular con “ESOS Locos Bajitos” and Lucía Mendéz de El Mundo is not related to the one who played “Martha” in Los Hijos de Sánchez.

 

Oüï joins the transmission already in-progress, hilarity ensues when former Mexican president, and friend of Politics Nation with the Reverend Al Sharpton, Vicente Fox, scores a goal for the team « Los Amigos de Abascal en México ».

Sébastien, effondré sur le trottoir, me raconte en sanglotant la mort récente de son ami Michel : « Il s’est vidé de son sang et est mort dans mes bras du côté de la gare de Lyon, c’était mon ami, c’était mon ami. » Il y a dix ans, Sébastien était ce que l’on appelle un beau gars. Un tendre dangereux, ravagé par son enfance. L’ancien légionnaire connaît l’art de la mort et quand il est saoul, il peut se transformer en arme létale. Claude est « toursiveux⁵ ». Je n’ai jamais su le fond de l’affaire, mais Sébastien est devenu une menace crédible pour Claude. Je n’aime pas Claude, j’ai de la tendresse pour Sébastien, et pourtant c’est Claude que je mets à l’abri à la maison. Va comprendre ! Une semaine de cohabitation, c’est long. Claude sent mauvais. Il passe sa journée au lit ; il… Jump to page 180.
⁵~. « LADINO » (mexicanismo bien belga) : personne dissimulée, pas très franche. ¶4, p.179.

https ://www .sdpnoticias .com /mexico /vicente-fox-discrimine-claudia-sheinbaum-sur-twitter-parce-qu-elle-est-juive-offre-des-excuses-douteuses

Aló Comidista: “¿Llamar judías a las alubias es ofensivo?

— Very Superstitious… Uh‽ 
I myself am Suprematist-curious, Issy, I am a fervent Anti-denti. 

https ://www .wikidata .org /wiki /_blue_triangle_and_black_square

— Por cierto, mister Asvazadourian… do you know why “Phat Bottom Girls” have such beautiful Petanque-tonks? I’ll tell you why, because they are doped-up on a steady diet of “judías búlgaras“, es más mi querido Excmo., en “LA Hidalgo » I have it on good authority to relay that Phat Bottom Velasco is cou-cou for esas “judías búlgaras con chorizo VERDE de Toluca“

https ://cookidoo .fr /recipes /recipe /fr-FR / judías blancas 

https ://elpais .com /ga stron omia /el-com id ista /2020/02/27

Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta:

¶4, p.179 :
Lydie, the beautiful Lydie, devoured by the demon of alcohol. Lydie, mother, young grandmother, crosses the Jardin des Halles again and again, stoned, railing against her fellow wanderers. For years, she has contradicted all the the prognosis of resistance to alcohol, men and the street. Her decline frightens me. I watch her from a distance. What can I say to her?

 

Para todos y todas aquellas, y aquellos entre los otros y las otras también, que aman a sus CANES, esto no es la academia, esto es PRIMETIME in Hilo, Hawaii, dawgs, and El-ection³ Day in Salamanca, Maja… “allí está el detalle³, Chata! »

³~.Note to the GOYA crowd in Ponce, P.R.:
There is no missing Are D.A.R.E., boricua, it’s an election 🗳️, not an erection.

³~. Mario Moreno… no relation to Georgina and her lopez-obrador’ista  socialist realism mouvement.

11 – 11 – 11 {42nd Street via the Armistice cul de sac}

2011 – Francisco Blake Mora, Mexican lawyer and politician, Mexican Secretary of the Interior (b. 1966).

 

“Hoy recordamos a Juan Camilo Mouriño a tres años de su partida, un ser humano que trabajo en la construcción de un México mejor”

Francisco Blake Mora, 4 de noviembre, 2011.

Las flautas ain’t nutting but rolled-up crispy tacos, here’s the recipe-esse-€$€!

From El Monte, CA, to Athens, GA… La Nuit de LA Philosophie ain’t nuttin’ but a French Taco 🌯.

Garçon! — FLAUTAS!?!? Flautas nada mas las de El Canario, en la Carretera Panamericana en Ciudad Juárez Chihuahua… also known as “tacos d’El Dorado”.

 

In Mexico, just in time to celebrate the End of The War, the Hitler Youth from Vigo, Spain, will be performing “Les Frères de La Marseillaise” with a flute sticking out of their CULOS.

Los hijos de Santiago Abascal en Acción Nacional, un evento patrocinado por Andy García y El Yunque (cristeros de Los Altos de Jalisco).

 

The event was sponsored by The Melle. Pitch Award and, « los amigos de México en El Circo HOUCKE », at Le Grand Palais during a rendition of the “celebrated” L’ÂME DES CAMPS.

1918 – World War I: Germany signs an armistice agreement with the Allies in a 🚂 railroad car in the forest of Compiègne.

1889 – The State of Washington is admitted as the 42nd state of the United States of America… The Times They (aren’t) changing, just ask the INDUSTRIAL WORKERS of the WORLD in the year of Ken Burns, Lord in 1919, in Centralia, Washington.

1885 — George S. Patton, American general, and General Pershing’s headhunter resets his days on this planet and he lands a role in the Antonio Banderas Hollywood classic, “Old Gringo”, based on the story of Kurt Vonnegut who hated jazz and especially, jazz mixed with Pancho Villa.

1922 – Kurt Vonnegut, American novelist, short story writer, and essayist is born on Armistice They (d. 2007)

Oyé XI… ya’ commie bastard! You feeling Japanese? Or are you just happy to see Admiral Stradivarius ordering SUSHI 🍣.

 

1928 – Carlos Fuentes, Mexican novelist  and essayist cried his first Grito in, wait for, IT!, wait… PANAMA! (d. 2012)

Suicide Blonde… no se vaya, —deteniendo. It’s called IN–er… tia. After the break, it’s AUSTRALIAN RHULES FOOTBALL… for Phags.

But first, it was 1974 in Saint–Germaine-in–Laye, Louis Dieudonné de Bourbon resets his life form as a Hollywood pornographic actor named Leonardo DiCaprio ⚜️.

Oyé Leo… stop eating Las Vaquitas en La Paz, Cabo Wabo ∵ Baja California Sur is not Versailles, —motherfucker!

Rugby 🏉… and that is all Eye is going to say, ∵ son Bien MONTONEROS.

 

KILGORE WAS A FAG, Blondie. Oddball told Mí, so.

 

… Down Under, you ain’t in Kansas anymore.

…

Atlantis…

…

Öüï, Jayn VilleNet, öüï… Öüï! release Jazz

It's nothing personal

{and}

—Öüï replies:

It’s been done before… and besides, technically The Kraken is not a fish. What’ll they think of then? Allow The Sirens into the pecera? Hey, while you’re at it, release the Seahorses, those fancy-They-at-The Races-hat wearing Sirens love Seahorses, but on land the Sirens swear that the Donkeys do it better. Any questions?

Previously on, William H. [alias The Kid] was a friend of Ours, but Eye can’t vouch for that Frisco Kid that secretly dresses in drag at The Castro, his official Seal is @ArchCordIleone.

Prenez la communion et vous partez !

Ask, Andy Garcia 🇨🇺, it was the American Priest [from 🇺🇲 Boston] in Paris 🇦🇪 who went ahead and SHAMELESSLY took on the role of Cardinal Glick à Saint Eustache–des-Boucheries sur Les Halles.

PS: For the record, Jon Stewart is a faggot, not a Fag, a faggot. It takes a certain backbone, madame Bourne, and if you need interpretation on these scriptures, please visit Jimmy Kimmel in El Ey, mi’ñora.

Sin Celery,

Transnational Toes, Field Marshall Carlin is an honorary jury at The French Chupacabras masked Producer Race.

Field Marshall Carlin.

No, no, no, no, Sonny* boy

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Please, as your Señor daddy, Mr. Reiner, would put it to “los cristeros” de Andy García, « never mind the “unmentionables”, and you, Sonny boy, step into MY misery”.

LA LA LA

LA LA LA means love. Te lo dice un bernardino from the Inland, casi esquina con El Rialto y La Fontana.

“Badges‽… keep ’em in the same pocket with them Donald Trump “tonka trucks », we [the staff] can build millenarian Pyramids without know-stinking Donald Tonka®️ trucks trump Towers ».

John Wayne

John Wayne… now in TECH–ni–COLOR… a Public BloGcast Announcement from tour YOUR local D.V. of A. around La Europa. Time Now 10 hundred hours in condorCET.

We just need a little Leverage, Mr. Noah, and not necessarily “las palancas” de Diego Luna.

Más Pierrick que la Luna? Only Vicente Fox on Morning Joe

—’pos nomas la Redundancy of las erres ese.
… responde el profesor, Víctor Quintana Silveyra, como si ese cabrón fuese pachuco en el IHEAL*.

En Guanajuato...

En Guanajuato de Los Longchamps de Ntra. Señora de Las Victorias casi esquina con Trocadero y La Bourse (Paris CEDEX) es medio día.

Galgos need not apply.

Sencillamente, seulement para perros.

Monsieur Le Renard

Ladies in Gemini: con ustedes (sus Mercedes) Monsieur “Le Rrrrrenard ». Starring Andy Garcia en el Rrrrrerol de Gael Garrrrrrrcía Berrrrrrrrrnal. •|• …[E]n París, Francia son las Once del Mañana de Hoy.

Mientras tanto en:
TELE VISA SE QUIEBRA
https://www.jornada.com.mx/ultimas/economia/2019/07/22/utilizan-en-obras-fallidas-dinero-de-los-trabajadores-2932.html

Jared y Bernardo

Jared’s and BRDO’s plan rueda como la Rueda de una Mississippi Norwegian Riverboat queen.

…[A]nd the 45th president of the RACIST United States says, from “the” Walter RrrrrrrEAD Library:

We don’t have a written agreement with Meckziko, but we’ve owned the RrrrrrrAW oil from their sovereign land since 1968. Plus they [MORENA] are already talking about using the TRIAD’s methods on “our” southern chiapas border.

Mean, while Donald Trump distracts Des Moines, en Taiwan no hubo noticias de París.

https://vimeo.com/349311161

 

Intermedio — Hear me out Franck, “could it bee!?”

Sitio Not Seguro

Sitio Not Seguro…
y los Uber–esos son para puro pinche BoBo.

10 para las once, en la bastilla de los lisiados.

The process

proceso

–_!_–

Para conmemorar la chingada ocasión, Lamborghini destapa el modelo:
UNILEGGO*

*On one motherfunking Leg

... y luego las fresas

… [Y] luego, Franck, check this out:

Previously on The Historical Roast of  ⚜️ 🛸🕳😍 *

* Ancienne OVNIS
and
Les Trou sur les terriers blancs
who love’em.

Esteemed, Reverend:

As previously explained, we [the staff] don’t doctor the themes that make up this most inconsequential blog ; we know, however, that in the EyEs of the CSPAN tsar** öüï are nothing more than an outfit of political junkies; and so, the board of directors ON THIS SIDE of the Rocco Commisso’s of them CSPANdex, reckon [that] we must break-it-down to the Wi Tang Clan and their MorJo influencer and consiglieri de tutti-frutti, John Heilemann, given that most unfortunate incident with them MAYates, —the other day, after the night before.

** (öüï are not gonna mention his name,
—Mr. Brian Lamb—
we’ll just leave that Block from the “programming”,
out of the ” classroom”)

Now reverend, we also know that when we fly we are not on your radar, but to make something perfectly clear please allow me to not quote to you, a quote from el perrito lambiscón  del washington de ronald reagan, Mario Vargas llosa, en “la trompeta de deyá [3]”, misma que aparece  en la Edición conmemorativa de la rayuela de una “tal” real academia española y de la asociación de academias de la lengua española:

https://expansion.mx/entretenimiento/2010/10/07/vicente-fox-vuelve-a-equivocarse-al-nombrar-a-ganadores-del-nobel

… [E]sto no significa que fuera libresco, erudito, intelectual, a la manera de un [JORGE LUIS] Borges, por ejemplo, que con toda justicia escribió: «Muchas cosas he leído y pocas he vivido».

https://www.megustaleer.com/libros/rayuela-edicin-conmemorativa-de-la-rae-y-la-asale/MES-089054/fragmento

Rayuela para principiantes

Rayuela para principiantes… in plain English and in Reel Motherfunking Time… that’s the Jazz of Cortázar.

Hey Negrita! Nice Save D.A.R.E.!!! Have a safe flight, and might we suggest; without attempting to invade your space, some anti–Cuentos literature?

 

It makes perfect sense… for Jorge Castañeda Gutmán

TimeStamp: Ahora Sí (varón) en Central Colombian NATO Time.

¡Bailas y te vas!

Sabina Berman la rumba te llama…
Enrique Gorostieta en el rol de Andy García
se ocupa de tocar el son.

¿Líder entre quién, doña Sabi?… ahorita le presento al Mtro. Ramón Quintana y lo que ese cabrón acaba de escribir la semana pasada —por pura puta Causalidad— desde Ciudad Juárez; y lo bueno es de que arrobajuarez punto com no nos lee, porque si nos pelarán hasta el aficionado de don Jodorowski en ese medio respingaría con una sentencia sentenciosa, o algo así.

…previously on asegovia3.com:

“I Don’t See Mexico as a Latin American Country”
ex Canciller del gobierno PANISTA y cristero de Vicente Fox

…Chambitas, por Ramón Quintana Woodstock [link follows, server is down]

Mientras tanto en La Argentina, la noticia que llega desde Bruselas sacudió por segunda ocasión a la población; por otro lado, las filas de argentinos para poder lanzarse desde lo más alto de su ego incrementaron en un 200 %. La última ocasión en la que los gauchos entraron en depresión masiva por un desaire Europeo fue en el 2015 luego de que un ‘pibe’ divulgara que los argentinos son latinoamericanos y no europeos.

Según los últimos reportes de un testigo en el lugar, los primeros argentinos que se lanzaron al suicidio en diciembre del 2015, desde lo más alto de su ego, aún no an tocado fondo.

1  Central Colombian NATO Time: http://www.defensa.com/colombia/inminente-entrada-colombia-como-pais-socio-otan

2  Líder del Habla Hispana, y si tú crees eso te recuerdo que #YOMERO acuñó la jalada de que como México no hay dos, eh… y por eso las minas canadienses se metieron hasta lo mas profundo de sus entrañas saqueando lo mas precioso de su sub suelo; y por eso COMO México hay dos: https://youtu.be/fN-TEUfFuQ8?t=9915

3  Enrique Gorostieta, “Viva el Cristo Rey”, vía IMdB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1566501/characters/nm0000412?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t17

4  Castañeda’s needs to be booked on MORNING JOE… i need a new screen grab of that priviledged white Mexican fucker, eh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBFfomD0d6w