Thomas Matthew Crooks — an American Hero

³~. Badum 🥁 Tish! … and Jon Batiste, báteme una Macarena en Montreux and nevermind Colbert, Öüï can’t stand his Anglo-Catholic vibe.

Smoke on the WaWa

Note to The United States in América Embassy in Paris, and in Particular to JOCELYN KEAVENEY, Special Agent-in-Charge for the Secret Service at la rue Gabriel, next to l’Élysée:

La Flamme Passe à côté de mon SEUIL.

The Apotheosis ✊🏼 of a megalomaniac

With musical guest, A Drum Fill by Antonio Sánchez³.

Got something sticking in my i’s.

All commentaries that follow regarding Thomas Matthew Crooks, 20 years of age, from Bethel Park in Pennsylvania, U.S. in A., are a FAIR USE OF MEDIA, and neither Armando Segovia, nor Armando Serrano Prieto condone the use of violence to influence any political event and/or manifestation.

¡Hola! This is an Inter-mission

On DEADLINE:

It’s all in the Thyming, y’all 🥁… badum Tish 🥢… I Call this OBRA : DEVIL INSIDE with a Twist of Hutchence 🏄🏼 🪢 👹.

Hoy no hubo Box… out of battery, but Öüï will recharge… stay tu°ned. In the mean time of a streak of mexicanidades, el platillo es SURTIDO, y en la BATERÍA de Cocina the KITCHENWARE is beating LA BEATERÍA de Andy García y la policia del Pueblo de AMLO. Antonio 🥁 Sánchez 🥁  está en el banquillo de los cueros.

Si Estela fuese Canelo… there’d be no fuzzing and fighting, but because Estela is not King Canelo, Estela gets the shortest straw, more on that at 11, but what are the odds that fip.fr is being hungry with a full belly.

PINCHES MEXICANOS DE MIERDA.

🌮🌮🌮

Coman CaCa… because remember, raza 🪶… dos cosas pueden sera ciertas y/o verdaderas al mismo tiempo, por ejemplo, don Rey Canelo, en Hilo, Hawaii, es ya de noche y aquí en París, Francia, todos los taqueros andan desvelados y hasta de amanecidos a las 9h de CET con Luna semí llena y Cucharón contento, sponsored by, El Tacontento❤️.

No I did not, period! But if you want my info, just ask… COME AND GET ME, faggots.

 

Note to editors… it is Thomas Courbillon’s fault.

But let’s not focus on that fucker, ping pong y’all! I got a vortex to Vegas vía La Plaza de Los Dos Pueblos. Now the only true thing in LIFE MAGAZINE is La Lucha Libre, and just in the NICK 👹 of Thyme, President Joe Biden whips out his big ol’Penn University Pen and pistol-whips the Republican Party into irreverent hilarity…

It’s all in the Thyming, y’all 🥁… badum Tish 🥢… I Call this OBRA : DEVIL INSIDE with a Twist of Hautache… it’s more than a feeling.

And, To°Mas° de Cour-billon, you don’t need no astrofarian suit to get through that ring (cuadrilatero) you just have to be willing to wear an inflatable SUMO wraslin’ latex suit. 🥢🥁🥁🥁🛎️

Pots and Pans y’all
O como dice el chef:
🥢 Oigan Ollas 🥁 y Sartenes 🍳… and stay off of that deep fryer, patate 🪘… you have no business with them 🍗  drumsticks 🍗

Right now, King Charlo is about to take a bow to Rey Canelo El Justo.

Get Shorty, Season 3 – Episode 3

Sr. Marco Layera, “What a wonderful World”, eh‽

Humpty dumpty

Humpty Dumpty se cayó de Third Rock from The Sun, y Augusto Pinochet said, “quick, ¿Cuál es el número de teléfono de los Estados Unidos Americanos?”.

México para Chile… y por eso el chile es bueno para La Memoria.

… [P]lease have a SEAT, while “We, Oui, Güi“, as los Franchutes de la Colina say: Ri – 7

Intermedio

Intermedio con Vanna White.

In the meanwhile, help Yo’self to an Antonio Sánchez, Roach on Adderall [Sales y Speed] solo, because in next to a bridge far, far,… far away, across the Left Banksy from doña Vilma Fuentes (pinko–lefty) Bank, Napoléon Bonaparte is versing those wiith Eyes to see, who the real Donald Trump is.

Las Lunetas

Las « lunnettes » de Pinochet se ponen de moda otra vez; CIA La Resentida, los “once” no están muertos; SU PRESIDENTE LOS TIENE REFUNDIDOS EN UNA CAVA de vinos. ¡Felicidades!!! A ver si así recuperan “la memoria” y le hacen honor a la nomenclatura de su Patria.

But FOist, Amigos de “La CIA” La Resentida, lo de arriba, vía el monero José Hernández de La Jornada es un flashback a su presentación en el Théâtre de La Ville de Paris, durante su gira europea del 2015.