Time now in Texas… The Biggest Dildo in Space

Damn! That’s like an i•Phone 3:16 meeting the Atom Bomb. Jesus Christ, Alicia Menendez!!! Don’t you wish you had 1/4 million of them U.S. Dollars to go up with Katty Perry to the edge of Van Horn 📯.

Men on Jeeps searching for girls on Trampolines.

“the Kardashians are there, so you know that there’s a lot of fucking going on”

George López.

Any 🦉 hoot… I am going to grow Oregano out of you. Wild oregano.

Matchbox…

Got Pepper?

Deer, Marjo Portier Kalten-BoMba

Señorita, Kalten Portier-Bach:

Palm angels… effective on New Years 2025, all palms 🤲🏽 in L.A. become a Cell Phone free zone during school hours. Hey, ha’Ya doin’ sorry Eye can’t get 📵 trou 🕳️.

Öüï regrets to inform you that you erred on your interpretation of Manzanero’s translation of When I Am With Ewe, from Armando’s 1967 greatest hits album titled, “Tú, My Love… Con, mon amour”. Below 👇🏽 you will find the proper French adaptation for your non-readers, now no more talking, SilenZio… y por eso voy, a’Pagar la luz, para pensar en ti.

But first, let’s check what’s happening with “El Vendedor de Esperanzas” de Charlotte YAZBEK en Cuautitlán Izcalli 🦶🏽… bomba.