Previously on, La Doncella d’Orleans…

And… Cousin Joe, FUCK your Brand!

After the break, J.C. crosses the RUBICON, but first, it’s The MOTHERSHIP, with special guest KING HEROD the Great, who on YEAR ONE of the Come’On ERA, died following a LUNAR ECLIPSE in ISRAEL, Herod’s death was narreted by the same motherfucker³ that who BROUGHT EWE, the Passion and The Christ, FLAVIO JOSEFO.

Note to Phat Basterd’… that scratch that your Audience hears on the Black and White label is just the Sand on Josefo’s soles, but Eye wouldn’t know anything about that. On the same wind 🌬️ Eye can’t believe that Natalie would bring “GRABIEL” into the Mix.

I found Grabiel with Natalie Piolé…

 1950Juan Gabriel, Mexican singer-songwriter (. VII I, 2016)

“Grabiel es el nombre que MÁS odio (OVIDIO) en un pelao’

El Chis Chas.

And Zeppelin goes Here:

— 1944 – Jimmy Page, English guitarist, songwriter, and Gibson Warlock arrives to the Houses of the Holies, which coincidentally, turns 50 years old, THE ALBUM, not mister Page.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Houses_of_the_Holy

1873 – Napoleon III, French politician, 1st President of La Franche went back to THE AVERNO; AUSSI, on a They like to They… Richard Nixon, American commander, lawyer, politician, CROOK and the 37th President of the United States was born (d. 1994).

Just last week, on Epiphany They, Eye was relaying to y’all about the arrival of Juana de Arco, today in history, however, Juanita’s addiction to mushrooms³ was the excuse for a BISHOP who went by the nomenclature of Pied de CAUCHON to sit her ass on The Witches Bullpen, as THE UNIVERSITY OF PARIS, materialized and/or fabricated the charges of “visions,” while Juanita, and her horse, aussi, were under the influence 🍄 of 🍄 shrooms.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre_Cauchon

Got Would?


1431The trial of Joan of Arc begins in Rouen. Franche.

³~. She Talks To Angels, according to The Black Crows.

But never mind Juanita, because Juanita’s toast, gone, and all that remains are visions of whatever Les Lepenistesesos say that that wild-bitch is.

Right now, the biggest threat to society is the Black Death, but then again Eye told y’all that it was about to land.

— 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.

Día de Reyes, d’Arc, and off-course: TLATELOLCO

All Strings Attached and That Jazz en Cruz³:


PENELOPE, [Censored by The Ministère de FranchCulture, rue de La Banque, Paris Centre...] lo déjamos para el yermo [that is¹] la amplitud del Sena.

¹~. What are the odds that today’s FranchMusique Show took-off with a Cabinet Level DisClaimEr, regarding “Conflicts of Interest? »… la pregunta, Pedro Navajas, cómo dijo Blades, “Para la I’mmensità, pobrecita. »

³~. ARTeMIO on PAGE 9
LE POINT; nº 2631
5 janvier, 2023 

« Une Opération Commando »… el Valls de los HIPócritas.

Dear Niño Jesús,

“ Dieu lui–même
ne peut pas
me changer en un autre. »

Carlos Fuentes
The “Nasty” version of
el Realismo Mágico…

Chambre des NoTeRies, rue VICTORIA.



— 2021 : aux 🇺🇸 États-Unis 🇺🇸, des partisans de Donald Trump envahissent le Capitole à Washington, D.C. pour contester la victoire de Joe Biden et causent la mort de cinq personnes.

⚜️ Ewe Rascal Ewe ⚜️


—1412… cuenta una leyenda, that on Cardinal Ximénezes wet dream-list of birthdays to celebrate on The Soft Parade of a Funeral Pyre, Juana d’ARCO’s candle got lit To They.

American IF Airlines… Take TX Loop-375 to CHAPARRAL, Knew Mexico and head South under the U.S. I-10 underpass to the Santa Teresa International Bridge… and then Ewe have to options and both are precarious.


Who could have known, that the 47th State in The Union was admitted into the moose lodge on a day like today.

— 1536 – The first European school of higher learning in the Americas, Colegio de Santa Cruz de Tlatelolco, is founded by Viceroy Antonio de Mendoza and Bishop Juan de Zumárraga in Mexico City.

Content about FrancheCulture follows after The Phat Basterd’ Show, with special guest, chick with sweet sexy French voice, codename Sergeant Marjolette Suffragette.

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either “out in the open” or “ready for action”. Maybe others. FUENTE: Urban Dictionary dot com

Ha’bout it, Ministresses Bachelot, are you wearing any “UnMenTionAbles? or are you going George Clooney on The Vegas STRIP?

In the mean time, The Governator, Ah’Nold Schwarzenegger can’t shine a COMMANDO light on the Ol’Franche Culture, Roselyn Bachelot, and D.A.T.’s a PHACT, JACQUES!