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Dear, Rachel Maddow : fuck you, you opportunistic “North Star³”

³~. Sincerely, MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr… what’s good for the Venezuelans is good for the U.S. administration.

Güï–Güï… Italian Jazz follows… Modern Fiction for the Armed Forces Network crowd.

If only the Tulsa Wetbacks had the fucking imagination.

A little context : last night during the Nicole ‘Deadline’ Hour Show, Rachel Maddow promoted her new docu-special regarding the guy who worked behind the kicks and punches from the KKK in the Martin Luther King Jr. saga, while condemning political assassinations of Right-leaning motherfuckers in the same breath. Cool. Righteous. Aleluya. 15 hours later on Morning Joe a roster of pundits argued that the AUTHORITARIAN steps that the Trump thugs are taking against the brown and black-skinned people in the ‘continental‘ United States will set a precedent for future Democratic Party to come… why wait? Where are all the Gangsters? Where are all the Niggers—goddamn it, where are all the so-called thugs that sold a crime at the mall? Since we are going ‘biblical’ why not a KIRK for a motherfucking Eye? Why? Why not?

Kill’Em All

AdVert… encía.

 

1. En fin Raquelito, it’s 17h30 in CET and the Sun just shown his happy rays Emma-nating from The West with z ‘-Funky drummer on the FIP, huh! 🥁 This is to say that Öüï’s about to sample your queer ass, —in•deed. Eye just needs to cross the street from the Louvre to the 1st City Hall in Châtelet.

Ol’ or nuttin’ at all.

Charlie 🎯 Kirk is dead and that is a good thing.

2. And now that Eye crossed the street, allow Mí to make Ewe feel alright and just for shits-n-giggles knowing the alkie that you is I’m going to prepare you an Okie special from that “junction” that you used to love to de-bunk… one Dr. Pepper with a shot of Amaretto coming right up 🍸. Oysters from MAINE are optional. As for Mí, Öüï’s gonna stick to our regular I.P.A. from the 86 ; it’s 7.0%, but whose measuring right!? Nobody 💺drives in 🚏 Châtelet 🚇.

Si Adelita was not sworn-in, in the next 24 hours there be a dead speaker of that house… The Catcher in The Rye was for fags.

“Si Adelita se fuera con otro”.

… and The Devil Makes Three—Amy_Amy : AMY

Kill the rich… and then serve them motherfuckers for lunch.

Ladies and gentleman, from Los Angeles—California: A Band in Parts

Ok, ok, ok, ok-ok-ok-ok! Let’s think out of the box, try this on for size, it’s a little Krugerrand Eye stole from Danny Glover during Carnaval in Venezuela; HUGO CHAVEZ was there and Sean Penn was being an asshole, it’s his bread and butter Signature role.

Big Bird got Ran Over by a fork. The Lovin’ Spoonfuls will have none of that roadkill.

🎶 Like a Rolling Stone…
Like the F.B.I. !
And the C.I.A.
And the B.B.C.

Ustedes Los Misfits: Don’t Open ‘Till Doomsday.

Leavitt 👱‍♀️
Leavitt 🧟‍♀️
Leavitt 🪨

Because Évry body must get Stoned 🚬.

Let Mí, show you, Samantha Power, how it will be:

The Chicago School of Business: 25 or 6 to 4, “should Eye try Too-Dew some Moore?”

There’s 1 Four Ewe, and the 19th for Mí!

Take It!, a güey, Juanita.

Nevermind the “red-ass Mexican greaser”

… here comes the “dog-faced Apache” lies.

Fuck John Wayne… “Come here, you little white chicken shit.” Young Guns revisited (the Eighties on stage… literally).

https ://www .imdb .com /title /young-guns/ characters/ chavez-y-chavez-red-ass-mexican-greaser

… but seriously Volks, who slipped goat milk in/to the POTUS smoothie? Jeez-whiz kid, talk about a Mountain Dew™️ publicity stunt on Morning Joe gone to waste but at least Cousin Joe secured some extra advertorial revenues for the fuel expenditures for his yatch fleet collection in Nantucket.

Memo to William Jefferson Clinton:

Much like Lola, or Chavela… aquí hay puros puros Panchos Francos.

Take it away, Donnie Deutsch, —take it a wey! I would have given all of my Juke Box money 🤑 to the NBC ad revenue monkeeys if I could, in real-time, seen the face of Joy-Anne-Maddow-Haynes and that “Last Word” Lawrence fellow when President Biden reminisced about John « fucking » Wayne… 🪶 It’s gold, Psaki—GOLD!

Inter•net•Work — no Gy’ores por Mí Jimmy Carter

Cambalache vía Joumanna 🇬🇧 BercetChé 🇦🇷 on the Anarcho-CNBC beat of the Why Is This Happening Show.

In time-delayed news, the Boston Nationalist Party just secured an Import/Export agreement for tea-baggers with La Argentina, provided first, that former bigoted President, Donald John Trump, gets elected into the History of The World pages, —again.

🐍

… for the record, and out of respect to Ivo on the wall next to the monitors, let it be known that I, Armando Segovia, opted for not framing another shelf on that stand.

Context follows, to drunk too fingerbang a smartphone screen.

… That lienzo is nuttin’ but a Disco pelo, that’s clearly a rug on that cuadro.

Any how, Roger Pérez, te dire que esto es un proceso, nothing’s gonna change cautiverio.

…

Hibiscus 🌺 with Mika — Por si esto o por si l’OTRO

1~. The Rachel López Show, tonight’s tangent is Florida, Florida, Florida y su ley SB 1718, episode 1; Season 12:

Río Va Vel… dijo “el chino” de Pyongyang.

Baby it’s cold outside… Correction: It is alright to be white, o como dicen los bretones, « a rien  race power, period! ».

https ://www .lanacion .com .ar /estados–unidos /quien-es-el-mexicano-que-fue-detenido-en-florida-por-transportar-indocumentados-en-una-van

It’s knot the tint darkness of your windows, it’s the HEX of your pantone that which, motivated the Florida cop, —to put you away.

Eat the man! Drop the beach 🎩 bum… with that in mind, the following segment is PRODUCED W/THE ASSISTANCE OF THE DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM BOARD WHICH, (WHO/THAT) DOES NOT ACCEPT ANY LIABILITY FOR THE CONTENT AND DOES NOT NECESSARILY SUPPORT SUCH CONTENT.

Still to come:
Las°Tima Marcelino
She°IN°go a tu Madre,
One More Time.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/9/6 /claudia-sheinbaumclaudia-sheinbaum –sera-la-candidata-de-morena-la-presidencia-en-2024

It’s called the Hail Mary in ovalball (it used to be called ‘football’) and Charon calls, IT!, something else over The River Styx, but that’s all Greek to Mí.

Any how, Raquelito, here’s an instant re-play of how Jimmy Buffett was spared from the bowels of HADES, it was glorious. Literally. Motherfucking Bill Richardson manifested his ass next to the river bank and PRO-ceeded to whip out his big ol’ diplomatic scroll and there was only one thing for Charon to do, and that was to relase Jimmy from having to cover the songs of Paul McCartney in hell. The REAL winner here is not Jimmy Buffett, but the REAL Paul McCartney who as people who know, know, that the REAL Paul McCartney is a waiter at the Dew Drop Inn, which is kind-of, sort-ish, like the Hotel California but for Redneck Riviera customers. Can you IMAGINE having to serve Lennon while Harrison introduces the opening act for GARY WRIGHT who (by-the-way) plays a mean bass line for “DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE“.

Someone is going to make you pay your fare.

2~.

Entre Títeres y Objetos

https ://old .reddit .com /r /beatles /bonzo_dog_doodah_band/

Mariposa Tecknicolor… caras de resignación.

“Lo Bueno de Adolfo Hitler es de que él, si sabe como gobernar“

Augusto PINOCHET
Putschista vitalicio de Chile
en La Maison de l’Amérique latine°

3~.

Hoy si hubo UN BUEN DÍA en Yucatán!
Mare.

Los Amigos de Javier* en Champs Elysées.

Jump to Paragraph Five Paraphrasing of proceso’s editorial about the Things We Said Today on, Ernesto Villanueva‘s editorial regarding The Pulitzer Prize del 09/04/2023 

Eye Double-Dog Dare Ewe.

 

*~. Sicilia, y los Amigos de México en París 8.

What’s the point, o cómo dijo Poniatowska³

³~. ¿Para qué‽ ⌨️

Cookie Monster!

_ If Jamal Khashoggi had a “Red Privada” then Manuel Buendía would most definitely have had a Middle East Eye.

{and}

What’s good for the Saudis is good for the Young Turks:

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /sweden-distance-itself-kurdish-groups-bid-join-nato-swedish-radio-2022-11-05/

Hola, Mano… I’m leaving Vega’s Archives

“Just the facts Ma’am.”

The pad spells, IT!, right out, period!

The instruction reads:

¡Escribe a mano aquí!

and so Eye, did… ¡Hola Mano!

Amarillo no me pongo.

Based on a Rupestres Rodantes album titled, “Paint it, Black”

Eye Rememb’ah, the fucking Masons, it was THE MASON.

Starring Nick Cage as the Enemy of The NATIONAL Archives… at The Georges Pompidou National Art Museum… WITH Alice Cooper in the role of the fuckin’ Mason and The Librarian as The FILING ENEMY³.

✒️📐🗃️🗄️🪝⚖️

³~. Patti Smith stars as THE VOICE of the MASKED FILING CABINET.

This Film Has Not Yet Been Rated.

… After the break, it’s « To The Moon, Alicia! To The MOON!! ».

The Dark Side of Mr. Pink 🦹🌒

I Know It’s Only Rock and Roll — but I like it

The RING = π(R + r) (R – r)

{or}

Must show Avi Velshi

A multi-billion USD investment by “Big r” to “little ARE”

Previously on, I Saved Andy Warhol…

Signed, sealed, deliver us from Le PN. Followed by “Pop” music… and, Cerf-panthère, you might think that the ‘straight’ snaking between 1968 and 2347 is missing the 5, but then you would have to factor in what’s at play (punto y coma) The V République, or something like that.

… Let’s do the math

96
98

Youse gonna need a NEW FORMULA.

___
194 turns to FIVE | ✔️🏀🗑️
Don’t forget to add ONE
ROUND TO THE NEAREST BITCH:

Shuby Doobie Doobie Bop Bop Thee Wa… pop 🎶 music.

5 + 1 = SIX

Ladies in Gemini: PURGATORY

But it’s alright, baby
If Eye hurries I can still make CHERNOBYL.

I Am SIRIUS… and you are not.

Instant Karma… In WaWa Land, Chris Haynes turned into The Ukrainian Foreign Minister, DYMTRO KULEBO, and Thee Rachel Maddow Show runs away from L.A. where she was shooting ZOOLANDER.

Shine on, and on, and ON–ON.

… CORRECTIONS DEPARTMENT, we interrupt STANFORD Ewe to relay that THEE RACHEL MADDOW SHOW was not in the process of shooting “A” ZOOLANDER in L.A.; instead, TRMS was SHOOTING A ZOO. Öüï, repeats, TRMS was not shooting a STILLER, Rachel was in L.A. shooting a DAMON.

Break on through (to the Pompidou)

Ladies in Gemini, Öüï has a percée…

Jump to PAGE 6 where a smirky Richard Hass explains BLACK MEXICAN Emmanuel Macron’s rage against THE UK SUBS.

And, Siren… slow your French down
and please, don’t shoot the messenger.

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What do you do for your money honey, in "The Last Highway; BonScott", by Jesse Fink. « Castor Music » Le Castor Astral

and for the Record, @segoarma is keeping up with the DENTILS, and Ewe already know what an AntiDenti Eye is.

the DENTILS, ‘cus Ewe know, it’s FRIDAY’s Eve at the Rachel MaddoW ShoW.

… and Fellows, do remember, your sorry ass can only beat me if you:

Rhythmstick (1991) Dizzy G.

  1.  CHEAT
  2. CHEAT
  3. and of course… hold the monopoly of power.
  4. Not an “entry” but how does it feel?