La carta al director… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog (te lo juro) is that you won’t bother to read it ; however, if you should ever meet Dr. Poisson then maybe, just maybe she would second what I (Armando Segovia), responded to Alicia Leo’s and the cadre of the 6éme bureau dépôt at la préfecture de police (Cité) when I was asked in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and finally, in 2016, why I refrained from publishing what my findings (arrojaban) as these related to the framework of my talents and skills proposal to the French consulate (2010) in Los Angeles, California, 90025.
You Say You Want Revolution? Meet me in Venezuela.
The answer might sound pretentious, but if you time that dreaded historical épisode when Donald John Trump descended from his escalator in New York City, and juxtapose it with what I posted on that particular week then maybe, just maybe you sir, might begin to see who my number one reader was, heck I dare say, that if Hillary Clinton would not have been such a cunt to U.S. “deplorables” and instead had read between my “news letter” lines, Jeffrey Epstein would probably still be alive and that son-of-a-bitch destroying the White House would be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.
Any 🦉 hoot, Jan Martínez Ahrens… “Just’ah two good ol’ boys”
Öüï’s gonna be doing some math’s with the alphabet and given the last letter manifesting today in México City, I am going to borrow one of the TWO “zetas” from Hazzard and drive the GENERAL LEE to Verdun… and you and Mí are going to visit Claudia’s “Feria del Frijol”, because as Cervantes once wrote :
En todas casas cuecen habas; y en la mía, a calderadas (El Quijote II 13).
Brian is down by the schoolyard in Corona… simón que sí. Sources close to Peter Baker relay that Mr. Williams turned his lonely eyes to Jeffrey Epstein but the sonovabich was shipped in the holding tank.
Tú, all the girls Eye loved, and now we switch it over to a west Texas Town In El Paso where the Republicans in Texas are re-disticting Chicos Tacos for the benefit of Mr. WhattaBurger. Musical Guest, the backstreet boys.
And in Washington, Öüï seriously needs to tweek this, Eye said killed the rich, not douse elected officials… those motherfuckers are the help, or los gatos if you are a Mexican aristocrat from Guadalajara living in Texas.
It’s very simple stupid: kill the rich 🤑 and douse Benjamin Netanyahu if he should find himself as a target 🎯 of opportunity… Ewe know my name, pick up the number.
“I said I’m sitting here watching”, Match Boxhole in my Jeans… must be sung with a Ringo Starr pitch and one-each Mike Barnicle tone.
What ever… moving on with Mike Barnicle, the staff here reminds a Morning Joe bettin’ man —not to bet any Trucks before the end of today’s Morning Joe’s Show. —|— Uso justo de Scooby-Doo, Mattel®, MSNBC, and of course— the greatCarl Perkins.
Entonces… aparentemente, “un pobre político” en Inglés, también “es un político pobre”.
And with regards to Vice President Joe R. Biden, my Favorite Question So Far from the One and Only: Andrea Mitchell… Dear Joe Biden, the staff here loves your kind [really!!!], but to be honest you would not last a day in President Enrique Peña-Nieto’s political Party.
TimeStamp: 13h45 CET
Ladies and Gentleman, con ustedes…
El senador más serio entre la gran Mayoría de payasos que lo rodean:
Al Franken.
TimeStamp: 1 1 1 in the a.m. on ET time. —|— Uso justo de Saturday Night Live Alumni; and of course: NBC.
TimeStamp 12:00 hrs in Doni Deutsch time
That’s Right Louis, it’s Friday. And that can only mean one week one thing, One Thing, Louis: it’s the Last Weekend Edition before the Space Rover in Mars oficialices a new Era on Planet Earth…
[Note to S.Rhule… Barnicle Text was moved up… Will be replaced with Ringo’s Version of Matchbox]… TimeStamp with a 7sec Delay: 20:38 Central FIP time.
Coming up [concurrent with] a morning show
Oil [ as in Texas “T” ] news from Around the Globe… and in the Hour-Glass reflection of the folded map graphics on “The” Rachel Maddow Show:
“Well, Well, Well”… the more you Knew.
S-i-n … Co-men-ta-rios. —|— Uso justo de todos los medios, y de MSNBC.
TimeStamp: 3 minutes to the first 11th hour of the day [in] CET.
El Mundo—La Canasta—La Sirena—La Luna—El Sol—La Mano— La Estrella—El Nopal—El Alacrán—El Diablito—El Borracho—LAS JARAS—El CORAZÓN… ¡Lotería!!!… O “Bingo”, para los que juegan por dinero en los Casinos de Donald Trump… Bonus Lightning Round: El CAZO (“the saucepan”) as in: El caso que te hago es poco; a PUN that you may look up, [mr. BuzzFeed Ben] in order to discover that “attention” and cazo, as in “saucepan” are homophones in the realm of the Dictionary Judges whose jobs are to label and “tag” Mexican Spanish. —|— SAUCE and/or Salad Dressingcourtesy of Wikipedia: https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lote r%C3 %ADa. —|— Uso Justo de Monterrey, “y eso es todo lo que voy a decir”, —desde Saltillo, porque nos vamos “por cigarros a Hong Kong”.
…if a pool is drained without replacing the water before the next diver jumps—the Jumper Dies, right?
It depends. Sources close to Joe the Plumber suggest [that] wearing a helmet on the first three jumps might [just] spare the divers until new solutions and/or proposals for eternal life arrive.
TimeStamp: In Central Europe is 0500hrs
In New York, New York there is one hour left
before One Week is left of the President
Barack H. Obama administration.
…Y a todo esto de la sincronía y la serendipia
Voodoo Child—Slight Return, to Catemaco:
Amable lector que no lee este blog, ayer sacamos al ruedo la cosa del Horóscopo Chino y la de los animalitos que lo componen. Ayer resumimos, pues, en una entrada, de que el 2017 era el año de Gallo y por ende el de los ovíparos; y más especifico, el de las aves de granja. Dicho eso, hoy lanzamos una pregunta al amplio vacío de nuestras butacas:
¿En dónde señores, señoras y señoritas, pensarán ustedes que el ex gobernador del Estado de Veracruz ha de guardar sus huevos?
Respuesta para Quién Resulte Responsable:
—Pos’ quién sabe Jairo, pero
en las cajas de, en dónde deberían de estar, pos’
lo que encontraron fueron un chingo de billetes.
[enlaces a seguir]
Earlier, on the Yesterday
Last night the staff here didn’t know it, but just before Mr. Crowley made the rounds at the 11th hour, MTV News showed up on the stage, we didn’t know it at the time, but the Last Word on the Bird going down turned out to be so that the staff here could set the next frame on Fire.
During the signal loss, things got weird and the time stamp now turned out to Flip to New Year’s Eve, at the Filmore East in 1969… I’m telling you, something’s happening at the FIP over yonder. TimeStamp: 21h30 at Issy-Les-Mx. —|— Uso justo de todas las señales por los InterWebs… Little Wing, mr. With All Due Respect, is on right now. And the staff here is betting that Cokie remains ‘in awe‘ at how “Little” was the word that you, Mr. Heilemann, chose for today. “Move over Rover…” Double Trouble is closing the Hendrix SET!!!
Dear Brian Williams:
Our apologies for the misspelt calculations.
We [the staff] promise to come back [si nos dejan] to do your trademarked “Housekeeping and Math” revisions, in the meantime, and as an exploratory research item for our Pôle-Emploi SPEC-Project:
were you really expecting the president-elect choice for Defense Secretary to appear at today’s confirmation hearing in a jarhead uniform? Really!?
TimeStamp: approx. 0930 hrs. EST.
Go Army!!!
Breaking the second Confirmation hearing
The Ranking Member on Veterans Affairs,
Sen. Richard Blumenthal will be opposing Sen. Jeff Sessions.
It’s hard to pull Cokie’s leg… the veteran NPR Morning Edition commentator always knew that The Moon was older than The Globe. As to the two above, we now know that they both have chinchilla nuts —and no backbone. —|— Fair use of Transition Politics in the Changing of the Guard and the start of a new Era. In the Year of the Rooster, these two above represent “Little Marco’s” chickens… Salud Cokie, salud.
Memo to Brian Williams: Breaking con retraso— 05:20 hrs. Pacific Time…
Las oraciones de San Ignacio y el rosario para la Confirmación de señor Rex recibieron la gracia de algún otro señor. Hoy el confesionario no operó. TimeNow: 14h25 CET.
There you go again Cousin Joe…
Stop pulling the guests leg… Good Joe Pesci impression, though.
Good Morning, today’s matinee presentation
is being brought to you by Cool Hand Luke salad dressing.
Today’s morning feature is called Fat Man and Little Boy.
[Foto en proceso]
Yup! You know who else is not a war criminal: little Bush. —|— La segunda parte de La Confirmación de señor Rex está por regresar, de entrada antes de ir a comulgar, the Affordable Care Act acaba de recibir la primera derrota para su continuidad —sin un reemplazo— para los fieles, es decir para todos y no solamente para los que no votaron por Donald Trump. El sermón de hoy para Mr. Tiller, será en la parroquia de Saint Ignatius, la que está casi esquina con el Washington Post.
Later at the USO, it’s the Berny Sanders Express
A documentary disguised as a guide on polite society guerrilla tactics.
Staring Sen. Bernie Sanders as Berny.
Gene Wilder is All In…Blazing Icon of comedy passes away at 83…
Stick around, more “Juicy fresh content”… from Matt Welch follows.
“Leave the Weiner alone,” says the Reason editor-in-chief…
“and leave the blackface alone,” Chris Hayes, dixit.
Relax Bart…Public Policy Polling* reveals that bedbugs are more popular than Donald Trump. | Fair Use of los Warner Bros.; of the flyest Sheriff in Town, Cleavon Little; y del “producer” Mel Brooks… and of course: Young Frankenstein.
Coming Up: The Brasil aftermath, Dilma Fights back…
but you won’t see that: on MSNBC
TimeStamp: 1100 hrs. CET It’s Tuesday, August 30 —2016
… and in México, a thug in police uniform gets a pink slip from “el presidente,” it appears, but it is not yet confirmed, however; that the aerial toys, and the “know-how-francés” of the Gendarmerie got “[à] el licenciado” Peña Nieto in trouble—again.
Uso justo de los medios… y del gobernador William J. Lepetomane… en Main.
…but speaking of thesavoir-faire francés Chris Matthews over at Mr. Peacock Center can rejoice
with the announcement that the non-existent American HighSpeed Rail System,
will be getting the Alstom facelift ¹.
…and Now: it’s Housekeeping and Math*
Arizona will decide [in a few hours] if a Real Purple Heart awardee remains in office; because, who cares about La Florida, Los Delfines de Miami —y el Partido Republicano de los Estados Unidos Americanos… in 2016—copyleft.
It’s marathon Tuesday… we’ll be right back
TimeStamp: 6 h 46 m 7h 16m EST
Morning Joe does not know how to “do” the google…
let me help you out —Mika— with The Original Amnesty Song²:
Translation of ↑ Mr. Fernández’ ↑ warning [directed] to a mail-order bride customer and notorious casino owner:
“As long as You [guys] keep clapping, I will keep singing.”
…It’s almost 4:20[CET] and the staff is supposed to take a break; after all, this blog is scribbled near BFM TV, and not on the NAFTA/TPP borderlands of TeleMundo TV… In the meantime, here’s some trivia for the Country & Western crowd [at Joe’s Garage]: can you tell why the hero of the fabled West Texas town El Paso, in Marty Robbins [corrido] could not return to Rosas Cantina??? a)_ Because the hero fell in love with Felina. b)_ Because the hero shot a wild young cowboy. Or, c)… because the hero stole a horse. The answer, after i shave.
Team C-SPAN… i have a brand new shirt for “that” archive coverage.
Uso justo de la Casa Blanca y C-SPAN . org | Remember that you will Get the Government that “you” deserve… and the man with the Green tie, can’t run the show again. ¡Thanks Delano*!!!
*Franklin D. Roosevelt
Big Joe Scarborough needs to change his shirt on MSNBC. So say the “google monkeys.”
Warning: the above link is from August 8, of 2015, and part of it might ruffle some feathers with my observation of Mexico’s Energy Reform, especially as it pertains to Mrs. Clinton.
“Housekeeping and MATH” Brian Williams Super Tuesday 2016 Coverage Political Archaeologists will probably notice that this Saint Patrick’s Day coincides with the week that Gulf Oil opened their first pump in America’s Quintessential Backyard. Mexicans BTW used to celebrate Oil independence on this same week. Good news for the new Candidate in the State of Chihuahua though, and A PERFECT FIT FOR the man from 5th Ave. Talk about “OUTSIDERS.”
Still, we should move on. Remember, You Get The Government that You Deserve.
I need to go and pop some Pop Corn, Monsanto brand… of course.
Global Citizens creating change… where? | Fair use of media on the streets.
The contenders:
Big winners tonight: Hillary R. Clinton – Gov. Kasich – and that other guy.
The one without a SUPER PAC.
Sanders presentation on C-SPAN as Trump talks about how great he is, of course: on MSNBC. Time stamp: 03ooh Central Europe Time. … Sanders: Against Perpetual WARS, against the militarization of police. Sanders promises to do better than the Status Quo. Sanders proposes TAX on SPECULATION at WALL STREET.
Waiting for ILLINOIS results to end my political coverage Malpractice for today… i too, need a drink…
The RACE for DELEGATES: “Only one can survive,” said Ted Cruz.
Uso justo de la hora por internet.
A las 05h30, Brian Williams declara un aparente ganador en el estado de Illinois: Hillary R. Clinton.
En Misuri parece que también puede llevarse la elección y con eso hacer que Sanders abanique… Timestamp: 05h45.
Secretary Clinton Takes Wednesday morning… apparently she is one step closer to getting the guidon of the Democratic Party. In other news, the Republicans reduced their line up by one, as Marco Rubio fell off the trail.
![…It's almost 4:20 [CET] and the staff is supposed to take a break, after all, this blog is scribbled in France, and not on the NAFTA/TPP borderlands… Trivia for the Country & Western crowd at Joe's Garage: can you tell why the hero of a fabled West Texas town El Paso, could not return to Rosas Cantina??? a)_ Because the hero fell in love with Felina. b)_ Because the hero shot a wild young cowboy. Or, c)… because the hero stole a horse.](https://i0.wp.com/asegovia3.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/el-tesoro-de-la_sierra_de_gene-wilder.jpg?ssl=1)
