Issy-aquí-Aussi, [h]Ay uso³ justo de todos los reinos

Hoy por ser cinco de mayo, chingue usted a todas sus madres, y la de Cortés, —también.

“Reach for it, mister”…

 

“Cut his legs!”

Sam Wood
Director, “Kings Row” 1942,
Starring Ronald Reagan as “the” crippled gay guy.

Oh Deer, Timmy Barnicle is really gonna hear it tonight, go easy on Timmy, Mike.

I swear, Susana Poveda, i was in the middle of Death Valley on my way to Cucamonga when all of a sudden… the Madrid Community Mayor was warning Filipinos⁸ that she might just march her Paso Doble to Manila where Pablo Torre was spotted clipping a translucent guayabera shaped like a pea for that body of his.

Willie Dix-on baby, Dix-it wit an eX Bay Bee, because if your sexy-bust says it with a JOTA it turns into mustard, como Dij-on.

⁸~. “Phillyconíferos,” that’s what Ayuso calls the Tagalog-speaking fellows framed in a pea body.

Never mind your legs, Ronnie, where did your mind go?

🎩

Where is My Mind?

Peep’ol who know, know that Alzheimer caught you when yo’ racist-ass was making an illegal turn in Iran via Nicaragua! Heck nigga’ some even wonder if your 1987 Amnesty Program would have been a thing if nobody had noticed your Illegal war in the late 70’s, leave it to a Sacramento Bee from Corona, of all places, “to ruin your Black Tie Affair” 🤠.

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Jazz Artificial

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Your War is Illegal – mister President, —period!

 

All right Évrybody be cool this is a Time Machine.

Better than the real Michelin™️

 

… Deer, Donnie Deutsch, you know the drill, assume the position and never mind the brand because Cholula es Puebla and that’s our next stop.

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4. The use of “North American” as a synonym for “American” is widespread and acceptable, since, although the term “North American ” could strictly be used to refer to the inhabitants of any of the countries of North America (→ North America ), it is commonly applied to the inhabitants of the United States. However, the use of “American” to refer exclusively to the inhabitants of the United States should be avoided, an abusive usage explained by the fact that Americans often use the abbreviated name “America” ​​(in English, without the accent mark) to refer to their country. It should not be forgotten that America is the name of the entire continent, and all who inhabit it are Americans.

Source : https ://www .rae .es /dpd /Estados Unidos

Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

🎉 Celebrating Asparagus on the aspersions

Yeah 👍🏼 … Jackie Alemany is having Holder for brunch, it’s 2026 and with the entire Homeland Security apparatus (FBI, ATF, CIA, and the Texas Rangers) meddling with “Buchonlandia” vía Rancho Terrazas³ (State of Chihuahua) nobody, and i (Armando Segovia) can relay that nobody cares about all of the Fast and Furious saga, —nobody.

And when i awoke… Gerogina Moreno was still in charge of morena–francia ; la afamada y cándida⁸ Asociación Gilberto Bosques de París, —invita : nepotismo actualizado.

³~. Cuauhtémoc, Municipio de Cuauhtémoc, Chihuahua—MX.

⁸~. “cándida” only from the lips outwards, because on the inside esa ‘afamada’ asociación está más NEGRA que el fundillo del diablo and under the table, pues es un es•ca•par•a•te (storefront) for “Andy”,  the son of Ándres Manuel López Obrador.

Los Voladores de Papantla follows

 

… pass the biscuits, hold the Louisiana Sauce de Tabasco.

Realismo México, now with Tabasco sauce from Louisiana.

…

Los Invasores de Nuevo León Celebran A Los Cuates de Sinaloa en París, Francia

¡morena-francia y Georgina Moreno invitan!

Tailor-fitted Fuero for THE FRACKINGLY INSANE in fRANCE.

🚂… Ja, ja-ay
¡Y échele, mis Rieleros!
¡Qué bárbaros!
Pos, ¿qué no?
¡Claro que sí!,

Raphaël Morán alterna con “LOS TERRIBLES del FRACKING”.

… mention the name VILMA FUENTES de La Jornada y reciban una Buchanan’s Buchona de Nicolas.

6 FACTS ABOUT BUCHANAN’S THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW

 

1. En Europa no hay buchonas… Buchanan’s brand is not sold at “corner stores” East of The Atlantic.

Puro Corazón 🤠

 

2. Contrary to what “los amigos de Jorge Harmodio en la –ñ–”, or même the “chicanos de Évry en Paris-Saclay” might spew out from the hollow “buches” of the French coq that they-so-love to choke on… the slang terminology “buchon/buchona” is not related to the clothes and accessories that los “Chalinillos³” de David Guetta wear when they are striking poses and drinking Buchanan’s for the sake of France.

 

3. “Y como el viejo decía : si los Brandys se hicieran fácilmente, cualquiera…” se mofaría de Steinbeck’s “Grapes of Wrath” and the PHYLLOXERA PLAGUE, which like ANTHRAX, obliterated Louis Pasteur at Howard Johnson’s Ice Cream Parlor in Rockridge.

 

4.

The Right Answer.

 

5. Yada

… Single Malt, porfis.

 

6. Yada 🥃

1 de mayo 1886 —

I’ll have what Hughie Campbell’s mom is having.

It’s morning in Chicago

Nancy Reagan in Seattle. A rom-com from the producers of “Trickle-down Orgasm”.

 

La Corrida

 

Aguas!

Chicago, IL._ To celebrate May Day, Ali Vitali went fishing, and she doesn’t even have a pole 🎣, Jacqueline Alemany on the other set, is playing pool with sharks, and she doesn’t even own a cue.

Let Mí guess, an 8-day extension?

 

8-hr work day, c’mon Joe Scarborough (you son of a bitch!) pick it up, a 4-hr show is for “communists”. I bet that your golden parachute includes a “Pint A Day”.

Mark my words, Joey, one day the Voting Rights Act of 1964 will be as irrelevant as International Workers Day in L.A..

And now MPkB, you know — The Rest of The Story

Now you know how many holes it takes to fill the Donald Trump Hall : III. CHARLES please.

Let It Be : Naked

But most importantly, Marjolena Kalten-porfis Jazz, now you know why Olson Johnson at the Rockridge Conseil d’Administration was adamant about not letting the San Patricio Regiment join the Rockridge crowd : fucking Joe Kennedy.

🇫🇷 Labor 🇫🇷 They on a Cinco 🇲🇽 de 🇲🇽 Mayo 🇲🇽 🇫🇷 weekend 🇫🇷

Los Invasores de Nuevo León… The Jazz Sessions

Why Be Good ? — Only The Good Die Young

“It’s the Summer of GEORGE”

Galactic Jazz Day… formally ‘International Jazz Day’.

The movie that was playing at the Pantages (theater) when shopworn Eunice Pringle assumed the role of a chaste colleen brutalized by A GREEK in heat was William A. Seiter’s “Why Be Good? … on her deathbed, Eunice confessed that it had been KENNEDY who had masterminded the frame-up [of The Great God Pan…tages].

Hollywood Babylon II, ibid.
Pp. 29/30

President Madonna pities the fool who is named Paul, five times. ¿Cinco Paul!? da’Fuck!!! —GARÇON! Seis Hail Mary on the rocks for the V.I.P. Booth.

 

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki George_(magazine)

Note to Washington :

Fuck the Clooney

Psy-Spy-Syp-Yps-Ysp

and to think General, that some, in that “polite society” crowd of 1998 thought that “Politics overlapped with Pop Culture in such a limited number of ways³”… who would have thought back then, in 1998 (of course, not 2015) that a fucking recently turned-French celebrity named GEORGE would give Don John the Presidency for the second time and the key to a wrecking ball, eh!

³~. “Poster Boy for Poster-Boy Behavior“. Spy. March 1998. pp. 30–38 via : www .reddit .com /r /JohnAndCarolyn /spy_magazine_march_1998

Over at the Pantages Theater…

Jimmy Hoffa and Fidel Castro are having a mojito at the Soprano on Hollywood and Vine, hilarity ensues when Joe P. Kennedy strolls by and sees Jack (his President son) crashed on the ground, 3-Doors-Down at the Pantages. Inside at the V.I.P. booth of the Soprano (on Hollywood and Vine) Joe Kennedy’s ‘nightmare fuel’ sparks when he sees Jackie (his daughter-in-law) sitting on the lap of a Greek immigrant.

Deer MPkB… the last thing that Öüï needs is someone to watch over Mí

“Évry man and every woman is a star.”

Previously on, “Jonathan Lemire is a fucking asshole” : Terror—Enough said about Donald Trump’s health and human services.

Alistair Crowley

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For your transgression, Eye hereby condemn your lovely-self to your very own ROAST… now put on the black pointy witch hat and leave the broom, —take the Jouve before he gets old like Mí, “you wild witch!”

Now you are probably wondering (if you are from North Bergen, NJ, and do read-U.S. a lot, like most readers don’t) why Öüï is roasting the lovely Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, and here is “Y” :

because of that stupid algorithm that took all of the rhythm from the online consoles.

See what Eye means!!!

Eye, specifically requested a black pointy hat, and that fucking Algo-rhythm flips Mí this!!! Ewe people are not serious people. Ewe’s just a bunch of little goats 🐐, kids, really.

 

To be fair, Öüï knows that the change came when Rachida Dati quit her post as Ministre-esa de la cultura, irregardless… Only The Good Die Young. Blame it on Soula.

But you knows what really remounts my mountain? Sisyphus… 🪨 ISSY-i-am 103.7 FM, KMTT “The Mountain” transmitting from Sea-Tac area of the Sound there. Now that, that was some eclectic music in the middle of all that Grunge (may it rest in peace).

The Terror in Rockridge… a Brooks du Bois film³

³~. On the W.E.B..

From, the producers of “What a Widow”,  “The Trespasser” and, “The Swamp” comes the story of the bootlegger that could, Joseph Patrick Kennedy in Hollywood.

“When his Satanic plot backfired, Kennedy finally gave up on movies. The last refuge for a scoundrel is politics.

P. 46 in Kenneth Anger’s, “Hollywood Babylon II”. Arrow Books Limited ; LONDON 1984

“Contrairement a mon prédécesseur, je ne danse pas avec les loups!”

Le beau Robin de Locksley, —in tights, S.V.P..