For your transgression, Eye hereby condem your lovely-self to your very own ROAST… now put on the black pointy witch hat and leave the broom, —take the Jouve before he gets old like Mí, “you wild witch!”

Now you are probably wondering (if you are from North Bergen, NJ, and do read-U.S. a lot, like most readers don’t) why Öüï is roasting the lovely Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, and here is “Y” :

because of that stupid algorithm that took all of the rhythm from the online consoles.

See what Eye means!!!

Eye, specifically requested a black pointy hat, and that fucking Algo-rhythm flips Mí this!!! Ewe people are not serious people. Ewe’s just a bunch of little goats 🐐, kids, really.

To be fair, Öüï knows that the change came when Rachida Dati quit her post as Ministre-esa de la cultura, irregardless… Only The Good Die Young. Blame it on Soula.

But you knows what really remounts my mountain? Sisyphus… 🪨 ISSY-i-am 103.7 FM, KMTT The Mountain from Sea-Tac, now that was some eclectic music in the middle of all that Grunge (may it rest in peace).