Note to editors, and James Carville, professor at LSU³

³~. USMC, in other words, “U Suck My Cock”… Goooo, ARMY.

Over at 30 Rock, Mika’s Moving Out… and if that’s what it’s all about — let’s go to a Piano Bar.

For context, Professor Carville is a U.S. Marine Corps veteran, which means that the cock sucker was born in San Diego, California, by virtue of Camp Pendleton ; as for Mí, myself and, Eye, Öüï are Tank Operators from the Commonwealth of Kentucky…

Any 🦉 hoot, Chris Matthews… “Let’s play hardball,” but first allow Mí, to breakdown the LEGEND beneath Morning Star at La Samaritain (knot in the Gospels but on la bendita rue de Rivoli). It goes like this : one, tú, tree, fo!

It’s very easy if youse not into simplicity, really, all you have to do is play last night’s Club Jazz-a-fip (the podcast link is on yesterday’s short story) just click on the link and match (or synch) the time of each revision to what was being said trough the Sirens microphone.

That’s it! Easy.

Gracias a Dios es Wednesday (Sabrina in the Spanish-speaking world)

Öüï now returns to the liberation of Marjolena Kalten-porten microphone and the farewell to Güï Güï l’Impératrice.

https ://www. radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /passage-de-relai

Objects in mirror are closer than Sicily.

But first, a little recent history… not long ago on the East-side of the Marie Bridge between the Cité d’Arts and l’îlle de Saint-Louis there stood a child-size sculpture of a full-grown devil. Old Nick was dressed in formal attire, frock and all minus the top hat (perhaps to put emphasis en los cuernos d’ese chamuco). The figure stood in one of the three niches, the middle one and Lucifer faced West, and if you’ve ever been experienced ∴ then you know that when a boat passes underneath The Pont Marie, and a couple kisses they are in fact engaging in an old Masonic ritual. It’s a passage ritual, really, before you get to the Occident as you sail (in this case) from the Orient you must kiss the devil’s ass before you see the Best, which of course is The West.

Secrets in Plain Sight

Negotiations for Marjo’s release fell when the malevolent Denis Soula, a two-bit kaporal looking to impress the minister of war ignored the orders to stand down as the ¿A Poco Sí? Gallactic ship approached the mini moon.

The no-turning back zone

 

Kaporal’s Soula skirmish almost ruined the terms of the prisoners exchange, which of course sent the distinguished gunner of the ¿A Poco Sí?, Sensei del Toro into an unusual rage but for good reason, Sensei del Toro spent the previous 24 hours trying to secure the Tower of London, but the Sheriff in Arizona would not open a channel of communication what-with the Government Shutting down in the entire U.S.A. it became imposible to secure a prison to hold Luc Frelong. Güï Güi l’impératrice insisted that the liberating party provided the jail in which Luc would be held until The Seattle Mariners made it to the World ⚾ Series or the year when the mini-moon was scheduled to leave Earth’s orbit (which ever happened first).

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City)

Corporal Marley volunteered to shot the sheriff, but The rasta-fucker would not shoot the deputy, and so Sensei del Toro improvised a daring move and headed over to Indio, California… Sensei del Toro had some friends there who hit the peyote like  crackheads hit Rock Cocaine in Compton.

It’s a human number… Iron Maiden, pero sí, more understanding than a cunt… right back at you l’impératrice 💋.

Naturally, Sensei del Toro had to slow time to an almost stand-still if he wanted to hit the mescaline, secure a prison for Luc and make it in time to meet the end of the bargain with the Evil Güï Güï…

Meanwhile, as that shit developed in Indio, California, the Brave Sirius had to deal with Kaporal Soula’s protagonismo in space.

Short-story long, Alcatraz was out of the question, Donald Trump was adamant on re-opening that joint to house niggers and wetbacks, and other assorted undesirables in The U.S.A., but lucky for Sensei del Toro there was an old California Pinto League parolee sipping on Gin-and-Mezcaline who suggested TRACEY, which coincidentally was free for auction following Governor Newsome re-districting scheme to respond to the Texas organized re-districting grab-ass.

Prison for sale… must take all of the pintos that are housed and serving time within. The price is a real steal : $1000 U.S. or a dozen oysters from Scots in London.

The brochure looked promising and so to Tracey it was that Sensei del Toro and his band of Ragamuffin Buffalo Soldiers went.

Page 2 ; Tuesday’s Gone

Scots is not your average Long John Silver’s, you woke peons… meanwhile across U.S. military bases in Germany, USAREUR is advising soldiers and their dependents to go to food banks because the PX³ is not a benevolent opération. Marines at the Embassy in Frankfurt got coupons to Scots and a 4-day holiday weekend. Semper-Fi.

https://m.youtube.com/watch James Carville is a fag.

³~. For the un-initiated, such as “our brave commander-in-chief”, the PX, or post exchange is the designated area where a big name contractor such as Wal-Mart or Halliburton get a 10 to 20 year contract with the Pentagon to act like the base supermarket.

But first a message to Piers Morgan on Morning Joe : fuck you and James Carville, nice segue from the affordability crisis to your $1000 U.S. bet and a dinner at exclusive rosbif restaurant (where they serve French food)… but most of all FUCK YOU and your intellectual honestly for suggesting or hinting about retroactively giving Charlie Kirk a more honorable life in order to accommodate the words ‘tragedy’ and the familiar phrase, “our thoughts and prayers are with his wife³”, case-in-point, if Stephen Miller was shot in the neck right now I (Armando Segovia) would do a shimmy dance and I would open a bottle of STANDARD FRENCH SUPERMARKET red wine 🍷 and chug a drink straight from the bottle to celebrate his “tragic” passing… my thoughts and prayers would be, appropriately, with his wife.

Dear Piers Morgan… Spanish-style bullfighting (not that redneck 8-second cowboy bullshit) should be an Olympic sport where men and women compete in the same arena.

Piers Morgan is a woke mongerer.

Last night’s shift in MADISONIAN politics means Jacques Didley-Squat if the Trump appointed majority in The Supreme Court of The United States uphold Stephen Millers policy to detain brown-skinned people who Speak to Mí in Spanish, additionally Joe Scarborough, fuck you and that Israeli zealot from the Israeli Anti-defamation League, Jonathan Greenblatt, who is spewing hate on the recently-elected Mayor of Manhattan and all of the other Boroughs that make The Great Apple, great.

If Eye Eva’ Lose This Heaven

And Reverend Al Sharpton, what a condescending way for that prick Greenblatt, to suggest “how you have grown” after he shitted from an F-16 on New Yorkers on Morning Joe. What a cunt, the worst of David’s 🇮🇱 KLAN.

I dare you Joe Scarborough, to bring in your “star” mentalist³

³~. Oz Pearlman… bring him to Mí—Eye double-fucking dare you, —bitch.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2025/01/21 /and-katty-kay-in-spite-of-all-the-theynger³/

Quand on arrive en ville.

Issy–les–Mentalists

I can see for Miles, for Charlie, and off-Course, Max… now pass the roach, and don’t Ewe Bogart that Joint.

Lucifer Rising… if you think that God or Allah had anything to do with this particular liberation, then Ewe know Didley-squat about the details.

 

Eye tell one thing Willie Geist, Antonio Sánchez Is the fore-bearer to Gonzo 🥁, but yes Cousin Joe, The Beatles became The Beatles when Ringo found out that that bitch had The Devil in Her Heart.

Musical interlude:

You are welcome, Governor Newsome… París followed.

Rue Gabriel, 75008

Bitch’s got Jesus in her heart, or how Charlie Kirk learned to love rolling in his grave while his widow is eyeing a potential First Lady replacement for 2028 if Donald decides to not Run.

… and now, Page 2.

Güï Güï 📢 Resistance is FUTILE… give up the Marjo, you may keep the mayo, pass the ketch-up

Happening somewhere between the Southeast quadrant between the Pont Marie (the most romantic of all the bridges in Paris) and the full moon above, a battle to liberate Marjolena Kalten-porten Star Galactica is about to take place.

Bo knows Jacques
and
Paris knows Didley
about Iran

Lucifer Rising on the harp 🪉

 

39 theys after the evil l’Impératrice locked la flaca de Siren Central the insurgent starship “¿A Poco Sí?” reached the no-turning-back point and the crew waits for the response from the aforementioned Güï Güï, will the bad-motherfucker Flore (as she is affectionately referred to by her lackies) accept a prisoner exchange?

https ://www .bbc.com /news /articles / iran releases-two-french-nationals-from-detention

The ¿A Poco Sí? commander offered Luc Frelong in exchange for the good Marjolaine Kalten-porten trapped in space.

Will the Brave SIRIUS unload on that host, or will this be a peaceful transition to Wednesday when TUESDAY’S GONE?

Standard Mexican editing

If you see the mouse 🐭 wave 👋🏼 because Mika’s gonna get the vapours, but don’t worry about it she (Mika) is drinking tea de TILA (look it up).

Why the Mexican president refuses to restart the drug war despite mayor’s assassination

 

https ://www .latimes .com /2025-11-03 /sheinbaum-no-return-to-war-on-drugs-following-mayors-assassination

Breaking the news :

The great influencer. Sources close to Dominique de Villepin in Casablanca relay that the former French Prime Minister, will be sending a box of 2003 Beaujolais from the Burgandy region of SAN DIEGO.

 

Darth Vader is dead (Yeah!)

Vader, perhaps the most influential of the Bush 43 administration bamboozled General Colin Power to convince the United Nations Security Council for approval to invade Irak following the September 11 attacks in 2001, thus forever dimming America’s beacon of hope in Western Democracy loving countries. Vader is solely responsible for the surge of French Wine sales at Safeway’s and Wal-Mart’s across the United States in América.

… and in the end, the wine you get, is equal to the mess you made.

 

… go ahead, Joe Scarborough, wash away the “what if’s” with a bottle of Mad Dog 20-20.

The Arc of Vader

Sponsored by:

MAD DOG 20/20… now spiked with TILA Tea.

Let the De-construction begin

Be Kind To Them Dolls

 

La Charme… Öüï will put his name to the test… The 300.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-03-novembre-2025

World Kindness Day is an international observance on 13 November, but the French being French, those motherfuckers have to celebrate it today, the 3rd of Noviembre.

What do you mean I ain’t KIND…?  just not your kind.

Dave Mustaine
PEACE SELLS BUT WHO’s BUYING?

Bad kind of Motherfucker

Pedophiles will get a rubber-stamp at Lumière en Bercy… it’s 1968 and Güi-Güï at fip . fr are is effervescent with populism disguised as righteousness. Like Newt Gingrich in 1994, the Mexican manifestations of 2011-2012 were the product of privileged scholars who despised the people that they were advocating about. And if you have the balls, ask me about it, don’t just kick me in the balls france.musique 

Happening now at the b.p.i. Lumière… Susana Poveda inspiré le china girl de Vietnam.

 

…and Güi-Güï, wouldn’t it be better if you dump that notion A.S.A.P. , i mean “American Studies” bringing back Vincennes?

Enter Vincennes Verga… illegitimate bastard brother of Michael, GENERALI de Niza en la Promenade des Anglais en La Côté d’Azur… Be Kind to each other.

I will buy the ballons, the Kleenex® and off-course the mushrooms for the scéance. And, Flore, you’ll get no “gentilese” from Mí, not until you release Kalten-Portenbach from that comet that you put her in.

Fuck on-the-fly, and now Öüï knows how the tea was spilled

Fuck a duck… only on MSNOW : after the break is FRENCH THEORY at The Atrium | Lumiere next to the interior of Nuñez at Bercy… a.s.a.p. 🧜🏼‍♀️🫰🏼🤠

BFM sex doll from BHV (Shein stand) segment goes here, June Squibb will appraise the doll live from Cleveland.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /police-justice /video-shein-criticized-for-selling-child-pornography-dolls-on-its-website 

the following 98 messages/comments from the guy who President Trump just pardoned will be going to the trash 🗑️ bin. For the record Donald Trump children’s “friends” support terrorists, launder money for Hamas, and are probably Shein sex doll customers. Issy–Newt–Gingrinch approves this reply.

Verbatim : www .binance .com 注册
binance .info /join?ref=P9L9FQKY
28895706@outlook.com
116.11.95.226
I don’t think the title of your article matches the content lol. Just kidding, mainly because I had some doubts after reading the article.

 

In local news :

Why on earth would someone stop smoking pot¹? But you are right Scott Galloway³, Rage is the new PORN. Told you that approximately a week or two ago². In any case, “Suicide is Painless”, and if you survive it nothing will ever bring you down, even if you are in the gutter.

With that in mind, MARA GAY are you high-as-a-kite right now (06h17 PST), or is there a time-delay issue between your thought process and the words that just came out of your mouth?

³~. Mister Golloway writes about men in a Kardashian world.
²~. Grandstand > The teeth of hate. El País, I. Vallejo; p. 19. 19 Oct, 2025 | https ://asegovia3 .com /2025 /10/27 /breaking-news-populism-is-popular-according-to-zarathustra/
¹~. It’s been 66 days since I’ve had my last hit of marihuana, 65 days since my last inhale of hash ; 6 days since my last mushroom.

Objects on black screen are closer than they appear

 

And Katty Kay, this is an intermission in mid flight before the election.

But first… Congratulations to Caleb Joseph for being the better sports broadcaster.

Cold tea is better than an Iced cup of Joe.

Sincerely,
Vin Scully,
Goooo, Dodgers.

And now, back to Mexican news… Las Estúpidas Calaveritas : same as it ever was³

³~. Talking Heads in “this must be the place” 💀 Uruapan del Progr.eso, Michoacán.

 

It’s true, BLACK FRIDAY started on Halloween. Viva México y sus estúpidas “calaveritas”.

In Paris, France, it’s a Hazy Shade of “The Arab Spring” of December 2010³, but in the context of the Nepalese Generation Z of September 2025. Last time around, in 2010, I (Armando Segovia) was receiving my talents and skills visa from the French Consulate situated on Santa Monica Boulevard in West L.A., por aquellos días el poeta de la revista proceso, Javier Sicilia, todavía contaba con la presencia de su hijo Juan Francisco quien como hoy se sabe—hizo enojar a unos prepotentes de lo que hoy se conoce como “el pueblo bueno” de la llamada “4ª Transformación“ de la familia López Obrador ; this time around in 2025 i find myself in France as an undocumented “étranger” in part because of bad decisions of trust on my part, but mostly because of Mexicans in France who played the role of “Molina²” through this journey which continues to develops as i fingerbang with virtual keystrokes the lines of this most non-consequential blog.

Sin comentarios.

³~. The Arab Spring (in the opinion of several interviewees whom I asked to express their feelings about Mexican manifestations in Paris between 2011-2015) detonated the anger of a collective of  Mexican associations who, to put it in French terms, were butt-hurt on account of the cancellation (Feb. 6, 2011) of The Year of Mexico in France by the Mexican government. Sources close to Barbara Carol de Obeso told me (Armando Segovia) under the promise of anonymity that the nascent manifestations of Mexicans at The Trocadéro in March of 2011 who protested against the Mexican government because of LOS FEMINICIDIOS de Ciudad Juárez, was just a guise because “Los Amigos de México en Francia” would look stupid if they manifested instead, for all of the hard work that they (the aforementioned “amigos de México”) had put in their festivals, galleries, and TACO stands for the duration of what was supposed to be a bi-national celebration that would give those motherfuckers the French credibility that they (the “friends of Mexico”)  like to show-off in their cosmopolitan elite circles in Ecatepec, or Coyoacán… por decir.

Toward the middle of the novel, the reader finds out that Molina is actually a spy planted in Valentín’s cell to befriend him and try to extract information about his organization.

²~. Amigo “Francisco”… cualquier parecido with this cut–and–paste straight out of Wikipedia is because it happens to be your mirror image, alas I could not succinctly put all of the different “Molina’s” who continue to tag along me in order to get their “provisions” from higher-ups in the food-chain of influence in both Mexico and France.

And ladies & gentlemen, I’d like to present: Muhammad Ali³

³~. Powder Blue… a song by Ween 🤠; Öüï’s been told that Chixdiggit 🍁. Goooo, Dodgers! 🐂.

Powder Blue… respect for the Blue Jays but in the words of “FLUFFY” you can piss up a rope, Mister Richard Smoker, because you certainly are a poopy poker, I bet that the Dog Meat that you eat comes from L’Argentina, what-with you sounding like one of those Christian MAGA supporter and all. No offense to Lennon, but you sir are one hellova ONO YOKER.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Caleb_Joseph

USO JUSTO DE TODOS LOS MEDIOS

Goooo, Dodgers! Sources close to Joseph Charles Scarborough III‘s yacht in Nantucket, U.S.A., relay that Morning Joe is not happy for The 2025 MLB Champions of that baseball tournament, recent data and comments made by that sonovabitch during The Morning Mika Show reveal that Joseph Scarborough (Charles ‘the’ 3rd) would not be happy (also) if the Los Angeles Dodgers would not have succeed over the TORO(nto) Blue Jays in Canada, but that is only because “Joey” is one of them East Coast ‘cosmopolitan eliteswho still believe in Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan and of course, —Manifest Destiny.

 

“There you go again, ruining baseball, one Series at a time”.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /baseball /comments /sportsnet_analyst_caleb_joseph_opening_his/

Ronald Reagan’s farewell address.

Help Mí, motherfucker, Scrape The Mucus off My Brain.

Now to be fair, there is one downside to the Dodgers winning the MLB tournament and that is the trip that the organization must make to the White House, so pena of Donald Trump deporting all of the Japanese from Chavéz Ravine if The Dodgers should boycott that last road trip of the 2025 season.