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Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

French nigga’ Please!!! Pull your pants up and drop that Flag you fag

Mon Alter-robo is of course… a fag

Improv(e) this 🎲🎲🎲… Ewe got to roll me.

SOBRE REQUIEM NO HAY ENGAÑO

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And call Mí the tumbling dice.

In local news at that big ol’Leftist Music Fest at La Courneuve, the French Bastards are happy, Very Happy, some frogs say, on account of GAS prices dropping like flags for the pope in Rome.

Con los brazos abiertos has left the Coachella Solidarity fuck-fest. Meanwhile in Rome, La Felicidad no tiene FIN. TRISTEZA SÍ. And if you are ever near or around the 7 Hills, mind your language and don’t go mixing YOUR Lusitanian Fado with cualquier Cumbia Colombiana de Tachira, VERACRUZ.

Why is my Shawarma prices not dropping like tachas³ on a Mexican cancelled fag fest? Why de Sousabeille, why? You are walking on lava today, Lorène are you crazy? Didn’t you see the sign yesterday for THE COLD OPENING on Ben Affleck on The Morning Mika Show??? AND YOU KNOW DAMN Well, that Öüï is in Synchronicity with HAWAII, did you TWO see me come?

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³~. Mind expanding pills or other related trips. But seriously, Francisco, what is it about funerals and sexy 🐈‍⬛’s in black outfits

I am an anti-Christ it’s true, and Eye might be an anarchist (j’espere) but Kiko was for every fucking cause that your pure “papas fritas” claim to support on those fucking Loi of 1901 Taco Stands.

Not sure who will headline the next Fête de l’Huma, but Öüï hopes that on your celebration the Sun (🥐) shines on all they.

And not to be outdone by Ben Affleck on the Morjo Show, BFM’ER TV re-hashes the EVIL GENIUS of the Accountant, but the frogs put a faggety red robe on that Alien playing The Conclave on Third Rock from Versailles… Coq Suckers even stole the Wax figure of Ben Affleck and they put a field reporter mic on that scarecrow. Öüï calls it, “The Flafeck Effect”… i told your Bostonian-ass that you are going to like the way I Spank Your Ass, Bartleby 🕊️.

Hey, Ewe! Get out of my spot… that’s where The Italian Bastards charge their cellphones… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Previously on, [Homeless goes here] will the Real Homer speak up or forever hold la Samaritaine en Missionnaire

Can the real 🥧 please get off the stage… the fake π is on.

Romeo and Julieta are together on The Trapèze 🎠

Sin Celery

The Real y Latina!!!

Surrounded by tontos, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach cried out onto to the good people of Prairie Shitville, “oh, ¿y ahora quién podrá ayudar Mí?” but the disc-jock said it Deutsch.

[ALL or Nothing At All ]

Up Shits Creek, the friend of a friend of, “a friend” of Gustavo Martínez at LCI TV 📺 is on a loop in Punxsutawney, U.S.A., and that madder fadder is forecasting 146 days of rain and snow for Venezuelans in France… or something taken straight out of a Cinco de Mayo chapter of the 1860’s.

Scene Tú, where Aqualong takes a shower after SOWING Doris oats, while skateboarding on a Corn 🌽 Flake ❄️.

Meanwhile back in Florence, it’s “40 Thousand” that walk through this portal Évry day, it’s the best CULT ever, 🎶 C’mon baby 🗽*.

You’re not in Argenteuil anymore, doctor… Next!

We Can Be Like They Are

 

Ladies in Gemini : Les Accablantes Citrouilles

The Severed Garden between two theatres.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

Doña Ana County (N.M.) resident since Tombstone was a thing.

 

The End

Or is it?

 

Val Kilmer stars as Mickey 18.

The Maverick? Never met that prick, maybe Tom Cruz knows.

Hey, you! Get out of my plot.

The Lemon Song … now with Chick-ins in Évry Home

Huevos turcos… i swear that i ain’t making this COUP up.

We See Pigs Fly next

We See Pigs Fly next

Squeeze Mí Baby till’ The Juice runs out of legs…
RUN 🫵🏽 O.J. 🥚 RUN !!!

Because We The People elected an electric lemon that makes the YUGO […] look sexy.

Borrador sin consecuencia.

… does anybody remember YUGOS?

A lo maduro, (1x)… América de los americanos

The 11th Hour, “Here, hear… 57 channels and nothing on, except Trou 🕳️ History and 34 felony counts”… que pase el desgraciado, señorita Laura. ¡Qué pase, Donald John Trump! Our Perpy President, “—rocking in the free world”. ¡Qué pase, señorita Laura, qué pase!

Animal Farm… and the Perpetrator’s Presidency of 2025, it’s from here to eternity, except that in this one (version of Universal) the Nazis win.

With musical guest:
Los As-Nos del Nuevo Mundo and The Dehydrated California Fire Hydrants.

Any 🦉 hoot, Symone Sanders, “and justice for all” not on your children’s lifetime, KNOT any Moore, knot any Moore just don’t let him be a Michael, we don’t need another SICKO, Öüï has Luigi Mangione, —more to the Point.

We now return to the End of Monday, where 7 fires in KTLA have taken Granada as Santa Anna* and his winds 🌬️  take a break for The Weekend and Catalina 🏝️ just don’t care.

Double META Speak in 1984 after the Animal Farm burned The Roof… Thanks, Obama!!!

Over at Snope Island, it’s a Fact, ma’am: it was the government, knot JSTOR. It’s was the government’s decision to push Aaron to commit suicide, as a Solution. Not JSTOR.

 

The friend of the oligarchs is the Enemy of the poet

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /🏴‍☠️casts /club-jazzafip /aja-monet-la-poesie-de-la-resistance

It’s 1984 and Sting just formatted porn into tantric tarot… or something like that. Jodorowsky will have none of it, after taxes of course 🥃.

Lot’s wife is the Archbishop’s Rainbow promise…

Any güey, TEX, Eye reckons that there Lot is a lot of Salt for one quick peek at Sodom.

And, Cousin Joe Scarborough, you are not even Catholic you fucking Mormon moron! And no, Pete Buttigieg was not wrong in his statement on that fateful American Tax Day when the Cathédrale went up in flames, but to say that Notre Dame de Paris is the Center of Western Civilization, well… that’s just stretching the architectural beauty of that church in the same way that your dumb country lawyer lengua is always citing “American Exceptionality” (punto y coma) and portraying Ronald Reagan as a beacon of hope for immigrants. For the record, Reagan’s Amnesty Program was a “get out of an Iran-Contra jail term,” —period!

I Love L.A. — told y’all KNOT to mind The Fifths 🥃

Congratulations to Alex Brady Verdugo… you closed a circle.

Congratulations to The 2024 American League Pennant-Holders, The New York Yankees : here’s your visual FOREST LAWN OBITUARY.

… and, Pablo Lemire Scarborough Torre III, Seven Made the difference, i told you so.

And now, now it’s time to settle Willie Geist’s BETTS :

A man of honor, Mr. Geist played the perfect Bitch for you “streaking” in his SEPULTURA Birthday suit from Carnegie Hall to Mika Brzezinski’s penthouse at the Peacock Room.

Quereta—Roe… and don’t forget to pay the rapist for HIS “PAIN and SUFFERING.”

In the mean time, Joy Ann Reid, you just keep “work -chopping” ALEX into your Election 2024 special. You have FIVE, Joy-Anne, FIVE THEYS to get your ALEX work-chopped.

And, Alicia Menendez… what kind of Fruit Loop snubs ‘Casper for Harris’

… or think that Colombians are ‘Hispanics’ when Évry body knows that Mexicans are the Hispanics.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /el_18_de_octubre_de_1519_en_cholula_las_fuerzas/

1519… Cholula’s aftermath. The killer was from Medellín in Castille, and that is why Colombians are “Ibero-americanos” and, like Cubans from New Jersey, are KNOT «His panic”, period. Now go drink some cranberry juice.

Any hoot, talk about an ‘enemy from within’, a fucking elderly ‘anciana’ and some priests.

Tlaxcala: the original Enemy from within

And, Michael Steele, how revealing that the so-called “Party of Woman” a.k.a. the democrats, have to persuade YOUNG MEN on gambling, and sport sites.

Last Week To They

Seen from abroad, i, Armando Segovia, blame my History teacher in high school, his name was AGUIRRE, but asked all of his “English As A Second Language” pupils to pronounce his father’s name as “A Wire”.

For the record, i was fluent in English starting from 2nd grade but the fact that I finished junior high school in DURANGO and, was fluent in Marxism, and challenged the gringo history teacher on Ronald Reagan’s policies in Central America (in 1986) that, well that sent me back to the Latino section side of the school.

Mucho Mistrust_ Oh-hi-O’, U.S.A.. The Evil Empire brought in a Tlaxcalteca hitman and the Yankees obliterated the former INDIANS into their own personal guard. It’s going to take Aztlan to make this WAR series worth watching.

The moral of this redaction Michael Steele, is that the GRINGO history in schools put more money in sports related activities than on civics and history, or even math(s)… and now the democrats are courting the “young male’s” vote from Las Vegas and video game sites. In other words, the so-called “America” in the New World has never looked so obese and ROMAN, and you are only 60-something years old. 🍾🥂 and now you are popping champagne before brunch and it’s not even 10 in the morning.

Trou 🕳️ Story Dorsey

Downsize Abbey… Trou 🕳️ Story Dorsey.

 

Musical guest: Eye can see for Miles and Kirk can blow the rainbow on La Seine.

Time now : 7-11, and so Kirk did. Kirk blew the green/violet hues off of that D.A.R.E. arc on La Seine, where coincidentally Semolina Pilchard was spotted wearing his frog garb.

 

Sources close to Mister Boatswain, relay that La Seine is now clear of sharks. Coincidentally, La Seine is eschatologically now back to pre-Olympiad days, 💩 Yuppi !!!

“ Full steam ahead it is, Sergeant »l

This time he went down The Eiffel Tower.

Well alright now… Previously on “Don Quijote de La Mancha

And in local news, the French Left is lollygagged in their own internal quest and are late to School.

French logick

June 14, that’s only ten Theys ago, and Five from Président Macron taking his toys and going home leaving a place called New Scotland, Caledonia, or something like that in a Shower of Shit, according to The Guardian. On that particular morning, the elementary school that ends where La Bagagerie begins awoke to an empty nude wall. The City, in it’s its infinitely wisdom removed the political metal frames where the faces of politicians are glued before an election, like the one announced by mister Macron after Le Pen knocked on his door, any hoot, common sense would dictate that said metal frames should have been left in place, just like the temporary ramp access ♿ for elderly drivers… I reckon that the City has to go through the affiche process, instead of just straight-pasting the next candidate’s mug over the losing ones, but no. It’s like all those god-damned copies at the préfecture. Long waste of logistics short, the affiche boards were re- installed four days after Macron took his toys home, and Grabiel, —yet again— lost another ministry.

I have a feeling the that if Jupiter would have remained cool and not stormed out of the playground after his team was put on time out, those motherfucking metal frames would still be standing, but why leave for tomorrow what can be done today.

They make an early start, the Enlighten and Pure lefties left the “affiches-es” with Lisa Leblanc in Québec, sources close the precious metals excavation enterprises-es relay that Lisa just said, “why do something today, when it could be done tomorrow,” adding, “Eye guess! ».

 

Meanwhile at Kay Central, Évry fox is wearing red.

Migrant Midgets from Outer Space vS Christian Gnomes from Trump Tower.

And in 20 minutes, it’s page 6… it’s true, La Trous 🕳️.

Toute agression physique et ou verbale envers le personnel hospitalier en EXERCICE DE  TRAUMATISÉE DES VICTIMES de violences sexuelles fera l’objet de poursuites POR MADRINAS JUDICIARIES.

ART. 106.3-FM du code penal de JUANITO GUANABACOA.