Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas

Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

Dimme 🧜‍♀️

What are you doing, Siren? Leave them kids alone.

Paris Iberico… Goooooooo PSG!

 

Never trust a « guinea » with De Niro, especially if Bobby is playing “The Irishman” but that’s only because Éire is the nigger of Europa. Semantic enigma gone circular on The SEINE.

Travellng tip nº60:

Previously on : A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Academy du Climat… Fabrice Dalongeville did not realize that the magazine sponsoring his fruty beer at the bar also set up a “love room” underneath the kitchen at l’Académie.

When in France, never get between Phoenicians and Parisians when the Champions League is on.

Minuto 12′: HAKIMI scores… Paris 1 – Milan 0

Amarillo no es tu color.

Minuto 20′ : Doué scores…
PSG 2 – Inter Milan 0

Oh, the humanity.

Leave it to radiofrance to summon the the greatest French footballer in the history of the Premier 🦁 League, mister Éric Cantona into the Jersey’s scène; talk about bosses.

You get a taco, Ewe gets a taco, Évry body gets a taco.

So Whatch-gonna-play now, —Siren?

It’s knot Mí, Alicia Menendez… It’s what Jorge wanted

You can’t choose your relatives but you can certainly SHOE your followers, Alicia Menendez!!! Shoe your followers bitch, Jesus already washed the toe jams from the pinkie. Choose your followers, knot your family.

¡Ataca Francisco!

Issy-He-never went back to La Plata, it’s true… but so did Leo Dan and Marciano Verde, they never went back but there is a reason for it, Amigo Organillero, —the pope liked The Tequila Effect and El Pibe loved Javier Solis.

Anyhow, padre… little ol’Eye told you that little Lolita had seen a lot, and then she took her life, that is  FOR WHOM that “organillo” if in front of the that trombone in the form of a BULLHORN plays for.

Dicho d’otra manera Victoria, Joseph and, Jeremy :
Virginia Giuffre, a former MAR-A-LAGO sex-trafficked victim killed her brain off in Australia… Thanks Prince Andrew 🇬🇧 !!! And thank you President Trump, your sword-fighting buddy Jeffery Epstein could not have recruited the then 14 year-old Mar-a-Lago (baggage 👜 handling)  worker without your stupid Sharpie 🖕 signature.

Algo-tisim… or some Guido like that, it’s like a Gregorian chant for beer-drinking mugs and an algorithm for a better Madeline 🦪 on the Handmaid’s🤰moon 🏅 phase of the Last Weekend on of The Symone Sanders Tales.

Across the Washington Cathedral, it’s “Have A Baby Your Fucking Cow”. The game where some twat gets $5000 devalued U.S. Dollars if she pops a baby out.

It’s all part of the Donald Trump “look over here“ shit show in Rome.

Our hearts and prayers are with the Filipinos in Canada.

Fiel a México siempre, that’s what Jorge 🇦🇷 used to say, but I (Armando Segovia) bet that the good Miners ⛏️ at “Paso del Norte EWE” missed the point when Francis landed there, at the Abraham González CJS, instead of The fucking Franklin Mountains or Biggs Fields.

French nigga’ Please!!! Pull your pants up and drop that Flag you fag

Mon Alter-robo is of course… a fag

Improv(e) this 🎲🎲🎲… Ewe got to roll me.

SOBRE REQUIEM NO HAY ENGAÑO

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

And call Mí the tumbling dice.

In local news at that big ol’Leftist Music Fest at La Courneuve, the French Bastards are happy, Very Happy, some frogs say, on account of GAS prices dropping like flags for the pope in Rome.

Con los brazos abiertos has left the Coachella Solidarity fuck-fest. Meanwhile in Rome, La Felicidad no tiene FIN. TRISTEZA SÍ. And if you are ever near or around the 7 Hills, mind your language and don’t go mixing YOUR Lusitanian Fado with cualquier Cumbia Colombiana de Tachira, VERACRUZ.

Why is my Shawarma prices not dropping like tachas³ on a Mexican cancelled fag fest? Why de Sousabeille, why? You are walking on lava today, Lorène are you crazy? Didn’t you see the sign yesterday for THE COLD OPENING on Ben Affleck on The Morning Mika Show??? AND YOU KNOW DAMN Well, that Öüï is in Synchronicity with HAWAII, did you TWO see me come?

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³~. Mind expanding pills or other related trips. But seriously, Francisco, what is it about funerals and sexy 🐈‍⬛’s in black outfits

I am an anti-Christ it’s true, and Eye might be an anarchist (j’espere) but Kiko was for every fucking cause that your pure “papas fritas” claim to support on those fucking Loi of 1901 Taco Stands.

Not sure who will headline the next Fête de l’Huma, but Öüï hopes that on your celebration the Sun (🥐) shines on all they.

And not to be outdone by Ben Affleck on the Morjo Show, BFM’ER TV re-hashes the EVIL GENIUS of the Accountant, but the frogs put a faggety red robe on that Alien playing The Conclave on Third Rock from Versailles… Coq Suckers even stole the Wax figure of Ben Affleck and they put a field reporter mic on that scarecrow. Öüï calls it, “The Flafeck Effect”… i told your Bostonian-ass that you are going to like the way I Spank Your Ass, Bartleby 🕊️.

Hey, Ewe! Get out of my spot… that’s where The Italian Bastards charge their cellphones… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Previously on, [Homeless goes here] will the Real Homer speak up or forever hold la Samaritaine en Missionnaire

Can the real 🥧 please get off the stage… the fake π is on.

Romeo and Julieta are together on The Trapèze 🎠

Sin Celery

The Real y Latina!!!

Surrounded by tontos, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach cried out onto to the good people of Prairie Shitville, “oh, ¿y ahora quién podrá ayudar Mí?” but the disc-jock said it Deutsch.

[ALL or Nothing At All ]

Up Shits Creek, the friend of a friend of, “a friend” of Gustavo Martínez at LCI TV 📺 is on a loop in Punxsutawney, U.S.A., and that madder fadder is forecasting 146 days of rain and snow for Venezuelans in France… or something taken straight out of a Cinco de Mayo chapter of the 1860’s.

Scene Tú, where Aqualong takes a shower after SOWING Doris oats, while skateboarding on a Corn 🌽 Flake ❄️.

Meanwhile back in Florence, it’s “40 Thousand” that walk through this portal Évry day, it’s the best CULT ever, 🎶 C’mon baby 🗽*.

You’re not in Argenteuil anymore, doctor… Next!

We Can Be Like They Are

 

Ladies in Gemini : Les Accablantes Citrouilles

The Severed Garden between two theatres.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

Doña Ana County (N.M.) resident since Tombstone was a thing.

 

The End

Or is it?

 

Val Kilmer stars as Mickey 18.

The Maverick? Never met that prick, maybe Tom Cruz knows.

Hey, you! Get out of my plot.

The Lemon Song … now with Chick-ins in Évry Home

Huevos turcos… i swear that i ain’t making this COUP up.

We See Pigs Fly next

We See Pigs Fly next

Squeeze Mí Baby till’ The Juice runs out of legs…
RUN 🫵🏽 O.J. 🥚 RUN !!!

Because We The People elected an electric lemon that makes the YUGO […] look sexy.

Borrador sin consecuencia.

… does anybody remember YUGOS?

A lo maduro, (1x)… América de los americanos

The 11th Hour, “Here, hear… 57 channels and nothing on, except Trou 🕳️ History and 34 felony counts”… que pase el desgraciado, señorita Laura. ¡Qué pase, Donald John Trump! Our Perpy President, “—rocking in the free world”. ¡Qué pase, señorita Laura, qué pase!

Animal Farm… and the Perpetrator’s Presidency of 2025, it’s from here to eternity, except that in this one (version of Universal) the Nazis win.

With musical guest:
Los As-Nos del Nuevo Mundo and The Dehydrated California Fire Hydrants.

Any 🦉 hoot, Symone Sanders, “and justice for all” not on your children’s lifetime, KNOT any Moore, knot any Moore just don’t let him be a Michael, we don’t need another SICKO, Öüï has Luigi Mangione, —more to the Point.

We now return to the End of Monday, where 7 fires in KTLA have taken Granada as Santa Anna* and his winds 🌬️  take a break for The Weekend and Catalina 🏝️ just don’t care.

Double META Speak in 1984 after the Animal Farm burned The Roof… Thanks, Obama!!!

Over at Snope Island, it’s a Fact, ma’am: it was the government, knot JSTOR. It’s was the government’s decision to push Aaron to commit suicide, as a Solution. Not JSTOR.

 

The friend of the oligarchs is the Enemy of the poet

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It’s 1984 and Sting just formatted porn into tantric tarot… or something like that. Jodorowsky will have none of it, after taxes of course 🥃.

Lot’s wife is the Archbishop’s Rainbow promise…

Any güey, TEX, Eye reckons that there Lot is a lot of Salt for one quick peek at Sodom.

And, Cousin Joe Scarborough, you are not even Catholic you fucking Mormon moron! And no, Pete Buttigieg was not wrong in his statement on that fateful American Tax Day when the Cathédrale went up in flames, but to say that Notre Dame de Paris is the Center of Western Civilization, well… that’s just stretching the architectural beauty of that church in the same way that your dumb country lawyer lengua is always citing “American Exceptionality” (punto y coma) and portraying Ronald Reagan as a beacon of hope for immigrants. For the record, Reagan’s Amnesty Program was a “get out of an Iran-Contra jail term,” —period!

I Love L.A. — told y’all KNOT to mind The Fifths 🥃

Congratulations to Alex Brady Verdugo… you closed a circle.

Congratulations to The 2024 American League Pennant-Holders, The New York Yankees : here’s your visual FOREST LAWN OBITUARY.

… and, Pablo Lemire Scarborough Torre III, Seven Made the difference, i told you so.

And now, now it’s time to settle Willie Geist’s BETTS :

A man of honor, Mr. Geist played the perfect Bitch for you “streaking” in his SEPULTURA Birthday suit from Carnegie Hall to Mika Brzezinski’s penthouse at the Peacock Room.

Quereta—Roe… and don’t forget to pay the rapist for HIS “PAIN and SUFFERING.”

In the mean time, Joy Ann Reid, you just keep “work -chopping” ALEX into your Election 2024 special. You have FIVE, Joy-Anne, FIVE THEYS to get your ALEX work-chopped.