What are you doing, Siren? Leave them kids alone.

Paris Iberico… Goooooooo PSG!

Never trust a « guinea » with De Niro, especially if Bobby is playing “The Irishman” but that’s only because Éire is the nigger of Europa. Semantic enigma gone circular on The SEINE.

Travellng tip nº60:

Previously on : A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Academy du Climat… Fabrice Dalongeville did not realize that the magazine sponsoring his fruty beer at the bar also set up a “love room” underneath the kitchen at l’Académie.

When in France, never get between Phoenicians and Parisians when the Champions League is on.

Minuto 12′: HAKIMI scores… Paris 1 – Milan 0

Amarillo no es tu color.

Minuto 20′ : Doué scores…
PSG 2 – Inter Milan 0

Oh, the humanity.

Leave it to radiofrance to summon the the greatest French footballer in the history of the Premier 🦁 League, mister Éric Cantona into the Jersey’s scène; talk about bosses.

You get a taco, Ewe gets a taco, Évry body gets a taco.

So Whatch-gonna-play now, —Siren?