Category Archives: En primera plana

Archivo de enclaves.

Ladies in Gemini : The United Nations 🤡 of Donald Trump

I’m, too sexy for this post.

American (U.S.) Strategy : shut up and OBEY.

Fred Christ Trump

Now before Öüï heads over to the U.N. Security (👮🏿‍♂️mall 👮🏻‍♂️) Council, Eye is going to relay to Rachel Maddow that little ol’ i has in fact seen the Kuwaiti Air Defenses hot-dog an F-15E to the ground at 500-800 meters from my post… Issy-We-were herringboneing back from an oil 🔥 field like the one at the Paris Tourism Board and/or HdV.

Ciao bella… of course one has to be French to tell the tale

 

On the menu today, it’s Paris Fashion Week (sponsored by The United Nations Security Council) with instant soupe à l’oignon (with a grant from the good people at Sant’Egidio at Saint-Merri) spiked with whiskey and a bit of lemon juice (donated by the clochards at Saint-Eustache).

… memo to Messina 🫟 it’s MOTT THE HOPPLE, but yes, Ziggy scored it. I know jack about improvisational moments and even less about jazz.

Öüï don’t need no stinking Éphémérides

Tonight on the Marjolena Kalten-Portentelephone : ?is hate fun¿ Find out at 19h, 7pm if youse in Potomac times.

Fool Moon Over Faux Voltiere

Fuckn’ kids, Ewe tells those fuckers “Come As You Are” and the little psychos take your Word for IT!, —DAT motherfucker.

… any 🦉 hoot, hoy no hubo Jazz, David Ignatius… didn’t you hear Pete Hegseth, you old fuck?… Öüï must protect our bodily fluids. Jesus Christ, Ignatius.

Dime-a-dozen

But yes Marjolaine, little ol’ i wants you. Tonight at 19h33, don’t be late… still to come : Chavela Sör Ling.

La misma guerra pero revolcada… hoy no hubo Susana Poveda

Attention camp, tonight’s session will be in Castellano pero las paroles en Français… pero cuelga tú.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-01-mars-2026–

For those who know, La Oreja de Van Gogh will Knot, Öüï repeats, will not be performing German cabaret songs on Almodovar, including but knot limited to LILI MARLEEN.

…

 

What, too soon? — Mars looks good on Jackie

Eye believes that Öüï has a winner !!! Not sure if it’s the bloody red background on the video feed or the crossbrestess-es pullover.

Circumcision is a crime against humanity ✂️🇮🇱✂️

 

Yea! Alemany nailed Mars, and just in time, for The Killing of The Christ starting on March 29.

Note to editors : the fact that the U.S. Congressional delegation who oversights things like say,  bringing hell to another country (not necessarily Minneapolis, Minnesota), is referred to as a “gang” provides a window into the kind of “god” that the U.nited S.tates apparently ‘trusts’, and that god is not Greek but Roman, and the SACRIFICE COUNT for Mars starts at 3 dead soldiers from U.S.. Good thing that they died to distract.

https ://ballotpedia .org /Gang_of_Eight #Other_uses

Knot that serA se refiera a Ares, much less that Ewe motherfuckers should take my most non-consequential blog for gospel just because Jesus Built My Hot Rod, but rumor has it that according to The Prophet Epstein, Donald John Trump would attack Iran (beyond a doubt)  if that son-of-a-bitch was to get “trapped like a rat”.

Compare this to your gospel… so Ewe can spy on my phone and even turn it off ; what are Ewe 🇮🇱 a character on The Twilight Zone? Jezz-U.S. Rothschild Tut

Öüï keeps trucking.

Does anybody remember Jerry Lee Lewis? He was supposed to be “the devil”, but all that Jerry Lee was, well he was into Alabama divorces (all in the family) and the label wrote that he was just a petty killer. Loads of fun in them ’50’s… beyond the sea.

 

28 de febrero — Pegasus 🇮🇱 and Uncle Sam 🇺🇲 attack

It’s Primetime on a Saturday Night

The Epstein War

Saturday Morning Cartoons :

In the vicinity of the garden of Caro, is off-course Eden… bum-bas not bom-bas.

Hallelujah, I’m a Bum

And in Washington, hoy no hubo Jacky Alemany on account that Joe Scarborough is playing 1979, Issy-The-World is a vampire.

Where have you gone, Agent Angle, the Middle East is just not the same on the MSN now BC… news.

Saturday Morning Cartoons and I ran, i ran so far away.

 

In Tehran, the Supreme Leader there is calling on the United States of America to convict the vagina-grabbing pedophile in charge of Mar-a-Lago and that other “house” in D.C..

Bombs and bluster diplomacy.

Hoy no hubo noticias, except from Sputnik news 📰 who jumped at the opportunity to report on the bombing of a school by somebody other than Vladimir Putin.

Fuck Jazz à fip — and I-ran with a Flock of Seagulls

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away

 

Yes, Eye said it—it takes tú

😁

… to make it out of sight

Park bench is not a place to live

🥣

In the mean while, vive Le France 🍽️ you motherfuckers.

And that is all Eye is going to say, Miller 🎸… except to say, fuck Jazz à FIP, period!

🪘

Aquí Estamos

Alix’s gift to the good doctor… 🔥

Deer, Ali Vitali… Eye listened to the entire Ride ⚡The ⚡ Lightning ⚡ [track list] in the span of the first quarter of the Morjo Show, and all Eye got was stupid news of the recent past.

The Blitzkrieg on MedicAid and the hypocrites going to Greenland to heal people with Universal Healthcare… Greenland, mister President, does not want to feel “Minnesota”, you fucking turd.

Green Screen Operations : Guantanamo Bay Cuba.

Magnum is either un esquimal en Mexicolandia or, a shutterbug agency in Buttes-Chaumont ; either güey, smile, white noise just went green ops in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets poked with Herpes.

… fuck it, Öüï’s gonna listen to Master of Puppets while the Morjo Show takes their “French 1-hour smoke break”, back in 75 minutes.

 

Here’s an idea… invite Marjorie Taylor Green to the SoUA ³

³~. State of The Union Address

Over at the House of Lords.

 

Still to come, 47 tangents with Curly Heilemann with the Maddow Town Girls and thems.

But first, we switch it over to Spain, where according to the population of Catalanes there in Catalonian Park, si la mona es “de Cartón Piedra” it’s probably because Öüï’s talking about Mannequin Pussy here. In the mean-while, enjoy the State of the Afford-a-Billy Tee in the ordinary union of Corruptville, USA… keep on rocking in the rue Gabriel world del Mundo de Le Monde.

¡Viejas feas!

Ricordo tattile di un momento presente

We now return to our local programming, but don’t you step on my big brass shoes.

Like Öüï said… all those years ago, Stéphanie ; do say hello to Barbara 🎟️

 

Entonces, Stephanie Menou… what Juanjo said:

GUMS 🏒 for Victory

https ://www .theparaguaypost .com /p /juanjo-pereira-under-flags-sun

I guess, Stéphanie Menou, one has to be a FLORIDA MAN such as Mark Caputo to brand narco reactions to a turf war as a “Foreign Terrorist Target of Opportunity” at one of their (United Statesians) favorite vacation spots.

En fin, vamos a “hacerle al Mickey” mientras todo se calma in the MeanWhile, over on Morning Joe is your daily dose of Paul.