My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman

Eye 💊  approves 💊  this message, and Jack Smith failed. It sucks, doesn’t it? It sucks when a government takes your investigation away, ain’t it, Nicolle Wallace? Ain’t it, pundit, ain’t it? Take the yellow/fuchsia pill. 

Fact:

Eye knows grocery store security guards turned transportation security agents with a cleaner record than Pete Hegseth who had the F.B.I. go through their lives with a gooped-up hair comb.

Ironically, Pete Hegseth’s security check from the F.B.I. was confected with an afro comb 🪮, needles to point, the gaps between the wide-tooth comb finished gooped-up anyhow, but that’s only because Hegseth is a slime candidate for the post in question at the Pentagon.

Fact:

No sir, you must be Dumber than dumb Ace Ventura, this is not who The 🇺🇸 in América is, as you sir say, “now”. It’s been like now since January of 1980. It’s just that you have never noticed until THE RACHEL MADOW SHOW announced her new Medicine 💊 Show.

 

Fact:

It’s the cruelty. The cruelty is the point. The cruelty of preventing F.B.I. agents the opportunity to profit from all of the sea and turf buffets at strip joints around the country, on the government’s per-diem, where Pete Hegseth impregnated a working single-mother of two, soon to be three lovely kids..

Porcine Sweat from a fox news guy.

 

Fact:

The United States in La Murica Chicaneada is under attack. Her bodily fluids are being sold in the Amazon market through Facebook and all of a sudden Tic Toc are the good guys.

The White Elephant and Capricornia at BFM’er TV

Grab yer’ Mimosas or même yer’ MEADE, Sonia… Eye likes yer’ Buckle but Ewe, missy, are missing a feather 🪶.

Musical guest: my favorite Togolese del viejo Lyon, Vaudëäü Game and their 2025 hit

Cą IRA, Solo, cą IRA 😡

¿Sabra Cabreiro? Cabra 🐐 Sabrá.

And starring as The White Elephant at The Olympic Village, « It’s Mimosa Carneiro » who is coming (literally) from the Siege of l’Abbé Pierre at Châtelet, Tony Palma, the ancienne Director of l’Agora de Emmaüs, is there, but mister Palma is keeping a tight lip because the Fraud, Waste, and Abuse at the Siège of l’Abbé Pierre at Châtelet is “political³”.

My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman. And Marianne… your buttons don’t match your chest 🧰… let me fix it. Trust Mí, Eye fixed Marty Feldman’s pupillary disonance. Öüï knows how to dot the i’s, the Ewe’s, and even the Eau’s.

100 days of their lives.

Next on “They’s of Our Lives”, it’s Las Aguas de Brentwood on the Sunset 🌴🔥 🎥 🎬 Strip.

 


³~. Tony Palma’s actual words, when confronted FOR ANSWERS regarding a sexual assault in the interior of Emmaüs Agora in February, 2020.

 

Sprechen sie deutsch, mister Krugerrand motherfucker?

 Comm gib mir deine Krugerrand

PSALM 33 : The only true thing in life is La Lucha Libre, hear yea, hear yea: Catch!!! Glory, Glory Hallelujah—the masked man marches on. My Name is Armando Segovia and fuck David Hogg. That’s my chair, mister Hogg, mine. Any 🦉 hoot, mister Young Hogg you must get in the Ring with EDWARD THE CONFESSOR before you can even think about bringing The Kids in The Hall 🤳🏽 to The DNC, man!

Let It Be — It’s A Tijuana Mystery.

“It ain’t necessarily so”… it’s a Mystery, mi rey, it’s a mistery but one thing for sure is that Lorène got bitten by a chihuahua and the French presenter sport(ed) the “agropecuario” look during the BFM’er version of Güey Too Early show, but she is definitely missing her Resistol® 🤠, no word from the camera-shot if Sousabeille is wearing regular Tony Lama boots or UGG Boots like French narcos do.

The second fiasco on the Crossing between Two Transepts includes the Long Lost Illegitimate Great Grand Daughter of Davy Crockett, the one and only, Texas Representative Jasminnnnnne Crrrrrrrocketttt!!! Crockett is fighting the current Republican Speaker of The House Mike Johnson.

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In local news, it’s official the city of Paris just outlawed new dentists in and around each of her 20 arrondissements, bringing back the anti-dentite theys of the 1930’s in Vichy’s Labs.

In this section the student will reference Cedillo’s “Los Nazis en México” and, the student will also superimpose Zedillo’s “alternancia de Los Pinos” at the turn of the Twentieth Century and the end of Prince’s political Party of 1999.

But first, Öüï switch it over to Abbey Road where George Harrison (the most Mexican³ of all The Beatles) just took a page from Cardinal Glick in New Jersey, and the so-called “Dark Horse”, in an effort to drive more Sheeple to church, introduced Lucha Libre to the Anglican Church.

³~. Ask Dhani, 25 years-ago tomorrow, his Mexican mom neutralized a knife-wielding intruder with a chimney bellow changing with a single BLOW the stigma and stereotype of los hijos de “la chingada”.

They too… All Modern Troubles can be traced back to Ronald Reagan

Dear, media millionaire, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third:

Ron Contra-Revolucionario 80’s-proof Venezuelan spirit.

All nightmares including, but not limited to, Ernesto 🌬️🌀☔, and off course, El Mayo ❄️, can be traced to the high-class, two-bit, b-rate cowboy Ronald Reagan.

Reagan’s Amnesty Program was a get out-of jail card for his crimes in Central America and in Oakland, California ✊🏾, period!

Por ese “sendero”, Ana CabronaCabrera Reports, it was necessary back in 1989 to secure de White House for Prescott Bush’s son. It’s not ironic at all that the so-called “gipper” echos on both sides of the political ticket to, “win this one for « the coach ».

In Chicagó, Nicole Wallace just shrinked an imaginary mushroom-looking Nintendo™️ avatar, and Claire McCaskill don’t care. Beep-beep and beep-y, —yeah.

Over at the BBC booth, Katty Kay is sporting a sad frown on her mug, Öüï does Knot know whY, but it’s probably Mí. It’s like Eye told Mika earlier in the programming, Eye was “[T]hinkin’ that i might have drove Ewe too far.

And, Rachel Maddow… Yugo!

—No, Ewe go!

Tonight’s THEME is about Talent 

🎸 Where is my badge?… any hoot, Hilarity Rodham and Sue’s around the DNC, wanna know what don “ANLO” and the MAGA mouvement have in common? The two cults love to mispronounce Dirty Harris’ name.

 

Talkin’ bout a Girl who looks quite like you

And, Salma Hayek goes, beep-beep…🚙 Gotta-go, gotta’ go… Tú La Ciudad de las dos necesidades, Chicago.

Mercy-mercy-mercy.

— Shawn of the Fain walks into a is served a cocktail at [the] bar by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-C…,  hilarity ensues when the Auto Industry walks and orders a German built/Mexican mixed Polo.