🎹 LECHE CON PAN … (Allegro con brio) for Élise Jordania:  It’s all in the Hair Sample… They’re Grrrrreat!. Just Add LEAD!

Piña Colada reports.

Öüï interrupts “As The World Turns” to bring you Mika’s Coffee, as the world literally, knot figuratively, turns on Ewe, Jerry Seinfeld… no soup from Bon Jovi Kitchen for Ewe!

And now a word from Starbucks ☕…

Koffee Notopolus recommends, IT!… are you tasting the re-heated coffee in your double-pretentious-latte? Don’t despair, just add a dash of heavy metal and garnish the rim of your mug like a Margarita with lead instead of salt, because salt, salt is for the Earth.

And, Katty Kay… how about that “declining monarchy” at Ed Luce’s publishing house; heck! Eye reckon that Dr. Brzezinski would agree with his favorite nemesis, and bow tie wearing Foo’s, the one and only, Dr. Jalife-Rahme.

Bohemian Cathechism… nothing really matters, because that’s RIGHT, Ewes Not from Texas, but Bowie³ will cut you anyway.

³~. James, not David. Bowie the slave trader 💩 not Bowie the Starman 👨🏿‍🎤, period!

The Road Warrior stuck in Apocalypto‘s ruins follows.