Dear Mrs. Robinson, the next time that you get the opportunity to ‘double time’, please relay to Eugene that we [the staff] find it very ammusing to learn that he finally begins “to see the passion from the Left,” or as Colonel Chris Mathews call’em: the Archie Bunker bashing liberals… or something like that! —_—. Coming up after a Cousin Joe segment, an ad paid for —by some guy named TOM…👏👏👏 COUSIN JOE, please feel free to go ahead and use the same power that you invoked and displayed just the other day (during Colonel Chris Matthews, RFK’s book presentation). Just go ahead and relay to Alex to go ahead and “apologize to whomever he needs to apologize” and substitute that political ad [paid for by a guy named TOM] for every Donnie Deutsch segment during the next hour or so.

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP; BRAVO, a-la-bio-A-la-Ban—A LA BIN-BON-BAN: TOM, TOM, RA-RA-RA… Encore, Cousin Joe: Encore! … “Play it again, Sam”.

La última vez que un Buen Elemento
—se desdobló—
Ayrton llevaba las de ganar
dando vueltas y vueltas arriba de su bólido en un circuito de Bolonia… Flashback to 1973 is courtesy of Pink Floyd and The Dark Side of The Moon… Stick around, because Ari Melver has some questions for that fucker… ay-ay-ay… there we [the staff] go again… we meant to say: has some questions for that Zuckerberg guy.

—Mark— … by-the-güey, back in 1994, was fourteen days fresh of completing his first decade as an X Y Z member of this plane that [we] mortals call: the 3rd Dimension. Who knows what Mark was doing at the time, but in order to put the notion of this thing, called “the” Fabric of Time, in laymans terms, Zuckerberg still had at least two years to finish up his American Apple Pie basic education… —Oh, the humanity— and the irony of his vulgar display of Loyalty to a RUSSIAN (hand-picked) PRIME MINISTER named Dimitri Medeveden, and the shade that —MARK— gave to a U.S. Congressional Hearing… 🎵 And I’m proud to be an american ‘Cus at least I know I’m Free… don’t forget to like US on facebook!

Hey, “liddle” Donnie, did you think that I [Armando Segovia] was going to post a picture of you kid, naaaah; it’s been done already.

Malgre soi, Ari, guess what? Yup, the Sun sank down in front of us [the staff] last night, before we could perform a backup and an update, now Ari, with this being a live operation, often times we run the same risks that your guest, from American Horror Story… What’s his name on the streets? Runs into; es decir, that things may turn into a soup sandwich… hold that thought. … Anyway, please relay to Cousin Joe to send that pretty “liddle” iPhone so that we can double time and avoid further soup sandwiches. … “M. Zuckerberg, qui effectue sa première visite en Russie, a de son côté salué les talents des Russes en matière de programmation.” … Of course he did, of course he saluted the minions at the Russian Farm. Of course he did… in real time and not with a virtual reality element like he did with Puerto Rico. … “Il a expliqué être venu “car il y a ici de formidables programmeurs des applications de réseaux sociaux, de merveilleux programmeurs et pas seulement de Facebook”, dans des propos traduits en russe.” … No sir, not just for facebook, but also for Russian intelligence cyber war rooms. … “… and now you know, the rest of the story”. Paul Harvey; “Good day.” TimeStamp: 17h30 CET on a early Saturday evening post; 2 de noviembre 2017.